Hello Kitty Toothpaste
I know that it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hellish week when my wife comes up to me with a huge smile on her face, her hands behind her back and asks me the dreaded question, “Guess what I have for you?” At that point I usually think that it would be a lot less painful to simply off myself at that very second, but somehow I manage to get a serene look on my face and ask back, “I have no idea, what is it dear?” (I think if they gave a reward for the person that could hide their true emotions, I would be in the running). Then, of course, I get presented with something like Hello Kitty toothpaste:
Not only is it Hello Kitty toothpaste, it’s Princess Fruit Bubblegum toothpaste. I think I can already feel my teeth rotting…
Posted: May 12th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health.
Comments: 58
Comments
Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 12, 2008, 6:46 am
Ha! I bought this and the matching toothbrush for my friend’s daughter! She loves it!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 12, 2008, 6:53 am
WTF!!!?
Actually, this might be a good idea, for under-5 female children!
Comment from Nichi
Time: May 12, 2008, 8:42 am
…I wonder how it tastes?
a tube of decaying overload of cuteness maybe?
Comment from kamichan
Time: May 12, 2008, 8:54 am
Compared to the other HK stuff you’ve posted, this is pretty lame and uninteresting. We’ll need to find you better stuff =P
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 12, 2008, 8:59 am
Somehow I wonder if it would TASTE pink.
That stuff is like HK gum I bet, like it will START to be something, then just be meh.
Comment from Edith
Time: May 12, 2008, 9:58 am
Oooohh I need to get it!
I already hace the matching Toothbrush!
Comment from RSKS
Time: May 12, 2008, 10:10 am
this one time i got old HK bubble Gum , and it got stuck on the area where i had lost my tooth (i was like ten or something) it was grape too….. T_T and it taseted like medicine more then grape, my mom had to pull it out…..uck…
Comment from Vy
Time: May 12, 2008, 12:19 pm
HAHAHA! I have one of that! It’s weird, because it’s a bit sweet. But I got that from my boyfriend=P
Comment from Ashley
Time: May 12, 2008, 12:25 pm
I don’t even think my daughter would want that….
Comment from Nami
Time: May 12, 2008, 12:50 pm
man that is old news…my friend already has it…. along with the matching toothbrush 
Comment from Kisa
Time: May 12, 2008, 1:00 pm
Mehh.. I think after nearly 2 years Mr. HKhell you’ve run out of good things..
This toothpaste has been around for a couple of years now.. known by the fact that I have young children and they like this.. when they aren’t wanting Spider-man toothpaste that is
Comment from Puppy
Time: May 12, 2008, 3:42 pm
princess fruit bubblegum …. now that just makes bubblegum sound bad…
Comment from Jesse
Time: May 12, 2008, 4:35 pm
They already have tooth paste of everything. I can “brush my teeth with spider-man” if I wanted.
Comment from jennster
Time: May 12, 2008, 6:03 pm
ok, i admit it. this and the matching toothbrush are currently in my house. however, they belong to A 3 YEAR OLD!
this stuff is not for grownups for pete’s sake!
Comment from cierra
Time: May 12, 2008, 6:09 pm
i got that stuff, it tasted NASTY!!!!! i only kept it because it was hello kitty
Comment from Nicola
Time: May 12, 2008, 7:05 pm
This toothpaste has been available for many years at every department and grocery store in Ohio.
Comment from Nicola
Time: May 12, 2008, 7:09 pm
I was just thinking… it would be fun if your wife blogged also. A Point, counterpoint or he says, she says kind of thing.
Comment from brien
Time: May 12, 2008, 7:29 pm
I don’t quite get it. It it toothpaste made out of Hello Kitty, or is it composed of other kitties and just branded?
Comment from brien
Time: May 12, 2008, 7:34 pm
Oh, and all you complainers - this blog isn’t about what the great new Hello Kitty product on the market is. It’s about this poor guy’s journey through Hello Kitty Hell. When his wife brings him a tube of something made out of Hello Kitty, that’s a new day in Hello Kitty Hell. Stop being so materialistic - dang!
Comment from bear_1
Time: May 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
HKH, throw the HK toothpaste away! A week or two in the sleeping bag will be worth not having this crap rot your teeth!
Comment from Adriane
Time: May 13, 2008, 12:52 am
While I am amazed at some of the crap they come up with that bares HK’s picture, I must say I have been subjecting my husband to taking a shower in our HK bathroom for over a year, now. Thank God for Target! We’ve got the shower curtain w/ matching hooks, bathmat, and a wide variety of HK tooth brushes. I’m the only one in the house that actually uses the tooth brushes though; I even have an electric one! Sadly, I haven’t come across the tooth paste! Steal it out of the bathroom and send it to me, I’d be happy to take it off your hands!
Comment from gina
Time: May 13, 2008, 1:03 am
This is the saddest thing ever. Hello Kitty fanatics complaining because a HKH guy posts something they have already seen. Just more proof that Hello Kitty fanatics are leeches and want everything handed to them on a silver platter.
Comment from Cyn
Time: May 13, 2008, 1:42 am
HK tooth paste? now that was kind of expected huh? I think I know how it taste, because almost every kiddie toothpaste have the yucky medicine strawberry flavour anyway.
When I was a kid it was called Donald Duck toothpaste, I used to love it because it was pinkish-red and would eat it out of the tube, when they gave a face-lift to the product and labelled it “pingu toothpaste” I was in my 20’s and babysitting, the smell was anough to make me want not to brush my teeth.
No self respected adult should be forced to brush their teeth with this really.
Comment from Miss Kitty
Time: May 13, 2008, 2:29 am
oh i have this. the taste is pretty awful. the worst was when i grabbed up after using whitening strips on my teeth. the mint and the bubblegum just didn’t mesh together that well.
Comment from Krissy
Time: May 13, 2008, 2:59 am
Ahhhh…indeed…old news in the world of HK….our tube has been sitting in my 16 yr old’s bathroom for a couple of years.
Yes it tastes HORRIBLE…me…an ADMITTED HK FREAK even agree’s with that, but alas we can’t bring ourselves to part with it because the cute kitty is on it!! Instead it collects dust and other muck sitting on the counter in my teen’s bathroom. But it does smell good and DOES NOT contain sugar, but does indeed have floride in it and made by some weird company called ZOOTH PASTE!! Soooo…I know if my kids were younger they’d probably being EATING it up!!
Comment from Krissy
Time: May 13, 2008, 3:02 am
Oh and just for fun…here’s the ZOOTH website so you can see what other charecters we can be tortured with!! LOL!!
Comment from Krissy
Time: May 13, 2008, 3:05 am
Oh and as you can see on the website….your wife had he option of being you 2 other flavors of this stuff!!! YIPEE!! Oh and the many choices of toothbrushes too!!
Comment from Krissy
Time: May 13, 2008, 3:06 am
Oh and as you can see on the website….your wife has the option of bringing you 2 other flavors of this stuff!!! YIPEE!! Oh and the many choices of toothbrushes too!!
Comment from Kelly
Time: May 13, 2008, 3:19 am
Japanese kids toothpaste tastes gross. We got Anpanman toothpaste melon, and strawberry and they were vomit! Ugh…i def wouldn’t try this.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 13, 2008, 4:55 am
IME, from many many moons ago, fruit-flavour toothpastes all taste gross. Ok, I can see the strong mints I use being too strong for kids, but even back when I was pre-school I preferred a mild mint flavour.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 13, 2008, 6:48 am
You know, I took a look at Krissy’s website reference, and I have to say that the HK toothbrushes that were being shown (especially on with the pink dragon), reminds me of the Hello Kitty vib… errrr “massager”.
http://www.zooth.com/products.asp?prod=mn&subprod=hk
Yuk.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 13, 2008, 8:15 am
I do not believe this claim “3D hand-sculpted designs with unsurpassed detail, helps bring the characters to life “. I’d believe that the masters were true sculpted designs, but a sculptor making each brush, no way!
Comment from Sierradragon
Time: May 13, 2008, 11:21 am
Why am I not shocked to hear that the same gross toothpaste that I used years ago is being Hello Kittifed? I honestly don’t get why it is still being made unless it is ridiculously cheap. Just glad it is toothpaste which you are supposed to spit out.
Comment from ciciluvsHK
Time: May 13, 2008, 1:23 pm
if your wife is such a fanatic, why didn’t she buy the other kinds of hello kitty toothpaste as well???
Comment from will
Time: May 13, 2008, 2:22 pm
my sister has this! i ran out of toothpaste a little while ago and had to use it. it taste like crap.
Comment from Meeeh
Time: May 13, 2008, 7:20 pm
Your target didn’t have it? it’s on a lower shelf with the kids tooth brushes here.. heck I’d be willing to send you a tube.. but beware.. it tastes awful..
and Gina not all of us mentioning that it’s ‘old news’ are HK fanatics. Yikes, nice ASSumption from ya there.
Brien .. most people would have figured after it having been on the market and easily available in the US for so long. he’d have seen this by now. It’s actually kind of strange that his wife _didn’t_ notice this sooner.. her HK radar (or whatever they call it) must be broken somewhat.
HK-hell should be happy, it means she’s having a harder time finding stuff. As seen by the slowing down in posting updates even. Though, I have to wonder how bad sleeping on the couch in the HK sleeping bag really is compared to having to sleep next to someone who couldn’t shush up about HK long enough to give the guy some.. lovin .. though.. he must get some pretty often or else I have no idea why he’s staying.
Comment from HKPepper
Time: May 13, 2008, 8:53 pm
Got to have one! Thanks for posting this Mr. HKH! Yow da man!
Comment from Adriane
Time: May 13, 2008, 9:29 pm
Yeah, I have the Zooth toothbrushes. I have the pink dragon and the pink cowgirl! I really don’t like the cowgirl one, though. So it just sits in my bathroom as decoration, and I brush my teeth with the dragon/kimono one. I had been using an electric one with HK on the base with the brush coming out of her head, but I saw the two pack of the Zooth brushes at CVS and had to have them. My brother-in-law has been staying with us, and had misplaced his tooth brush, but I couldn’t get him to brush with the cowgirl. I guess he would rather be riddled with plaque than brush his teeth with HK.
If I ever came across the tooth paste, I don’t think I’d actually use it. I remember that nasty stuff from when I was a kid!
Comment from Vi
Time: May 13, 2008, 11:02 pm
Swear this been posted, lol
Comment from trasce
Time: May 14, 2008, 12:16 am
HKH guy lives in Japan doesn’t he?
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 14, 2008, 5:22 am
Yes.
Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: May 14, 2008, 7:03 am
They’ve been carrying this at the local store I go to since BEFORE I worked there, and I started October 15, 2000.
I have since quit but still, that’s been out 8+ years and your wife just NOW finds it?!?!?!
Oh and I’m sorry, I really am. Although, maybe this gives you incentive to buy your own toothpaste. Besides, wouldn’t it be “too cute to use.”
On the other hand, you could squeeze from right where her head is, and pretend you’re strangling her.
Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: May 14, 2008, 7:10 am
@Nicola
Lol, so you know what I mean. I can’t go to a store without finding this.
I love being an Ohioan, but I hate seeing Hello Kitty everywhere I look.
Oh, and Mr. HKH, make sure your wife doesn’t go to Build-A-Bear, she can get stuffed animals dressed in HK stuff. Although, it’s better than when they actually had a make-your-own Hello Kitty. That was just creepy.
Comment from J
Time: May 16, 2008, 8:38 am
i actually just got that last week with the tooth brush as a gift from my friends. it really isn’t that great tasting but since it’s HK i feel obligated to use it. it’s just weird to brush your teeth with bubblegum flavor instead of mint. i like my mouth to feel minty fresh afterwards not princess bubblegum.
Comment from j
Time: May 16, 2008, 10:30 am
that is so cool
Comment from Flurpiee
Time: May 17, 2008, 10:07 am
Actually, I have this toothpaste. And the electric toothbrush to match. It doesn’t really taste like anything but just a sweet taste.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 17, 2008, 4:12 pm
@MiSpoonIs2Big : GO BUCKEYES!!!!
Ohioans ROCK!
Speaking of Build-a-Bear, my friends got me a an HK Build-a-Bear for Christmas two years ago.. it’s actually an HK doll wearing an HK shirt with a mini pink HK shirt 
Too Awesome!
Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 17, 2008, 4:13 pm
Oops.. meant ‘with a pink HK purse’…
Comment from Alyssa
Time: May 17, 2008, 8:20 pm
Hello Kitty or not, that stuff tastes nasty.
Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: May 19, 2008, 6:43 am
@mhkitty
Yes, GO BUCKEYES! Althought I live in a part of Ohio, where a lot of people like Michigan (yuck!) lol. And yes, OHIOANS ROCK, because we have Cedar Point!!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:04 am
And for those of us who’re mystified by:-
1) How the USA has turned Rounders into a professional sport.
2) Why the USA insists on wearing 100lb of body armour per man to play rugby? 
Comment from deidre
Time: May 20, 2008, 10:55 am
i bought like 3 bottles of this stuff and the matching toothbrush its true im addicted to hello kitty
Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: May 21, 2008, 7:03 am
Okay, note to self…..don’t make comments about Hello Hitty Build-A-Bear, because I went to my local mall yesterday, and guess what?! On May 30th, Build-A-Hello Kitty will be coming back with Island Kitty, Hello Kitty with a tan. You can dress her however you like, BUT the picture it shows her in has her wearing a “grass” skirt and a “coconut” bra top. It’s disturbing. KEEP YOUR WIFE AWAY!
Comment from KillerKitty
Time: May 29, 2008, 10:30 am
Lol when i showed my hello kitty crazed sister the toothpaste she found it disturbing she much rather prefer
hello kitty candy..which still sucks because its still HK..but im not to amazed by seeing that ive seen it before
Comment from taelor
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:17 pm
i’ll admit that if my boyfriend got this for me i would be ecstatic, but seriously, i’m a girl… if i got this for my BOYFRIEND, i would fully expect to be sleeping somewhere else that night *lol* and who could blame him????
Comment from lalia
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:30 pm
OMGSH! i have some of this toothpast =] for all who are woundering it does tast very good =] and the tooth past inside is pink =]
Comment from kittywhiteee
Time: June 1, 2008, 2:22 pm
Aww. It’s like batman toothpaste! Wow.
Why would they think of something so common!?
Comment from Meredith
Time: June 11, 2008, 1:08 pm
I had this for a while. It tasted terrible. I didn’t use it.
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