Hello Kitty Sex Toy ??
Maybe it wasn’t obvious to me simply because I’m a man, but I had no idea what this Hello Kitty item was when I first saw it. Actually, something did come to mind and it scared the Hello Kitty Hell out of me, but fortunately I was way off base (kind of like the Hello Kitty condom that ended up being cheese) Yes, I realize now that it’s a far stretch to assume it was a sex toy, but I’m a guy and our minds are perpetually in the gutter and when viewed from a distance…
Now I assume the women will know what this is (my wife just shook her head when I had no idea — but at least I was smart enough not to say what I thought — that would have really caused a Hello Kitty Hell incident). So if there are any guys that read this blog, make me feel better that I’m not the only stupid person that had no clue what it is.
Posted: March 28th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Comments
Comment from Antonia
Time: March 28, 2007, 12:15 pm
Altho im a HUGE HK fan and saw this and thought of your site ^^;;
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/038/e/f/Hello_Hitler_Kitty_by_ElectricBlueDragon.jpg
Comment from Rob
Time: March 28, 2007, 1:10 pm
wow, yeah, um…i can sure see why your mind went THERE…
Not knowing dimensions, the only thing it looks like (besides my and your first thought) is a “draft dodger” for under a door, block cold air from coming in…but then you would be pulling apart…oh, never mind.
I have no clue, and you MUST print the answer at some point!!
Waving at you from the other side of Hello Kitty Hell (another province you might say.)
Rob
Comment from Cori
Time: March 28, 2007, 1:31 pm
I’m a woman, and I have no clue what it is. I thought sex toy, too.
Comment from Jennifer
Time: March 28, 2007, 2:52 pm
Speaking as a woman, I have no idea what that is.
I’ve seen Hello Kitty sex toys, though, and that as far as I can tell isn’t one.
Comment from adora
Time: March 28, 2007, 2:54 pm
I’m a woman but I have to say, “What the Hello Kitty Hell is that?”
For the neck?
Comment from Trish
Time: March 28, 2007, 3:07 pm
wtf????
The only thing that comes to mind is maybe it’s supposed to keep your boots together and upright?
Comment from Melissa
Time: March 28, 2007, 3:17 pm
i assumed clothespin….am i off base?
Comment from Jamie
Time: March 28, 2007, 5:17 pm
I’m a girl, and I have to agree with Adora: wtf is that? Assuming it’s dildo sized… WTF?
Maybe it’s a weight for holding a heavy book open?
Oh, and as a girl? The angles on that are .way. wrong for a dil. Those are /not/ parallel passages!
Comment from Cindy
Time: March 28, 2007, 5:58 pm
That item is a boots holder. You put a pair of boot together side by side and Hello Kitty’s legs slide into the boots like she is wearing them. Kitty’s legs will hold up the boots and keep their shapes.
Comment from KateHate
Time: March 28, 2007, 6:05 pm
I also think it keep high boots shaped correctly…you know..upright.
Comment from Grace
Time: March 28, 2007, 9:49 pm
i thought it look like a neck pillow.. but the boot/shoe holder sounds much better 
Comment from dirtyrottenkitty
Time: March 29, 2007, 12:20 am
Is it a ring holder? Hard to tell the scale…
Cloth dildos wouldn’t work so well, I’d think.
Comment from Amaranthim
Time: March 29, 2007, 5:59 am
No - I don’t see sex toy either. But a few posts ago - I forget the HK Topic - I did send you a link to an HK sex toy - it may be in the Misc category.
A
Comment from equinox
Time: March 29, 2007, 10:40 am
I thought it was for the neck also. Draft dodger is a good one. I guess I’ll go with Cindy’s boot ideo, although I’d never purchase one HK or not.
Comment from dirtyrottenkitty
Time: March 29, 2007, 11:18 am
Oh, wait, maybe it’s a window blinds cleaner? Probably not. Worth a shot.
Comment from Bad Kitty
Time: March 29, 2007, 12:03 pm
maybe you should have a look here http://www.nastynip.co.uk/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=nastynip&Product_Code=HK-NV&Category_Code=NA - they have a hello kitty vibrator *giggles*
Comment from Goodboy Norman Featherstone
Time: March 29, 2007, 1:15 pm
I have no friggin’ clue what that is. It’s NOT a sex toy?
Comment from Erin
Time: March 29, 2007, 2:02 pm
I thought it looked like one of those hand exercising tools?
Comment from Kari Rose
Time: March 29, 2007, 2:04 pm
It’s just Hello Kitty with very long legs XD
=^________^=
xox
Comment from Suzanne
Time: March 29, 2007, 5:10 pm
I’m gonna go with “dammit doll.” I had one of these in grade 6 that was in that exact shape. When you’re really pissed off you grabbed it by the legs and whack it around while saying damn it. There was a cute and funny poem that accompanied it but I don’t remember it. I got it at a craft sale and it was the best thing ever, it gave me an excuse to be destructive. So that’s my vote.
Comment from Markeesha
Time: March 29, 2007, 6:22 pm
Yea, that is crazy.
Comment from Peterjon S.
Time: April 2, 2007, 1:49 pm
that is one of the weirdest thing i have ever seen.
Comment from moi_même
Time: April 3, 2007, 3:31 am
Girl here -> No idea what that was until someone said ‘boot holder’. Which makes much more sense than a sex toy… Cloth sex toys don’t work, as someone said earlier…
Comment from ori
Time: April 3, 2007, 10:55 am
hey i am a dude.
and the first thing that came to mind,
seems to be what came to your mind.
and i have no idea what that is.
Comment from matilda
Time: April 6, 2007, 6:07 am
it is a boot support. You put one side in each boot and it keeps them from losing their shape.
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Comment from duh
Time: April 19, 2007, 6:14 pm
that is a neck support idiot
Comment from Mewski
Time: April 23, 2007, 9:43 am
It’s for your boots. Keeps them in shape. And anyone else says “It’s for your neck” my god you must have thin neck. But ues it’s for your boots. A Hello Kitty staring at you in your closet. Lovely.
Comment from Gemma
Time: April 28, 2007, 12:58 pm
I think that it could be a clothes peg for hanging out your washing
Comment from estephania
Time: May 4, 2007, 4:27 pm
I LOVE THIS!!!lol it looks like a sex toy to me…or that thing you use to put on your back for your neck?
Comment from Half Activist
Time: May 9, 2007, 11:38 pm
it looks like it’s made out of fabric, it can’t be a sex toy.
Can’t this be an hair-curler or something like that?
Comment from Sakura
Time: May 28, 2007, 4:19 am
I KNOW WHAT IT IS…and how can that be a neck support people HELLO who has that skinny of a neck..
Its a pot holder :0!!!!
Comment from alterego Atlas
Time: May 30, 2007, 12:07 am
……..wow yeh at first glance it would seem to be…. yeah… -_-”
if it really was a sex toy though it would have several differences like the legs and hips and what-not… but being a Hello Kitty product it gives that level of….. dought
Comment from Rendi
Time: June 21, 2007, 12:24 am
Going along the sex toy idea, it could be a double ended dildo. (you know, for lesbians).
Comment from karma
Time: June 27, 2007, 8:36 pm
i dont think this is what ur all saying it is but it doesnt look like any thing!!!!hello wake up to urselves ppl!
Comment from Samantha
Time: July 1, 2007, 12:08 pm
Its to keep from letting cold air in from underneath a door.
The legs spread.
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Comment from HK=Love:D
Time: July 8, 2007, 2:30 pm
You silly heads.
Its for your boots!
So when you put it in your boots, it will look like HK is wearing them.
DUH!
And I have to admit.
This is the best thing since sliced bread!
Im a HUGEEE HK fan. I have a lot of the stuff your wife does, but this is sheer goodness.
Keep it up!
Comment from Karen
Time: July 10, 2007, 4:17 pm
Ok. Not a sex toy. Let’s make that incredibly clear. I personally would use it as a “dammit Doll” but anyone in Hello Kitty Hell would. If the legs don’t move to become a draft dodger (which would make it look like she is peaking over a pink log) then my vote is for the boot thing.
And why are you all obsessed with making it a sex toy? Are you trying to dominate Hello Kitty in her own Domain?! You nuts or something?
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Comment from jazz
Time: March 17, 2008, 5:21 am
I’m a girl and I have a girlfriend and although we don’t have that item, and I am a kittychan fan, we have something similar. So perhaps your first post and first guess was correct! Haha
Comment from Lani
Time: March 23, 2008, 3:08 pm
I don’t know if you knew already, or if someone already commented with that it really is because I don’t feel like sifting through 40 comments. It is something that’s used to hold up boots and keep them from slouching while they’re not in use.
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