Hello Kitty Tar Art


It only happens once in a blue moon, but it does happen when I least expect it. Something Hello Kitty gets sent to me that makes me believe that there might be light at the end of the Hello Kitty Hell tunnel. Something that makes me think, well, maybe, just maybe, this Hello Kitty Hell day won’t be like all the rest. This happens when I get a photo like this:

Hello Kitty tar art

wife: “Who would have such a cruel heart to ever do such an evil thing like that to Hello Kitty? It makes me want to cry.”

me: “oh, yes, that is terrible.” (thinking: Hell Yeah, where are the feathers!!!)

Thanks to John (via Mattia Biagi) who deserves a beer for bringing a smile to my face in Hello Kitty Hell…

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40 Responses to Hello Kitty Tar Art

  1. deena says:

    whomever did that should be put in jail. that is just not right. why do people have to do such mean things to an innocent character like hello kitty?

  2. Cern says:

    That is actually very creative.
    Not just because i hate hello kitty.

    But its actually a very good work of art.
    I salute Mattia Biagi. I checked the site out and i loved it.

    Thanks!

  3. TeratoMarty says:

    Wow, sticky. Look, it’s a post-modern commentary on African/Asian relations and the oil industry.

    Also, I notice that HK defenders are pretentious enough to use “whom,” but not smart enough to use it properly.

  4. Amaranthim says:

    I commend TeratoMarty on an exceptionally witty reply.

  5. Trento says:

    Not really a tar-art fan, but this is definitely winning a landslide of notches in my book. XD So awesome.

    Kind of forgot, but is tar also flammable? X)

  6. lisa says:

    that’s great art!!! woohoo!!!

  7. Alfred says:

    VERY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Randalor says:

    Kinda reminds me of that tar monster from Star Trek: TNG. The one that was pure evil incarnated…

  9. Jennifer says:

    Look, it’s an HK Tar Baby! She’ll stick you into fandom!

  10. jenine says:

    You are clearly evil to think that this is funny…. who can eny one not love hello kitty!!!

  11. Mira says:

    Hello Kitty brings a strange happiness to me. She is a very simple pleasure that I splurge on every now and again.
    That said, am I truly the only HK lover that also loves art? The only self-claimed obsessed fan that found this particular form of illustration wonderful and impressive?
    Anywho…
    Thanks for the laughs, your Hello Kitty Hell is my Heaven. No apologies. ^-^

  12. Nico says:

    Seems like hello kitty is in a STICKY SITUATION!

  13. Not A Very Happy .+*Tiffany*+. After Seeing This HORRID Picture. says:

    HOW HORRID. YOU HORRID MAN.

  14. luvshellokitty says:

    :-( poor kitty )-:

  15. hillo says:

    wooooooohoooooooo it is so cool realy great

  16. darlene says:

    poor hello kitty…wow this looks sooo kool =]

  17. Hope-Elaine Ramos says:

    WOW I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS IS

  18. Love Bum says:

    This is so mean… waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  19. Narf says:

    As a fan of Hello Kitty, I shall say…
    This is AWESOME. :D It looks cool, I like the color. This is the kind of thing I’d like to harden and hang up on my bedroom wall.

  20. Sara says:

    nobody would have a problem with the “cute innocent character” if fanatics like you didnt throw it in their faces 24/7. its because people like you have made it such a big deal that people like the hkh guy have made it a big deal.
    quite simple if you think about it.
    If i were a man and my wife made me endure hk every minute of the day id be pretty p****d off too. no wonder the man hates it. if his wife only had a few hk things and didnt try to diminish his masculinity with the golf clubs, plasters, usb, etc etc etc then he would probably have no problem whatsoever.

  21. Sara says:

    plus strangely i find this kind of cute XD i like it, in other words

  22. deidre statts hello kitty fan says:

    i absoutley hate this crap

  23. nicole says:

    this is so mean :/ hello kitty is my life.

  24. SeraNyaNya says:

    Where’s Darlene when you need her ;)

  25. ki+tkitkit says:

    Who would want to buy this? Art is supposed to be relaxing. What makes this funny is that girls find hellokitty cute so there going to buy$ the cute stuff. But this isn’t cute at all so who would even . I mean this hellokitty drama is just so unthinkable. “GIRLS ONLY BUY CUTE THINGS”.

  26. Alicia says:

    As an artist, I like this, as a fan, it’s a nice touch. They should have more of it. Morbidity isn’t all bad ;)

  27. MiSpoonIs2Big says:

    Mira,
    No, you are not the only Hello Kitty fan who thinks this is funny. I think this is awesome, and like Mr. HKH, I too wonder, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FEATHERS? IT’S CALLED TAR AND FEATHERING, NOT TARRING!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hhmph……..
    Oh well, maybe one day………………..

  28. morgan says:

    mmhmhmhm..dislike this!

  29. kenzington says:

    hey if u guys are looking for darlene she’s somewhere in the middle

    but i don’t think that’s really her…

    because she’s not off on some evil rant or rave

  30. Jade says:

    This may just be my favorite thing on this site,I mean,I love hello kitty (not obsessed),but this is awesome.
    This and the hello kitty eye contacts.
    Im gonna make a copy of this and hang it in my room.
    To me,its a work of art.

  31. Stephanie says:

    That’s beautiful.

  32. badtzmaru4eva says:

    U EVIL PPL!!! HOW COULD U DESTROY HK!!! SHE RULES THE WORLD & U JUST KILLED HER!! U DO NOT TAR & FEATHER HK! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! U R AL HORRIBLE PPL!! DO U NOT RESPECT WHAT MAKES YOUNG GIRLS SMILE!!! U R AL DISGUSTING PPL!! ALL OF U!!!!

  33. bob says:

    Nice grammar and punctuation, badtzmaru4eva.

  34. Sam says:

    badtzmaru4eva: U EVIL PPL!!! HOW COULD U DESTROY HK!!! SHE RULES THE WORLD & U JUST KILLED HER!!

    Quite honestly, I kinda thought that was the point. HK is trying to take over the world. This is not good, ergo the kitty must die. That’s not to say i don’t find Hello Kitty cute and all, but it is getting to be TOO MUCH.

    On a side note, i wonder if it would be possible to acquire an HK doll made of nonsynthetic material and give it a posable wire endskeleton then toss it an asphalt roofing hot tank for a soak. Should harden nicely upon cooling. Tar Kitty statue anyone??

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  36. Tess says:

    All we need now are some feathers…..

  37. Amber says:

    Would it be possible to get a small rocket, tie her to it and launch her into space? The equivalent of running her out of town on a rail, which I believe was part of the punishment in days gone by.

  38. maleah says:

    sheeeeeeeeeeeeee melting

  39. killitkillitnow says:

    This is hilarious, and all of the fanatics who are crying about it are even funnier, i give respect to the fans who can take this joke and giggle, becuase you’re not the ones who are creating hello kitty hell, forget feathers, leave that one the way it is and dump the rest into a large vat of acid.
    The strongest most corrosive kind you can find. and jettison what remains into space. Those poor aliens, better them than us though.

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