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Hello Kitty Zombie Cake


It is quite disturbing when I find out that things on this blog are the inspiration for creating even more Hello Kitty crap. Take, for example, this Hello Kitty zombie cake:

Hello Kitty zombie birthday cake

Hello Kitty zombie cake

Hello Kitty zombie cake

Hello Kitty zombie cake head

Hello Kitty zombie cake cutting

This is what I found in my email:

Hi There. Taking inspiration from one of the Hello Kitty Zombie Tattoos that I saw on your site, I hired Debbie to make a birthday cake for my wife. Debbie did an incredible job of bringing Hello Kitty to life, (or death), in fine Zombie form.

Granted, if you are going to make something Hello Kitty, a Hello Kitty zombie is probably the most accurate portrayal of the true Hello Kitty, but the fact remains that any additional Hello Kitty in the world is something to be mourned. That it in any way came about due to something I did is even worse. But by far the worst part of this is that upon seeing the cake, my wife has decided that a Hello Kitty cake is now in order for any special occasion that arises which guarantees that every insignificant holiday will now be Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by sean (with lots of photos) who deserves to have to eat nothing but Hello Kitty cake for the rest of his life for thinking that sending me these photos could result in anything good…

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Comments

  • andophiroxia says:

    Well. I’d say creative. :D

    The head on the platter is a nice touch indeed.

  • Jaime says:

    it looks well made but, i’m not really a fan of the hello kitty/zombie thing.

  • K says:

    Gotta say it looks pretty good. But doesn’t look very tasty lol

  • darlene says:

    You are such a selfish person that you can’t even give your wife the joy of a cake that she adores on a special occasion. What type of husband are you?

    And why are you so full of yourself to believe that you had anything to do with this cake? If he hadn’t seen it on this blog, he would have seen it someplace else. I can’t believe how pompous you act like you’re some big deal and people are inspired by you. They are inspired by Hello Kitty and you are just a disgruntled blogger trying to become popular off of her. It’s really quite sad.

  • yet another anonymous says:

    It looks awesome! I’m wondering how it tastes.
    The 4th photo from the top (HK head on a plate) is my favourite.
    I think the daughter must be terrified, or maybe enjoyed.

  • Catherine says:

    The place is a pigsty. Gross….

  • Kitteh!! says:

    Waay kewel!!! :D Major kudos to Sean for the idea and for sharing, and to Debbie for the execution of the patisserie!

  • webwanderer says:

    I agree with yaa.
    I’d sure like to eat the head. Or at least a piece of it.

  • Kitteh!! says:

    Catherine, it’s a table laid for and in the middle of a kids’ birthday party from what I can see. If you can’t accept messy in that situation, just get over yourself, huh?

  • Kitteh!! says:

    Darlene, I know as a fact that this is not the only piece of fan art that was inspired by previous entries on this blog. I strongly suggest you stop posting, because you’re just making yourself look more idiotic the more you post.

  • moriyah says:

    The cake is amazing… construction and all. Though I am no huge fan of the cat it really is a great piece of art. I have to second the head on the plate being a nice touch.

    Darlene = blah blah blah same old spiel.

    Catherine = same pathetic attempt at attention

    Me= laughing at the maggots!

  • Catherine says:

    So angry Moriyah, perhaps a visit to Disneyland would do the trick, no?

  • Catherine says:

    @Kitteh
    I hope that cake wasn’t for a kids party.

  • andophiroxia says:

    @moriyah

    The maggots looked cool. They looked so real from my vantage point. I wonder what they were made of? Bahahahhaha. I saw the wife(?) was eating one of the flies that were on the cake.

    @yet another anonymous
    If you see Sean’s pics with the link provided, there are kids there and they don’t seem fazed at all.

    I hate Disneyland btw. That place is enough for you to have road rage. I generally hate theme parks because they’re just boring to me and everything is uber expensive. However, I do happen to like Disneyworld, because Epcott center was cool and I like science stuff. However, when I have kids you gotta take em to a theme park though.

    Although I kind of get sort of wierded out when couples keep going to Disneyland/world and they don’t have kids or their kids have grown up and gone….

  • moriyah says:

    Catherine, are you stalking me? I feel so pleased and yet totally disgusted. You really need a life. :)

  • andophiroxia says:

    @ moriyah

    I MUST send you something amusing. XD Unfortunately I don’t have your email, feel free to email me. XD

  • Catherine says:

    @ Moriyah, I was kinda freaked out to see we have a couple parallel interests.

  • Kristin says:

    Hi…I’m Sean’s wife.

    YES! The cake is delicious…we still have the head left to eat. Not so crazy about the taste of the bugs, though. I think they were made out of gum paste…my 3-year-old daughter ate most of them. And, she didn’t seem traumatized at all…she’s the big fan of Hello Kitty.

  • moriyah says:

    @ Catherine
    It’s people like you that frighten me because you must have searched for that for a while… Scary. Seriously, you’re scary.

  • Catherine says:

    No actually, you were simple to find. A “no brainer”

  • moriyah says:

    You’re still scary. You’re more scary than most of the stuff on this site. I go back to my original statement of not feeding the trolls. I have learned my lesson.

  • Catherine says:

    Hahaha…Love the troll analogy. Actually the scary thing is your MySpace page. A poor girl yearning for companionship and trying to be so “different” when in fact she is just like the masses. That is scary!

  • moriyah says:

    Wow Catherine, you’re truly pathetic. You don’t understand anything. I think it’s wrong that you have searched out my myspace page for your own use. What the hell do you plan on doing with it? Are you going to try and make me feel little to make yourself feel better? I won’t even answer your sad attempt to get me mad because that’s all you’re trying to do. Inflame.

  • Catherine says:

    (Hit the nail on the head, did I?)

  • andophiroxia says:

    @Catherine

    It’s not an analogy. It’s who you are. You even attacked Kitteh!! about his “British” colloquialisms when he never said a word to you. You have nothing but stupid and testy crap to say in general then whine about it when people get pissed at you. Now, you’re implying a threat of searching out someone’s MySpace page even though you find them pathetic in order to “intimidate” them.

    Why don’t you run to your husband again. Maybe he’ll buy you a new Porsche after this statement?

  • moriyah says:

    @andophiroxia
    Thank you.

  • mhkitty says:

    OMG!!! You three are hilarious to watch got at it!
    It’s like a tennis match, back and forth, back and forth.

    All I have to say is people who come on here, come here for entertainment, not to try to lord it over others. And make disparaging comments to people if they misspell or fat finger a key as we have ALL done it at least once.
    This is supposed to be a place of fun and a place to express opinions AGAINST Hello Kitty, thus the name Hello Kitty Hell… if people can’t get that it’s their own deal.
    I’m a big fan of freedom of speech and all but when newbies start coming on here and try to put a smack down on the gang it’s not at all cool.

    I’d say ‘Can’t we all just get along’ but we all KNOW that ain’t gonna happen! (and yes, Catherine, I KNOW ‘ain’t’ is not a word…)

  • mhkitty says:

    Oh, and the cake ROCKS!!!!!

  • Catherine says:

    @ Andophiroxia…
    It wasn’t an attack on Kitteh. It was just a joke. He uses those words frequently so I would assume he was from England. Duh! You and your pal Moriyah always feel “so attacked” Probably stems from being un-popular as a child and now that your adult’s its still an issue. So sad.
    There was no threat to search out her MySpace. You guys used those words. No intimidation necessary, you are both so insecure it’s really sad.

  • Acton says:

    err,
    I thought this site about one man,s fight against the cat not a cat fight.

  • Catherine says:

    @ Acton
    Good one :)

  • andophiroxia says:

    @Acton

    It is true. Let’s go back to the zombie cake. I looked at the pics and everyone was having a great time dismembering the bloody bits of a rotting gangrenous Hello Kitty. Even the kids looked at least nochalantly at the cake rather than a projected fear onto people!

    Yummy!

    @ mhkitty

    It’s fun to be a kid at heart! I totally agree with that! But man, there are some that confuse the heart with the mind and project it onto people in a histrionic fashion by even speculating about their childhood! BAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!

    You know, I should write a story about Darlene. That would be lovely. Should I post the one that I sent to you? :P

  • Catherine says:

    Maybe I can get the HK troll version?

  • Jennifer says:

    I thought HKHell Guy would enjoy the specter of a dead HK….?

  • andophiroxia says:

    @Jennifer

    You would think so, but at the same time… it’s still consuming HK inside of oneself so that she can work it.

    *shudder

  • Allen says:

    This blog has its own community. From the HK fanatics that defend HK and all her odd gadgets to the HKH dwellers who have to put up with it. Maybe when this blog has a birthday we can all share a HK zombie cake =)

  • Acton says:

    Hmmm

    take away the gore, you have a nice She-Hulk cake

  • jennster says:

    HK or not, that cake is beautiful work. I think even Duff Goldman would be impressed.

    Catherine and Darlene.

    You are more annoying than Hello Kitty.

    Eff off.

  • jennster says:

    Oh and btw? My 3 y/o Hello Kitty fan thought that cake looked cool.

  • HKPepper says:

    this cake is best for halloween themed parties…. but on a birthday?

  • shadowdragon says:

    …back to the cake…..

    WIN!!!!!!!

  • Lucy says:

    Zombies are always a sure win….

    but….
    maybe if we get a forum up we can be more voyeur on all of your fighting… and not cramp up the blog with bickering…

  • Crystal says:

    I’m back! (Crystal, the bearer of the Hello Kitty Butterfly Skull tattoo that nobody liked, lol) anyways..Love the cake, especially great for Halloween. Not just the fact that its Hello Kitty, but because of the creativity and shape. I’ve tried cake decorating on the side and its not easy. Kuddos to her.

  • Kitteh!! says:

    Thanks Kristin, particularly for the implied support both for my statement about the party, and for my view that there’s nothing wrong with showing a 3YO a sculpture of a cartoon zombie!

    Oh and Crystal, all I ever said was that I thought your tattoo would look better with a smaller head. The wings were great, but I felt the proportions were out.

  • bear_1 says:

    The picture with HK’s head on a plate is kind of cool. But does this mean that if we succeed in killing the horrible feline, that she’ll just come back as a zombie?! That’s seriously disturbing.

    And Darlene, the guy who sent HKH the cake pics specifically said he got the idea from this blog. Will you at least read the damn posts before spewing your complete idiocy?

    And this Catherine seems to be, if possible, even worse than Darlene. At least Darlene’s comments have something to do with HK, whereas Catherine is just attacking people at random. Pathetic… (And I know you’ll probably attack me now to, so I’ll let you in on a little secret: I don’t give one rat’s ass what people have to say about me!)

  • Indiana says:

    Catherine, darlene, I enjoy your sad attempts to make people feel bad.
    It’s sad you try so hard when “NO ONE” wants to hear it. Get a life, stop acting like total dumbasses and…

    THIS IS A 13 YEAR OLD TALKING. Sad… xD

    and no point trying to attack me you wankers. I’ll attack back and you’d never win. Australian Girl rant, complete.

    Anyway, I love the head. I can eat hello kitty’s eyeballs to make me feel better. xD

  • Catherine says:

    Nice mouth on a teenager, Kudos Indiana!

  • Indiana says:

    Um…Thanks? I dont know if that was a compliment or just being sarcastic. But still… ^_^ Thanks.

  • andophiroxia says:

    I’d like to go and get one of those cakes and jam a knife into its head and take a picture.

    I was seriously contemplating of visiting my friend in Taiwan and make it a special mission to get one of those cakes and jam a cake cutting device into its head and take a picture. Better yet, I want it to be filled with some sort of red filling and then eat it Hannibal Lechter style.

    I DID receive HK egg molds from a friend and I did try injecting them with ketchup to see if they would “bleed” once I bit into them. Didn’t really work. Ah well.

  • Alyssa says:

    Hmm..I’d keep that gravestone ^^

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