Hello Kitty Batman Tattoo
In keeping with the superhero theme, my wife had this tattoo emailed to her in her continued search for the perfect Hello Kitty tattoo for herself.
While I think Hello Kitty tattoos are wrong in general and anyone who ever considers getting one should have to do so with the Hello Kitty Vibrator Tattoo Gun Mod, having my wife consider one placed in that particular area of her body would be a Hello Kitty Hell disaster. It’s bad enough that I have to find Hello Kitty underneath the first layer of clothing, but to have her staring directly at me once all the layers are off would bring Hello Kitty Hell to an all new level.
While I could go into 1000 reasons why this particular Hello Kitty tattoo is also horrendous, the truth is that any Hello Kitty tattoo plastered across my wife’s chest is going to be a complete nightmare. The last thing that I want is to be in the mood and have to deal with Hello Kitty staring directly at me knowing that I must complement my wife on the Hello Kitty tattoo or face the repercussion that I will be to be sent to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. I fear that this is the Hello Kitty Hell future that lies ahead…
Thanks to kittyfan3 (via ModBlog - thanks Kari Rose - with her personal site at Terri Turmoil MySpace - warning, turn your sound off unless you want to be treated to music almost as bad as the Hello Kitty theme song) who should be forced to get a similar tattoo and listen to that same music each day for the rest of her life…
Update: I showed the tattoo to several guys and they all said, “wow, hey, that’s a damn nice Hello Kitty tattoo!” While this might at first seem to go against my Hello Kitty Hell theory that all Hello Kitty tattoos suck, I also noticed that they weren’t actually looking at the Hello Kitty tattoo when making this claim, but at other areas of the photo…
Posted: July 15th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 42
Comments
Comment from dave
Time: July 15, 2007, 9:55 pm
Wow, that is one nice Hello Kitty tattoo! I haven’t actually gotten around to looking at it yet, but I still like it 
Comment from Connie
Time: July 15, 2007, 10:08 pm
I don’t even mind that you make fun of Hello Kitty like other fanatics that visit your site do. I think you should get it right tho. That isn’t a vibrator tattoo machine gun it’s an electric tootbrush.
As far as Hello Kitty tattoos go .. that one is just not cute
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 15, 2007, 10:15 pm
Now that the shoulder massager (which also isn’t truly a “vibrator” but was co-opted from it’s original purpose to fulfill this supposed need) is no longer being made, people have started co-opting the electric toothbrush for alternative uses since they are a lot cheaper and easier to find…
Comment from hkspirit
Time: July 15, 2007, 10:57 pm
That is an awful Hello Kitty tattoo and it isn’t going to look near as nice when she gets older.
Comment from ann
Time: July 15, 2007, 11:24 pm
She sure does have big hair.
Comment from kt254
Time: July 15, 2007, 11:28 pm
What is it with guys and breasts. Why can’t they appreciate the Hello kitty tattoo for it’s beauty without looking at other parts? Why do they have to take something cute and innocent like Hello Kitty and turn it into something sexual at every chance they can? That is why guys have no concept about the true spirit of Hello Kitty because they always have their minds in the gutter.
Comment from Gattina
Time: July 16, 2007, 12:15 am
Just tell your wife how the tatoo would look like when she is 60 !
Comment from dave
Time: July 16, 2007, 12:40 am
@ kt254
I don’t think the main focus of this photo was supposed to be the Hello Kitty tattoo, otherwise I think it would have been cropped a bit differently.
Comment from Kari Rose
Time: July 16, 2007, 6:08 am
OMG PEOPLE! That’s one thing I HATE about this site is that people make up stories to go along with the photo which aren’t true at all.
The main focus of this photo is supposed to be the tattoo. It was taken for BMEZINES modblog as she is a featured girl and if you are a regular visitor to the site, you’ll find its for body modifed boys/girls + therefore most of them show explicit parts of their body. Similar to the Suicidegirls.
The thing is, you’ve cropped out the watermark which originally said MODBLOG, so I just hope you’ve got permission to show this photo. God sake.
Comment from Kari Rose
Time: July 16, 2007, 6:10 am
http://modblog.bmezine.com/2007/07/15/hello-kitty-batman/#comments
:/
Comment from Psychomike
Time: July 16, 2007, 6:11 am
Frankly if I ran into this girl, and she was as hot as the picture, I think I could overlook the ink!
Comment from camryn
Time: July 16, 2007, 9:03 am
She is so ugly. The tattoo only makes her worse.
Comment from Kaylie
Time: July 16, 2007, 10:20 am
Her tits are what’s disgusting. I hate men.
She’s actually cute when she’s not scene-ified. Some people just can’t pull it off. At all. Hideous as a scene bitch, but unbearably cute as a proper girl. ;-;
Comment from Siouxie
Time: July 16, 2007, 12:45 pm
You can always turn your wife around. *giggles*
Comment from glittersauce
Time: July 16, 2007, 12:49 pm
Eh not the best tattoo but cute photo. And right on the breast plate! That must have hurt something awful!
Comment from KRISTINA FROM CROATIA
Time: July 16, 2007, 2:25 pm
hy!that tattoo is nice…maybe is not a very good place, but it’s ok…I’d like to have Kitty tatto, but I’m still to young for it…
Comment from Kat
Time: July 16, 2007, 3:37 pm
Wow, that’s an ugly tattoo. And a horrendous place to put a tattoo as well!
Comment from Equinox
Time: July 16, 2007, 5:36 pm
Are chest tats for women a new thing? I’ve been seeing more lately and they are hideous.
Comment from random kt freak
Time: July 17, 2007, 7:06 am
dont kno which is tackier - tattoo in that spot (when she gets older and her skin and boobs start sagging its gonna b a damn eyesore) or the fact that its a hello kt tattoo
Comment from dickie
Time: July 18, 2007, 3:04 am
gosh, just think of the poor baby that she might breast-feed one day! the poor kid would be scarred for life!! :p
Comment from Alfred
Time: July 19, 2007, 11:53 am
LOVE IT!
Comment from yochanan
Time: September 17, 2007, 4:04 am
what tattoo just wish she would move her hands
Comment from Amanda
Time: September 18, 2007, 1:25 pm
Dear lord she’s fugly. And that tatto0 sucks!
Comment from mary
Time: October 14, 2007, 11:02 pm
i have hello kitty tatooed right behind my ear and all i get is complements on it ,and yes you must love hello kitty to get her tatooed on your head,and id love to buy all of the hello kitty your wife has,make me a offer!!!!!!!!!
Comment from liv
Time: October 26, 2007, 3:11 pm
tbh, i love hello kitty and i think this tattoo maybe regretted but you cant say its ugly, its damn well nice 
any girl who did this should be proud to have the balls to do this, i bet you wouldnt get anything so bold
its how the world revolves now
we’re different, embrace it xo!
Comment from Christy
Time: October 30, 2007, 2:05 am
At least she should wear a bra…… It’s not very sighty…
Comment from k
Time: December 30, 2007, 4:42 am
I staired at this pic for like 10 min before I got to looking at the yatoo itself.
Comment from SpiralArchitect
Time: January 4, 2008, 9:08 pm
If the purpose of this picture was showing the tatoo, she might be wearing something instead of covering her breasts with her hands. I think this sounds quite obvious… She wants attention, and she’s getting it. Talking about looks, her expression is making my dinner having is own will and wanting to run away from my stomach.
Comment from Kathryn
Time: January 17, 2008, 12:54 pm
I think a lot of you have problems on what your saying so what if she doesn’t have a shirt on… Its her picture her life and her choices and hello kitty it awesome… and the tattoo is pretty awesome looking. Tattoos are made of expression of one another not for other people pleasures… if you wife wants one why should you hold her back if you really did love her you wouldn’t be a jerk about it and make a website about your problems. And the girl in the picture is very beautiful god made her this way because he wanted to. Just the way he made you a JERK!
Comment from Brett
Time: January 21, 2008, 6:18 pm
I rather like the way she has put the tattoo, besides the fact she has it up from her boobs, just the idea she can enjoy it as well as everyone else.
Comment from Kitty
Time: February 2, 2008, 11:47 pm
shes ugly as hell&so is that tattoo, i love hello kitty but bat wings on the head?how stupid.
Comment from Tom
Time: February 23, 2008, 9:04 pm
I would love to see a picture of an of you that said she is ugly.. say you dont like the tat thats fine… say you dont like the hair thats fine.. but she is beautiful.. ill bet any of you that said she is ugly are just a bunch of fatties lawl.. and guys.. for real.. you dont have to comment on the boobs.. nothing more showing than any swim suit youll see.. be a bit more mature.
Comment from SickSickSinner
Time: February 23, 2008, 9:58 pm
Wow….What The Hell Is Wrong With Some Of You People? She’s Hot As Hell!!!!! Well, The Part(s) I’m Looking At Anyway. And All You People Talking About The Tattoo And How Horrible It Looks And Why There And How It’s Going To look Later On Are A Bunch Of Ignorant Idiots. You Are The Masses Of People That Are Too Afraid Of What Others Might Say And Think!
Comment from hannah
Time: February 24, 2008, 11:24 am
cut her sum slack
she is beautiful!!
with big curves
and sexy body mods if you dont like it then get right off this site!!
if you dont think ths tat is hot then i think you need to either go to specsavers or boots!!
lovin the tat hair nails!!! looks rad!!!
Comment from Deborah
Time: February 24, 2008, 12:15 pm
it’s the hair that’s ugly. Make it longer and not so dry-looking, and she’d have a more elegant Elvira thing goin on.
Btw, batman? cute, but that’s more batcat if anything.
(I do have to agree with previous comments. If she wasn;t trying so hard to get attention, she could just show it off in a tube top or a strapless dress.)
Comment from CS
Time: March 15, 2008, 5:44 am
Is anyone here familiar with one Bill kaulitz of Tokio Hotel? I dont like the guy, but I like his hair. Before i even got around to the tattoo OR the boobs I thought “poofy hair is really bad if its halfassed”.
when I did look at the tattoo, I realised just how tacky the entire picture is.
Comment from Silent Bob
Time: April 14, 2008, 5:27 am
I stare at your site for the first time befuddled at the sheer lunacy of those followers that worship this marketing icon. In history there have been symbols that unify humanity as well as divide us but the only marketing gimmick that worked this well as offered up by the Catholic church. Here is a suggestion, why don’t we knock over the mosque perched over the western wall and put a BIG FAT HK there instead?
People who follow this CRUD with such vigor are in essence treating this product as a fully fledged religion.
** looks at this in the same way a Deer is stunned by headlight**
**Blinks**
**Blinks**
**Amazed at the stupidity**
**Blinks **
ad-infinitum…………
Move over Jesus.. here comes Hello Kitty!
Comment from audra
Time: April 14, 2008, 11:56 am
ummm… i have a lot of tattoos and i would never put anything on my breast plate. but that’s just me. i honestly think if that’s where she wants a tattoo, she should put it there. there are a lot of places on my body people told me not to put a tattoo - and what did i do? went to the shop, and got it! if it’s what you want… do it. don’t let anyone hold you back!
Comment from VTPPGLVR
Time: April 14, 2008, 2:12 pm
To “Silent Bob”
didn’t you see the shrine and church?
Comment from Silent Bob
Time: April 15, 2008, 1:37 am
Sorry i have been deprived of this great pleasure! Please don’t tell me some idiot actually erected a monument to this icon. This brings back memories of Mooby World HQ in Dogma……
* Still Blinks in amazement*
I want to burn a Hello kitty doll wrapped in a hello kitty flag and put it on Youtube just to see what these numbats say..
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Comment from Silent Bob
Time: April 15, 2008, 2:14 am
Remembering Dogma, I have the same emotions as Loki when i see Hell Kitty. Wouldn’t it be great to just smite the snot out of this execs that came up with this bag of pink Vomit!
As you can imagine i have had run ins with HK as i have a 14 yo girl here who loves her to death, I just wish that she would actually do it.
There is nothing worse than seeing it on every everything around this Dungeon of HK Hell. I can only hope that some disturbed scientist comes up with a mutant junkie bacteria that only feeds on Hello Kitty objects and farts out puffs of nerve gas that leaves the owners with no memory of their strange and vile fettish.
Comment from celestialred
Time: May 7, 2008, 12:02 pm
Good lord is it just me or does that chick look like Miley Cyrus with an Elvira wig on?
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