Hello Kitty Steering Wheel Cover
It should go without saying at this point that Hello Kitty Hell produces dichotomy in my daily life. While the Hello Kitty food would lead one to believe I would gain a great amount of weight, the car that is getting the Hello Kitty make over produces the opposite effect and keeps my weight in check. How does a car keep my weight in check?
wife: “I want you to come to the home improvement store today to help me carry the things I need back.”
me: “OK. I’ll walk and meet you there” (secretly thinking: Am I going to have to ride in the Hello Kitty mobile?)
wife: “The home improvement shop is 7 miles away. That’s too far to walk”
me: “No problem, I’ll run…”
These are the types of conversations I have when the thought of getting into the ever increasingly Hello Kitty decked out car comes to mind. I find that to avoid getting into the car, I’m walking/running all over town (maybe there is a Hello Kitty Hell diet book somewhere in there…) The latest addition to the car came in the form of a steering wheel cover:
Now, you know that Hello Kitty Hell has set in when you actually are thankful that the Hello Kitty steering wheel cover is merely pink and not covered in feathers all around the the Hello Kitty computer. I actually almost heard myself saying, “oh, that’s not too bad” before I came to my senses and realised it was a freaking Hello Kitty steering wheel cover. I mean, who in their right mind would ever want to have a Hello Kitty steering wheel cover?
Update: ktdelight was nice enough to let me know I will likely endure more Hello Kitty steering wheel cover hell as there is also a silver version available:
Posted: January 29th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 12
Comments
Comment from ~Dawn
Time: January 29, 2007, 10:19 pm
The silver one isnt AS bad, it could fade in the sun
Comment from ellen
Time: January 29, 2007, 10:29 pm
You should really think about letting people bid for the stuff you are showcasing on this site. Everything i see, i want to buy. 
Unfortunately I don’t see much of the same stuff on your wife’s site.
Comment from Shadow
Time: January 29, 2007, 10:32 pm
Just out of curiosity, does your wife wear Hello Kitty make-up? Or use Hello Kitty bath products, soaps, shampoo etc? Your Hell can still get worse.
Sorry Dood, we are here to support you (and laugh) in your moment of need.
Comment from Nebooz
Time: February 1, 2007, 5:33 pm
Well….I think your H.K. stuff is FABULOUS! I really want to buy the steering wheel cover and put it on my husbands truck steering wheel for April Fool’s Day!!
Comment from Malinda
Time: February 3, 2007, 10:48 am
Hi there! I love your website, and your wife if my hero. This steering wheel cover actually really makes me laugh because my boyfriend HATED my sky blue HK cover (she had the little angel wings and everything!!!). Anyway, when he would drive the car, he kept “accidentally” burning holes in it with his cigarette. 
I clung to it a long time, but eventually it became too scuzzy for Hello Kitty, saint that she is.
Comment from Que
Time: February 7, 2007, 10:17 pm
Cute!
Comment from Dave Evans
Time: February 21, 2007, 5:50 am
Just when you thought it was safe to cycle round town, there came THIS
Comment from Tiffany
Time: April 11, 2007, 10:08 am
Hi i really love hello kitty i have her tatooed on my shoulder if i can get a pic ill send it to u its actually very nice i get a lot of compliments on it newayz i love the pink steering wheel cover where can i find it
Comment from tina
Time: December 26, 2007, 10:09 pm
hey, do you know where i can find the silver steering wheel cover?!
Comment from Sole
Time: January 9, 2008, 4:36 am
Please, please, please… tell me how can you resist with a wife sending you to sleep on the HK thing? How can you let her take possess of the car and transform it in a freak car? I kinda liked Hello Kitty until Today when I found your blog. Now I’m with you.
Comment from anglica
Time: January 12, 2008, 11:52 pm
Why don’t you just make money by selling all the rare items shown on your website?
Comment from Kitty Smith
Time: February 17, 2008, 3:46 am
i have the pepto bismol pink clothed one lol…maybe that’s why my husband doesn’t want to switch cars with me on occasion….
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