Archive for April, 2007
Hello Kitty Religion
You probably assumed that Hello Kitty Hell could not get any worse, but as I have said time and again, Hello Kitty has a way of always topping herself. So it should come as no surprise that Hello Kitty Hell has gone into a completely new realm with the introduction of Hello Kitty religion. Christians, […]
Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 29
Hello Kitty Mannequin
OK, it’s stuff like this that freaks me out in Hello Kitty Hell. Hello Kitty on every conceivable product I have come to accept. Turning something not Hello Kitty into Hello Kitty to sell other products? That is exactly what they have done with this Hello Kitty mannequin:
It seems like there some that would like […]
Posted: April 29th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 11
Hello Kitty Acoustic Guitar
Is it really a surprise if there are seven different Hello Kitty electric guitars that there would also be Hello Kitty acoustic guitars?
Hello Kitty Hell won’t be complete until there is an entire orchestra of Hello Kitty musical instruments, and believe me, if it is possible, my wife will find a way to assemble it…
Posted: April 28th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Music.
Comments: 26
Hello Kitty Surfboard
My wife’s latest Hello Kitty want is a Hello Kitty surfboard:
No, of course she doesn’t know how to surf.
No, of course she doesn’t want to learn to surf.
No, of course she doesn’t want to even consider taking it to the beach (”It might get scratched by the sand.”)
She has determined that it would make a […]
Posted: April 27th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Sports.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Banana Cover
The thing about Hello Kitty Hell is that it will never end. Any normal person would assume that Hello Kitty would eventually run out of new things to stamp her little face on, but that is not how Hello Kitty works. When it becomes difficult to find items that haven’t already been Hello Kittified, there […]
Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 39
Hello Kitty Computer Keyboard
I knew this was bound to happen because it is, for lack of a better term, so Hello Kitty Hellish. My wife has been adding Hello Kitty computer accessories left and right: the USB powered Hello Kitty keyboard cleaner, the Hello Kitty USB foot warmers, and the Hello Kitty USB lap warmer — so what […]
Posted: April 24th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Computers.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Guitar Picks
It shouldn’t come as any surprise that if Hello Kitty guitars come in several models and 7 different designs, that there are also a variety of Hello Kitty guitar picks:
I could go on a rant on why would my wife need a Hello Kitty guitar picks when she doesn’t play the guitar, but we’ve already […]
Posted: April 22nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Music.
Comments: 6
Hello Kitty Star Wars Tattoo
What’s worse than a Hello Kitty tattoo? How about a Hello Kitty Star Wars combination tattoo:
Not many things leave me speechless in Hello Kitty Hell these days, but this is one that comes close…
Sent by starkitty (via idoru45 created from this painting) who should have to watch Star Wars and Hello Kitty in combination for […]
Posted: April 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 15
Hello Kitty Tattoo
My wife’s friend came by and proudly displayed her new Hello Kitty tattoo. There is nothing worse to a Hello Kitty fanatic than having someone do something that would indicate in any way that they were more of Hello Kitty fan than the fanatic. My wife doesn’t often get jealous when it comes to Hello […]
Posted: April 19th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 76
Hello Kitty Barf Bag
It is an extremely rare occassion when I’m sent a Hello Kitty photo that actually is appropriate to my plight:
Man, I feel for your situation. I just wanted to let you know you aren’t alone. While my girlfriend’s obsession isn’t on the same level as your wife’s, it’s enough to let me know the torture […]
Posted: April 18th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Travel.
Comments: 13
