Hello Kitty Hotel Room
The problem going anywhere when you live in Hello Kitty Hell is that the destination is always someplace to see Hello Kitty. While in the past I was able to escape Hello Kitty for a few moments here and there, it is becoming more and more difficult to do so as everything succumbs to Hello Kittification. For example, when we go someplace, my wife wants to stay in a Hello Kitty hotel room and unfortunately, there are more and more of these that exists these days:
Rooms like this are on par with our house meaning it isn’t like escaping Hello Kitty Hell at all. In fact, it’s even worse because the place is new so my wife has to spend fifteen minutes on every single Hello Kitty item in the room explaining how she can incorporate into our own house.
You would think that anyone who was forced to stay in a room like this would at least have the decency to completely trash the place so nobody else would have to endure the pain of staying there, but alas, this never seems to happen.
It’s only a matter of time before my wife attempts to plan a week vacation where we are never out of site of Hello Kitty and the scariest thing about this is that it’s probably possible. Just thinking about it gives me a Hellish Hello Kitty headache…
Thanks to hellosis (via sunflower700) who should have to spend her entire life in rooms like these.
Posted: July 2nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Travel.
Comments: 35
Comments
Comment from Chris
Time: July 2, 2007, 4:08 am
Having read your blog for months now, I find it almost unbelievable that your wife is this bad (obsessed)?
You are using a bit of “artistic licence” right, I seriously hope no person could be THIS obsessed with Hello Kitty, or indeed anything?
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 2, 2007, 4:17 am
If you only knew…unfortunately this blog just shows the tip of the iceberg…
Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: July 2, 2007, 7:46 am
I feel bad for you. Tell you what, when your wife takes her Hello Kitty vacation, you can come stay at my place. There’s not a Hello Kitty in the joint. Tell your wife you’re helping me get my finances in order. Then, since my finances are already in order (thanks mainly to my wife), we can just hang out, drink beer and bother the neighbors’ batfaced dogs.
Comment from CM
Time: July 2, 2007, 8:22 am
Dude, so what your wife loves hello kitty, you married her.. So accept the fact that she loves it and don’t whine so much bout it.. Otherwise you shouldnt have married her.
Comment from Siouxie
Time: July 2, 2007, 10:20 am
My daily morning ritual consists of me waking up, going to my computer, logging onto this website, laughing for a few minutes and then getting ready for work.
Thanks for your hell.
Comment from Amanda
Time: July 2, 2007, 1:56 pm
My only question is where is this place? I have to change our anniversary reservations by Friday!
Comment from Cindy
Time: July 2, 2007, 5:52 pm
The hotel is in Kaohsiung Taiwan. The name of the hotel is “Grand Hi-Lai Hotel”. Here is their web site http://www.grand-hilai.com.tw/
If you want to stay their, better call first. The only have a couple of HK rooms and one suite, I believed, so better make reservation first.
Comment from Equinox
Time: July 2, 2007, 6:09 pm
Too cute!! I love the giant Hello Kitty sitting there.
Comment from Jordan
Time: July 2, 2007, 8:52 pm
This isn’t that bad…it’s just like your house…a little toned down probably… there’s not 5 of the same plush in different colors…
Comment from Rabanito
Time: July 2, 2007, 8:57 pm
being more than 4 minutes in that room would certainly get me to confess ANYTHING.
Comment from Margaret
Time: July 2, 2007, 9:00 pm
Strangely, it’s not the giant Kitty on the couch that disturbs me the most. It’s the individual toiletries, up to the apparently monogrammed towels and face cloths, all Hello Kittyfied, that really scare me.
If there’s one thing I don’t want to see without my glasses on, it’s Hello Kitty’s embroidered face at that proximity every single morning and night. However it also occurs to me that the truly fanatical probably wouldn’t let you actually use the monogrammed towels and cloths, which would create far more problems than it solves.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: July 2, 2007, 9:24 pm
I went to the website and it said the price for the Hello Kitty room was 18,000… 18,000 what? Dollars? Ouch.
Comment from tracy
Time: July 2, 2007, 10:31 pm
I think Hello Kitty is cute but $18000? That’s insane!
Comment from Cindy
Time: July 2, 2007, 10:45 pm
The price for the room is in New Taiwan Dollar. The currentl conversation rate is about NTD 33 to USD 1. So, that would make the price to be about USD 545 per night.
Comment from SpawnOfAzazel
Time: July 3, 2007, 4:55 pm
Coming soon: a Hello Kitty Insane Asylum, complete with pink straitjackets and glitter restraints….
Comment from Lolly
Time: July 3, 2007, 8:52 pm
Oh you poor little man. Your hatred consumes you and you do not realize how it inpsires those of us who love HK. The mere phrase “Hello Kittification” had never entered my vocabulary until now. Thank you.
Comment from ALLYSON
Time: July 5, 2007, 5:36 am
Take away the headache inducing pink and it’s not really that bad.
However you would have to avert your gaze from the life size Hello Kitty to make the room OK but who in their right mind would turn their back on something like that? Imagine waking up with that in your line of vision.
Comment from emmie
Time: July 5, 2007, 8:24 pm
That is an awesome hello kitty! Can anyone tell me where I could find that???????
Comment from Annie
Time: July 6, 2007, 8:02 am
Please advise your wife to save her money for old age. HK won’t provide for her when she gets old…….or is she going to sell her HK collections? Ouch I forgot she still has a husband….ha ha ha
Comment from joanh
Time: July 7, 2007, 4:57 am
I wonder if this is for the “one month rest” hotel room in Taipei- it looks like it. It’s basically a Hello Kitty themed floor as it’s a tradition that Taiwanese women rest for 1 month after giving birth and there are a few businesses that are hotel-like complete with nurseries and feeding you and such. If it is, it’s booked months in advance.
Comment from Trish
Time: July 8, 2007, 10:24 am
That giant HK in the room would creep me out. I would think it’s watching me.
Comment from Ho
Time: July 8, 2007, 8:19 pm
Where is Hello Kitty hotel and how to book?
Comment from Crocs
Time: July 10, 2007, 7:42 pm
yea, where is this hello kitty hotel? Any website to book its room? Can share?
Comment from Colette
Time: July 27, 2007, 6:14 pm
I randomly stumbled across this
http://www.hotelchatter.com/tag/Japanese%20Love%20Hotels
Hello Kitty S&M room?
hell yesss
Comment from Elena
Time: August 6, 2007, 12:45 pm
lol ok your wife is just CRUEL!!!!!!! I wouldn’t stay there and I’m a GIRL!!!! By the way, SPELLING IS NOT DIFFICULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You say your hell is Hello Kitty? Well, mine is filled with people who can’t spell! I mean, seriously, Cindy, it’s if you want to stay ‘there’, for a place, not ‘their’ for possessive’. I’ve noticed it on other blogs too and it drives me INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Hope-Elaine Ramos
Time: October 4, 2007, 3:40 pm
WOW LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE MY ROOM
Comment from abs :D
Time: October 7, 2007, 3:13 pm
the mirrors are frickin ah-dorable
Comment from hellokittyiloveu
Time: November 17, 2007, 10:42 pm
im so glad i found this, dreams really do come true!! just remember, if hello kitty makes your wife happy, its ok, everyone has their “thing” and i love her as well, and completely get it. Hello Kitty has been a part of my life since i was a child and i am in my 30s now, and i will always love her, if you dont get her, you dont. but in short, she just makes me feel happy when i see her. Im sure your wife can relate, and i find it harmless fun. Maybe i can go to Taiwan. Remember, happiness is a good thing.
Comment from Yuri
Time: November 25, 2007, 12:42 pm
I can’t say I understand why, but this brought tears to my eyes.
Comment from Sophie
Time: November 26, 2007, 7:39 pm
haha do u like get to keep the plushies and things?!?!
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Comment from brooke
Time: December 17, 2007, 8:21 am
i agrre with ur wife i would so stay there anyday!!
Comment from ;]
Time: February 1, 2008, 7:59 pm
i would seriously steal some stuff from that room :]
Comment from LOLA
Time: February 13, 2008, 12:11 pm
IM NOT CRASY IM A KID 10 YEARS OLD
Comment from heartless.slut
Time: April 15, 2008, 10:23 pm
OMFG, I hav 2 go 2 this place!!!!!!!!!!!!! It looks so cute. I kno where I’ll be making my family go 2 on vacation!
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