Hello Kitty Mineral Water

My wife and I were taking a walk today when she asked if I’d like some water. I said “yes” and was handed one of these:

Hello Kitty mineral water

Your eyes do not deceive you. The evil feline has her own line of bottled mineral water which I’m sure they have drugged with something that completely alters your perceptions of reality. I have no doubt about this because that is the only way my wife’s explanation makes any sense when she handed me a bottle: “The reason that it tastes so good and refreshing is that it’s filled with Hello Kitty love.”

Just another typical day in Hello Kitty Hell…

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32 Responses to Hello Kitty Mineral Water

  1. Miss_Ashley says:

    HAHAHA when ur wife said “The reason that it tastes so good and refreshing is that it’s filled will Hello Kitty love.” it would be so funny if you spit the water out right after she said that LOL

  2. Melissa says:

    Those win. (Sorry for your ordeal, though!) Tee hee… I know you’re in hell but some of us don’t have access to the variety of HK things you get to suffer through. So, sometimes, I have to be jealous but I still feel sorry for you!

  3. Catherine says:

    I have to ask you…

    Does your wife really say stuff like that, or are you making it up to increase our sympathy for your plight?

  4. Luong says:

    um…. you keep talking about this “wife” of yours; having all this Hello Kitty material.
    but….does she even exist?
    if so, prove it.

  5. fish-boy says:

    i just found this site and i can say i have exzactly the same problem with my sister its always i want hello kitty oh so cute and well since im trying to savefish from turning into catfood every day well u can see y im pissed

  6. Tiff says:

    please answer Catherine’s question, I never believed it either :)

  7. Obviously, neither of you have had to deal with a true Hello Kitty fanantic. This is normal, everyday talk for them. Her friends also talk like this.

  8. Shawn says:

    All I can say is this,

    If you ever get fed up, then I’ll rent the industrial shredder and bring it over to help you rid you of all this hello kitty trash.

  9. Koneko says:

    hahaha. “hello kitty love” must be some new code word for some mind altering drug. that’s the only explanation i can think of for the belief that the hostile hello kitty world takeover is just a desire for things cute and lovable. :P

  10. Kari Rose says:

    Haha I must say I agree with the above posts suggesting you are making this up. Anyone can do this tbh, say they live with someone who is obsessed with HK.

    Thing is, if you hated HK so much, you wouldn’t make a website about something you hate & talk about it even MORE than normal.

    I mean, people send you photos of products they have found and then the next day, your wife ‘magically’ has them :/ Yeah, right…

    Pfft, I wouldn’t be surprised if your ‘wife’ only had like 1 Hello Kitty plush doll, LOLOL.

  11. Autumn says:

    He has had a picture of his bathroom on here. And I doubt that he could make these stories up. They are pretty weird. Did you know she was such a fanatic when you married her?

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  13. Jean says:

    I was thinking what Catherine said until you mentioned ‘true Hello Kitty fanatic….everyday talk’. You know what? Count yourself lucky! At least your wife is a HK fanatic and not a LV fanatic! not only will you be in hell, you will be broke ass :P

  14. fgrth7uksport says:

    u guys are so dumm

  15. Jackie says:

    My boyfriend found your website while gift shopping for me. I do have to say you make his day now! He comes home telling me “You would not believe what is on there now…”. You’ve made it easier to talk about HK for us! Thanks. xoxox.. jujub

  16. M$. #3??0 K!++Y says:

    this would be soooooo refreshing on a hot summer day

  17. ade says:

    haha. today i just bought some hello kitty green tea as well as a mystery clear drink (maybe grape flavored?) as well as a couple banana pouches. your wife sounds adorable.

  18. cryssy says:

    wow! ive been to the doc several times bc i hate consuming water- its so boring. think i just found my solution! i got the HK water dispenser but i wanna be able to carry it with me. this is perfect

  19. Mari says:

    fortified with HK goodness!

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  21. charrlie says:

    See even Hello Kitty is trying to be heathly.Where can I buy it I love Hello Kitty.

  22. alyssia says:


  23. Taz says:


    that… is truly too scary to contemplate.

  24. b says:

    i think the the blue bottles are cute

  25. BEAR says:

    is it more expensive than regular water?

    If it is, than its a rip off.

  26. icess says:

    aww. do u have the hello kitty water despenser?

  27. Mini Minx says:

    & the commercialism goes on….. it is just too too funny!!! WHAT is it about HK stuff that you just WANT it- even if you dont need it or if it’s taking up space on the planet!!! whats HK perfume like??? Sweet & sickly I expect…. Can you get HK toilet paper??? See, now there’s something that I would like!!!

  28. Lala lil loveeer says:

    where do i find hello kitty water?

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  30. Harriet says:

    I’m a big-ish HK fan.

    lol I’d probs buy that because whenever I see HK stuff I freak out.

  31. Emily says:

    I agree-I doubt about you’re “wife” and hellish HK life. If you did actually hate Hello Kitty that much-you wouldn’t blog about it. That’s like someone-say-who hates the Jonas Brothers or some crap like that and making a blog about the stupid products disney comes out with them stamped on it. Please answer back, and yes-prove you have an actual wife.

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