Hello Kitty Easter Egg Massacre


It’s not often that I’m torn when it comes to anything Hello Kitty. The fact that Hello Kitty Easter eggs exist pretty much proves that Hello Kitty Hell has already invaded every possible holiday rendering them all times of torture. So it would be nothing out of the ordinary for me to react to Hello Kitty Easter eggs with the typical disgust I do with most things by the evil feline. But there is something that made me smile as it tickled my sense of justice when Hello Kitty Easter eggs were forced to witness the massacre of other Hello Kitty Easter eggs:

A photo set in which we created Hello Kitty Easter eggs, then ate them and made the remaining eggs stare at the resulting colorful carnage. I thought you might find it amusing, at the very least.

Hello Kitty Easter egg massacre

Hello Kitty Easter eggs

Hello Kitty Easter eggs

Hello Kitty Easter eggs

Hello Kitty Easter egg massacre

I only wish that I could have been there to see it…

Sent in by Blaze (to see more photos of the Hello Kitty Easter egg massacre) who deserves unthinkable punishment for creating the Hello Kitty Easter eggs in the first place, but does get a pardon from the punishment for instigating the massacre…

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22 Responses to Hello Kitty Easter Egg Massacre

  1. deidre says:

    i think that is just plain awful

  2. andophiroxia says:

    I want the princess one so that I can reenact the Reign of Terror from late 18th century France.

    Now, all I need is a mini-guillotine. >:D

  3. Blaze says:

    Score! I’ve finally arrived…

  4. RenaissanceGrrl says:

    hahahaha, I’d do the same thing. Puts our tye-dyed eggs to shame.

  5. Courtney says:

    lol eww. eggs.

    that would be fun tho, ;D

  6. Mari says:

    That’s sick. LoL

  7. Kisa says:

    Hmm, they should have got some of the hello kitty plastic easter eggs and ran them over with their car. Now that would have been nice to see!

  8. Katsuko says:

    i have to say that i think those hk eggs are really cute ;x

  9. mhkitty says:

    @andophiroxia: ha, a nefarious plan, I’m on board with that!

    @Kisa: I shudder to think how you act toward people you dislike, mwaaah ha ha ha!
    ;)
    I have the set with the stickers but not the set with the plastic ‘masks’, those are cute!

  10. Deborah says:

    My mother is a kind woman.
    My mother does not condone animal violence.
    My mother dislikes sick jokes.
    My mother quickly turned away when I showed her the pictures before the massacre.
    MY MOTHER WAS TOO BUSY LAUGHING TO KEEP LOOKING AT THE SCREEN! Bravo!!

  11. Eize says:

    Blaze – Salted eggs or just your plain hardboiled eggs? Looks mighty tasty (1 1/2 hours to lunch, oh dear…).

  12. Blaze says:

    @Eize: Just regular hardboiled eggs. Perfect for nomming.
    @Deborah: Totally awesome that your mom dug them. My dad thinks they’re hilarious and wants copies.

  13. Asara says:

    They are still smiling even dead. D:< They should have torn up the faces too.

  14. bear_1 says:

    Awesome!!! Now we need more massacres of HK.

  15. dietJESUS says:

    hilarious, simply hilarious
    I like Hello Kitty just fine, but I love this blog

    very funny, I’d do the same thing, but I think fire and a knife would be included in the massacre

  16. Puppy says:

    haha awesomeness XD

  17. Kisa says:

    @mhkitty : Mwahah ^_^ I’m actually really nice.. but obsessions towards things… eehh.. just sort of rub me wrong in far too many ways. ^_^;

  18. Vikki says:

    i got HELLO KITTY Eater Eggs too..mine were like a kinder surprise with a mini hello kitty inside!!!

  19. Hello Kitty says:

    How Could Someone Do That To Me! :(

  20. angy :) says:

    wow i think im gonna cry :( this isnt even funny

  21. georgia says:

    i love hwello kitty how dare you

  22. lolokitty says:

    lmao who thinks of doing things like that

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