Hello Kitty Vibrator Light Sabre


There are a lot of things that are wrong with Hello Kitty, but sometimes my wife shows me items that are just wrong on so many levels. The Hello Kitty Darth Vader is one of them which will have most Star Wars fans rolling in their graves long after they die. Then there is the Hello Kitty vibrator which, again, is just plain wrong on so many levels it’s difficult to even know where to begin list all the problems. So what would someone do to top either of these? Make a Hello Kitty vibrator light sabre of course:

Hello Kitty Star Wars Light Sabre

Now imagine the Hello Kitty Darth Vader holding a Hello Kitty vibrator light sabre getting ready to…well, what exactly would Darth Vader do with one of those?!? And if you begin to think about this, you pretty much get a clear idea of what’s so, so, so wrong with Hello Kitty (except if you’re a Hello Kitty fanatic like my wife to which you say, “That is soooo cute! Star Wars would have been an infinitely much better movie if all the characters had pink Hello Kitty light sabres.”)

The day has hardly begun and my head is already aching. It’s when I see photos like this that I know the day has all the makings of a truly Hello Kitty Hellish day…

Thanks to greg (via comicbookgirl.com) who should have to face the wrath of all Star Wars fans for pointing out the existence of this item.

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10 Responses to Hello Kitty Vibrator Light Sabre

  1. Siouxie says:

    My husband is a huge Star Wars Fan…I hope I can get this for him! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…………………

  2. Misty says:

    Mastrubation RULES!

    Hello Kitty RULES!

    Put em both together & you have heaven on earth! I gotta go and (hehehe)…

  3. Oliver says:

    You are my all time hero when it comes to Hello Kitty madness.
    Following youre path of thoughts makes my day.
    Many greetings to your wife, I hope she keeps on shopping HK items forever.
    Btw: If I had a castle I would paint half of it pink and staff every possible HK item into it that I could get.
    Just to let you know whose message you are reading ;-)
    Greetings from Germany
    Oliver

  4. Reuel says:

    This may be of interest, for the HK laser sword.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFBHPbEtfqA&mode=related&search=

  5. Kamara says:

    *eyetwitch* Are there no boundaries anymore? Next we’ll see Hello Kitty KY Warming Lotion. Or edible panties. *shudder*

  6. Amy says:

    I like the idea of HK edible panties, i will have to try to find some

  7. Amy says:

    my husband like star wars too, hmm, i will have to come up with something interesting fo rthe bedroom LOL! =)

  8. Emilie says:

    fake … -.-
    daarh

  9. Michael Dubin says:

    Luke…..You are my son. Use the hello Kitty light sabre to beat the dark side!!!!

    They should remake the Star Wars Movies using hello kitty light sabres. They could make red, blue, or green hello kitty light sabres to do this.

    Do not forget to tell George lucas about this.

  10. lover20008@yahoo.com says:

    Now I know wut I want for my b day I light saber pink floresent light bulb and some hello kitty trinket and I’m business ill have the first hello kitty light saber
    W a dual purpose yay lol

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