Hello Kitty Contacts
While everything Hello Kitty freaks me out, there are definitely some Hello Kitty items that freak me out more than others. It’s stuff like this that is definitely on the high end of freaking me out list – Hello Kitty contacts:
While it is fairly obvious that Sanrio has figured out a way to possess Hello Kitty fanatics, these contacts give that possession much too much reality. Seriously, this is something right out of a horror movie. Of course, my wife thinks they are “the cutest thing ever” and wants a pair.
I already have an image of me happily dreaming away about life free of the evil feline when my wife comes to wake me up, I sleepily open my eyes and I instantly have the &*&%$#@@ hell scared out of me — and this happened each and every morning for the rest of my life. And that is just the first moment of the day which would pretty much guarantee that Hello Kitty Hell moves to yet another unthinkable level…
Sent in by Ali who really should be punished in unthinkable ways for even considering for a split second that sending me this photo would be a good idea.
Update: The frightfulness continues:
Sent in by sarah
Posted: December 26th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 302
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Oh, jeez. Those are frightening.
OMG just when I think you can’t post something that would top the urinal target… there’s this.
Those are just wrong.
BTW HTHman, my husband is amused by how much I like your blog that he now thinks it’s funny to buy me Hello Kitty items, knowing I don’t want them because she’s evil and insidious and taking over the world. I got a Hello Kitty kite for Christmas :/
frightning indeed!
but a nice twist to the usual snake/puma/pink contacts those chicks use to wear!
I see that you can’t even enjoy the holiday spirit and be nice for even a few days. What is exactly wrong with these? They’re cute and trendy. I think any girl would love to have them.
It goes to show how selfish you continue to be in that you aren’t willing to even look into your wife’s eyes when they display the thing she loves. You have a lot of work to do to learn how to be a supporting husband. You’re lucky that your wife is as tolerant as she is.
I hope you can reflect and turn this blog into something that is worth reading in the coming year. Your posts are becoming so monotonous always saying bad things. You would get a lot more support if you just accepted that Hello Kitty is cute and enjoyable. Men never learn this and this is the reason you are miserable and have to complain all the time.
Those contacts definitely add that certain je ne sais qua, that certain something that just screams, “I’m a psychotic axe-murdering ribbon-bedecked Gothic Lolita.” Something like that.
Oh my goodness!
These are so freaking adorable.
I’d totally stick my finger in my eye for Hello Kitty.
I have to get a pair of these!!!
???
well… i have to say… that girl pull it off with the colorful hair and make up. (plus…she’s not ugly)
i didn’t even notice the hello kitty in her eyes.
but…. i bet it’d just look ridiculous on MOST of the people.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
Wow. If I see that in a girls eyes when I kiss her, I’m gonna need lot’s of viagra!
And a blindfold. Make that, two blindfolds. In case the first falls off!
i love these contacts & i want a pair!
where can i find them?
He will never tell you because he is evil
those lenses look like they would only work for people with light color eyes. on people with dark color eyes, the kitty face would not be visible……
Very strange, I think the contacts look hot on this chick, oh hell I just think the chick is hot, but I would never wear them. It’s kind of creepy in a hypnotic mysterious sort of way. This chick would definately be even hotter without the hk in her eyes tho.
Should I ever deside to go on some party, dressed up like a zombie or a daemon I’m going to wear these things.
I mean, really, that’s just… just… hell, my English is to bad for describing it (I’m from Germany and I hope these things will never made it over the ocean)!
They doesn’t even suit the… ‘unknown creature’ wearing them!
I’m disturbed by all you people that think this chicky is hot. She’s like, freaking 6. Thirteen at most. Didn’t you WONDER why she’s hiding behind pink bunny ears?
And the makeup/hair combo is way overdone. Especially for a six year old.
Ummm no. Eyes are the most unique, compelling feature of any person. Sticking logowear in the centre of them is a sick mockery of individuality. That’s why we’re all hearing that horror movie soundtrack in the background behind that chick- she’s been stripped of her humanity.
This is scary! A human posessed by HK would have eyes like these…
I agree with teratomarty… the eyes are so special why cover them up with HK?
Merry Christmas and haapy new year
Now that’s freaky!
Even if I were a HK fan, I’d be scared.
You’re right, it looks like something from a horror movie… Imagine a remake of “The Exorcist”, except the girl’s possesed by HK… I guess it’s ok if the girl only wears this for Halloween. If she wears it on a daily basis… Wow.
Wow, now that’s weird.
I believe that if my wife woke me up wearing those contacts, the jury would declare that her subsequent death was a justifiabe homicide!!
Darlene, you’re wrong. Not every girl would want to wear this. Let’s think…how about ME for example?
That really is uber creepy. D:
Darlene…… you are by far the worst HK fanatic there is!!!
Stop reading this blog.
I will admit to liking Hello Kitty a bit, but Since I’ve found this site, I am amazed by how creeped out I can be by Sanrio.
And I have to agree with many others…darlene, WTF? If you don’t like the blog, STOP READING IT!! Easy as pie.
As for Mr.HKH being selfish-he’s not the one who’s bought his spouse an exercise mat that he didn’t want, then told him he can’t actually excercise on it. He hasn’t taken the car and added crap onto it that his wife didn’t want. And he certainly isn’t the one that has added so much crap it has made a small bathroom even smaller. If anything, he has shown a remarkable amount of love for not divorcing his wife and moving to a nice Hello Kitty free bachlor compound.
What’s next? HK brain tatoos…
On the plus side, with the placement of the pupils it looks as though each HK has been shot in the forehead.
does anyone else think this was done with layers in photoshop? looks TOTALLY photoshopped with a decreased opacity to let enough of the eyes show through to make it look like contacts.
i could be wrong, but someone find the actual contacts for me to prove it wrong pls.
dear bloggy writer…there may be hope yet
hahaha i like that! “it looks as though each HK has been shot in the forehead.”
But those things really ARE freaky. I don’t like color contacts so I obviously HATE HK contacts. They are just… uuurrrg!!!
This picture, is DEFINATLY photoshopped. I doubt they really make these, it would be too complicated.
And who else besides really really obsessed people with a LOT of money would buy these?
Now that is so cute. If they really existed. I would buy them <3
Speth – how can u tell that there bunny ears? They look more like pink devil horns. She may be 13 at the most but that dosen’t make her any less cutie.
Pink devils horns they are methinks.
Age not that apparent, nor initially the HKs – the mega shot in the head look is kinda in keeping.
These are so fake. You guys are idiots. Its drawn on in paint or something
I’d say these were photoshopped if I hadn’t already seen similar contacts with smiley faces instead of Hello Kitty being sold. These may not be real (hopefully!) but there’s the unfortunate technology available to make this a reality. Let’s hope Sanrio doesn’t get any ideas!
I agree that they are probably not real, but as a fan of theatrical contacts, I have to say that these are not a good idea. You see, any time you have non-symmetrical contacts, they’re going to spin around. The creepiest thing I’ve ever seen is somebody with smiley face contacts that were upside down, I kid you not. Good in theory, bad in practice. I recommend HK fans stick to solid pink contacts, which DO exist. (Note: don’t get the cat eye ones, they have the same problem as all non-symmetrical costume contacts.)
if a six year old can do that make up herself…
i’m going to start taking lessons from her.
she’s at least 15..
that is really sad. lol.
i reckon theyd be embarrassing to wear
it looks like hello kitty has invaded & taken over the girl via evil spirit.. lol.
and it wouldnt be paint or editing. theyre making all sorts of weird contacts these days. they have hk condoms, why not contacts?
way over the line.
waaaaaaay over.
I can tell nationalities of Asians because I grew up in Japan, Hong Kong and the Phillipines.
But there is no way to guess ages.
An Asian girl in her 20′s looks like a teen, in her 30′s she looks college age- hell up to 50 they look in their 30′s!
I amaze Asian girls I meet by telling them what their nationality is, but no way would I ever try to guess their age.
it looks photoshopped. there are tons of hello kitty brushes for it and someone could’ve easily put them in the eyes. i’m not going to believe the contacts actually exist unless if i see proof.
I’m pretty sure that’s photoshopped..the kitty isn’t even centered on the contact. And the irises look like they were added in later.
Woah, Darlene…
Kitty is the epiphany of cute and Pucca’s rival and all…but….This it too much even for the most hard-core Sanrio fans…like moi.
She kind of reminds me of the chick from the band Alice In Video Land. Only slightly tho.
It’s looks beautiful and i do not have words to express it.
where can i get some of those?
If there weren’t more important things to worry about like, who our next presidents gonna be, assasinations and world hunger. Hello kitty contacts…not as scary as Cancer or AIDS.
I reckon I want me a pair.
thats hot…
Hello Kitty fleshbots with Sanrio DNA and mental programming to satisfy your darkest kitty fetishes.
Humans interbreeding with Hello Kitty zombies…
Forced injections of the HK virus, causing your blood to run pink.
Hello Kitty aircraft carriers… Tanks…
Mysterious pink fluids being added to your municipal water supply…
Hello Kitty satellites. Look up at the stars and see the cat logo cheerfully staring back at you.
purrr…. very very ‘catty’…
this has shown up on BoingBoing, in the comments somebody says that weighted contacts are available to correct astigmatism (the lens has to be correctly oriented relative to the eye) – it’s not a huge leap to incorporate weights into cosmetic contacts as well.
It’s still no less creepy, though.