Hello Kitty Jesus Tattoo
It just never stops. When I listed the first set of Hello Kitty Tattoos, I naively thought that the topic wouldn’t come up again. It didn’t take long for the Hello Kitty Star Wars Storm Trooper tattoo to appear, then the Hello Kitty Batman tattoo which I, again, thought would put things to an end. But then there was the Hello Kitty zombie tattoo and then Hello Kitty zombie II tattoo. I felt those were never gong to be able to be topped until I saw the Hello Kitty scarification which pretty much clinched the title in my opinion, but alas, things always get worse in Hello Kitty Hell…
I know you read the title of this post and were shaking your head in disbelief even before you looked at what I have written. You thought that I was exaggerating to draw you into the blog because there is no way in Hell (Hello Kitty or otherwise) that anyone would ever get a Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo. Hello Kitty fanatics are wacko, but there is a line even they will not cross, right? See, I have had that delusion too, but it always proves to be wrong because fanatics of the evil feline don’t know what a line looks like that shouldn’t be crossed. Thus, the Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo:
No problem, I’m more than happy to wait a few minutes while you clean up the mess on your computer screen and keyboard before writing more. Take your time and make sure that all food and drink have been expelled from your stomach before attempting to look again. No, it’s not a problem that you need to run to the bathroom again because while cleaning up you noticed that it really does say “Hello Kitty is my Jesus” – I’ve already been there and understand that the food just won’t stay down…
Each year I look at what Hello Kitty Hell the previous year provided and have a small glimmer of hope that things can’t get any worse. I pat myself on the back for surviving another year without gouging my eyes out with Hello Kitty forks (or spoons or chopsticks or basically any utensil since they have all been Hello Kittified) due to all the Hello Kitty that surrounds me and imagine that the worst is surely over. Then within the first two weeks of the New Year, something like this ends up in my mailbox to remind me that Hello Kitty Hell can always get worse and 2008 is going to bring unbearable amounts of Hello Kitty pain…
Sent in by tattoo artist Brian from Youngstown, Ohio who deserves the worst of the worst that Hello Kitty can offer for not only thinking for a second that it was a good idea to send this photo to me, but for also giving notice of what 2008 is going to be like in Hello Kitty Hell…
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Posted: January 9th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 195
I live in Ohio, and as much as I adore Hello Kitty, I don’t want her tattooed on me in any form or fashion. I would, however, have her lovely face painted on my big toe so she could peep out from my sandals during the summer.
…wow… and she still keeps her bow on… respect… *converts to hinduism as its probably one of the last religion untainted by HKH*
@ observer:
Meh. They revere the cow and have a diety that resembles an elephant with part of the chest a male pec and the other part being a female breast; it’ll be a matter of time before they bring a white cat into the mix. (They consider the white rat sacred. …just change one letter, and…
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LOL
ok, i like hello kitty alot! but umm this tatto is just UBER extreme, like wow… their aren’t any words to describe how ridiculous this person is. This is just like ewww
what a cute hello kitty foot….oh wait
this is one of THE most amusing things i have ever seen in my life.
i love hello kitty but i cant help but love this website because its so fucking funny.
i do feel for you, you poor, poor man.
I can’t believe u would disgrace the God who made you name like that !!! If it weren’t for him … You wouldn’t be making this website !!! You suck and will one day burn in Hell
signed , a Christian
wow kinda patheitc!!!!!!!!!
This tattoo is very disturbing. It’s not just the carefree mixing of religion with Kittymania, but the idea that someone would go to the lengths of having that permanently etched on themselves.
dude..
I laughed for about 5 minutes before i could stop. Then when i had a glance at it again, it made me laugh for another 2-3 minutes.
Seriously. HELLO KITTY IS MY JESUS? Dang.. Hello Kitty fanatics really don’t know when they’ve just completely crossed the line..
I like Hello Kitty, but even I know that invisible barely-there-but-there line. =P
I’m catholic and this does not offend me, judge not least ye be judged and all that jazz.
we all have our own tastes, i personally don`t like it but i don`t like tatoos very much
i think it would offend some people but they are not the ones having it done
Awesome tat. I dig seeing it but probably would never get it on my body. How can anybody say more than that? Either you like the tat or you don’t.
There are too many religions in the world for ANY PARTICULAR RELIGION to be true and correct. Christians say everyone who isn’t Christian is damned. Islamics say everyone who isn’t Islamic is damned. Follow the same equation of “X say that everyone who isn’t X is damned” for every single religion known.
Most religions have a good set of values to abide by, however you don’t need a religion to have common sense on being a good person. Religion = waste of time, money, natural resources and minds. Science explains why we’re here, and instead of any sort of god or gods, I thank evolution. PRAISE BE EVOLUTION!
Ahh, I am a big kitty fan, but without going in to that, as much as I love Kitty……Jesus is Jesus and Kitty should stay as Kitty. I have a kitty Tattoo and have had it for almost 10 years now, but she is kitty and just that!
Each to thier own though,
You know Hello Kitty died in the litter box for our sins.
Too Funny! Haha…I love what JenGa wrote.
SUZANNE U SINNER!!!!!!!!! UR SUPPOSED TO WORSHIP JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR GONNA GO TO HELL WITH THE OWNER OF THAT STUPID TATTOO!!!!!!! I HATE HELLO KITTY!!!!!! UR JUST SUPPOSED TO LIKE HER!! NOT WORSHIP HER!!
I am offended.
i love hello kitty,but this is blasphemy…. :’(
Who cares? Jesus may have been a man, but a god? Thats horsehockey. Like Santa or Ghosts. I contend we (you, dear reader) and I are both Atheists. When you understand why I dismiss your god, as you dismiss all other gods- Zeus, Pele, Thor, and many many other gods that YOU dismiss, I just believe in one fewer god than you. Therefor, you dont believe in all those other gods, such as
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deities
Religion is such a sad crutch for hopeless people.
I’m sorry that it has to come into a silly topic such as this and cause people to have fits. Online.
i have one thing to say;
unique .
i doubt theres anyone else in the world with that on there arm.
I’m a fan of Hello Kitty, but this is just… too…
sick
disgusting
disturbing
What a weirdo.
At least they believe in an object that can be seen.
Unlike “Jesus”.
I find it quite humorous myself.
Religion is a crutch to keep children and other people out of trouble.
People use “god” as an excuse to make things ok.
I love this tattoo I think it’s amazing.
I can’t decide what’s funnier… the tattoo or the people getting so upset and turning this into a religious debate.
Oh my god… WAIT?! Is it just me, or does HK has a beard?! O.o
Is she a hermaphrodite now!? O.o or a transvestite?
Well look on the bright side… Hello Kitty is suffering XD
Call me different, but I’ve just never understood the HK obsession. I especially don’t understand why someone would want to permanently adorn their flesh with a freaking commercial character. The original creation was bad enough, but WTF are people thinking to turn it into something like *that*?!?
Don’t get me wrong. I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of “to each, their own”, and am the proud owner of a tattoo myself. But if I should ever even consider inking something like that on my clothing (much less my flesh!), I pray the gods will strike me dead on the spot…..
If this kind of blasphemy involved Islamic iconography, someone would likely lose their life for it. But because it mocks and defames Christ, the bearer of this tattoo likely glibly equates it to the right of free speech. The irony is that the life of Christ continues to be about love and forgiveness and those of us who revere Him have the opportunity to express concern and love toward the misguided person who has ‘artfully’ expressed their state of utter spiritual desolation. God save them.
If there is a single person on this planet that would actually get something like this and tattoo it on their body, I think they would need to be sent to a mental institution.
This tattoo is insanely wrong on sooo many levels jesus doesnt love the person who has this tattoo
Err… well, actually….. Jesus does. Even if this person is a sick bastard, Jesus loves him/her. That’s why He willingly bore those thorns tearing his flesh. Let’s just hope this person gets a bump in the head that’ll wake him/her up to the truth so he/she’ll start showing some due respect.
YIKES!!!!!!! That is scary!!!!!!!
Now thats too far..
IT REMINDS ME OF A TUNA SANDWICH!!!
MMMMMM…..TUNA SANDWICHES R GOOD!!=)
it’s sacrilicious!!!
To all who were offended: Perhaps, now you know how the world’s Muslims felt when those infamous cartoons were published.
If HK is that persons Jesus they have some serious problems. And they’re definitely going to hell.
that tattoo was hella ugly. Why would someone do that to hello kitty? All You goth a** people are insane!!
just SICK..
puaghh!:P
When judgment day comes gods gonna tell them to go to hello kitty heaven oh wait there isn’t a hello kitty heaven
oh this is so wrong…. good grief.
what idiot would do that?? and why???? stupid.
so SO wrong.
hey!
your insulting us.
doNt use the name of ore Lord in vain!
*Deeply offended* Man…Just..no…no…That person is gonna burn in the foulest pits hell. Nothin beautiful bout that.
All you christians stfu. No one, including the wearer of the tattoo care if you find it offensive. Jesus, if he was actually still alive would probably be laughing his ass off.
OMG! i love HK! but not to that extent, he ruin hello kitty.
shame to whoever have this tattoo . you should be sorry to jesus, damn, very disturbing!
Oh my God!
I Love Hello kitty but my golly who would go that extreme??
jesus still loves you
and me
Personally, I don’t see the problem in this. You see, in this world (believe it or not) not everyone is religious or unbelievably religious to the extent of following every “rule and regulation” of every religion. You can flame and hate this person all you want. You can even flame and hate me for pointing out the truth, but take a look in the mirror and look really closely and HONESTLY say you have never “broken a rule of religion”. For those of you that think this is WRONG, you are hypocrites and liars to yourself. I will openly admit that I’m not perfect, but I also don’t follow a fictitious being that was made up so mankind could look up to someone. I’m not a follower, look at government. Sine the start we have have Kings, Pharos, Czars, Monarchs, Tyrants, Presidents, and any other form of “Higher Power” you can think of. Mankind has always looked for something greater than itself to follow. So stop ranting and raving about people that have FREE WILL and get out of your house and go do something that you WANT to do of your own FREE WILL.
~maddy