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Hello Kitty Tattoo


My wife’s friend came by and proudly displayed her new Hello Kitty tattoo. There is nothing worse to a Hello Kitty fanatic than having someone do something that would indicate in any way that they were more of Hello Kitty fan than the fanatic. My wife doesn’t often get jealous when it comes to Hello Kitty (how could she with all this crap she has?), but that wasn’t the case this time. So my wife is now insisting that she needs to get a Hello Kitty tattoo (or more) and is searching for the perfect one at the moment. Unfortunately, there seem to be plenty of Hello Kitty tattoos to choose from:

hello kitty belt line tattoo

Left by kaylamuldoon via twitter

hello kitty lion tattoo

Left by Jessica on Facebook

Hello Kitty tattoo

Hello Kitty tattoo blue

Hello Kitty waist tattoo

Left by Steffijo on Facebook

Hello Kitty tattoo bones

Hello Kitty tattoo flowers

Hello Kitty neck tattoo

Left by Rosemarie on Facebook

hello kitty dragon tattoo

Left by on Angelia Facebook

While the thought of anyone wanting to place Hello Kitty on their skin permanently is disturbing in its own right (wife: “It’s so cute and sexy and a tribute to Hello Kitty”), it also will add another aspect to Hello Kitty Hell. One of the only times that I don’t have to see Hello Kitty is when my wife doesn’t have any clothes on — a tattoo would make Hello Kitty Hell a 24 hour a day ordeal.

hello kitty shoulder tattoo

Sent in by Whitney

hello kitty accessory tattoo

Sent in by Domonique

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Comments

  • Siouxie says:

    Everytime I think your life can’t get any funnier, it does!!! I hope you publish these stories in a book. Absolutely hilarious!

  • Hope says:

    I have a hello kitty tattoo :) it was my first one, and its very cute. there is a pic of it on myspace http://www.myspace.com/hopieinltown

  • Kari Rose says:

    I’m getting my Hello Kitty tattoo done soon >____

  • Kristine says:

    The first one is done nicely, the others have god awful line work. I wouldn’t be pleased to have that crap on me.

    Though i do love HK muchly, the love is not that immense to have her tattooed on my body for life.

  • Avril says:

    Oh man, having a hello kitty tattooed on your body is soo darn wrong….

    Poor thing…

  • Hello Kitty Sarah says:

    Heh, wow, I actually Agree with you on this one. I hate the concept of tatoos, and those are plain crappy looking.

  • Saphria says:

    I agree Kristine. I love hello kitty, but i do not like tattos.

  • cassie says:

    did she get the tattoo?

  • Mrs Muffle says:

    I feel really sorry for you… Maybe you should tell her that you love so much her skin, that you couldn’t stand the idea of a tatoo hurting her… Maybe it will work! I hope you will succeed in persuading her not to do that. You can also tell her that tatoos can bring diseases, even if I think this kind of arguments won’t have any effect on Hello Kitty fanatic…

  • Equinox says:

    I like the 2nd one and the tramp stamp the best, but you have to draw the line somewhere and this is getting scary.

  • JessiCat says:

    Hey… I have a hello kitty tattoo… My husband even agreed that it was a good idea! check out myspace!

  • Hello Kitty Sarah says:

    “Maybe you should tell her that you love so much her skin, that you couldn’t stand the idea of a tatoo hurting her…”

    I believe she’ll say that Hello Kitty could never hurt her.

  • ben says:

    Your wife loathes you.

  • Mrs Muffle says:

    You’re right! I am not able to think as a Hello Kitty fanatic :D

  • Annaaa says:

    Ohhh my God.
    I want oneee.
    :D

    I can just see it now.
    I’ll do it myself.
    My mom might see it,
    but what can she do?!
    Not a thing.

    And it’ll be juss me and hello kitty.
    OH,
    god.
    :D :D:D:D:D

  • That stuff is permanent. I wonder if those people realize that?

  • Bixbee says:

    I LOVE Hello Kitty, and usually I do not want the same tattoo as another person, but I an really considering a HK one. Maybe HK with a twist, my own touch. HK has been a part of my life since the 80s. :)

  • e says:

    i saw someone with two hello kitty tattoos: one hello kitty on each shoulder and one was a devil and one was an angel. i thought that was brilliant! ! !

  • Sherman says:

    When I first got my tattoo.. I was thinking about a Hello Kitty one since I am a Hello Kitty freak.. but I past on that since I don’t wanna be laugh at when I grew old… but to be honest, the first one is pretty cool tho…:P

  • dee says:

    stfu to all the annoying people saying they think tattoos are dumb. ur dumb! and a hello kitty tattoo is cute

  • betty says:

    this is great! too bad i am reading this at work when i should be working.

  • Jonia says:

    WTF ? I like HK and all…but Christ.

    At least get something neat like a tribal marking…least you won’t look like a total loser. :P

  • Tay says:

    omg the third one down is awesome….i would die to get it done!!!!!!!!

  • Roy says:

    My girlfriend is getting a Hello Kitty garter done on her leg, she already has HK, My Melody and Ding Dong (yes I know he has nothing to do with HK but she likes him) and she is getting 3 more done soon. I have to say that they are amazing tattoos and I can’t wait to see the finished garter.
    I would much rather see someone sporting a really well done HK tat than some inane tribal rubbish that means nothing!!!

  • i have that fatty cat tattoo!!
    omg my REALLY OLDER BIG FAT ITALIAN COUSIN HAS IT APPARENTLY SINCE THE 80′S ON HER ANKLE…I COPIED HER BECAUSE I WATCHED SANRIO CARTOONS GROWING UP ON THOSE HUGE SATELLITE DISHES.
    MY CARTOONS WERE JAPANESE AND SUBTITLED AT THE BOTTOM, SO I CAN SAY ITS NOT JUST A FAD “TO ME IT REPRESENTS BEING A VERY FEMINIST WOMAN BEING IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMALE NATURE.
    RICH GIRLS AND POOR GIRLS HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON WE LOVE HELLO KITTY.

  • Jenn says:

    I was afraid to get Hello Kitty as my tattoo, so instead I got the butterfly off of her show. I was worried I might grow out of Hello Kitty, but I never thought that I would grow out of butterflies. Maybe she could pick an animal or flower off of her show so you won’t have to look at Hello Kitty on her body. I thought about my tattoo for two years before I finally got it. I am obsessed with hello kitty. You know I found hello kitty headlight lamps? But I don’t have them because I don’t think they are legal. I am now considering getting the bee on the hello kitty show tattooed on my wrist. Good luck with not having to see Hello Kitty EVERYWHERE. I may be a fanatic, but when my fiance started living with me, I drew a line so he was comfortable and not embarrassed.

  • sky 8-) says:

    helll yeahhhh. i want one so bad.
    im going to get it on my hip.

  • Jess says:

    I have a really well done HK tattoo a little below my collarbone on the left side. I get compliments all the time on her. I understand your conern with your wife getting a HK tattoo, however, it is her body. Good luck on talking her out of getting it done!

  • JadedJennie says:

    So, After I stumbled upon this site, I was complled to add to the madness, and get my own Hello kitty tattoo! I love it!!

  • ABH says:

    Your wife inspired me to get a HELLO KITTY tattoo a few days ago.Please tell her she rules! You are a lucky man!

  • ABH says:

    Tattoos rule! Hello Kitty rules!

  • StarDustX21 says:

    I have a Hello Kitty tattoo, and i love it.

  • Pebbles says:

    Hey well you wife is awesome cause im Hello Kitty biggest fan i been looking for hello kitty tatoos for ever but i still have not found the right one yet. but when i do boy i will be the first one at the tatoo place. hey if you find some can you please send some to my email.

  • koolchicken says:

    I don’t know if anyone noticed but the Hello Kitty with the cross bones is’nt Hello Kitty. If you’re going to get a tattoo at least know what you’re getting. The bow is on the wrong side of her head, so it’s Mimmy- Hello Kitty’s twin sister. =)

  • Moonie says:

    Ewww. A Hello Kitty tattoo is about as sexy as a Jesus tattoo.

  • Lol I love all the tattos displayed here. The storm trooper is a little crazy though. And the dog forget it. I have a hello kitty tatto my self Lol If anyone wants to check it out go to my myspace page Myspace.com/kaganotori.

  • Leesh. says:

    i LOVE hello kitty tattoos… well at least ones that are done tastefully.

    i have one on my foot. =) and i LOVE it, and so does my best friend.

  • Geoff says:

    Please please PLEASE look up the psychological condition called “Infantilization”.

  • mersades says:

    hello kitty tatoo’s are so pretty i have one on my upper arm…these ones are gorgeous

  • Bea says:

    Ihave two tats, and i will be getting a hello kitty tat very soon.
    tattos rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kayleigh says:

    I Have A Hello Kitty Tattoo.
    I Love Her.

  • Hope-Elaine Ramos says:

    I WANT TO GET ONE BUT I’D GET THE ORIGINAL HELLO KITTY. SOME LOOK POORLY DONE.

  • Lali says:

    It is terrible tattoing yourself

  • Abbey says:

    I dont agree with Kristine…I love HK a lot and would do ANYTHING to piss my step dad off…(of which he HATES ANY idea of tattoos) so i WILL do so…

  • Christine says:

    I actually have both Kitty White as well as Mimi on my shoulders.
    There are pictures on my Myspace ->

    http://www.myspace.com/animefreak1989

  • hktoadprincess says:

    That’s awsome! My first tat is gonna be hello kitty.

  • bob says:

    i love these tat00s

  • lauren says:

    love love hello kitty tattoos.

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