How Hello Kitty Is Ruining My Love Life
When Hello Kitty Hell exists, it does invade all aspects of your life. It’s amazing what a detrimental effect Hello Kitty can have on a man’s love life as the following example will illustrate…
My wife and I are in a romantic mood the other night. We start to get a bit frisky and my wife takes off her shirt to reveal the Hello Kitty bra:
Now, after years of marriage, I know the right answer to this question. The correct answer is “Yes, honey, it’s very cute and it makes you look more beautiful” (all single guys, write than down in your notebook). Of course, the Hello Kitty cheerleader on one side and the monogrammed Hello Kitty initials on the other make it impossible for me to say the correct answer…
me: uh, what’s that? (shocked that Hello Kitty has invaded yet another part of my hell)
wife: It’s my new bra (wife folds arms waiting impatiently for correct answer)
me: oh…(split second hesitation and instant recognition on what is about to unfold)
wife: (raises an eyebrow). Is it me or the bra? (shirt goes back on)
me: no, no , no…yes, it is the cutest thing (lying in desperate hope to save the moment already knowing it is futile)
wife (raises eyebrow higher) So it’s me, then? (goes to closet to get Hello Kitty sleeping bag for me to sleep on couch)
me: no, no , no…You’re as beautiful as ever. Much cuter than the bra (realizing instantly that the Hello Kitty trap had locked and the key had been thrown away)
wife: (both eyebrows raised) so you don’t think the bra is cute! (sleeping bag is thrown on couch, bedroom door is slammed and locked)
I wonder how many more nights I’ll be sleeping out here on the couch…
Posted: September 25th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Clothes.
Comments: 26
Comments
Comment from Slippy
Time: September 25, 2006, 2:42 pm
I feel for you SOOO much. Heh heh heh…. No, really, I do.
Comment from Carville
Time: September 25, 2006, 2:45 pm
Any idea where I can get that for a friend’s birthday? They’re totally obsessed with Hello Kitty and this would make the perfect addition to their collection. Personally I don’t see the appeal, but they would.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: September 26, 2006, 1:05 am
Any idea where I can get that for a friend’s birthday?
They are made in Japan…I didn’t see any of these for sale on ebay (as I write this), but they do have others.
I don’t recommend encouraging the obsession because it will only mean someone else will eventually end up like me and I wouldn’t wish that torture on anyone…
Comment from Amaranthim
Time: September 26, 2006, 7:37 am
Does she own Hello Kitty luggage…? You may want to help her pack.
Comment from Yotsubato
Time: September 26, 2006, 4:39 pm
Hello Kitty Hell, I like your blog.
Your blog is really funny and I read it when I need a good laugh.
I found a really cute AMV here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_IPjmVj-w
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Time: October 5, 2006, 9:32 am
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Comment from kill the kitty
Time: October 6, 2006, 8:34 pm
Man I hate to say this, but it’s time for a divorce. You poor bastard. There must be some reason you’re still together.
Comment from Selena
Time: November 11, 2006, 5:29 pm
Thats cute. I cant find a HK bra in my size, they’re all so small.
Comment from cloudiko
Time: April 2, 2007, 2:17 pm
To Yotsubato,
You are sick. I wanted to throw up after watching that video.
Comment from Lolly
Time: April 18, 2007, 8:09 pm
Oh don’t be a baby. It’s not like she whipped out a Hello Kitty vibrator
http://www.jmate.com/features/article_3.html
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Time: April 24, 2007, 4:07 pm
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Comment from Atma Weapon
Time: May 20, 2007, 8:09 pm
Does your wife seriously make you sleep in the hello kitty sleeping bag often? You can’t be having that. You gotta make a stand right now!
… ok. Here is what you do:
Go find her least favorite Sanrio character (or any other masculine cartoon character. if you live in japan, there must be a ton of anime characters you can pick.) Then buy like a whole bed set, and some cute little figurines. and one day when she isn’t around…
completely revamp the whole bedroom.
and then say something like:
“NOPE. I LIKE THIS CHARACTER AND HE IS STAYING UP. You can have the Hello Kitty sleeping bag if you want, its on the couch! :D”
Unless she happens to own that Hello Kitty Tattoo Gun… in which case, I suggest locking the door when you sleep in your new “big boy” room.
Comment from paul
Time: May 27, 2007, 8:01 am
aww you poor man lol.. where did your wife get the hello kitty bra from? my girlfriend is mad for all things kitty
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Time: June 9, 2007, 2:59 am
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Comment from Hidoi!
Time: September 19, 2007, 6:30 pm
Why would she even bother to ask the question if she didn’t want your honst answer? You accept her for being who she is, she should accept you for being who you are.
Okinodokuni!
Comment from Misawa
Time: November 15, 2007, 9:07 am
Omg.. I saw this bra…
In many colors..
I want it but sadly.. my chest is too big for these *whimpers*
Comment from Kari Vader
Time: November 28, 2007, 6:23 am
Now that I’m in Japan I’m going to buy a bunch of that!!!
I’ve seen them in Jusco!!!! What a shame that all Japanese bras are filled with foam….
Comment from Seth
Time: December 29, 2007, 7:09 am
Somehow theirs something unreal about your whole “descriptive situation”. I personally think this is a lie. And you don’t really have a wife, seriously the description is unreal. And your probably ashamed of admitting your obsessed with hello kitty being a guy.
Shouldn’t be ashamed of that but hey! most people believe the story and like your character “wife”. Still entertaining, how someone can make a fictional situation the whole wife throws sleeping bag on couch, bedroom door is slammed is a funny idea and caricature of women & marriage.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: December 29, 2007, 9:40 am
Obviously, you have no experience with Hello Kitty Hell 
Comment from Kittie
Time: December 29, 2007, 9:08 pm
I give credit to your wife. Specifically because I am currently torturing my boyfriend with a hello kitty sleaveless hoody from Hot Topic. =^.^=
Comment from SpiralArchitect
Time: January 4, 2008, 9:19 pm
To Yotsubato:
You sick bastard!
No more YouTube for you.
Comment from Britt
Time: January 5, 2008, 1:36 pm
ho cares if it has hello kitty on it I for one think its cute but if your a guy arnt u going to take it off any way so y do u care?
Comment from Deb
Time: February 1, 2008, 9:23 pm
What you need to say is “…and you’re twenty times cuter than any HK bra could ever HOPE to be!” then, to get into her (DEFINITELY not-right) head, maybe add something like “Doesn’t Hello Kitty appreciate diversity in the world, and let people express themselves in whatever way they desire?”
if it doesn’t win her over, it’ll at least buy a couple second precious HK-less silence b4 she extends the couch stay.
Comment from me
Time: February 19, 2008, 2:30 am
i like the lingerie and underwear, and lolgirls wear soft pink stuff not guys. but yeah whats wrong with soft sexy lingerie. the cat just makes it cute. stop crying. I’ll take her if you don’t want her (unless she’s fat….) but i’m always down to help a ladies fetish mayube you should help her before she helps herself
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