Hello Hellish Kitty
On a very rare occasion, I come across something Hello Kitty that I actually like. On these days I have to stop, pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, then put on just enough of a smile that my wife can’t discern whether I’m smiling or critically analyzing the evil feline in question. When these acceptable Hello Kitties come along, they almost are always something that reveals the true Hello Kitty:
wife: “Are you smiling?!?”
me: “No, I’m critically analyzing it…” (beaming with pleasure inside)
wife: “Why would someone do something like that?”
me: “hmmmmm…” (trying to keep the laughs from bursting out)
wife: “Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth. She could never take a bite like that!”
me: “hmmmmm…” (wondering if Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth, why do I have to always listen to her sing her theme song…but letting it quickly pass to concentrate on the joy of the drawing more)
wife: “This is really disgusting and wrong!” (beginning to get angry)
me: “hmmmmm…” (enjoying the drawing even more as time passes)
wife: “Aren’t you offended by this?!”
me: “hmmmmmmm…” (thinking: “not in the least bit”)
wife: “Are you sure you aren’t smiling?!?”
me: “No, I’m critically analyzing it…”
It’s nice to see that there are others that can see the true Hello Kitty for what she really is. I actually think I felt a chill in Hello Kitty Hell…
Left by Alyssa in the comments – who I owe a beer if we ever meet for actually showing me something Hello Kitty that I could enjoy…
Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 162
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*nom nom nom*
^_^
nom nom nom…
There should be an addendum:
“Particularly with fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.”
Then…
Nom nom nom nom nom…
I vowed to stop commenting because my comments were the only reason your blog was getting more popular, but this can’t go unanswered. How dare you laugh when your wife is shocked at something like this. That is just pure meanness that anyone could do something like that. You should be ashamed of yourself for not sympathizing with her shocked feelings. What type of husband are you?.
And the person who made this drawing doesn’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart. It’s blasphemy to draw something like that because Hello Kitty would never hurt a living soul. Someone has a sick mind to imagine something like this.
Dear Darlene:
I would consider this drawing a joke, something to me laughed at and never would consider it a blasphemy!
Definition of blasphemy: blasphemous language (expressing disrespect for God or for something sacred).
I’m sure that Hello kitty is sacred to you or even next to Godliness but to the rest of the world Hello Kitty is not a deity of any kind. Please respect eveyone else and do not call it a blasphemy… call it something more suitable as an offense, insult, affront or ridiculous.
Thank you.
To everyone else: What does it mean nom?
darlene threatens again and again to never visit this site, but she just can’t resist… the fanatic’s heart is weeeeeeak XD
nom nom nom (Is like eating .. sound effects)
Hehe
Omg Kitty is more adorable when shes eating a arm <333
Awww I wish that was one of the designs for Hello kitty <333
Hello Kitty blasphemy.
I like it!
Better to rule in Hello Kitty hell, than serve in Sanrio heaven I say……
hahahahahahaha! you are so delusional darlene! while your comments my add the the funniness that is hello kitty hell, you are definately not the reason for the popularity.
hahahaha
crazy people are funny. ??????????????
“And the person who made this drawing doesn’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart. It’s blasphemy to draw something like that because Hello Kitty would never hurt a living soul. Someone has a sick mind to imagine something like this.”
I love it when she gets angry……..
I sense several commenters getting all turned on by darlene. Surprising!
Darlene:
You wrote:
>I vowed to stop commenting because my comments were the only reason your blog was getting more popular
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Sweetheart, the center of the universe is NOT you. Time to grow up.
One piece of art is missing there….it’s extremely well done as is, but I’d be tempted to add a bunch of cash in the hand of the arm, or better yet, a checkbook.
Yay! Darlene’s back!
How have you been doing? It’s been a while.
this is awesome! HAHAHAHA sooo would u ever have this tattooed on u? >:D
Honestly, Darlene. You need to seriously need to get a life. I, for one, like the picture and find nothing offense about it. But then, this is what I want to see happen to Hello Kitty.
Darlene dahhling,
i come to show my support to a poor man trapped in hell…..and get some laugh here…
your comments only makes it funnier…
i will continue visiting this site with, or without you.
darlene – the man’s being supportive by NOT openly admiring the artwork. Please try to tell the difference, ‘k?
That is adorable!! This definately shows hello kitty’s heart.
Indeed, yay to HKH for NOT cracking up and saying how this reveals what is truly in HK’s tum!
BUT doesn’t Mrs HKH read the blog sometimes?
Blasphemous?! Oh dear oh dear.
It’s finally happened; Darlene’s flipped. Someone call the men in white coats before she jumps us!
I’ve got a better idea–a Hello Kitty catapult. Give me time to photoshop one… XD
I was checking the web site while I’m traveling. I couldn’t stop chuckling when I saw this. This is a smash hit!
Eize, do you mean a Hello Kittypult!?
”wife: “Are you sure you aren’t smiling?!?”
me: “No, I’m critically analyzing it…” ”
loool. I love reading your blog :’D
*snigger*
i -love- the skull/bow…
delightful, lol!
Glad you enjoyed it
Kitteh!! – Unfortunately for Mr. HKH…yes.
I would humbly suggest to many to click on my name here; I make cat macros in my spare time. NOTE: Don’t open while significant other is behind you.
Good grief, I’ve done it now! Not perfect; wasn’t able to find a neat-enough catapult. Click on my name for the image of the Hello Kittypult. XD I’ll hold on to the original images in case a better idea for redesigning it comes up.
Darlene – if you find this blog soo upseting why do you read it? Seriously there’s got to be something else you can do than complain about what’s said here. There’s no need to get all defensive this is all in good fun.
Darlene – if you find this blog soo upseting why do you read it? Seriously there’s got to be something else you can do than complain about what’s said here. There’s no need to get all defensive this is all in good fun.
And to the rest of you if you dislike hk soo much why do you read a blog dedicated to her, you’re like backwords fanatics.
Eize, not bad, although I really had a device for firing HK trom, eather than one that was HKified. Try using more specialised terms in your next search, like Mangonel, Onager or Trebuchet, and see if that gives better results.
Kay, you’ve missed the point. This is a blog about what’s wrong with themed marketting.
If this was about.What’s wrong with theamed marketing wouldn’t it be about a more broad topic, something other than a cat? Notice the site is called “hello kitty hell” not “the wongness of theamed marketing.” that tells me that this is all about hk.
Sory I didn’t mean to post the same thing twice earlier, my comp. Said it didn’t go through the first time but ovoiously not.
“…firing HK from, rather than…” in my last!
That is understandable. Lol. I like hk but after a while it’s just too much pink. And my boyfriend likes the cat more than I do. Lol.
kay- if your boyfriend likes the cat more than you do, there’s a problem…
What would hk actually eat, well besides human flesh, meow mix?
“And the person who made this drawing doesn’t know what is in Hello Kitty’s heart. It’s blasphemy to draw something like that because Hello Kitty would never hurt a living soul”
Aren’t we forgetting that Hello Kitty is not a real person, but rather is INANIMATE and therefore cannot possess her own values, heart, desires, etc?
Plus, the ak47′s and the beautiful tank running around here are actually designed to hurt living souls
More to the point Jessbyte, HK is not a deity, nor is “HK worship” a recognised religion. Accordingly, it is actually legally impossible to commit blasphemy against HK. A breach of copyright suit might be possible though.
She is inanimate so she couldn’t have hurtful desires either, perhaps her creater sanrio does though. So there’s nothing wrong with hk it’s sanrio that’s, marketing everthing from guns to vibrators. I think if your going to be upset that these products are produced it should be directed at the company not the cat, she has no mind, and may in fact be innocent.
I like it…it’s so morbidly cute! LoL
“I vowed to stop commenting because my comments were the only reason your blog was getting more popular…”
*shakes head in disbelief*
GET OVER YOURSELF DARLENE!!!!!!
I love Hello Kitty. I also love zombies. This made my day.
What can I say? I’m sick like that.
Soylent Green, sponsored by Hello Kitty?
Dear Flying Potato
Your idea for the Soylent Green sponsorship by Hello Kitty is awesome. How do we fully realize this idea… Hmmm…
your a sick person.
Ok Leah, just who’s sick?
When answering, please bear in mind that having a warped sense of humour is not (at least necessarily) a sign of mental illness, and that several of us have already admitted having a warped (or in my case actually bent) SoH!!
Oh come on!
I love Hello Kitty but even I have a sense of humor, I actually laughed at the screen (which caused awkward stares from the parents in the living room) ..but how different is it to see an adorable drawing of halloween hello kitty in azombie costume, than to see normal kitty-chan with a cartoon arm in her own paws.
I think I wouldn’t have been able to not-laugh at it you showed amazing restraint. xD
Hello Kitty does have a mouth! It’s just hidden when she doesn’t speak! I have the VCDs to prove it! =o
HELLO KITTY DOESNT HAVE A RED NOSEEE
so this is an evil imposter
tell your wife that :]
much lovee
georgiaGORE
xxx