Hello Kitty Snow Cap
HKH Editor note: All I can say is be very careful what you wish for when it comes to Hello Kitty Hell because things will always turn out much worse than you could ever imagine…enjoy the next two weeks
By darlene
Hello Kitty is a fashion icon that everyone loves and cherishes. True men embrace her because they have no fear of their masculinity. It’s is only men that have issues with their manhood that don’t like Hello Kitty and feel it necessary to say bad things about her. That is why Hello Kitty has started a men’s line of clothing which will be a huge success. This man is a true man and shows his fashion sense with a Hello Kitty snow cap:
Look at how cute this is and how happy it will make every person that sees it. The world would be a better place if all men would be willing to wear Hello Kitty snow hats. Men that have to complain about Hello Kitty and refuse to see how cute and adorable she is are sad examples of what is wrong with this world. They can never give the support that women need and will prove that they are selfish and only care about themselves.
If you want to find a good man in this world, give them Hello Kitty to wear. If they do so happily and want you to buy more for them, you have found a true man and one that every woman will be envious of. If they show any hesitation or embarrassment, you know that they have huge issues and can’t be the type of man that every woman needs, so break it off right away.
Everyone knows that real Hello Kitty Hell is not having Hello Kitty in your life.
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Posted: April 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 77
HKH needs to write more entries as darlene to doubly entertain us with his writing and darlene’s deranged counterpoint.
@Kitteh!!: I have never watched Firefly in my life so I have no clue as to what you are saying… did I rip something?
A little help here????
@Mr. HKH: You are seriously evil….that was MEAN, but that’s why I’ll keep coming back!
Darlene’s comment? PRICELESS!!!! I would give anything to have seen the look on her face when she read what we all thought was her comment. I also was getting a little worried for the possibility of having to read blogs like that for 2 weeks. I think I would have to give up loving HK for that time, but I guess not, she lives on! I live for this blog, don’t ruin it with crap like that.
The guy in the hat? GAY?(that’s ok, but please come out of the closet) If my man wore that hat or any other HK gear, I would have to wonder if he was on the DL. Not cute, but I would wear it with much pride.
DARLENE 4 PREZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s kind of hard to explain, but one of the characters, who’s a (well written and played, but otherwise stock) “Central Casting Larcenous Heavy” gets a knitted multi-colour bonnet with ear covers as a present from his mother, puts it on, and asks the others what they think of his new hat. The response is “You see… of anything!” So I was the one ripping the line, because I thought it applied to the HK hat! You see, unless the hat doesn’t exist, except for the purposes of the Huntigowk, I wasn’t caught by anything just for quoting from one of my favourite live action shows ever!
I think I just died a little on the inside from reading this…
Okay… I’m still confused but not as much
I would wear the hat but I’d have to accessorize with something non-cute to take the *cuteness* edge off….
I got a zip-up hoodie this weekend while out of town and it has HK in plane and says ‘I’m on a natural high’…..
hmmm, I wonder what kind of other ‘high’ there is??? (winks) I’ll have to send a pic since I have no site to link to and hope Mr. HKH puts it up.
haha, nice one Mr. HKH XD
almost had me there until I realised what day it was XD
glad i waited
Lmao, that’s amazing. Good job HKH.
He sounded exactly like Darlene, too.
Best April Fools Blog ever.
You rule HKH, thanks for giving us loyal fans such a treat
MHK, if you like live action SF rather than just Manga (nothing against Manga; it’s a comment on your tastes I do and don’t know), you should get Firefly. Odds on you can find the box set on-line for about the price of a film or 2.
HKH that was just awesome… I am so very happy that it was a joke. And Darlene’s reaction was one for the books! HAAHA! I can’t imagine writing like her… must have given you a terrible headache.
I feel a bit sorry for darlene. But it was a great April Fool joke nonetheless.
Best April Fool’s Day joke EVER!!! HKH, you are a genius! And Darlene’s reaction was priceless. Delusional, yes, but priceless.
I have that hat.
HA.
lmao.. I have that hat too. but I am not a man. That’s hilarious, HKH dude. Darlene annoys me.
Darlene, you commented, you pissed me off, you.. must.. be eaten by… HELLO KITTY SATAN!!!
haha this reminds me off this old guy that works at the hello kitty store near me. He has hello kitty ties made for him so he can where them when he goes to work. he has a special tie he weres when hello kitty her self comes to the mall the sotre is in =]
o dear hello kitty should just stick with girls..unless……SHE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THEWOELD! :O
that is so cute
i really want one now
where can you get this beanie?
Uhhhh…….. there’s not much to say except WTF????????
So darlene didn’t write this, i saw her comment and she said something like i didn’t write this
To Darlene: There is nothing you can do, you cant rant or whine because its life, you get pranked, i get pranked, they get pranked and more! Who knows, The owner of this blog could have fell in a hello kitty prank or hello kitty trap or whatever he likes to call it
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Yes, that was a strange snow cap, i would be not buying it if i was pranked into doing it. Hehehehehe
i hope hes wearing it just to pick up girls….
“If they show any hesitation or embarrassment, you know that they have huge issues and can’t be the type of man that every woman needs, so break it off right away.”
Okay, so i should break up with my boyfriend for not wearing Hello Kitty?
ALSO:
“The world would be a better place if all men would be willing to wear Hello Kitty snow hats. ”
So wearing Hello Kitty will stop everything bad? Lets get Gordon Brown and President Obama, and other world leaders to wear Hello Kitty, and life will be sorted ^_^ Not.
I’m sorry, I like Hello Kitty, but that whole posting is/was pathetic. Coming from a 16 year old girl, as well. ¬_¬
Oh .
Ooops, I guess i should read the whole thing before i post
ROFL, totaly awsome