Hello Kitty: Save Or Smash
My wife announced last night that there are only Hello Kitty fans that visit this blog and my attempt to find others who are in Hello Kitty Hell or sympathise with me has been a failure. “Everyone loves Hello Kitty and it will never change!”
I tried to explain that while it may appear that the readers here like Hello Kitty, it’s only a small minority of fanatics that believe that. In reality, even those who say they like Hello Kitty really don’t. Of course, this sent me to the couch for the night in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag, but it also produced the “Hello Kitty: Save or Smash” contest.
My wife believes that for some unfathomable reason, I haven’t seen the Hello Kitty light and I am the only person that doesn’t believe that everything Hello Kitty is the “cutest thing ever” (“You must have been born with deformed genes” is her current theory). I, on the other hand, know that all the Hello Kitty fans that visit this site really have a deep dark desire to see Hello Kitty smashed into smithereens. So we will let you vote and decide.
I have secretly kidnapped a Hello Kitty porcelain figure and all of you will decide whether it gets smashed to bits or saved. To the right in the sidebar is a poll and the choice to save or smash Hello Kitty. The voting will last until the end of this month. If more people vote to save Hello Kitty, I will lose all faith in humanity and extinguish all hope that Hello Kitty Hell may someday end, but will still refrain from smashing her and I’ll give the figure away as a prize. If the vote is to smash, I will believe that there is still hope in Hello Kitty Hell and gleefully take a hammer to the Hello Kitty figure. The choice is yours…
Oh, wow! Imagine that. The first vote in the poll is to smash…
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Posted: May 10th, 2007 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 165
Hiya My Names Beth ( Age 11),
My Mum Feels Your Pain I Am A Big Fan Of Hello Kitty And Too Be Honest I Have 67 Things Of Hello Kitty I Think Ure Wife Has More
SAVE THE HELLO KITTY FIGURINE OR ELSE YOU WILL GET BAD LUCK FOR 2 MONTHS =]
smash
Smash the deng thing! Smash! Smash! Smash! Pulverize! Destroy! Annihialaaaaaate!
KILL IT!!!! smash the figurine and take out some of your pent up aggression after years of hello kitty hell.
don’t please? will you just give it to me and i promise you’ll never see it in your lifetime
OMG!!! It’s soooo cute!!!! Please DON’T smash it!!!! It’s adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Save it! Save it!
Do not smash it, but send it to me instead! Keep up the site anyway, smash or not!
I am so sorry things are not going well on this poll… please don’t stop posting!!
(The above Carol is not me, I voted smash!!)
Save it! (Unless you really want a divorce, of course…)
Leave it be. Someone took the time to design that figurine. Someone else made that figurine. Someone boxed it and sent it out to a shop. Someone drove/sailed/drove/warehoused/drove/unpacked it and put it on a shelf. Someone (your wife) took the time to find it and purchase it. Someone took the time to serve her. Someone (your wife) took the time to display it somewhere in your home. Don’t cast their hard work off as a disposable piece of trash.
Needless destruction of material goods just hurts us all in the end – leads to wasted time, hostile feelings and violence(just the word smash feels hostile, doesnt it) and the purchasing of replacement items (which drains the world’s resources further)
If you smash it, the Hello Kitty Gods will be angry.
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IN CASE YOU COULDNT READ IT, SAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER SMA** HELLO KITTY
SAVE!!!! Hello Kitty should never be smashed!!! She is way to precious and cute!!! I am one of those girls with the Hello Kitty tattoo, so of course I say………SAVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur wife sounds awesum and i love hello kitty im so jealous of her and her hello kitty collection
SMASH THE DARN THING!:D I dare you!:D Can you smash it knowing you’ll face your wife’s wrath? *insert evil laugh*
If Hello Kitty was an animate, living, cat, I would not say smash.
But I must laugh at all who hesitate to smash an inanimate object. Well, maybe I would hesitate to if the object looked friendly and loving, but I’m sorry, hello Kitty doesn’t look like she has a soul.
Besides, we should have more pity for this man drowning in Hello Kitty Hell, not for the porcelain figure that inflict such torture on him.
Despite what all the soulless devils decrying your desire to reduce the neko beastie to dust may claim, Hello Kitty is indeed nothing more than a sucking wound on the wallet of mankind. I say you disregard their fiendish ballot stuffing and think of some truly grandiose means of obliterating the porcelain monstrosity. Hmm… how about a load of fireworks up its cute little kitty arse. As a resident of the island nation that tore The Evil One from the lower intestines of hell, I’ll even spring for the explosives.
ok, so i voted to save it.. just because i’m not a fan of smashing anything…
secondly, i think hello kitty is very cute and i enjoy that she is cute. however, having read this blog for a little while, i’ve halted my accumulation of HK items.. primarily because i’m afraid of becoming your wife, yes, i’m afraid of being her… i have determined that my collection of about a dozen unique items is more then enough for me… so yes, you have squashed the chance of me getting out of control. i thank you, and so does my boyfriend..
ps. it’s mostly because i don’t want to wake up one day and find myself screaming at somebody for wipping their bum with toilet tissue…
Save, obviously. As you can see by the polls more people want her saved. I would gladly take her off your hands, I think it’s an adorable statue. I’d pay, too, not like these mongers who want it for free.
Hello Kitty is a plague upon humanity and must be eliminated. Dude, you are a saint for putting up with this.
Don’t smash ;p
Smash the little minx.
If you end up on the couch, there’s always the HK vibrator.
So worth it, dude.
smash it, glue it back to gether, then smash it again
mail Hello Kitty mermaid to me and I will smash her for you.
SMASH IT TO PIECES! HELLO KITTY SUCKS!!!!
Ordinarily I’d say smash, but you got me, because…I like mermaids. Save it.
hkfun Says:
“I am really disappointed in all the people that call themselves Hello Kitty fans that have voted to smash Hello Kitty. She represents kindness and purity. ”
This friends is why Hello Kitty must be smashed… represents kindness and purity? It’s a cat with a bow people… shatter it.
Smash it!!! Smash it !!! Smaaaaash it!!
Save Her! No Smashing:)
Save her! Save yourself from your wife’s wrath!
Seriuosly, where did you get the figure from?
Who cares….there is PLENTY more where that came from.
Save!
Hello Kitty MUST be saved at all costs!!!!!! AND – if you were to destroy the little H.K. ceramic figurine, just imagine how many crazed Hello Kitty fans will be after you…. (just joking; but seriously, PLEASE don’t smash it!! it’s SOOOO cute!)
save hello kitty!!!
Smash Mickey Mouse.
Smash Strawberry Shortcake.
Smash Smurf.
Smash My Pretty Pony.
SmashSmashSmash Precious Moments.
NOOOO SM*** Hello Kitty! Hello Kitty has no mouth. Must save HK.
i might love hello kitty but seriously SMASH it… i know i have a feeling hello kitty fanatics will kill me…. and seriously i like hello kitty but i also understand and pity your hello kitty hell and since i am a very democratic person i think your trying to regain your space because it doesn’t seem like she ever left you one since her fanaticisms * if i misspell sorry* is stifling and denying your freedom of choice… and come on i’m married and i have a lot of cutesy stuff but my husband has a place for her stuff too and it doesn’t seem like you have one…
SMASH it and regain your balls back….
Smash it!! Do it!! And get a vid I want to enjoy it.
hehe its goin to be saved ner ner
Smash the ungodly thing
send it back to hell with the demons that wrought it forthright
In the end, if don’t smash wins, you still have one consolation prize. You can tell your wife that your blog are not just read by HK fans. There are people out there with the exact same feeling for HK as you do.
Don’t smash it!!!!!!!
SMASH IT TO HELL I HATE HELLO KITTY
NOTIC IT IS SPELLED HELL-o kitty
Aww, don’t smash it.
I’ll love you forever if you don’t
DO NOT SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE THE KITTY
Smash it. Crush it beneath your heel til no trace remains. Eradicate it utterly. Wipe it from this earth as an object lesson in universal balance for all kitty-ists.
smash! (;
SAVE hello kitty
SAVE her =\