Hello Kitty Pasties
It’s really not like we need any more proof that there is something extremely wrong in the world. Just going through a few pages of this blog will make that abundantly clear. But for those who may have reserved a tiny space in their mind with doubt, I assume this will thoroughly erase it – Hello Kitty pasties:
Not that you really need a side view shot as well, but if the sign of the apocalypse is before you, you might as well see it from all angles:
This is exactly why I fear opening email sent to me by Hello Kitty fanatics…once it’s opened the image can’t be erased from the mind. All I want is for it to go away. At this point, surgery to remove the portion of my brain that keeps images would be a lot less painful than having this photo pop into my head for the next few months. Seriously, can it really get worse than this in Hello Kitty Hell?
Sent in by anon who deserves to have to dress up like this on a daily basis for thinking for even a split second that sending me these images could result in anything positive and for the nightmares I will have from them in the coming months…
Posted: July 16th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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hahahahaahahahahahahah oompaloompa for the win
its sad when you are so ugly you need fake boobs and a crappy corset for ppl to pay attention to you…
What’s really sad is when you dress in an “outfit” which is that “look at me”, and and males still look at the more covered girl standing next to you first!
fake fake!!!
@Binks
Well said!
UGLY fake tans,fake boobs,fake smiles,at least they aints fat!
Oh no Alfred wants some “company” with him and Darlene!
Wonder how that’s gonna play out?
Film at 11.
@andophiroxia:
LMAO!!!! That WOULD be news worthy
Oh Goodness. Even I think thats too much Hello Kitty. And too much boobs. Sadly, this image is burned in my mind as well. But the girls in the purple bunny outfit has a great hair cut…
I swear everytime I see this I want to take a shower to wash the skank feeling away…
Caption should say:
‘Hi, I’m Sherri, with an ‘i’, my hobbies include shopping, waxing and laying around with my legs open for strange men to take pictures of…he he!’
Porn and Hello Kitty do NOT mix. Hello Kitty is already beginning to scare the crap out of me, but chicks who do porn wearing Hello Kitty is even worse. Hope the chick who is wearing the pasties is NOT Eva Angelina………I was once one of her MySpace friends but I deleted her from my friends list, and now I’m wishing I’ve never heard of her
I have to agree porn and hello kitty do not mix. I like the wholesome down to earth lady. I found Hello Kitty was in my bed I would give a hug and a scritch and escort her out of my room. I can not see hello kitty as a sex symbol.
p.s. I think more men gone down in those Sl**s than the Titanic.
Wow… Do all of you REALLY have this hard of a time telling that Darlene is a pro troll?
Or if you already know she’s trolling, never mind me then XD
Whoa! That is just wrong!
i hate hello kitty mostly because dumb fake bitches with fake bodies worship her
proof of point is this post
I love hello kitty and Sanrio and all that crap,but that woman has made my stomach turn. She looks like a blow up doll and shouldn’t have hello kitty on those things she calls nipples! Ick!
What pasties???
I love HK and sanrio, but this is sick. Eeeww. Botox much? Their breasts look so fake too! Sluts.
We all know this girl’s got fake boobs, so what. It’s clear she’s desperate for attention, poor thing. The lot of them look like they are some strippers hoping to catch the attention of Playboy. The idea that she went wayyyyy out of her way to make her costume and hunt down some HK pasties is a clear cry for help, not to mention a crime against fashion and all that is good when it comes to HK!!! Then again, Sanrio does allow HK’s face to show up on some “personal massagers”, so this really shouldn’t surprise anyone.
I would wear these pasties but my nipples are SO BIG that it might take two to cover them. Of course, after my mom used the Hello Kitty female circumcision kit on me, I’m only half a woman and wouldn’t enjoy the pasties like the women in the picture. I guess I’m obcessed with a fictional cat because she took my ability to feel pleasure and function as an adult woman so I retreat into a childlike mode of attacking the blogger’s masculinity and defending a pink and white pussy since mine doesn’t work.
OMG… the above is TOOO friggin funny!
The real ‘darlene’ will be SOOOOOOO pissed!
Thank you for showing me this while I’m eating.
Now I’m going to crawl in a hole and die.
To darlene:
If you’re only half a woman, then what is the other half of you of? Hello Kitty?
Sorry about the Eva Angelina comment. She (Eva Angelina) is much prettier than those skanks.
By the way, if you didn’t already know, Eva Angelina is a porn star.
And Acton, thanks for agreeing with me.
Let me get off this computer before I lose my appetite.
Achtung, Hk luftwafffe! Please use those pins from the hello kitty pincushion to stick in the pasties of those monstrous jugs to deflate the fires of Hk hell. Or..Mr Hkh can you use those hello kitty dental picks to clean those pasties off? Best suggested use so far..?
You better face it, Hello Kitty is here to stay and will be bastardized into anything that can be sold because someone out there will buy it!
I have to ashamedly admit to purchasing a Hello Kitty toothbrush for my daughter a long time ago.
Did any other English people click onto this one expecting to see a picture of an HK shaped Cornish Pasty?
No? Just me, then….
Blargh.
i hate fake boobs. i hate it more when the girl knows how fake they are and still is proud to show them off in such a cheesy way.
Ugh. Yet another shameless attempt to make HK sexy. IT’LL TAKE A BETTER BOD THAN THAT, HONEY!
ewwww- she’s just plain gross! it makes me so mad that such a hideous thing is trying to associate herself with hello kitty! she couldn’t settle for tacky glitter pasties? they’ll suit her much better.
Relax Lulu; it was my first thought too. Maybe that means we’re the only British people on here?
It’s either that, or I’m more naive than I thought. I would never think to relate nipple stickers to a savoury snack…
As a clarification on the pasty/pasties issue, a “pasty” is sort of like a pie crust folded over a savory (not sweet) filling. If you see the title (“Hello Kitty Pasties”) in an RSS feed….Well, let’s just say a Brit might be in for a bit of a shock once the page loads!
As for the items pictured… Please pass the brain bleach. Quickly.
plz 2 have real boobz kthnx.
jeez i dunno whats worse, the bad boob jobs or the pasties D:
Barf!!!! You could bounce a quarter offa those stretched tight boobs.
again as i repeat .. to my self that is soo hot
Wow, not only are their boobs fake but their faces look like plastic too, sluts, and its pretty pathetic when people like that are so desperate for attention that they would do anything to be in the spotlight, and if any guy really likes fake boobs like that just keep in mind not to squeeze them to hard, some stuff might come out and its not milk….But the pasties are cute but they need new models…
wow! those are some big ta ta’s! lol
-_- okay those are grade C sluts who probably want men to think they’re NOT over 50
I’m female and I so didn’t notice the corset.
omg, i want them ! but first i need hk implants…oops, gave them another idea
AHAHA as much as i love hellokitty those chicks look like aliens
and those outfits are awful
umm.. i really hate hello kitty, & thats basically all there is to it, but i also thought it was meant to be a symbol of love, morality and goodness for young children and all that rubbish.
so why, pray tell, is this being used to adorn a pair of dangerously inflated orange breasts?
hello kitty hooker much?
What? What is this????? Ew.
oh,i just died after seeing this. o o
those boobs must be fake. they defer the Newton’s law.
OMG, why on earth is that ever a good idea?!
Gross! lol lol lol
WOW!!! IS ALL I CAN SAY!!! N 2 THE CHICK WHO’S MOMS USED A HELLO KITTY CIRCUMCISION KIT ON U UR SOME VERY SICK ASS PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE LOCKED UP AND NEVER RELEASED AND PUT ON DEATH ROW.
Hot!!!!
Eek. She had to add 2 new faces to her breasts because her own is so terrifying!
What are the names of these gorgeous women? I’d really like to know!
I just LOVE those boobs! I can see that they are fake, but I love fake boobs!
I just wanna touch them, motorboat them, play with them, kiss them etc.
And I can see why people say the one in the middle is ugly, but i think she’s kinda beautiful! She has nice hair, really kissable lips and, let’s be honest here, with boobs like that you sometimes forget to look at her face!
By the way, who else thinks that women with big boobs need to wear pasties or corsets more often to clubs or bars? And who else also loves fake boobs as much as me? I love them for a hole lot! BIG FAKE BOOBS ARE AWESOME!!!