Hello Kitty Ferris Wheel
I always know when I receive photos like these that it’s going to be another Hello Kitty Hellish day. It’s not like my wife doesn’t already have a hundred Hello Kitty reasons to want to visit Taiwan. Between the Hello Kitty plane and airport, the Hello Kitty hotel, the Hello Kitty pastry shop and Hello Kitty hospital, there are already far too many reasons to go there for my taste, but then Hello Kitty can never stop at anything. Thus, another attraction to add to my wife’s list is the Hello Kitty Ferris wheel:
My wife somehow thinks that a ride in a Hello Kitty Ferris wheel would be romantic (but then for some reason, all Hello Kitty fanatics think anything Hello Kitty is romantic) The fact is, there is nothing that would be less romantic than having to ride in around and around inside the bowels of the evil while people all around scream in high pitched voices about how “cute” the entirely disgusting scene is. Unfortunately, this has been added to her Hello kitty travel list, so I will undoubtedly get to experience the torture first hand someday in the future which only increases the torment here in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Sherry who should have to live the rest of her life trapped in one of those Ferris wheel compartments for even thinking for a second that sending these photos to me would be a good idea….
Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Toys, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 24
Comments
Comment from Ashley
Time: February 1, 2008, 10:30 am
More like a hello kitty death trap
Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: February 1, 2008, 10:55 am
OMG! I need to ride that! 
Comment from Georg
Time: February 1, 2008, 12:23 pm
I will pray you dont get stuck.
Comment from dlyn
Time: February 1, 2008, 12:45 pm
Without question, one of the funniest blogs I have ever run across. The attraction to HK completely escapes me, so your blog is fitting right in with my political views. And the letters from people who hate you for not saying where the stuff comes from made coffee come out my nose. thanks.
Comment from Zararocs
Time: February 1, 2008, 2:37 pm
Georg, that’s exactly why I refuse to ever climb abroad ferris wheels. Not that I’m afraid of heights, but there are a hundred different, much cooler, rides at theme parks other than ferris wheels. If anything, this defines HK’s very girlish and lame ideas of having fun. She’s not one for thrills and chills.
Comment from bear_1
Time: February 1, 2008, 2:39 pm
All I can say is you poor, poor man. I would not want to come within a hundred miles of that thing!
And before you even say anything Darlene, just shut it. We don’t want to hear it.
Comment from Julia
Time: February 1, 2008, 3:37 pm
I want to see a Hello Kitty roller-coaster, with lots of loops and twists to make you vomit. It’d be perfect!
Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 1, 2008, 6:16 pm
I second the darlene comment, bear_1!
I love ferris wheels, when they don’t involve locking myself in a suspended cage… but definitely a good thought for a suicide site…
At least this one has all the Sanrio characters, and no just HK….Mr. KHK, I pray that if you ever get dragged there it turns out there’s a HUGE line for the HK cars and you have to use the BatzMaru car…at least he has balls (I think).
Keep up the good fight man!
Comment from liz
Time: February 1, 2008, 9:56 pm
oh no, hello kitty’s taking over in taiwan!!!
Comment from Kelly
Time: February 2, 2008, 5:36 am
I want to go in the Cinnamoroll one! It looks cute
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: February 2, 2008, 9:02 am
Dude this could actually save you. If they have a ferris wheel, a roller coaster is next. GET SICK ON THE FERRIS WHEEL. Say the color nauseated you.
When the roller coaster or any other HK ride shows up, she’ll never ask you to ride again.
You’re welcome!
Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 2, 2008, 5:37 pm
Yo DJ, that’s a great idea!
Mr. HKH- just make sure you don’t get any puke on your wife….you may end up in the HK sleeping bag anyway 
Comment from darlene
Time: February 3, 2008, 2:45 pm
This is one more example that shows that you have no respect for women. If your wife thinks this would be romantic, you should be willing to go on the ride for her. It is so obvious that you are one of those “me, me, me” men that never think about your wife and her feelings. I’m amazed that she continues to put up with you and your male chauvinism.
Learn from hello Kitty to be more romantic and maybe your life won’t be so miserable. And maybe we can see that you can show the respect that all women deserve.
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: February 3, 2008, 3:07 pm
I think we are all humbled by Darlene’s comments.
A moment of silence please.
You know, I need to study Hello Kitty philosophy a little closer. I should work on LEARNING and not BURNING.
Is she gone?
Whew!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 4, 2008, 2:42 am
I’m going to say that this might (note might) not be too bad. If I’m in the Ferris wheel car, I can’t see the outside of it, right!, so the critical factor is what the inside of the cars are like, not what’s painted on the outside!
Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 4, 2008, 5:05 pm
He he he he he….devious little laugh….DJ you are TOO funny!
Comment from Suzanne
Time: February 5, 2008, 5:34 am
Aw, this makes me nostalgic for my childhood.
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: February 5, 2008, 8:36 am
Sue your parents for abuse Suzanne!
Comment from Wendyscat
Time: February 5, 2008, 5:22 pm
Sorry, but that IS fantstic! and hey! if you’re on it, you can’t see the carriages, right?
Comment from j*
Time: February 15, 2008, 8:30 am
wendyscat i see your point i would sit and stare at it ad i am so going there in the summer !!!!! 
Comment from Shigella
Time: February 18, 2008, 4:36 am
Hello Kitty pestis is walking all around the world; I’m from Poland and I saw on the parking ‘Hello Kitty Smart’ car.
Unfortunately I didn’t had a camera to make a picture of this ocean of cutiness.
And last month ‘Hello Kitty toys’ were added to the (un)Happy Meal at the McDonalds.
Comment from charrlie
Time: April 15, 2008, 8:36 pm
I wish I could go on every Hello Kitty ride there is. That looks like so much fun. Plus Hello Kitty can always bring a smile to your face!!!!!
Comment from Danielle French
Time: April 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
man i would love to ride that.
Comment from lynn
Time: May 9, 2008, 10:34 pm
lol im terrified of ferris wheels and as soon as i clicked this page i called me sleeping boyfriend as soon as he answered “PIERRE WERE GOING TO TIWAN TO GO ON THE HELLO KITTY FERRIS WHEEN AND WE CAN GO ON THE HELLO KITTY AIR PLANE!”
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS SITE!
lol my boyfriend hates you
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