Hello Kitty XM8 Rifle
Hello Kitty has obviously decided that there is money to be made as a military arms supplier with all the Hello Kitty firepower (Hello Kitty hand guns – Hello Kitty AR 15 – Hello Kitty assault rifle – Hello Kitty AK-47) that she has been assembling lately. The latest edition to this firepower onslaught is the Hello Kitty XM8 Rifle:
The evil feline not only wants to create everything in her image, she’s also intent on arming the entire world in her style (hey, where there is a buck to be made….) which pretty much where anyone living in Hello Kitty Hell thought she would be headed. It won’t be long before you see those “The Few, The Proud, The Marines” commercials with a “sponsored by Hello Kitty” in the corner.
With this latest entry, I even had to create a new category of Hello Kitty Guns – how damn scary is that? And just another indication of how Hello Kitty Hell continues to expand…
Sent in by Brittany who should suffer some intolerable torture for even considering for a split second that sending me this photo would be a good idea…
Posted: January 22nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 42
Comments
Comment from Anon
Time: January 22, 2008, 10:00 pm
i got to noe of dis web u created from the papers.. hmm.. interestig..
Comment from darlene
Time: January 22, 2008, 10:11 pm
Just because people love Hello Kitty doesn’t mean that she is after world domination. These are not official Hello Kitty products so you should be ashamed for saying that Hello Kitty wants to be an arms supplier. That is a flat out lie and you do it so much that nobody can trust anything you say!!!
People decorating there guns with Hello Kitty shows that Hello Kitty is loved by all types of people and isn’t limited to a small section. It shows her love is universal and you’re just jealous because you can never be that popular.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: January 22, 2008, 11:00 pm
Aren’t those just stickers? That’s not really Sanrio’s fault…
Comment from kty
Time: January 22, 2008, 11:18 pm
Yeah, this is stupid. All the photos I sent are for real Sanrio products and you choose to use fake ones. What’s up with that? Maybe if you paid more attention to those trying to help you out instead of choosing lame stuff like this that everyone can tell is fake, your readers would know that you appreciate them. As it stands now, you ignore the very people that spend time looking for real Hello kitty stuff.
Comment from oj
Time: January 22, 2008, 11:36 pm
kty: What kind of hello kitty fan are you? Let the kitty fill you with happiness and light, and stop being so bitter. Noone is forcing you to submit photos, noone is forcing you to read this site. Maybe you should spend some time with the shoulder massager to calm those frazzled nerves.
Comment from kty
Time: January 22, 2008, 11:56 pm
I’m not bitter! It’s the HKH guy that is bitter. He uses lame fake photos on his blog and ignores real ones that are much better and he won’t explain why. All I want him to do is post one of mine so I can tell my friends that he posted one of mine like he has posted one of theirs. Is that too much to ask?
Comment from bear_1
Time: January 23, 2008, 12:30 am
Do Darlene and Kty ever actually listen to themselves when they spit out this crap? Do they realize how delusional and ridiculous they sound? Do they realize that they’re spending all their time criticising a blog when it would be far easier to just NOT go to said blog? Maybe these two should be the inspiration for the next major HK product- the HK straightjacket.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 23, 2008, 2:29 am
Isn’t this at least based on a prop from an SF show or film? I’m almost certain I’ve seen it before, but it’s not a real assault rifle!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 23, 2008, 2:33 am
Darlene, kty, what you’re saying is getting old.
Kty, in your case it’s getting real old real quick.
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 23, 2008, 2:54 am
I think Darlene and Kty must be one and the same don’t you?
Comment from the little kitty
Time: January 23, 2008, 4:33 am
@ kty – get over yourself! What can’t you understand about someone who gets more than enough of this in his house let alone sent to him via email to have to post every single item and reply to every single person that sends one? You really have a problem if your self esteem depends on whether someone posts your photos or not O_o
Comment from Flying Potato
Time: January 23, 2008, 11:44 am
If kty ever meets Darlene, they could make a Hello Kitty Freak Megazord…
Comment from L
Time: January 23, 2008, 1:52 pm
kty – I have an idea. If you are so concerned about people seeing the pictures that you send why don’t you just host, and pay for, your own website? Then you can post all the pictures your crazy little heart desires!
Comment from kty
Time: January 23, 2008, 5:51 pm
That’s not the point. I want my photos here because everyone will see them here. And I wouldn’t say anything except that mine are better than the ones he uses. I just don’t understand why he can’t take a second and respond to me after I have done so much to try and help him.
Comment from redeux
Time: January 23, 2008, 7:48 pm
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude , thats a freaking airsoft toy with a bad paintjob… sheesh…
Comment from siimuk
Time: January 23, 2008, 10:15 pm
Kty wants HKH guy to post one of her pics so she can tell all her friends!
Kty, you must be very young or have serious self esteem problems.
Comment from Ashley
Time: January 24, 2008, 8:37 am
wow, i wonder when they will start making hello kitty shaped granades! that would suck.. the last thing you see is hk getting chucked at you…bwahahahaha!
Comment from hope
Time: January 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
that is a real rifle, and i know the guy that owns it. he thought it would be a hoot at the gun shows and machine gun shoots.
i told him when he dies he has to leave it to me.
Comment from Yami
Time: January 24, 2008, 10:27 pm
That rifle is…amazing. xD; I wonder if I get into police academy if I can get a 9 millimeter with hello kitty engraved in it…..
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 25, 2008, 12:35 am
How about a Hello Kitty military uniform, in pink? To go with the gun 
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 25, 2008, 3:08 am
Kelly, it wasn’t HKified, and I’m not sure there are any piccies, but pink and purple “dazzle camoflage” battledress (in ladies’ sizes) has been done in the UK!
I’m not sure if this makes matters worse or not, but on the right girl this “camo” looked hot!
Comment from Wolf_Plushtoy
Time: January 27, 2008, 9:37 am
Did someone say Hello Kitty camouflage uniform? Check out this picture:
http://i25.tinypic.com/286xvgp.jpg
And yes, that is the same XM8 rifle mentioned in this post.
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 27, 2008, 4:25 pm
Thanks Kitteh! It’s funny to think before we even think of it, it has been done!
Comment from Mhkitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 8:44 am
OMG… just when you think it’s safe to go to HKH you have crazies like the two who shall remain nameless who just don’t get the whole point of this website!!!!!
Bear_1: I’m so with you on that last comment!
Ladies, please, go annoy others who aren’t tired of your crap…this is all in good fun, and I’m sure if YOU were in Mr. HKH’s place you’d do the same thing!
I have to say this is a great way relieve stress at work, and LMAO too 
I LOVE the gun and the camo! I for one will be buying a Paintball gun and be covering it in pink paint and HK stickers and will buy pink paint balls so everyone I shoot at can be a hello kitty kill How embarrassing will that be????
This place rules
Ashley and Hope- if we ever go to war I pick you two to be in my platoon…
Comment from asdf
Time: January 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This is an airsoft gun.
Comment from Ki Ki
Time: February 4, 2008, 10:50 am
u could kill someone n c hello kitty’s face
on the gun n b happy [[lol]] well i can’t kill
ne one bc i love everyone but dudeeeeeee!
Comment from kittybella
Time: February 6, 2008, 3:38 pm
does that come with hello kitty bullets that leave Hello Kitty-Head shaped wounds? i cant think of a better way to tag someone as my bizich than to have a Hello Kitty shaped scar on their ass. And how about Hello Kitty brass knuckles- blaugh daugh- Miss Kitty stamped on your face.
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Time: February 14, 2008, 9:16 pm
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Comment from Anon
Time: March 30, 2008, 3:49 pm
Yes Darlene! Think of the love the owner of that rifle wants to share with the world!
Imagine if he shot you in the face, THINK OF THE LOVE THAT WILL BE SHARED?????
I know! I’ll spread the love by getting one and killing half the people down my street! Spread the HK love!
Comment from Danielle French
Time: April 17, 2008, 4:29 pm
i can rellay use that on this gurl that i really do hate.lol……………
Comment from Cody
Time: May 15, 2008, 6:31 am
Darlene, you do know Guns kill people, thus making a person killing someone with a HK gun references HK death/murder.
Comment from Someone
Time: June 26, 2008, 10:12 pm
This is just a joke, idiot!
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Time: July 2, 2008, 1:52 pm
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Comment from BEAR
Time: July 22, 2008, 4:10 pm
… i want one…
Comment from why
Time: July 29, 2008, 5:11 pm
This reminded me of something I saw on an airsoft forum a couple of years ago…
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/05/26/blood-thirsty-warrior/
Comment from ryden
Time: August 7, 2008, 11:11 pm
hedo kiddy gun….no shoot peas.
Comment from damian
Time: August 13, 2008, 6:01 am
get a life darlene
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Time: December 26, 2008, 5:56 pm
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Comment from quay
Time: February 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
I love hellokitty,But thats not cute to be showing
Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 4:31 am
I think Darlene has a crush on you, Mr.HKH.
Good God, a Hello Kitty Rifle,shotgun, whatever else. Come on combat knife with frilly, matching sheath! Show me what you got!! D8<
Don’t stop there, bring on the matching tactics gear as well! Pinks,whites and ribbons everywhere for everyone!
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Comment from Blazend
Time: September 23, 2009, 9:49 am
The funny thing about this is that the XM8 rifle was developed by Hechler & Koch, so it’s automatically an HK. I think it’s a conspiracy, oooooooohhh.
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