Hello Kitty Psycho Test 2
I’m sure there is some underlining reason why Sanrio labels it’s tests as “psycho” in their URLs (hint to Hello Kitty fanatics, it’s a not so subtle message to you). Whatever the reason, Hello Kitty couldn’t stop at just one psycho test, so here is another:
Hello Kitty Speculative Fiction Psychology Test
My theory is Hello Kitty psycho psychology tests all tell you that you are depressed so that you have a reason to buy Hello Kitty to make you happy. At least Hello Kitty thinks I’m depressed (note: spelling and grammar are Hello kitty’s, not mine) :
You often look down on yourself.
You feel bad about your personality. In another word, you only see your shortcomings and ignore or your advantages. If you must expose your inner self in front of others, you find that very hard to do, and you would hate yourself. But actually, if you look from another angel, your shortcomings could be your advantages instead. For example, you think you get mad easily, but actually that’s because you are very sincere and you don’t hesitate to show your emotions. If you think you are weak, others probably think you are very gentle and understanding. You must look at your personality from another positive angle and be nice to yourself.
Of course, my wife sees this as yet more proof that my life is depressing because I don’t accept Hello Kitty as my savior. I blame it on having to listen to the Hello Kitty theme song 24 hours a day over her new Hello Kitty speakers. Either way, it confirms that I’m living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: September 4th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Health.
Comments: 20
Comments
Comment from Jam
Time: September 4, 2007, 9:45 pm
Yet again, I must agree with your wife. But I don’t care for those HK speakers.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 5, 2007, 12:50 am
“You must look from another ang_el_”? So the problem is nothing to do with “Hello Kitty”; it’s actually to do with sitting on the wrong heavenly being!?
Comment from Misery
Time: September 5, 2007, 7:07 am
The test told me I don’t trust my taste in fashion, and that I always pick something ugly and “out-of-time”. I never knew jeans and tshirts were ugly and unfashionable…
I think Hello Kitty needs HER head examined.
Comment from barleythere
Time: September 5, 2007, 7:24 am
Wouldn’t it be great if a Hello Kitty collector received that result.
Comment from Alice
Time: September 7, 2007, 8:35 am
Hello Kitty told me I had a horrible taste in fashion!!!!! Who are these people writing “psycho” tests using Hello Kitty’s name??? This is just too awful. Hello Kitty would never say that!
Comment from jes
Time: September 7, 2007, 6:41 pm
hello kitty spelt angle wrong….. wouldn’t you think she would have an editor, she owns eveyone else.
Comment from jes
Time: September 7, 2007, 6:55 pm
notice how it says million of dollars on Q4. yet another easy mistake made by hello kitty. is she trying to make young kids un-intelligent? and i got the “you look down on yourself” answer….. she is obviously trying to make the younger generations self-conscious so she can send the dpressed ones to hello kitty thearpy and the dumb ones to hello kitty bording school where she can breed and brain wash her own hello kitty army. wow, being a young studnt myself makes me quite scard of whats to come. i mean, once hello kitty has hello kittified all usable products, then whats left but world domination…
Comment from anamcara
Time: September 8, 2007, 8:19 am
That was the lamest psychological examine I’ve ever taken. Never mind logic. Who you picked as the culprit determined your fashion sense and how you viewed yourself? Please… So lame.
*goes off to smother my lone Hello Kitty doll with a pink HK towel*
*snicker*
Comment from Koneko
Time: September 9, 2007, 12:22 pm
I am so confused as to how that was supposed to work and equal out to me thinking low of myself. 
Comment from Shikatanai ne…
Time: September 9, 2007, 1:57 pm
Well, I don’t care at all for Hello Kitty, though I admit there are a few nice things, but I took the text and got me perfectly right. Thing is, I didn’t read the text and answered the questions without almost reading them. Pretty amazing if you ask me…
I wish I could just put all of my sarcasm into the text T.T
Comment from Alfred
Time: September 9, 2007, 2:05 pm
I agree Alice!
Comment from Kat
Time: September 10, 2007, 11:09 pm
Um, I got the same thing about fashion sense. I think there are only two answers in the whole flipping thing. Or that it’s rigged. Screw Hello Kitty.
Comment from Heidi
Time: September 16, 2007, 1:38 am
I took the quiz and got the fashion answer and I have to say that I don’t get how this has anything to do with the question for one or psychology for another. I love hello kitty but this test just made me feel like some one was just trying to make me feel bad about myself.
Comment from Ashley
Time: September 26, 2007, 12:10 pm
i Love HK and i got the same result lol.. but ive always been a strange type of HK collector
Comment from georgiaGORE
Time: December 9, 2007, 9:24 am
i took that test
anddd im not too happy with it
it says i am unfashionable
and im rubbish at art
=| im good at art
andd my fashion sence is good
blahhhh
that test is stupidddddd
Comment from Xupz
Time: January 14, 2008, 1:34 pm
Hello Kitty said I felt bad about my looks. Must be because I chose the mirror.
(Hello Kitty) Hell, what rubbish.
I just found this blog, I feel sorry for you. These kinds of story makes you happy about your own life 
Be strong, you’ll find salvation!!! The day all Hello Kitty items will, er, burn?
Okay, you’ll never find salvation.
(btw, I live in France and never realised the Hello Kitty war had gone this bad. I’m SHOCKED.)
Comment from Re
Time: January 20, 2008, 6:43 pm
ok so i just took it and it was very.. random?
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Comment from cenovis
Time: May 6, 2008, 10:26 pm
I was also told I’m unfashionable, but I chose the cabinet not mirror. If you’re going to push something over forcefully, I’d think a mirror would be a bad choice, unless you like shards of glass flying in every direction slicing out the eyes of all present creating a slippery bloody mess.
*ahem*
Maybe I am disturbed but I certainly have great fashion sense.
Comment from Ugly Jim
Time: June 23, 2008, 3:24 am
I’ve looked at all the possible outcomes and they all say you suffer from low self-esteem. I guess that’s required to love Hello Kitty.
If anyone (for some reason) wants to see all the possible outcomes here is the key:
> 17 = a a a b a b
14-16 = a a a a a a
11-13 = b b b b b b
8-10 = c c c c c c
< 7 = b b c c c c
Incidentally, Hello Kitty loves you sooooo much that 14-16 and 11-13 have identical text.
Thanks HKH, this is the best Hello Kitty blog I’ve ever read.
Well, it’s the only Hello Kitty blog I’ve ever read, but I hate that mouthless monster.
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