Hello Kitty Electric Guitar Amplifier

Now that my wife is looking at adding Hello Kitty guitars to her collection, it inevitably leads to Hello Kitty guitar accessories. Since I’ve already mentioned that she doesn’t play, nor has any plans to learn to play, why in Hello Kitty Hell she needs a Hello Kitty guitar amplifier is beyond me (but then again, so are the guitars in the first place):

Hello Kitty electric guitar amplifier

Hello Kitty guitar amplifier

I guess it really could be worse (wow, I can’t believe those words actually came out of my mouth) – if my wife actually did learn how to play the guitar, I would not only have to listen to her rendition of Hello Kitty songs on them, but also to the hours and hours of her practicing them. It really is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when I actually feel myself lucky that it isn’t worse…

update: Because everything sounds worse through a Hello Kitty amplifier, multiple models to produce this awfulness were obviously necessary:

Hello Kitty guitar amplifier music

31 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Electric Guitar Amplifier

  1. Does Hello Kitty have an enemy? If she does, you should buy a guitar with it on it and play all day and all night. If nothing else, it could make for an interesting post for all of your loyal readers. :)

  2. I am staggered by the amount of HK merchandise out there. Is there anything else that has this much custom stuff out there?

    • Domo. He’s a little brown monster from Japan. I see him everywhere, and I’m from Oklahoma. I actually have a rainbow domo beany, a ball cap, a wallet, and earbuds.

  3. I am a hello kitty fan. I LOVE hello kitty. But I still have my limits. You have my sympathies. Ha ha ha!! However, I would love to be your neighbor, just to see all the stuff your wife comes up with. :)

  4. I like to surprise my wife with the matching hello kitty amplifier. I have have searched endlessly. Can you tell me where I can find one? Thank you.

  5. Cute now lets add a floyed rose locking trem , a 24 fret neck , another humbucker and make sure the amp is secretly a 100 watt marshal or something super nice.

  6. That is a mock-up of a ZU druid, which has not been put into production. The reason you cannot find it, is due to the fact that it does not exist. see sonicflare.com:

    “Dallas Casey over at Zu Audio sent me his mockup of pink Hello Kitty Druids after my article about Fender’s Hello Kitty Guitar. Alas, Sakura Inc. has yet to contact Zu to create full line of Hello Kitty Druids, but I’m sure there’s a whole cult of Japanese fan girls out there screaming their eyes out with audiophile lust. “

  7. Ha-ha.
    I think I’ll ask Marshall amps to see if they’ll do an actual Hello Kitty Mini Amp. A Marshall MS2 in pink? That’ll be the day.

    However, there is a Hello Kitty headphone amp in existence.

  8. i’d like a hello kitty amplifier, where do you get them? how much are they? and do USB connections fit?
    please let me know asap thank you

  9. hey folks
    after searching endlessly like 3hours i found out its a mock up you can buy the speakers in noraml coloours like black and red and then paint it thats probably what this dude did hes smart!

  10. hello

    I need to buy one Guitar Amplifier Hello Kitty, but i dont find in any place.

    Can somebody, tell where i can buy this Guitar Amplifier Hello Kitty???

    thank you very much

  11. hello

    I need to buy one Guitar Amplifier Hello Kitty, but i dont find in any place.

    Can somebody, tell where i can buy this Guitar Amplifier Hello Kitty???

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