Hello Kitty Tar Art
It only happens once in a blue moon, but it does happen when I least expect it. Something Hello Kitty gets sent to me that makes me believe that there might be light at the end of the Hello Kitty Hell tunnel. Something that makes me think, well, maybe, just maybe, this Hello Kitty Hell day won’t be like all the rest. This happens when I get a photo like this:
wife: “Who would have such a cruel heart to ever do such an evil thing like that to Hello Kitty? It makes me want to cry.”
me: “oh, yes, that is terrible.” (thinking: Hell Yeah, where are the feathers!!!)
Thanks to John (via Mattia Biagi) who deserves a beer for bringing a smile to my face in Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: July 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 39
Comments
Comment from deena
Time: July 20, 2007, 8:13 am
whomever did that should be put in jail. that is just not right. why do people have to do such mean things to an innocent character like hello kitty?
Comment from Gavin
Time: July 20, 2007, 10:18 am
Comment from Cern
Time: July 20, 2007, 10:39 am
That is actually very creative.
Not just because i hate hello kitty.
But its actually a very good work of art.
I salute Mattia Biagi. I checked the site out and i loved it.
Thanks!
Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: July 20, 2007, 11:40 am
Wow, sticky. Look, it’s a post-modern commentary on African/Asian relations and the oil industry.
Also, I notice that HK defenders are pretentious enough to use “whom,” but not smart enough to use it properly.
Comment from Amaranthim
Time: July 20, 2007, 12:33 pm
I commend TeratoMarty on an exceptionally witty reply.
Comment from Trento
Time: July 21, 2007, 1:44 am
Not really a tar-art fan, but this is definitely winning a landslide of notches in my book. XD So awesome.
Kind of forgot, but is tar also flammable? X)
Comment from lisa
Time: July 21, 2007, 10:21 pm
that’s great art!!! woohoo!!!
Comment from Alfred
Time: July 22, 2007, 8:25 am
VERY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Randalor
Time: July 22, 2007, 7:27 pm
Kinda reminds me of that tar monster from Star Trek: TNG. The one that was pure evil incarnated…
Comment from Jennifer
Time: July 23, 2007, 2:29 pm
Look, it’s an HK Tar Baby! She’ll stick you into fandom!
Comment from jenine
Time: July 25, 2007, 6:03 am
You are clearly evil to think that this is funny…. who can eny one not love hello kitty!!!
Comment from Mira
Time: July 28, 2007, 10:21 am
Hello Kitty brings a strange happiness to me. She is a very simple pleasure that I splurge on every now and again.
That said, am I truly the only HK lover that also loves art? The only self-claimed obsessed fan that found this particular form of illustration wonderful and impressive?
Anywho…
Thanks for the laughs, your Hello Kitty Hell is my Heaven. No apologies. ^-^
Comment from Nico
Time: August 8, 2007, 5:24 pm
Seems like hello kitty is in a STICKY SITUATION!
Comment from Not A Very Happy .+*Tiffany*+. After Seeing This HORRID Picture.
Time: August 25, 2007, 7:04 am
HOW HORRID. YOU HORRID MAN.
Comment from luvshellokitty
Time: September 18, 2007, 10:52 am
poor kitty )-:
Comment from hillo
Time: September 24, 2007, 4:46 am
wooooooohoooooooo it is so cool realy great
Comment from darlene
Time: September 30, 2007, 4:16 pm
poor hello kitty…wow this looks sooo kool =]
Comment from Hope-Elaine Ramos
Time: October 4, 2007, 3:05 pm
WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS IS
Comment from Love Bum
Time: October 5, 2007, 10:26 am
This is so mean… waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Comment from Narf
Time: October 7, 2007, 4:26 pm
As a fan of Hello Kitty, I shall say…
This is AWESOME. 
It looks cool, I like the color. This is the kind of thing I’d like to harden and hang up on my bedroom wall.
Comment from Sara
Time: October 25, 2007, 7:25 pm
nobody would have a problem with the “cute innocent character” if fanatics like you didnt throw it in their faces 24/7. its because people like you have made it such a big deal that people like the hkh guy have made it a big deal.
quite simple if you think about it.
If i were a man and my wife made me endure hk every minute of the day id be pretty p****d off too. no wonder the man hates it. if his wife only had a few hk things and didnt try to diminish his masculinity with the golf clubs, plasters, usb, etc etc etc then he would probably have no problem whatsoever.
Comment from Sara
Time: October 25, 2007, 7:31 pm
plus strangely i find this kind of cute XD i like it, in other words
Comment from deidre statts hello kitty fan
Time: November 7, 2007, 8:47 am
i absoutley hate this crap
Comment from nicole
Time: November 16, 2007, 7:05 am
this is so mean :/ hello kitty is my life.
Comment from SeraNyaNya
Time: November 18, 2007, 4:36 pm
Where’s Darlene when you need her 
Comment from ki+tkitkit
Time: January 19, 2008, 3:14 pm
Who would want to buy this? Art is supposed to be relaxing. What makes this funny is that girls find hellokitty cute so there going to buy$ the cute stuff. But this isn’t cute at all so who would even . I mean this hellokitty drama is just so unthinkable. “GIRLS ONLY BUY CUTE THINGS”.
Comment from Alicia
Time: January 25, 2008, 12:34 am
As an artist, I like this, as a fan, it’s a nice touch. They should have more of it. Morbidity isn’t all bad
Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: March 29, 2008, 9:42 am
Mira,
No, you are not the only Hello Kitty fan who thinks this is funny. I think this is awesome, and like Mr. HKH, I too wonder, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FEATHERS? IT’S CALLED TAR AND FEATHERING, NOT TARRING!!!!!!!!!!!
Hhmph……..
Oh well, maybe one day………………..
Comment from morgan
Time: May 7, 2008, 10:27 am
mmhmhmhm..dislike this!
Comment from kenzington
Time: June 16, 2008, 11:53 pm
hey if u guys are looking for darlene she’s somewhere in the middle
but i don’t think that’s really her…
because she’s not off on some evil rant or rave
Comment from Jade
Time: July 21, 2008, 6:04 pm
This may just be my favorite thing on this site,I mean,I love hello kitty (not obsessed),but this is awesome.
This and the hello kitty eye contacts.
Im gonna make a copy of this and hang it in my room.
To me,its a work of art.
Comment from Stephanie
Time: November 6, 2008, 11:29 am
That’s beautiful.
Comment from badtzmaru4eva
Time: November 9, 2008, 8:42 pm
U EVIL PPL!!! HOW COULD U DESTROY HK!!! SHE RULES THE WORLD & U JUST KILLED HER!! U DO NOT TAR & FEATHER HK! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! U R AL HORRIBLE PPL!! DO U NOT RESPECT WHAT MAKES YOUNG GIRLS SMILE!!! U R AL DISGUSTING PPL!! ALL OF U!!!!
Comment from bob
Time: February 26, 2009, 5:42 am
Nice grammar and punctuation, badtzmaru4eva.
Comment from Sam
Time: June 5, 2009, 2:48 pm
badtzmaru4eva: U EVIL PPL!!! HOW COULD U DESTROY HK!!! SHE RULES THE WORLD & U JUST KILLED HER!!
Quite honestly, I kinda thought that was the point. HK is trying to take over the world. This is not good, ergo the kitty must die. That’s not to say i don’t find Hello Kitty cute and all, but it is getting to be TOO MUCH.
On a side note, i wonder if it would be possible to acquire an HK doll made of nonsynthetic material and give it a posable wire endskeleton then toss it an asphalt roofing hot tank for a soak. Should harden nicely upon cooling. Tar Kitty statue anyone??
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Comment from Tess
Time: September 29, 2009, 9:27 am
All we need now are some feathers…..
Comment from Amber
Time: October 2, 2009, 9:01 am
Would it be possible to get a small rocket, tie her to it and launch her into space? The equivalent of running her out of town on a rail, which I believe was part of the punishment in days gone by.
Comment from maleah
Time: November 14, 2009, 8:41 am
sheeeeeeeeeeeeee melting
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