Hello Kitty Condom ???


Walking into the room after taking a short walk down to the grocery store, I went into my room to turn on the computer and saw a — “ummmm is that what I think it is?” — sitting right next to my computer. I stopped dead in my tracks at the door eyeing the small, square package from a distance. After my last post about babies and my ending comment about birth control, my immediate thought was that my wife had read the entry and had therefore left the little package next to my computer for me.

Now, of course, this brought about a huge mixture of feelings. First, it meant that I wouldn’t be sleeping on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag tonight which is always a good thing. But the more I thought about it, could one really have a romantic night while knowing where Hello Kitty was the whole time? I mean, there is something just really, really wrong with that image…

I know that they have made Badtz Maru condoms in the past and I have heard rumors that there are Hello Kitty condoms although I had never seen any in person (I’ve seen photos on other websites, but they all look to be photoshopped to me). Was I really seeing what I thought I was seeing?

Hello Kitty condom ???

On closer inspection, however, it turned out to be something completely different. What it actually turned out to be is Hello Kitty cheese. Now why they place the Hello Kitty cheese in packages that makes it look like a condom is anyone’s guess, but as you probably already know, I stopped trying to figure out anything Hello Kitty long ago.

Hello Kitty cheese

What’s more worrying is that my wife decided to bring me Hello Kitty food which I assume means she still has the “all Hello Kitty food” idea in her head. That, my friends, can mean nothing other than pure Hello Kitty Hell down the road…

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17 Responses to Hello Kitty Condom ???

  1. ~Dawn says:

    That is frackin’ scary!!

  2. Amaranthim says:

    I think this one really falls into the Hello Kitty Strange category…see what you think…

    http://www.jmate.com/features/article_3.html

  3. Que says:

    There is only one online abbreviation suited for this: LMAO!

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  6. sonny jim says:

    i luv ur stufz

  7. Sakura (jeannette) says:

    ever seen the hello kitty pop tarts? I’ve bought them ^_^!

    http://static.flickr.com/66/168425831_cd31567479_m.jpg
    ♥

  8. BISCUIT says:

    OOO…. MY GOSH IT IS JUS AMAZING WAT SUM PEOPLE CAN TINK OOF NOW OF DAYS UT I LOVE YHE IDEA AN I THINK ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS WILL LOVE IT
    P.S I AM A BIIG HELLO KITTY FAN

  9. Alpha says:

    I have said it once ill say it again, the day they make hello kitty condoms is the day sanrio finally makes everything hello kitty

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  11. Ekko says:

    I love cheese. However, this scares the crap out of me. Sir, I am so sorry you have to go through all of this. I will try to no longer laugh at your expense.

  12. MilkyMommy says:

    I would love my husband to have Hello Kitty condoms. Maybe then I would give him some……..

  13. Kitty Smith says:

    my husband is completely and utterely devistated to hear that our next vacation we will be going to puroland…on the HK airline….and were lodging in the HK hotel suite. He didn’t mind puroland so much but when the airline and hotel came ….he said you guys need to form an HK HELL ALLIANCE…..HAHAHHAHAHA

  14. Mari says:

    It really does look like your first assumption…stupid shiny plastic is deceiving.

  15. jeff says:

    This is incredible what they do with the brand. Indeed, apart from the funny kitty shape the packaging looks like a condom’s one! They are really fun! ;)

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