Hello Kitty Venus
Yikes! I unfortunately opened this photo sent from kittylv as my wife was looking over my shoulder.
wife: “I want one of those!!!”
me: “….” (secretly thinking: “Why the hell would you want one of those?!?)
wife: “Wouldn’t look just perfect in our entry way?”
me: “….” (secretly thinking: “It’s a trick question. Don’t say anything. She really doesn’t want to know.”)
wife: “See, Kitty can be both cute and beautiful, don’t your think?”
me: “….” (secretly thinking: “It’s another trick question. Don’t say anything. She really doesn’t want to know.”)
wife: “Why are you being so quiet all of a sudden?”
me: “….” (secretly thinking: “hey, this is working. Don’t say anything and don’t get into trouble!)
wife: “It’s because you don’t like it, right? Right?”
me: “….” (secretly thinking: “uh oh, this is not turning out quite as well as I thought it would…”
wife: “You still don’t appreciate the love and beauty of Hello Kitty. You can’t see her heart, otherwise you would be as happy as I am. I’m going to bed.”
me: “….” (secretly thinking: “Damn, on the couch again with the Hello Kitty sleeping bag – remember next time that silence doesn’t work with Hello Kitty fanatics”)
UPDATE
Apparently, Sanrio actually had a Hello Kitty Venus de Milo statue commissioned for the 30th anniversary of Hello Kitty in 2004 (much like the Hello Kitty Crop Circle – I certainly hope I die before the 50th anniversary arrives) which they named “Hello de Milo” (makes me sick just saying it…)
Luckily me wife wasn’t in the room when I found this or she would want both in our entry way…
Posted: January 22nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 7
Comments
Comment from Leemy
Time: January 22, 2007, 7:42 am
LoL….hahaha…Sexy Kitty…MEOW!
Comment from HelloKittyFan!
Time: January 22, 2007, 9:37 am
Your blog is hi-la-rious! And am a HK fan! Do you have guest rooms in your house? I’d like to visit your HK museum
Comment from bubblemui
Time: February 15, 2007, 9:39 am
This is really funny 
But I think it’s a little awkward for Kitty… f(^_^)
Comment from VanessaActual
Time: April 15, 2008, 9:31 pm
HelloKitty had too much cat nip when she posed for this one.
Comment from britkitty
Time: December 26, 2008, 2:18 pm
hahaha this is hilarious! i like hello kitty and all but this statue is pretty creepy
Comment from maria
Time: July 18, 2009, 3:47 pm
omg that is sooo funny cant stop laughing
Comment from Nicole
Time: August 15, 2009, 9:18 am
Okay, I’m going to break with tradition here. I bloody love this thing. It’s practically a Banksy. It rivals the inflatable version of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. The concept of chopping the head off the Venus de Milo and replacing it with Kitty’s football-shaped, dead-eyed head just glows with commentary. Intentional or otherwise.
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