Hello Kitty Love Hotel Bondage
There is Hello Kitty Hell and then there is Hello Kitty HELL – I have nightmares about something like this. The Morning News ran an article about Japanese Love Hotels with photos including the following of a Hello Kitty S & M room:
I can think of nothing worse (although I’m sure my wife will think of something) than being chained down to a Hello Kitty covered bed with Hello Kitty all around. My wife, seeing these photos, has decided that we must go to this love hotel since it is located in Osaka which is fairly near to us – I am hoping (most likely futilely) that the hotel has gone out of business since the photos are dated 2004. I’m not sure even I would be able to recover from a Hello Kitty Hell experience like that…
Photo Source: The Morning News
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Posted: January 18th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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Your Hello Kitty Hell, is my favourite web log EVER -yes, even over my own blog. I love Hello Kitty, but gee… I love how you hate her.
aw man thats bleak.
This is just wrong, on so many levels…
No way even i wouldnt go there as a hello kitty fan
from england
three words for this…..
OH
MY
GOD
i am so glad i live in canada and my wife has no access to this room….or i would be chained to that bed. ~_~
I would love to go there with my boyfriend!
now that`s tiiiight!
… now that is just sick.
I thought HK was meant to be cute/young/innocent etc…
Uber cool
it is just fantastic !
Your wife actually wants to go? Does she know what bondage is? I can’t decide whether it would be better if she didn’t (because she might change her mind when she found out HK was being used for something so uncute) or worse (because she might have some really sick sex scene planned out in advance). I’m sorry, dude. Does she want to be a Hello Kitty top or bottom?
Will be going there in my near future…
eew
I LOVE Hello Kitty but I also love your witty writing.I would love to have a cool wife like yours,I’m a man & I LOVE my Hello Kitty collection.NO.I’m NOT gay!
Ok, so Hello Kitty must have been talking to the oompa loompa’s from the choclate factory!!! That Hello Kitty room is just WAY over the top!! LOL… And the orignal blogster is a funny and fantastic writer!!!
Hold on, there’s something odder going on here…
Why does this room designed for bondage and S&M include a PIANO?
(The piano stool looks like it’s wipe clean vinyl. Eeew)
I am under the impression that Hello Kitty fans (Notice I Said Fans) have a strange infatuation with sex and Kitty. I am brewing a hypothesis that to have something of Kitty being used in a naughty way might make them feel more like her? Kinda like being close to your partner during the act? Anybody follow me?
I knew Kitty wasn’t innocent.
In my own opinion (and many others i hope) this is quite revolting. This would be an ok Hotel Room for your typical HK fanatic, but as a love room…I’d rather not go there. God knows what kind of mysterious liquids have been left on that bed by the massive amounts of sick perverts that become sexualy aroused by a cartoon cat.
OK, I’m sorry, but some of your commenters here? I’d be concerned … maybe a few Hello Kitty interventions might be in order.
hahaha. That’s so wrong. I just don’t think I could get in the mood staring at giant HK things all over the place. I loves HK, but not THAT much.
O.o
OMFG
This hotel is sadistic and the people, which use this love-hotel are masoistic xDDD How can somebody juse it? its so crazy >..< wie kann man sich soetwas antun?)
(^^ Mexxlerin FellsGothAngelYamini)
Is the ‘M’ part for those who DON’T like HK? So, is this aimed at (female) fans who wish to make men suffer? If so, well, following on from Koneko – what if people constantly uh, fail to rise to the occasion in that room? HK not so much about love then after all!
Awwwwwww to cute, I love it…my partner will look so cute tied to that bed….mmmmmmm thats a nice idea…show me to the nearest home depot babe,,, we have a room to build!!!
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Aaliyah
Aaliyah – maybe on a home improvement show they could – oh gosh, where is this going? – do a Hello Kitty house?
Dear Blogger – this could be bad or could keep your wife v busy indeed – suggest she write to a Japanese TV company to do the above? Just make sure it’s not your house – and I dunno if home ‘improvement’ shows are big in Japan!
I just burst out laughing at this. I guess for those not in HK Hell and just getting into bondage, it’s makes the whole thing seem less scary.
Then again, there’s probably bloodstains in that room from the poor souls who DO live in HK hell trying to gnaw their limbs off to escape.
That’s just sick
Oh. god. I am SO having my honeymoon there (my husband won’t mind being strapped down
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Okay, thats it, this is my favorite, i wudnt turn that down, my girlfriend loves hello kitty, shed prbs go for this in a heartbeat,m definetly our bag too
oh yea. im going there ;] lol j/k but it looks pretty awesome
hahaha.. i don’t if its funny or scary.. looks like a cult of Hello kitty!
I THINK I AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY TURNED ON BY THESE PICTURES!!
I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN!!
hey! why hasn’t Darlene commented this one? doesn’t she have anything that can back this up on how “good” her beloved Hello Kitty is?
I bet this makes Alfred want to take her there for their 3rd date…..
I had an opportunity to be in there with my GF. It was a life time experience for me. But my GF, I believe, was used to it ..
I enjoyed it a LOT!
I’m scared.
And I don’t scare easily.
This is the perfect Hello Kitty Hell room. Seriously, you hate Hello Kitty, you’re surrounded by her image and chained down (possibly experiencing physical pain), and you’re maybe a little bit aroused? Nooooooooooo . . .
That said, the room should be red and black, except for the images of HK.
WOW!!!
im so going there!!
must go!
the red thingys on the bed look like guns…
how would you chain a person on bed like that? Stab the red pointy part through their wrists?
If I would live in there I wouldn’t mind going over there with my boy…. it’s nice and naughty!!! please!! there should be more HKH over here!!!
I love hellokitty so does my kids,but where is it.
hoteles de hello kitty
Sorry but this room is just damned sexy….who gives a crap about the feline…I just like the accomodations. Me-ow.
Oh and “TIFFERS” I don’t think we wanna take the kiddies to this Hostel….cha.
Well, Lolita fetishism is pretty popular in the Japanese Goth movement right now, so I can believe this gets rented often.
The room itself isn’t as disturbing to me as the Kitty in Bondage in the aquarium set into the wall beside the piano. Oh God, I just had a horrible thought…please tell me she’s not a “love doll”!
This is brilliant.
Although it would be better suiterd to the vatican city as the legal age of consent there is 12.
I could proceed to make some other sick jokes but I have though better of it.
ahaha poor you, I can see you having actual nightmares over a place like that. hello kitty would just be mocking you right in the face!
god, that’s sexy.
want to tie up boyfriend in hellokittyhell bondage room NOW!
that is just plan sick hello kitty is cute nd cuddley nd not porny