Hello Kitty Snow Cap
HKH Editor note: All I can say is be very careful what you wish for when it comes to Hello Kitty Hell because things will always turn out much worse than you could ever imagine…enjoy the next two weeks
By darlene
Hello Kitty is a fashion icon that everyone loves and cherishes. True men embrace her because they have no fear of their masculinity. It’s is only men that have issues with their manhood that don’t like Hello Kitty and feel it necessary to say bad things about her. That is why Hello Kitty has started a men’s line of clothing which will be a huge success. This man is a true man and shows his fashion sense with a Hello Kitty snow cap:
Look at how cute this is and how happy it will make every person that sees it. The world would be a better place if all men would be willing to wear Hello Kitty snow hats. Men that have to complain about Hello Kitty and refuse to see how cute and adorable she is are sad examples of what is wrong with this world. They can never give the support that women need and will prove that they are selfish and only care about themselves.
If you want to find a good man in this world, give them Hello Kitty to wear. If they do so happily and want you to buy more for them, you have found a true man and one that every woman will be envious of. If they show any hesitation or embarrassment, you know that they have huge issues and can’t be the type of man that every woman needs, so break it off right away.
Everyone knows that real Hello Kitty Hell is not having Hello Kitty in your life.
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Posted: April 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 77
Oh.
Dear.
God.
You see a man wearing a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything!!
wow, the last line really makes me fear for my life. if there are people who are taking hello kitty to a religious level, well that’s just scary as hell.
….why do you think so badly about me???I’m so cute and pretty and I have no mouth so I can’t talk too much…not as all the women in the world…..
have a good day!!!
kitty….
ROFLMAO!!!
Darlean did it again.
I can’t wait to see what kind of Hello Kitty Craps Darlean will show us.
From the picture, I can’t quite make out the shape of this person’s head. Also, I don’t see any clear indication that this is a man.
That schoolbus-yellow line along the left side of the frame makes me believe that this picture was taken in a school bus. I don’t see any indication about the length of that bus, but I suspect it’s short.
Guys…
Happy April Fools!
I’m thinking this is an April fool’s joke… and/or that Darlene must be Mr. Hello Kitty Hell’s wife for all I know since he’s letting her take over.
I’ll be sure to wear that hat the next time I go out murdering prostitutes.
rofl!!! happy april fools everyone!
hahaha… That would be the ideal fashion accessory for a killing spree.
I seriously don’t know if I can take two weeks of this without wanting to kill myself and take as many people with me as possible…
Besides, my Hello Kitty hat is so much better looking- it’s black punk!
@ Kitteh!!: I see a man wearing that hat, I’d be wondering where his boyfriend was!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@ kitty: are you saying all women have big mouths????? (you may actually have a ‘slight’ point)
This makes me very happy. Hello Darlene- guide us through hell!
This is awesome. Now Darlene gets to show what she does to the world instead of being some mouth, and gets wholly derided for it.
I don’t care if it’s fake. That’s awesome.
it’s… april fools day…..it’s april fools day…. it’s april fools day….. please don’t do this to us….. it’s april fools day….yeah…. it’s got to be a joke… please…..
Uh… April fools….? DEAR GOD PLEASE APRIL FOOLS!!!
Ok, just how is saying that wearing that represents a total lack of fear falling for a Huntigowk?
Go darlene!
+ That hat is soo cute.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you see a man wearing hello kitty he is either gay (not saying anything aginst homosexuals almost all my gay friends wear hello kitty sadly) or just plain ugly
Who wants to date a man that wears a kitty cat that wears a bow on its head….creepy
@Ashley: It would really piss me off if it looked better on him than me!
@Kitteh!!: Don’t be mad, it was meant as a joke, some of my best buds bat for the home team. And sadly they are all the hot one
For a moment there, I thought mr HKH had totally lost it. Then I realized what day it is.
Please, tell me it’s not for real!!!
Please, please please let this be an april fools joke. I will never read this site again if it really is darlene. Just. Plain. Wrong.
Omg why did is that even get posted? I’m a kitty fan, but that paragraph sickens me.
lmao, oh dear the confusion of april fools day XD
no clue what to trust…i’ll just wait for tommorow =]
ahah! Best collab EVER!
I think darlene is Mr. HKH’s wife.
Same here, Puppy, so let’s wait until tomorrow X]
If it’s true, we’re gonna have the two creepiest weeks ever. Yet, I think it’s hilarious.
Heehee, it looks like hello kitty is eating his head
….Oh crap…
Umm…best case scenario: this person is homeless and that’s the only thing that he/she could find to put on their head….
I did not write that!!!
How dare you! This is pathetic. You have to steal my name to make your blog more popular. It’s reprehensible and you should be ashamed of yourself! It’s sad enough that you have to constantly insult the people that send you photos, but now you stoop to making fun of them even when they don’t. It’s one more reason for everyone to leave and it shows how lame your attempts to make this blog popular are. This is the worst April Fool’s joke I have ever seen.
Actually Darlene, this is the best thing I’ve even seen. The fact that you’ve gotten so outrageously pissed about it takes the cake.
Only to you, darlene. Only to you.
TBQH, I had heart palpitations when I first read this… XD
Oh, man… LMAO!!!!!!! Damn near peed myself
That was great…(as I heave for air from laughing so hard)
Oh Darlene…will you ever learn?
@Mhkitty LOL same,
i was going to reply earlier but i had to go, now i`m glad i waited to see darlenes reaction LOL, so uhm yeah
Jeez, i nearly choked when i saw this…thought mr HKH had lost the plot…now i get the joke….*huge wave of relief*
I couldn’t face two weeks of that…
Darlene’s reaction is priceless!
All I have to say is, even knowing it was a joke, trying to write like darlene was one of the worst experiences in my life
Ended a little sooner that I thought, but hope everyone enjoyed…
I swear… if i ever see my boyfriend weariing that *beep* on his head, I’ll chop it off!!!
hahahahahaha finally darlene writes something i’m glad to read, or at least the first line, i kinda put the rest of it into the crazy ol’ darlene section and forgot to comprehend what i read, something along the lines of “i’m a crazy freakish prick with an annoying obsession with a mouthless cat, watch me rant about the same crap that doesn’t make any logical sense! when is purple!? why is tuesday!?” etc. etc.
but the first line made me give a big sigh of relief
hell yeah! too damn funny… happy april 1!
Is Hello Kitty eating that man’s brains? If teh Demon Cat is sucking them out of his ears tehn that explains why he’s not screaming in mortal agony.
I love this cute hat, I would totally wear it. Looks just like my last cat before she died, except the bow, I never tortured her with any bows. Okay on a girl like me, but not on a guy unless he hits the feminine side. I like my guys masculine. Great website, one of my top faves to read. I hope this is April Fool’s.
Love it!! One of the best ‘fools’ of the day!!
The writing isn’t quite as psychotic as the true Darlene, but I imagine that’s a scary mindset to try and simulate.
Thanks for the laughs guy!
Ouch you almost got me for a second, I was visualizing 2 weeks of Darlene taking over and kept thinking…boy this is how Hello Kitty Hell gets when it hit rock bottom.
Relieved it was nothing but an April Fool’s prank LOL
Sir I have to say you are a genius.
I wonder if Darlene is more willing to tell where one can find items.
MHK, I’m not mad at you, or anyone else (and am straight, even if 3_000 miles away). I just don’t get how ripping a line from Firefly which is directly apposite to the picture means I’m falling for a Huntigowk!!