Hello Kitty Whiners
It appears that there is a group of Hello Kitty fanatics that don’t like me because I don’t tell readers where to find the Hello Kitty items on my site. They write me emails (and sometimes leave comments) telling me what a horribly awful person I am. For example, here is the last email I received from one of them this weekend (which, scarily enough, is pretty typical of the ones I receive):
What’s your problem not telling us where you get the Hello Kitty stuff on your site. It will only take you a minute to tell us, but you have to be a complete a**hole about it. I don’t know how your wife can put up with you. I think it’s utterly disgusting and you’re not fit to live on earth the way you treat us. You’re the worst person ever.
I’m going to find where those sneakers are whether you tell me or not, so you might as well. All you’re doing is being a pig about it. It’s no wonder you’re in hell, that is exactly where you deserve to be. I hope your wife makes your life even more hell. I’m surprised she hasn’t left you being as awful as you are.
You should stop blogging because it doesn’t help anyone because you’re too selfish to help anyone find the things on your blog. When I find those shoes, I’m going to email you to show you that I got them so you know that your being an idiot didn’t work. Do us all a favor and die.
Now, it may be just me, but usually when you find someone “utterly disgusting and not fit to live on this earth,” and you want them to do you the favor of just dying, you usually stop visiting their blog. That way each day of your life isn’t ruined and you don’t feel compelled to write yet another email explaining how evil I am. Obviously this is not the case since I seem to get these repeatedly from several people. Therefore, here is my message to all the Hello Kitty whiners:
1. If I am the “worst person in the world” you have ever come across, feel blessed with your life. On the scale of human tragedy, a blogger that doesn’t tell you where you can get Hello Kitty items probably doesn’t make the top 1000 let alone the top 10…
2. If you don’t like my blog and you get upset enough that you feel you must email me and tell me what a horrible person I am and what a terrible blog I have, don’t read it. Your life is much too short to spend time writing to a blogger about how terrible he is when he doesn’t care what you think. Instead, take the time to go to your family and friends and tell them how much you love them — it would be a much more constructive use of your time and Hello Kitty would even approve…
3. This is a blog about my rantings on Hello Kitty. That’s the theme. I’m not sure why Hello Kitty fanatics have been drawn to it because that was certainly never a goal, but if you fail to comprehend the simple fact that this blog is not being written to help you find more Hello Kitty items for your own collection, it’s going to frustrate you far more than it’s worth. Head over to Sanrio where they will be more than happy to help you find more Hello Kitty items for your collection.
4. If you are going to tell me that I’m the worst person in the world in one sentence and send me photos and/or links to Hello Kitty products in the same email that you want me to put on this blog, don’t be disappointed and email me back a hundred times asking why I haven’t put up your photos. While it seems pretty obvious to me why I wouldn’t use them, apparently it is not to you since you keep emailing me and asking why.
I, unfortunately, get a lot of Hello Kitty photos sent to me and my wife gets even more. There are far too many to place them all up. Unless it’s something that is truly unique, causes a conversation between my wife and I or I feel that it’s worth writing about, it won’t go up. If you have told me what a terrible blog I have at some point in the same email, I’ve probably already deleted your email before even looking at the photo…
5. Stop whining. People don’t like whiners because, basically, they get on everyone’s nerves. If you’re under ten, you’re still a kid and are allowed to whine. If you’re old enough to be reading this blog and you’re still whining, it’s time to stop and act your age. Not only will this allow you to get along with more people, you’ll have a much better relationship with your significant other. Best of all, Hello Kitty would approve…
Posted: July 8th, 2007 under Hello Kitty.
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If you’d just tell us, then we wouldn’t need to whine. Did you ever think of that?
I think people can be pretty mean & petty to wish death on someone for not telling where to buy Hello Kitty goods.I LOVE Hello Kitty but I also love this blog of yours as I like the way you write,very witty & creative.If you wrote a book I would buy it!
It’s EASY to find this stuff,have you mean people ever heard of Ebay?
-sigh-
Stop being jerks & if you can’t enjoy this man’s work,LEAVE!
I’m with you – NEVER tell!
Anyone with an ounce of brains (as well as myself) can understand your plight, and why you wouldn’t tell everyone how to make it worse.
Then again, that same ounce of brains could be used to search for the stuff WITHOUT your help.
I like reading your tragic stories of cuteness overload. Please don’t let the whiners get you down!
People wish death on you because you won’t tell them where to get HELLO KITTY SNEAKERS?!
*blink*
*blank stare*
I seriously am going to reconsider my stance on selective breeding.
Wow….just….wow.
This is one of the best blog articles ever!
I totally agree with you.
> If you’re old enough to be reading this blog and you’re still whining, it’s time to stop and act your age.
They are still whinning. You know why?
It is because they are Hello Kitty fanatics.
I don’t really care about Hello Kitty but this post about these whiners is absolutely fantastic. I didn’t know there’s people so tragically wrong to hope someone else’s death just because they can’t get some hello kitty items without your help. I think that If those mails weren’t so boring they’d be funny, so just let them talk. (I apoligize for my not perfect english, I’m italian and my knowledge of the language isn’t perfect :p)
You know, before my friend pointed this blog out to me, I thought I was the person in a special sector of hell. My ex-girlfriend was a Sailor Moon FIEND when I was still dating her. Literally, wall to wall Sailor Moon merch. She’d only watch Sailor Moon, and subjected me to various marathons of the show as she cried or cheered, and I sat there wondering just why I was watching a crappy magical girl show. We broke things off when she finally got fed up with my lack of “willingness to accept Sailor Moon into my life.” I guess I dodged a bullet, but even to this day, Moonlight Densetsu makes me cringe.
Hello Kitty is something a million times worse. I’ve never seen Sailor Moon on golf balls or televisions, for one. I wish you much luck in the future… you’re gonna need it.
And to all the Hello Kitty freaks out there… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? He’s mocking the lot of you with good reason to! And, through the mail he’s published, something tells me that he doesn’t mock you even CLOSE to enough.
Is what I just stated harsh? Yes. But, it also needed to be said.
http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/
Solidarity bro.
All of us who’ve been subjected to living with this to one degree or another will lock arms with you to keep the interlopers out of the kingdom.
Love the site.
Yikes…I thought this was about fun and I laugh a lot when I’m here but this person sounds mentally ill (not even worthy of HK mental case)…wishing death is just a bit too far and if this person doesn’t get what this blog is about, well their ignorance is showing.
I’m a huge HK fan (not even close to your wife’s obsession)…but I don’t think not telling people where to find objects to fulfill their obsessions is worthy of dying. Sheesh..
i have decided to start “the church of the sainted and devine hello kitty”…
as a tax exempt orginization ,all purchases by members can be considered religous artifacts and as such are granted tax exempt status…
now whats your excuse for not buying that HK ferriai or porsche you’ve always wanted ?
I *heart* you.
There is always one in a crowd and the net is a large freakin crowd so I guess it was to be expected. I am a Kitty fan and I love your site. I appreciate the irony there and love your stance against the madness. I feel the same way about Oakland Raider fans. I have seen Silver and Black cars, houses and painted children. Fanatics are fanatics no matter the genre and should be treated as mild mental cases.
I reiterate my comment from the original post:
TechSupport Says:
June 27th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
AHA! I figured it out. You photoshop cool hello kitty stuff to torture and abuse her fans. We cannot find the “Chucks” because they are a figment of your twisted and destroyed soul made ‘real’ using tricks and deceit.
I applaud your diseased mind – no, really!!
You sir are an evil genius of the highest order.
Can you photoshop me a pink 1970 Plymouth Superbird with a Hello Kitty theme so that I have a reason to whine?
“…I muuuussssttt have the Kitty hot rod or I will kill myself – please tell me where to get it…”
V
You’re right! Whiners are stupid people.
HKH~
I’m sorry that people are idol worshippers and not following the true spirit of HK and being nice and sweet… I am familiar with followers of another kind that are similiar, but I digress.
Today I rolled past mcdonalds and saw that they are giving out HK tops on shakes (I think, I drive fast) – How sad, the HK cult is permeating our culture as well.
Tbh with you the Hello Kitty haters are more obsessed with Hello Kitty than the fanatics.
I myself love the white cat with the pink bow, but c’mon if you don’t like something, you don’t check the blog daily to see whats ‘new’ about it, let alone blog about your hate for it.
I hate a lot of things, but don’t make websites declaring my hate, bitching about it and ultimatly dedicating hours of my life to looking at pictures of the thing I hate.
Truth is your all obessed with Hello Kitty. The fact your even here on this website proves it. In reality you do care because if you didn’t, you wouldn’t be here, obviously.
stupid.
It looks to me like this is An Anti-HelloKitty Site.
I really, really don’t understand the reasoning that person had for sending you such a vile email. If Hello Kitty fans say that Hello Kitty is all about love and cuteness and sweetness, then how can a true Hello Kitty follower spew such vile, disgusting, grotesque, and mean-spirited hatred? Isn’t that contrary to the very thing that most HK followers say is what they love about Hello Kitty in the first place? Doesn’t your wife say that if you “let Hello Kitty into your life” that she’ll somehow convert you away from an mild form of antagonism that she perceives in your heart?
So if this woman who emailed you were truly the Hello Kitty follower that she professes to be, how could she hate you so much? How could she wish death upon you? Therefore, I say she’s a Hello Kitty Wannabe – she’s using the facade of Hello Kitty cuteness to cover up her heart of stone, her mind of pure evil, and her overall hatred for everything and everyone around her. Sounds to me like she doesn’t need those sneakers as much as she thinks – she needs a psychiatrist. Or an exorcism.
I say you keep on deleting the mean and rotten emails, never ever publish photos from anyone who would wish you harm. Because hey, you’re a human being, you have a right to your opinions, and you have a right to express them. And everyone else has the right to either read this blog or to not read this blog. Seems pretty straightforward to me. So why don’t we all just cool down a little, stop the whining, and keep on giggling at the extreme lengths Sanrio’s going to in order to surround us with Hello Kitty.
I love your blog, almost as much as I love HK! (Yes, I am one of those contradictory people who tune in for your beautiful rants whilst longing for the objects you loathe.) Keep blogging, ignore the haters.
I’m with siouxie; I’m a huge HK fan myself but geez… that was nuts. Sorry you had to deal with it.
You know that the whiners are all your fault. We wouldn’t whine if you would show an ounce of courtesy and answer our questions instead of being rude about it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. If you don’t like people whining, then don’t give them a reason to do so. You’re the one acting like a 10 year old refusing to tell us where we can find this stuff. Stop being childish and just let us know where we can get the stuff and there won’t be any more whining. Stop trying to blame the whiners when you are the one responsible for it.
Hahahahaha~ You are so funny, also for the whiners~:)
Actually you can’t blame on the Extreme HK fanatics! To them, you are their comon Enemy! You refuse to believe in their GOD!
(just like you are a atheism to Christianity….)
[sorry to the Christians...i am not mean to...just a example..]
So they need to visit your blog constantly in order to know what evil idea you are having!
But do u know that why you make them so angry and even wanna you to die??
it’s becoz they can’t accept this….
“A HK HATER CAN FIND MUCH MORE RARE HK ITEMS THAN THE HK LOVER!!!, which they even Never seen before!!!!”
You know? This’s the biggest insult to them!!!!! ;p
This just make them mad you know!
They are just feeling so bad and feel inferior!
GOD JOB!!! NEVER TELL THEM!!!!!!!!!
Make them suffer !!![wicked]
hahahaha~
After millions time of trying and still can’t find their HKitem~
They will surely send you an email , saying that they regret for what they had said to you and beg for YOUR PARDON!!!
and here is somethings they properly will say:
” Dear Mr.HKGod,
We all feel extremly sorry for our rude and sily behaviour to you!
And I beg you!! please tell me where i can find this holy item!!!!
We are searching for months and still can’t find them!!!!
We have insomnolence everynight becoz i feel guilty that i can’t collect all the HK item in this world!”
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wish you are live forever and let us know more and more item of HK!!!
Dang! What is wrong with some people?! Do these people just look at the pictures and not actually read what you say? You have made it perfectly clear that you are anti-HK and will not enable any HK addictions. And unless I’m mistaken, you’ve also stated that you live in Japan…where you can get just about everything HK. So…
ATTENTION HK FANS…I’m going to make it nice and simple for you. If you want all the groovalicious cutesy poo Kitty stuff, GO TO JAPAN and leave this poor guy alone!
I like the kitty too, but come on people…get over it! It’s pretty sick to wish death on someone because of cartoon cat merchandise. Some advice-SEEK HELP ASAP!!! Just had a brainstorm…a HK themed padded room with a matching HK straight jacket.
This is one of the most brilliant blogs ever. I’m a Hello Kitty fan and I know that every post you write is going to insult me because I like Hello Kitty, but deep down I know that me liking Hello Kitty is exactly like you say. I have to say, “yes, he’s right” and at the same time say, “I want that damn Kitty” and I feel sorry for your torture and I’m completely jealous of your wife all in the same instant. And because of all this, I just want more because every time I visit, I have to laugh at it all.
When I read your Blog I don’t know if I should be laughing with you, or crying for you. Don’t give into the winers. My Fiancee often goes by Kitty, and yes we have some HK stuff, but just some, not a hole lot. There does seem to be a line this side of fanaticism, and we both have the same laugh/cry feelings about the stuff you have to put up with.
You asked why Hello Kitty fanatics are drawn to this blog. This is going to sound strange, but of all the Hello Kitty blogs out there, this one is by far and away the best. It puts all the others to shame. Even someone like me who spends a lot of time searching for Hello Kitty is surprised by the things you list that I have never seen before.
It’s a love / hate relationship. I love the things you find, but am at the same time wonder why someone who doesn’t like Hello Kitty is able to find so many unique Hello Kitty items that I have never seen. Even if I don’t want to come here, I have to because if I don’t, I know that I will be missing something.
It really does depress me that an anti Hello Kitty person has the best Hello kitty blog. I want your wife to blog because I think she would be the only person that could ever make a better blog.
We hate you, but love the photos in your blog.
wow…..that email is one of the most pathetic things i’ve ever seen.
good job….hello kitty fanatics…[sighs]
btw…your blog’s great. don’t die. hahahaha
HKcutie and MisterJohnDoe hit the nail on the coffins. But as said, your site, out of the majority I’ve seen, including the San Rio official site, displays the most unusual yet unique Hello Kitty items there is to offer. And as you put it, the fact that this does NOT promote Hello Kitty, that won’t compute into their HK-wracked brains… well, the extremists wishing your death for not coughing up where to purchase them, not the ones who know their limits of moderation. xD;
Seriously though, you death-wishing HK extremist(s), get a LIFE. No one’s forcing you to read things that make you upset.
And all those items? It’s located in a place called, oh, I don’t know… JAPAN?!?! XD
I find it horrendously AWESOME how you can find these items before the fanatics can. X) It’s a riot! I used to like Hello Kitty… but I was… 6? XD Keep your secrets amd make them squirm in bitter frustration. Gotta fight back HK global domination one way or another!!
I read and enjoy your blog. I also like Hello Kitty but an not a fanatic. Maybe your wife/life partner needs an additional hobby to occupy her time. Having Hello Kitty toilet paper that can not be used and must be arranged in order is a bit too much. I guess I can see why you have a blog to rant a bit.
ur blog is really interesting. i read about it on the newspaper. saying that it was a blog of hello kitty, but is actually HELLo kitty. haha. but what written on the paper might be quite true. i think more people who love hello kitty will visit ur blog, of cuz those who hate hello kitty too. it’s jus so cool!
your blog is funny as it is and to see these pathetic hk fanatics kick and scream over some hk item just tops it off XD
so please dont ever tell them where to find those items hehehe >: )
and it is YOUR blog so it should b about watever the HELLokitty you wanna put up – seeing what u havta put up w/, u really do need an outlet for ure angst
if all comes to worse, mayb those extreme fanatics wont be able to live w/ the thought of never owning the items and just kill themselves and save you the trouble *grins evilly*
keep up the good work hkh man!
Admitedly, I’m a recent reconvert to the cult of hello kitty (alright, so I loved her until I was 10 and then I hated her and now I love her again) and I’m actually really grateful for this blog… I mean it must suck for you to get fans coming here to find more products, but it’s really helpful to me and I think your rants are really humourous and true… hello kitty really is scary the way she manages to get on everything. But anyways I think the hate letter writers are awful because if it wasn’t for your blog, they wouldn’t even know about these things that they’re trying to buy.
best of luck with your fanatical wife and keep up the blog
I love Hello Kitty but I think your blog is genial and posted on you on http://www.pinkblog.it (an Italian blog)
have a nice Hello-Kitty-hellish day
Ilaria
I came across this site while searching for a HK gift for my niece. I neither love or hate HK, but I was truly appalled at this posters reaction to you. This person needs some serious help. Reading her mail was like watching someone’s brains getting vacuumed out of their ears! WOW! Such class and incredible moral fortitude! *cough*
I hope she reads these replies, and sees just how sick and immoral wishing DEATH on someone over a pair of shoes really is! Now I really have seen it all! *sigh*
Jade said ” If you don’t like people whining, then don’t give them a reason to do so.”
JHC, woman, what kind of logic is that? Would you say that to a parent steadfastly ignoring a whining toddler in a grocery store? Would you suggest that Mum just give in and buy the kid some sugar-frosted choco-wads to shut him up? Absolutely not! If that mum, or this man, gives an inch to whiners, they’ll only whine all the more.
eBay has all this crap and many of the shops are in Japan so I’m sure they can get any reader the $26,000 doghouse.
Sanrio licenses to many companies, which is also how the HELLO KITTY vibrator came about. I’m glad HELLO KITTY HELL covers them.
For a full hell experience listen to Japanese pop music while reading.
http://www.jpopmusic.com/jpopradio/
i agree with all of you guys you shouldn’t wish death upon someone for not telling you where to buy stuff its just insane and useless GO TO GOOGLE EBAY OR WHATEVER!!! and even though im a hellokitty fanatic i love this blog if you deleted it i would probably cry because even though i love hellokitty your blog is so good and funny i can’t stop reading. All those hellokitty fanatics that hate your blog JUST STOP READING so to all those people out there sending this man nasty emails that wish you death !@#$ YOU! why don’t YOU go to hell!!!!!???
I love Hello Kitty but I also love your blog because it’s so funny. The whiners out there really need to give it a rest because they merely reinforce your need to hate HK – especially when someone is twisted enough to wish death on you.
And so the hell continues….
I guess these people have never heard the old adage: You catch more flies with honey than with hateful emails and death wishes.
Isn’t there some sort of Hello Kitty endorsed Prozac they can take or something?
I think you should post that nutjob’s email address on this site so all of us can have some fun!
This guy is the biggest jerk ever. I emailed him nicely asking where I could get one of the items and all he did was send a link back with his “aint going to happen” post. How totally rude is that? He has no desire to even try to be nice so there is nothing else for us to do but complain about how mean he is. He has to deal with this with his wife, so how much more trouble would it be to help out a few other collectors? I’ve never met someone so selfish.
Some of us are busy and don’t have the time to look for Hello Kitty products all day, so it would only be courteous for him to help us. I think he totally deserves his hell.
to previous poster who is obviously too embarrassed by his/her own comment to leave name: you really dont kno how to take the piss do u???
if u can spend time going to this site and sending out emails asking where to get the crap and then posting such comments, then u would hav time to GOOGLE or look it up on EBAY like everyone has suggested. it would even take several minutes less! yeeeeesssssh!!!
as stated this is not a hello kt superstore – for that please visit his wife’s ebay store. other than that, get a sense of humour, read the blog and enjoy the comedy provided
i’m on your side! i’ve been reading al your posts. OMG
love it. love it. love it. i love your style but at the same time i love hello kitty too. but anyway, i do enjoy reading your blog. it is hilarious at times.
keep up the good work. dun get upset or mad bcuz of the stupid whiners.
stick to your policy of not telling others where to get them. although i do wish to know where to get them, but i respect your decision. ^^
so i am a very big hello kitty fan, and i will say that this possibly one of the greatest sights i ever came across. it made me laugh in many ways, the fact that there is a hello kitty vibrator is really outrageous, did make me laugh though. and the fact that someone said you should die, wow, just tells you how crazy people really are and how they have no life if they think that someone who is just voicing their opinion about something they don’t like (the glory of free speech) is absolutley stupid. maybe they need reevaluate the meaning of the worst person ever, cuz last i knew not liking something wasn’t a big deal, its the people who, i don’t know, kill or rape, or something like are the worst people ever. but hey that’s just my opinion as a hello kitty lover. i respect this page and i pry will check it out more it is very enjoyable.
Never tell them. Maybe the HK fanatics will have a stroke or an anuerism… Natural selection and all. haha…
And to ***********, why in the world would he want to tell you? He’s surrounded by the disgusting cuteness of HK day in and day out. Why would he want to help put anyone else through that?! I wouldn’t have lasted this long surrounded by that much pink. *shudders* I’d have probably killed someone by now…
Keep up the good work. I love your blog.
Yeh who is that guy! what’s his problem i mean its not his business! oh and by the way in: Now, it may be just me, but usually when you find someone “utterly disgusting and not fit to live on this earth,” and you want them to do you the favor of just DIEING, you usually stop visiting their blog. That way each day of your life isn’t ruined and you don’t feel compelled to write yet another email explaining how evil I am. Obviously this is not the case since I seem to get these repeatedly from several people.: by the way the word in capital is spelt dying, just letting you know {^_^}
********** Says, or whoever you are, GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND!! Just exactly WHAT are you not getting about that!!?? Just because you’re too GD lazy to do the work yourself, does NOT mean someone else should die because they don’t want to share the spoils of their labor. Yikes!
Please….get some professional help! You need it!
Hahahahahaaa.
I love Hello Kitty but I am a 13 year old girl writing this in school time while the teacher isn’t looking.
Love the blog, keep up the good work[=
And people should really learn to spell x]
I love you blog!!
Keep up the good work!!