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Hello Kitty Vogue

Just to prove (as if this was something that we really needed) that things can always get worse with Hello Kitty, Japan Vogue has announced the Hello Kitty will be on the cover of the June magazine and will be feature in a photo spread wearing the latest autumn/winter designs from Dior:

Hello Kitty vogue cover

While you are rolling your eyes at the complete absurdity of the whole concept, Hello Kitty fanatics are drooling in anticipation. My wife, upon learning about this news, called our local bookstore to see exactly when the magazine is arriving so she could be the first to get one. You know that Hello Kitty Hell has once again dropped to new depths when the evil feline is regarded as a top fashion model…

Sent in by Julie (via Catwalk Queen) who should be forced to wear humiliating Hello Kitty outfits for the rest of her life for thinking for even a second that letting my wife know about this could ever be a good idea…

Comments

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: April 21, 2008, 2:49 pm

No place is clean….. nowhere is safe!

Comment from Sierradragon
Time: April 21, 2008, 2:56 pm

Your wife sounds worse then my little sister when she was an Hello Kitty nut and the deal with the magazine only makes it all the more clear.

Comment from Kitten20
Time: April 21, 2008, 3:04 pm

How Cool!

Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: April 21, 2008, 3:18 pm

I think it is kittitastic! My friend just sent me an article, “Hello Kitty gets high fashion makeover

Comment from DJ Blakkat
Time: April 21, 2008, 5:46 pm

I’m telling everyone I know to start reading Cosmo.

Comment from Courtney
Time: April 21, 2008, 6:57 pm

NO! NO NO NO NO NO.

NOT MY VOUGE.

D:

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 22, 2008, 2:40 am

Vogue, World #1 fashion magazine, Rest In Peace.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 22, 2008, 6:12 am

Okay, so how are those of us not living in or around Japan supposed to get this?
It would make a great gag gift for my friend’s birthday :)
It would kind of cute to see it, I mean it’s nice to see a powerhouse like Dior start taking themselves less seriously enough to have a little fun…

Wasn’t it a few years ago someone did a spread with the Simpson family or something? I remember Lisa is a flapper outfit or something…

Comment from Ashley
Time: April 22, 2008, 8:29 am

Hopefully they don’t publish that one in the states

Comment from Mia
Time: April 22, 2008, 12:08 pm

NO. NOT VOGUE.
O_O
I don’t care if HK invades Walmart with her Toasters and such, but, VOGUE?!
Insanity :[

Comment from RSKS
Time: April 22, 2008, 12:49 pm

and i thought vougue couldn’t make me more depressed about the humans they put in there….. -_-

Comment from moriyah
Time: April 22, 2008, 3:37 pm

Vogue isn’t all that and never has been. There are way better fashion mags out there… this just goes to show why they aren’t the best — just popular for the big stars on the covers. Blah. Give me my “W” anytime.

Friggin’ cat really is everywhere.

Comment from Alfred
Time: April 22, 2008, 5:33 pm

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Juls
Time: April 22, 2008, 8:04 pm

Noo why Vogue, why????

Comment from darlene
Time: April 22, 2008, 8:11 pm

The only thing absurd is you and this blog. This proves that Hello Kitty is a fashion icon and that she sets trends in the fashion industry. This is something I have always known and your pathetic attempt to make it seem insignificant only shows that you know nothing about fashion.

Maybe if you stopped to think about why there is so much Hello Kitty, you’d realize it was because you are the only one that doesn’t like her and every one else does. Having Hello Kitty as a fashion mentor is the best thing that can happen to kids since she is all about positive beauty and cuteness.

Comment from AllySaurus
Time: April 22, 2008, 8:19 pm

If you go to Barnes and Noble or Borders in the states you can get British, Japan, etc. Vogues there! I love HK and I love Vogue and fashion… However, I’m not sure how I feel about them together.

Comment from ghost
Time: April 23, 2008, 12:19 am

beauty and cuteness? is that all darlene? may i reintroduce you to hello kitty sexy nightmare both one and two? that is far beyond beauty and cuteness, thats downright slutty. don’t spout your self righteous crap unless you know what you have to say is correct and valid.

Comment from Rykan
Time: April 23, 2008, 2:02 am

Darlene , do you even read the other comments people write? The vast majority of the population of the globe do not like Hello Kitty, just like they don’t all like, oh say, scat porn. There are fanatics for everything, but that does not mean everyone loves what your chosen love is.

Am I wasting my breath? DOES she ever read other people’s comments?

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Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 23, 2008, 10:44 am

@ Rykan: Save your breath, she dosen’t respond to anything anyone says to her, it’s like she’s really a computer set up to formulate an automatically stupid response to everything…

Comment from Rykan
Time: April 23, 2008, 3:54 pm

@mhkitty Ah, I see. That’s why everyone was so shocked when she actually responded the other day. Blimey.
…that’s an eerily scary idea O___O

Comment from Bytten
Time: April 24, 2008, 7:45 pm

OH NO!!! That thing goes on sale on my birthday!!! What a horrible birthday pressent… -_-

Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 25, 2008, 9:12 am

Okay, so now knowing it comes with a keychain… I ‘may’ have to get it for my friend as his b-day joke… not you ‘Bytten’ ;)

Comment from Killemkitties
Time: April 25, 2008, 9:07 pm

Are you sure Darlene isn’t someone made up by the writer of this blog? It would make perfect sense.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 28, 2008, 8:46 am

@Killemkitties:
I’m really hoping not, that would just be cruel, right?

Comment from HKitty
Time: April 30, 2008, 11:42 am

This is kind of funny.

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Time: May 5, 2008, 11:36 pm

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Comment from hello kitty lover
Time: May 14, 2008, 6:04 am

that rox omg i need 2 have this months vogue

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