Hello Kitty Vibrator Tattoo Gun
If you just get out of prison and your buddies give you a Hello Kitty vibrator as a welcome back gift, what do you do with it? You modify it into a prison style tattoo gun of course:

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I think I have figured out a way to keep my wife from getting that Hello Kitty tattoo that she wants. I’ll simply show her this tattoo gun and explain that any “real” Hello Kitty fan would only get a Hello Kitty tattoo with a Hello Kitty tattoo gun. Definitely worth a try…
Courtesy of Marichigo in the comments – It is my humble opinion that anyone that wants a Hello Kitty tattoo should get one with a tattoo gun like this.
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Posted: May 13th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 15
Comments
#1 Comment from Kiki
Time: May 13, 2007, 3:21 pm
if she’s as hardcore as you claim, i don’t think that would stop her. who knows though, i love hello kitty but i’m terrified of needles plunging in my skin.
#2 Comment from Luty
Time: May 13, 2007, 6:13 pm
OMG!
And now, you’ll smash it or not?!
#3 Comment from jason
Time: May 14, 2007, 12:43 am
honestly…I would be quite amused to see some one actually using that to get a tattoo. I warn you tho, if she decides to get a hello kitty tat using that and it works…you might end up with one yourself.
oh and SMASH THE FIGURINE!
#4 Comment from azumarisan
Time: May 14, 2007, 2:37 am
I’d actually prefer the vibrator thanks. And no smashing allowed! I LOVE Hello Kitty
#5 Comment from connie
Time: May 14, 2007, 6:18 pm
that isn’t a vibrator it’s an electric tooth brush
#6 Pingback from Japundit » Priceless: HK Slow Cooker
Time: May 15, 2007, 8:01 am
[...] In fact, the Hello Kitty Hell blog is pretty sure that there is nothing whatsoever aesthetic about Hello Kitty and their latest post (there’s a photo too) includes yet another example: If you just get out of prison and your buddies give you a Hello Kitty vibrator as a welcome back gift, what do you do with it? You modify it into a prison style tattoo gun of course… [...]
#7 Comment from rakkon
Time: May 15, 2007, 10:48 am
You know.. what you should really do is find something she absolutely hates and start buying everything related to it that you can find and putting it all over your place. Maybe she will get the hint and lay off giving you hello kitty mouse pads and such when you so obviously dislike HK. (though I still think you are INSANE.)
#8 Comment from houston
Time: May 23, 2007, 9:14 am
tattoo machine…
machine
#9 Comment from kelley
Time: June 1, 2007, 3:50 pm
I love Hello Kitty, too. Actually, I adore her! Perhaps you could get a variety of Hello Kitty press on tattoos for you wife?
#10 Comment from pat
Time: June 25, 2007, 12:42 pm
Okay, that is the most hilarious thing that I’ve seen on here today so far.
#11 Pingback from Hello Kitty Batman Tattoo: Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 15, 2007, 10:06 pm
[...] are wrong in general and anyone who ever considers getting one should have to do so with the Hello Kitty Vibrator Tattoo Gun Mod, having my wife consider one placed in that particular area of her body would be a Hello Kitty Hell [...]
#12 Pingback from Hello Kitty Space Candy Tattoo – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: October 19, 2007, 8:32 pm
[...] Gawelle (with work done by Seb) who really should have to get all her future tattoos done with the Hello Kitty tattoo gun as punishment for getting my wife excited about getting a tattoo [...]
#13 Comment from anti-nubs
Time: January 30, 2008, 1:06 pm
Truly foul, who would use it for tattooing, or would it tatuaran with it are crazy aberrados
#14 Pingback from Hello Kitty Tattoo Plush – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:51 am
[...] have always posed a problem for her. The solution for body piercings was simple. The idea of a Hello Kitty tattoo gun never seemed to catch on except in prison. So Hello Kitty has done the only thing she can to [...]
#15 Comment from Fubar
Time: May 12, 2010, 11:08 pm
Darlene forgot to /baww on this one. I’VE FINALLY MADE IT TO AN ARTICLE BEFORE HER!!!!
*Heil Kitty wins 1337 points*
Oh, by the way.
I’m on the other side.
*Throws Hello Kitty hand grenade* YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT THE FUHRER!!! KITTY SHALL RULE ALL!!!!!!

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