It Ain’t Going To Happen
Don’t even bother asking, it isn’t going to happen. All your pleading, whining, and crying have absolutely no effect on me because basically, I don’t care. In fact, it rather brings a smile to my face seeing Hello Kitty fanatics whine and plead for something they can’t find (kind of like Hello Kitty Hell in reverse and it almost seems poetic in justice – my wife, the ultimate Hello Kitty fanatic, doesn’t only bring Hello Kitty Hell on me, but also onto other Hello Kitty fanatics because they can’t find what they want). Maybe there is a higher being after all…
I live in Hello Kitty Hell so there is absolutely no way I am going to spend any of my time searching, looking or even telling you where you can find any of the Hello Kitty stuff my wife locates (I view this as a good samaritan service to all human beings across the world on my part so they don’t have to look at even more Hello Kitty – and especially to any significant others you may have. I bet they would even pay me for this service.)
Or maybe I should just put it in words that any Hello Kitty fanatic should be able to understand: Hello Kitty Hell has no mouth – you’ll simply have to find the answer with your heart 
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Posted: February 16th, 2007 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 144
since you want to be a jerk, i want to ….. wrap you up and take you for a ride…..lol…… >.<
EVERYONE! I have alot of these stuff. The instant noddles,
the shoes, the golf balls, alot! I get them from China, or
mostly i get them from this store in China that keeps contact
with Sanrio. Sorry, people who live in US, you cant really buy
REAL hello kitty stuff. In us, you can buy hk cellphones,
but in China, you can get HELLO KITTY IPHONES.(i have one)
sadly, I have only found AK-47 kits and already assembled semi-automatics from Eastern Europe, none with HK logo and all in sparkles. This just makes my desire stronger. To play with a new HK toy would make for a very fun filled evening. Just putting a HK set of stickers on my AK-47 is not the same thing. Is anyone out there able to tell me where I can get my very own HK-AK-47 in the US?
Psh. I love both your comments on things, and your wife’s obsession with Hello Kitty myself. I wouldnt deck myself out in it. x) but hey, I love it myself.
Shush to all you people saying, “He’s an a-hole” for not telling where Hello Kitty are here on his site.
My words to you: LOOK HARDER
I totally agree with everything you have to say. Some people are just plain crazy.. cutting HK on their arm??? I like Hk but there is definately a limit on how far you can go and that is WAY too far. You are now offically one of my favorite people I love to read your blogs!
In Ireland, she is known as Hell O’Kitty !
when i saw the picture of the person with hk carved int their arm
i was almost sick
i mean
i LOVE hello kitty
but thats just wrong
D:
i think
you should put more pics of your home up
and maybe let your wife do a blog
Thankyou so very much for your blog. I’m so damn sick of people slapping cutesy little animal pictures on everything and then going mental over how special it is.
Also, ahem…
“I am Hello Kitty of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”
(Just thought that was kind of appropriate, considering the amount of crap with HK on it)
this site and all the stuff u pst makes me think ur truly a hk fan…lol
DO NOT WHINE. THEY ARE REAL. NOW YOU MUST GO FIND HOW TO PURCHASE THEM. YOU’RE WELCOME.
And there is no need to be psycho over Hello Kitty items. If HK is the center of your universe then you can spend hours trying to find items rather than being immature and wishing death.
This man, though witty and completely hilarious, isn’t very bright.
Has he not seen the ad bordering nearly all of his blog-pages?
It reads:
“rare and fun hello kitty products from japan”
enjoy, fellow HK fans!
This man can’t keep us down!
I view this as a good samaritan service to all human beings across the world on my part so they don’t have to look at even more Hello Kitty – and especially to any significant others you may have. I bet they would even pay me for this service.
Oh, good. We’d hate to think you were being melodramatic or something.
And Whiny Hello Kitty fans- get over it. It’s obvious that this site is meant to make fun of HK, not to sell anything. Haven’t you ever heard of google?
P.S. I found the shoes. HA!
I did own a hello kitty waffle maker. I only bought it because it’s on clearance and the price is very cheap. Also, the waffle size? Small enough so my butt doesn’t grow if I eat a few of them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fully supports this website, as me myself is not a Hello Kitty fan. I don’t really understand how come this big head with no mouth kitty can create such a fanatic around the world.
And now I am really glad that there are someone who really share my opinion about Hello kitty. I really hope that more people would join in to share their hatred for hello kitty.
I think your obsession with hating Hello Kitty is just as weird as the obsession people have with her.
So I get that you don’t want to be bothered with questions on where to buy certain items or looking for them or whatever and I would never dream of even asking you, but I was wondering if maybe I could email your wife who seems to love hello kitty because I do have one question for her. I really hope you wouldn’t mind that one favor but I won’t be malicious or angry if you decline. Thanks.
This is so weird……. and since im here i guess i am too?
IF YOU LIKE HELLO KITTY WHY THE #*% ARE YOU ON THIS GLORIOUS SITE OPOSING HELLO KITTY.
IF YOU ASK ME AND I DON’T CARE IF YOU DIDN’T THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF HELO KITTY SHOULD BE PUT IN GILITINES SO THERE BRAINS CAN BE EXAMED BY SCIENTISTS OR AT THE VERY LEAST BE ASSASINATED LIKE JFK SO NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO DID IT.
Well the thing is even if people do like hello kitty this site is incredibly entertaining, the commentaries on the photos of the most ridiculous items are hilarious and even if someone likes hello kitty doesnt mean they want all the incredibly ridiculous items posted on this website. So instead of yelling and screaming at people who like hello kitty and enjoy this site why dont you just find something better to do with your time and ignore comments that bother you and just enjoy the site for what it is. Yelling at people about liking this site and hello kitty is ridiculous and incredibly childish.
I’m a hello kitty fan, and I find your site awesome and entertaining… I wonder if my husband feels the same way? Probably, eh? Haha
i am sorry you are in hell. but your site is really amusing.
I came across your site looking for a Hello Kitty Casket and saw the tombstone. I’m sorry your living in Hell, have you thought of starting your own collection? Porn, Comic books, video games are a few i think of.
And to the people looking to the hello kitty items most of it seems to me to be from Japan or China. Just look thats the fun part, you may even find something you didn’t think to look for.
A HK fan that really loves your site.
hi, love the site. love the kitty myself (since i work at sanrio) ;D. But i wonder if you really hate hello kitty if you love your hello kitty fanatic wife, i mean, she’s practically a copy of her by now right?
Build an ark of gopher wood ( Noah’s Ark for the slower ones ) and put every Hk thing in it. tow this ark to a quiet calm part of the ocean and NUKE IT!!!
WOW. i’m a huge fan of hello kitty but i LOVE your site! its so amazing!
ROTFL!! It’s amazing how hello kitty has influenced our lives…… XDDDD
u know wat i hate u lam a hole u get on my d nerves and guess wat i found that flat screen so u cant hind thinks from the hate hah hah hah hah hah !!!! keep your secrets i dont need them and plus if u really hated hello kitty u would right a website about it sssooo that means u really looovvve hello kitty isn’t that rite u little hello kitty lover oh and if your wondering me and my 15 friends will find all your stuff have a good live a hole llovve the hate
go head cry 
Um…people…PLEASE…learn to write and SPELL!!!!!!!!
Sheesh!
Oh an quit’er bitchin’!!!!!!!!!!
Several years ago there was a Hell Kitty T-Shirt (Black, vampire fangs, pitchfork and a devil halo) and it was awesome! I regret not buying it. It drove my sister nuts (yep loves HK). Can you sell Hell Kitty stuff so we can get back at people? please? Sorry about those shorts – I would never make my husband wear something like that. Soldier On! Love your site!
I Love HK. Poor fellow in that HK racing suit should give it to a girl who could rock it out! So rad on a chick, so sad on a guy! You could never get me to agree to parting with my HK junk, but kudos to your wife on sharing with the kids.
Hahaha. I gotta say I like Hello Kitty but I love this blog even more. And it’s so funny cuz I spent several hours today on my computer searching for Hk items for our new car. I just love the fact that HK Hell is struggling with his wife’s new car style. I just pictured myself and I never really spent some time trying to think what my husband thinks about it. I mean I wanted to decorate it cuz, it looks cute and everything, but then again.. what about my hubby’s feelings driving a girly minivan? First thing I’ll do when he comes home from work is gonna be that, asking 4 his opinion. Although I know he’s gonna say “I don’t care” But HE DOES CARE! So I’m gonna skip the hk car accessorie shopping and spend more time reading this blog.
I love Hello Kitty, but I also enjoy your blog….I found it yesterday and was wondering why you were so bitter towards hello kitty…..I think secretly you like her because, in your own way, you are a hello kitty fanatic!
well i think that hello kitty iz the bomb!and hello kitty iz everywhere ITS!
OMG!! you won’t tell us where to get them?? This really IS HELLO KITTY HELL!!!!!!!! at least for me
this site is such a tease!!!
Since you are an anti hello kitty fellow,
I was just wondering if you would possibly know if there are ANY ANTI HELLO KITTY products out there (i.e little toys)
Oh man, we’re on the internet.
Be creative on how to search for stuff.
Lazy is a way of life now I guess.
I truly enjoy Hello Kitty Hell, despite my Hello Kitty Watercooler and shower curtain.
Some of the Hello Kitty stuff that’s out there is totally nuts.
I bet my husband wouldn’t mind, but I wouldn’t do that to him.
I admit i like Hello Kitty but i like your blog, no i don’t like those items you talked about, they send me to hell you know. I truly enjoy your blog despite i like Hello Kitty and had her beside my computer, nothing to do with my username, it was just a response to my cousins obsession to hello kitty(no mentioning of names please)
Hehe if you don’t spill I will just send more Hello Kitty Online screenshots! I have hundreds! Muhahaahaha!
welcome to the battle against cuteness ^^
you know you’ll never won but at least you try ^^
hehe…
You horrible person! Oh, I kid. This is a great site, I, for one, was astonished by some of the stuff I had no idea was hello-kitty-fied. My main thought, however, as I read through some of this stuff, is that you must be a *very* tolerant husband. If I was married to some dude who was into something I totally couldn’t stomach, well I probably wouldn’t marry the dude in the first place.
I don’t really get the hello kitty fanatics. I mean, yeah hello kitty stuff is cute, but there’s much cuter and more aesthetic stuff out of the Morning Glory store. But even then, I like getting stuff from there but filling your house with it is just tacky.
These fans getting all worked up asking you to tell them where you got it is just stupid. It’s like how at the end of Interview with the Vampire, daniel suddenly begged louis to make him into a vampire, like he didn’t get anything out of the entire story of agony louis told him.
Like, don’t you get it?? this dude is AGAINST the spread of hello kitty stuff.
all right, I gotta study.
LOL! I can’t believe i didn’t know about this blog!!
i came across it when i did a search for hello kitty tattoos 
I love HK to death but i find your blog hilarious and great to read
I especially laughed with the comments u made about the hello kitty mac series cause it sounded just like my fiance when i told him how much money i spent on the “kitty koutoure” series & stuff from the regular mac series
i dont think dat dis is appropriate apparently dont nobody care dat you dont want 2 share address’s or anything dis is 2 hello kitty hell and also lilypop i lik ur spirit u funny muhaahaaa it was halarious. LOL
I love this Hello Kitty hell website! I can’t beleve there is so much Hello Kitty crap out there! I feel for you dude, at some point Hello Kitty becomes to much. Maybe you should throw something Mickey Mouse into the mix just Because it would mess up the them.
This is absolutely hilarious. I LOVE HKitty but chyeah, i love hearing what haters have to say because comedy comes before the cats. LOL your wife is awesome, is she doing that on purpose, does she know about this? I suppose this is the only place to go for escape…although i envy her a tad.
Hahahaha! that’s all, if they want anything… they have eyes for looking it up!!
lol, about three weeks ago, i had wanted to buy a freaky pen -just a pen but this time i wanted a really weird thing… so i bought i kuromi pen -yep, from hello kitty hell.
…i had liked it, and i started looking hk’s stuff… now, about one week looking what kind of stuff are… i am pretty sick @_@ hell what’s up? no way!! i definitely want power and death metal stuff in my pencil case again!!!! -well…. that kuromi is metalhead.. whatvs, i am definitely not buying anythig over 10 dlls ¬¬ it’s a waste!
better to save the money for a macbook ¬¬
Very good site man, btw =)!
Ps. you should love your wife a lot… I would have married an insane fanatic of kitty… but not holding for long!!
its funny that i like hello kitty to a point but i love reading ur rants more ?
wow hello kitty fans email n ask where u find that crap .
they must of had a hello kitty high when the asked tisk tisk
what r ur feelings on disney i think there r worse than hello kitty … hell the whole world is like this .. they get people to like something than they sale u anything will there pic. on it ..
i think disney is worse thou cuz its kids saleing there souls for cheap bucks .. i cannt wait to see miley burnt out like brittany *sigh*
yeah i love your site!!! because you unearth rare hello kitty finds i would never think to find or imagine on my own. keep em comin! can you share pictures of your hello kitty hell? i want to see what exquisite taste and fancy decorating skills your wife has!
Get your wife the Hello Kitty Corpse cake:
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/07/hello-kitty.html
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SlfPUimiteI/AAAAAAAADo4/mT4QMrw5HgA/s1600-h/Matthew+Z-lw-zombie+kitty.jpg
… you DO know there’s a banner ad for Hello Kitty merchandise appearing around here, right?