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Hello Kitty Nails


I don’t get it (what a big surprise there) – why do women think it’s cute to have Hello Kitty on the ends of their fingers? Some more nails that my wife “just has to have”

Hello Kitty Finger Nails

I have nightmares about things like this…you know those ghost stories where a single hand comes after you? It becomes exponentially more scary when there are Hello Kitty press on finger nails on the end of the hand coming after you (bet you don’t want to even imagine something that horrifying, but that is my everyday Hello Kitty Hell…)

Sent in by Dominique from a BBC news website about a Tokyo beauty show – who should definitely be forced to wear those hideous things for the rest of the year…

Update: Doesn’t matter the pattern, Hello Kitty nails don’t ever get any better (via Cookiee46)

Hello Kitty nails

Hello Kitty nails thumbs

and more…

Hello Kitty finger nails

left by Jalie via facebook

Hello Kitty nails

Sent in by effie

Hello Kitty finger nails

Left by Ana via facebook

Hello Kitty bubblegum nails

Sent in by far, far to many people including Anchalee on facebook

hello kitty fingernails

Left by @chinchowdoll on Twitter

hello kitty pirate nail

Left by @PinkVelvetDream on Twitter

hello kitty fake nails

Left by Tracy via facebook

hello kitty face nails

Left by Lydia via facebook

hello kitty sparkly nails

Sent in by Cat

hello kitty nail art

Sent in by margot

hello kitty nail painting

Left on facebook by Mona

hello kitty finger nails

Left by @PinkVelvetDream on Twitter

Left by Tammie on facebook

hello kitty false finger nails

Sent in by Jennifer

hello kitty black nails

Sent in by Jennifer

hello kitty fake fingernails

Sent in by Mary via seek

hello kitty pink nail art

Sent in by mary (via theinvisiblewombat)

Hello Kitty nail art

Sent in by Martha

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Comments

  • Megamisan says:

    okay HK is great, but I think this is ugly
    If they would’ve been just nails with a little HK picture onit then it would’ve been cute, but this is just….no>

  • Siouxie says:

    Although I think that’s very cute, I don’t think I could do my job as a researcher with those things on my fingers. Plus I don’t think it’s particularly attractive.

    But cute…WAY YES! For me…WAY NO!

  • Kristine says:

    Rofl! How is she supposed to do ANYTHING at all with those buggers on her fingers?… :/

  • Angi says:

    Oh my god, that’s not cute. No way!

  • Serena says:

    OMG! I would kill for those nails xD I love Hello Kitty but if I had a husband I wouldn’t make him suffer in it…

  • CatKaryna says:

    Hi There… you should be more like my 4 year old son and my boyfriend, they never complain about my Hello Kitty love affair, My boyfriend knows how to surprise with a new addition to my Hello Kitty Collection :) and my son, well … he is so use to it he doesn’t even mind the stickers on my walls, my boxes wrapped with hello kitty gift paper wrap, my chestnut (also hello kitty) my telephone, my hello kitty cellphone, my watch, my IPOD…..

  • Siouxie says:

    Is it me or is there something weird about her fingers? (they look like they bend the wrong way???)…maybe it’s just me.

  • Atma Weapon says:

    I’m a die hard Hello Kitty fan, and I actually found your site while looking for Hello Kitty related desktop themes.
    I loves me a good Kitty….
    but damn man, I thought MY boyfriend lived in Hello Kitty hell.

    This is really hilarious. lol.
    I bet it feels like you married Hello Kitty, and moved away to her Sanrio store.

    rofl.

  • pinup says:

    Whoa. This takes tacky to a whole new level.

  • moi_même says:

    that’s just plain awful. i already hate extra-long nails per se, but these are the worst. as someone already said up there, it would be fine if she had just painted a small HK head on one nail, but with all that fuss and reliefs? no way.

    technical q: how can anyone with such long nails wipe their own bottom? I’ve always been curious about that. personal hygiene issues, really. thank you. :|

  • Mackenzie says:

    I actually think they’re very cute. I have been looking for someone to be able to do Hello Kitty on my toenails, not quite to that extent, but still cute!

  • AAGH!

    Ok, that’s just not right. And HelloKitty may be timeless, but the finger model looks like she’s not really in the target age market for HK. Seems many of us are wondering, how does she wipe her nether regions without losing a Hello Kitty?

    Lady, go get a french manicure and call it a day.

  • papiercherri says:

    Hmmm…this isn’t the slightest bit economical for ANYONE that has ever used their hands for ANYTHING. I’d rather have a simple design on my nails with a little HK on my thumb nails. Better yet, I’d probably keep that idea on my toes. There’s a fine line between cute and tacky when it comes to wearing HK.

  • Megge says:

    I like Hello Kitty. I come by here to make fun of how many insane Japanese companies make odd HK stuff. But these are too much.

  • joanh says:

    this is just WRONG

  • SARA says:

    mamma miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa diooooooooo sono stra stra bellissimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    le vogliooooooooooooooooooooo k belle !!! COMPLIMENTI COMPLIMENTIII K FIGHE !!!!!! YEAHHH TOOP

  • Hope-Elaine Ramos says:

    I’D TRY THIS BUT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY’D FALL OFF

  • Kara says:

    I so want these!

  • Martha says:

    I think there are Grat! I want it for my collection!!

  • Sheena says:

    wow. i like hello kitty, but to a certain extent. this is over the top and tacky.

  • yoo u are so funny but i have to say hello kitty is like the most cutes thing they ever invented so if u dont like ur wife loving hello kitty then kill yourself and be done with it and dont take it on others hello kitty fans like me

  • jovanna says:

    omg…i love it!!!!!!!!!

  • Bianca says:

    Hello the hello kitty nails are extremely nice, if you can email me back possibly and tell me how you did that to the nails and where you found the hello kitty character to put on the nails then i would greatly appreciate , and thanks again!!

    Sincerely, Bianca

  • Mi says:

    Is it possible to burn them? I’d love to see a huge pile of HK junk and set alight to it. I can just imagine it’s eyes being replaced by burn holes. It would make my day.

    - Mi

    PS: Wow, it’s rather stupid that random fanatics come along to this site only to say “i h8 u, hello kitty iz da gr8est” What a waste of time.

  • SpiralArchitect says:

    I love nails, but only when they’re nailing HK to the floor!

  • latia says:

    wat are they?

  • munchiehkitty says:

    WTF!?!?!?!
    I love HK and would NEVER in a MILLION YEARS do that crap to myself! I agree…tacky to the ‘t’…..
    She’s lucky if her fingers don’t fall off!
    How the heck do you do anything with that????
    And I thought the HK Vibrator was bad…..

  • Kerrie *Usual Hello Kitty Fan* says:

    Now.
    That is just ugly.

  • Sophie says:

    LOL, Thats Disgusting, But You Totally Over-React, If You Dont Like Hellokitty, Then Why Make It The Center Of Your Life?

  • Najonie says:

    i am a # 1 fan of hello kitty i am 17 yrs old and my room is nothing but hello kitty !!!!!!! LOL !

  • jo says:

    I love Hello Kitty, but what i saw here is horrible! :)
    Where do you get this stuff??
    The world seems to be really crazy.

  • tara says:

    i love HK but the nails are absolutely disgusting.

  • malaak says:

    i love hello kitty bye

  • HKitty says:

    I’m all for Hello Kitty, but those are ugly.

  • Puppy says:

    i love creative looking nails…. but these?! no way, and how the heck are you going to do normal things… like typing on a keyboard, or even holding a pen?!
    if those aren’t strong nails then i bet they’d be chipped by the end of the day

  • Ally-Sarus Rex says:

    I love Hello Kitty, but when I saw these I almost screamed and peed my pants. They scare me.

  • fun says:

    absolutly love hello kitty but thats just like wow shocking!!!!!!!

  • panda says:

    that s wrong on too many different levels

  • JOSELYN says:

    I LOVEEEEEEEEEE
    HELLO KITTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

  • KAYLA JOSELYNS BFF says:

    THE FIRE IN THE SHAPE OF HELLO KITTYS FACE IS SOOOOO KOOL

  • charrlie says:

    I like Hello Kitty but I don’t know if I could do those they look kinda cheap and like they would’nt stay on long.

  • omg that looks really ugly they could have did better then that my lil puppie dog would rubn from them if i had them ugly things ony my fingers.

  • Zakeiha says:

    That is so HOTT why isn’t that inBaton Rouges nail shops?
    And for all the people who made a rude contact ya’ll are just mad because ya’ll dont have the talent to create such thing,and you probably couldn’t afford it anyways!

  • Bonuscup98 says:

    Man…I’m sitting here and found your site while my (30 year old) girlfirend colors in a HK coloring book. I wasn’t actually surprised until I saw a link that said “Hello Kitty Nails” I was expecting 3 pennys with a stupid kitty face on ‘em. Thank god for Lee press ons, I suppose.

  • Hello Kitty rules!! says:

    I LOVE HELLOKITTY but omg!!!! WTF!!??

  • smile pretty pwincess says:

    lolz tat is juz plain funny mann!! hello kitty nails!!??? WTF lolz lolz

  • Harrii :) says:

    ok,one thing for sure thats not cute…for about the second time in my life thats something im saying will never be cute by hello kitty

    THEY ARE UGLY MANZZ…sorry about spellings :|

    your wife could just get her nails pained pink or red maybe with small hello kitty faces on the ends THATS IT no more

    i nfeel so sorry for you dude…

  • SarahxSuicide says:

    I love HK but thats a little too far.

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