Hello Kitty Mineral Water
My wife and I were taking a walk today when she asked if I’d like some water. I said “yes” and was handed one of these:
Your eyes do not deceive you. The evil feline has her own line of bottled mineral water which I’m sure they have drugged with something that completely alters your perceptions of reality. I have no doubt about this because that is the only way my wife’s explanation makes any sense when she handed me a bottle: “The reason that it tastes so good and refreshing is that it’s filled will Hello Kitty love.”
Just another typical day in Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: September 29th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Drinks.
Comments: 24
Comments
Comment from Miss_Ashley
Time: September 29, 2007, 10:10 am
HAHAHA when ur wife said “The reason that it tastes so good and refreshing is that it’s filled will Hello Kitty love.” it would be so funny if you spit the water out right after she said that LOL
Comment from Melissa
Time: September 29, 2007, 10:42 am
Those win. (Sorry for your ordeal, though!) Tee hee… I know you’re in hell but some of us don’t have access to the variety of HK things you get to suffer through. So, sometimes, I have to be jealous but I still feel sorry for you!
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 29, 2007, 12:21 pm
I have to ask you…
Does your wife really say stuff like that, or are you making it up to increase our sympathy for your plight?
Comment from Luong
Time: September 29, 2007, 4:21 pm
um…. you keep talking about this “wife” of yours; having all this Hello Kitty material.
but….does she even exist?
if so, prove it.
Comment from fish-boy
Time: September 29, 2007, 4:26 pm
i just found this site and i can say i have exzactly the same problem with my sister its always i want hello kitty oh so cute and well since im trying to savefish from turning into catfood every day well u can see y im pissed
Comment from Tiff
Time: September 29, 2007, 6:09 pm
please answer Catherine’s question, I never believed it either 
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: September 29, 2007, 6:48 pm
Obviously, neither of you have had to deal with a true Hello Kitty fanantic. This is normal, everyday talk for them. Her friends also talk like this.
Comment from Shawn
Time: September 29, 2007, 11:22 pm
All I can say is this,
If you ever get fed up, then I’ll rent the industrial shredder and bring it over to help you rid you of all this hello kitty trash.
Comment from Koneko
Time: September 30, 2007, 11:50 am
hahaha. “hello kitty love” must be some new code word for some mind altering drug. that’s the only explanation i can think of for the belief that the hostile hello kitty world takeover is just a desire for things cute and lovable. 
Comment from Kari Rose
Time: September 30, 2007, 11:24 pm
Haha I must say I agree with the above posts suggesting you are making this up. Anyone can do this tbh, say they live with someone who is obsessed with HK.
Thing is, if you hated HK so much, you wouldn’t make a website about something you hate & talk about it even MORE than normal.
I mean, people send you photos of products they have found and then the next day, your wife ‘magically’ has them :/ Yeah, right…
Pfft, I wouldn’t be surprised if your ‘wife’ only had like 1 Hello Kitty plush doll, LOLOL.
Comment from Autumn
Time: October 1, 2007, 4:35 pm
He has had a picture of his bathroom on here. And I doubt that he could make these stories up. They are pretty weird. Did you know she was such a fanatic when you married her?
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Comment from Jean
Time: October 12, 2007, 2:21 pm
I was thinking what Catherine said until you mentioned ‘true Hello Kitty fanatic….everyday talk’. You know what? Count yourself lucky! At least your wife is a HK fanatic and not a LV fanatic! not only will you be in hell, you will be broke ass
Comment from fgrth7uksport
Time: October 17, 2007, 2:33 pm
u guys are so dumm
Comment from Jackie
Time: October 23, 2007, 10:24 am
My boyfriend found your website while gift shopping for me. I do have to say you make his day now! He comes home telling me “You would not believe what is on there now…”. You’ve made it easier to talk about HK for us! Thanks. xoxox.. jujub
Comment from M$. #3??0 K!++Y
Time: November 7, 2007, 9:27 am
this would be soooooo refreshing on a hot summer day
Comment from ade
Time: November 18, 2007, 11:59 pm
haha. today i just bought some hello kitty green tea as well as a mystery clear drink (maybe grape flavored?) as well as a couple banana pouches. your wife sounds adorable.
Comment from cryssy
Time: January 7, 2008, 11:20 pm
wow! ive been to the doc several times bc i hate consuming water- its so boring. think i just found my solution! i got the HK water dispenser but i wanna be able to carry it with me. this is perfect
Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:06 pm
fortified with HK goodness!
Comment from Hk ?
Time: March 29, 2008, 8:13 am
Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.
Comment from charrlie
Time: April 15, 2008, 8:16 pm
See even Hello Kitty is trying to be heathly.Where can I buy it I love Hello Kitty.
Comment from alyssia
Time: June 11, 2008, 4:57 pm
awesome
Comment from Taz
Time: July 7, 2008, 8:19 am
*shudders*
that… is truly too scary to contemplate.
Comment from b
Time: July 22, 2008, 9:22 pm
i think the the blue bottles are cute
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