Hello Kitty Bubble Bath – It Kills You…

I always knew that Hello Kitty was evil, I just didn’t have the proof…until now. It appears that Hello Kitty Bubble Bath would like to give you cancer:

Hello Kitty Bubble Bath

The characters are irresistible to your child, but a new study reveals there’s a suspected human cancer-causing chemical inside millions of bottles of bubbles…

The FDA recommends a maximum of 10 parts per million (ppm) of the contaminant. The author says of the products tested, 15% exceeded that recommendation.

Among the children’s products, the Hello Kitty Bubble Bath was the worst offender. It was found to have 12ppm, 20 percent more than the FDA recommendation. The chemical was also found in some adult products.

That sure sounds a lot more like the Hello Kitty I know compared to the Hello Kitty the Hello Kitty fanatics portray. Now if I could only find a product where Hello Kitty would just kill herself…

Photo courtesy of Reid H Cooper [flickr]

33 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Bubble Bath – It Kills You…

  1. Oh no! I have BOTH bubble baths pictured! And I USE them. Oh well. Looks like I’m getting cancer. I had it coming to me.

  2. First, Hello Kitty’s punk look had nothing to do with Hot Topic. It was sold at Sanrio stores and some of it was picked up by HT.
    I have the same bubble baths, but why would I use them? They’re Hello Kitty and if I used them, they’d be filled with less KT-ness AND (at least with the clear bottles) you couldn’t see the KT label!

  3. Wow i never knew there was so many Hello Kitty products in the world! I feel sorry for everyone that they all exist i HATE Hello Kitty i never understood why people can be so crazy about a cartoon cat oh well whatever floats your boat i gues…

  4. you might as well stop using that product along with cigarettes, deodorant and the sun. so you can live a happy cancer free life, enjoy.

  5. I bought one… it’s has been sitting in my bathroom for couple years and I’ve never opened it because I am too busy to have a bubble bath…
    Either way, Hello Kitty makes my bathroom looks cutter and I love Hello Kitty no matter what so I will buy it anyways.

  6. Why would you pay six damn bucks for some bubble bath? i love HK n all. But damn. It’s a rule, when the bottle’s cute, the stuff inside is pure crap. I’d buy it just to look @ it. But it’s still not worth $6.

  7. I agree.
    No way would I pay $6.19 for a bottle of bubble bath in the shape of Hello Kitty.
    There’s much better brand products out there and they are cheaper.
    Plus, everyone will be cutting back on prices due to the credit crunch.

    -Hayley

  8. the world realy does revolve around hellokitty doesnt it seriously they even have vibrators and now she causes cancer great!!!!!

  9. listen people it causes uti not cancer. trust me, I know a lot more about bubble bath than this guy. IF it is to cause cancer .. you wouldn’t know right now if u have it .. it takes years to develope for it incubates in ur body for a while then once it spreads it spreads rapidly or slowly at your body’s convience. So stop tweaking

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