Hello Kitty Pasties
It’s really not like we need any more proof that there is something extremely wrong in the world. Just going through a few pages of this blog will make that abundantly clear. But for those who may have reserved a tiny space in their mind with doubt, I assume this will thoroughly erase it – Hello Kitty pasties:
Not that you really need a side view shot as well, but if the sign of the apocalypse is before you, you might as well see it from all angles:
This is exactly why I fear opening email sent to me by Hello Kitty fanatics…once it’s opened the image can’t be erased from the mind. All I want is for it to go away. At this point, surgery to remove the portion of my brain that keeps images would be a lot less painful than having this photo pop into my head for the next few months. Seriously, can it really get worse than this in Hello Kitty Hell?
Sent in by anon who deserves to have to dress up like this on a daily basis for thinking for even a split second that sending me these images could result in anything positive and for the nightmares I will have from them in the coming months…
Posted: July 16th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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MY EYES!! MY EYES!!
I think the girl in the candy-stripe bustier is better looking anyway; certainly I looked at her before I looked at the one in the pasties, never mind actually at the pasties!
Two Word X 2
Wardobe Malfucntion
Fashion Desecration.
I not a big boob fan man.
Must…rip…eyes…from…head! Damn, that’s scary!
If you don’t like this photo, you are worse off as a man than I thought. Hello Kitty loves to accentuate the beautiful parts of a woman’s body and that is all she is doing here. But because you can only think about women as objects, you focused on the pasties and didn’t even notice that she is also wearing an incredibly cute Hello Kitty corset. Men!
I think you should go for that brain surgery, but take out the part that is in charge of your gibberish writing that is lie after lie. That would make us all a lot happier and make this blog a lot more fun to visit.
MEN, MEN, MEN! Im darlene and I think men are so sexist!
Lame. Low. Dumb. No one cares, get a life darlene. You go on HKH to try and make him feel bad and others. Just because we hate you.
…Congratulations for the biggest HK douche in the planet darlene! =D *gives trophy*
GROW UP.
anyway, WTF is with the pasties? that is sick and wrong. xD
BTW, what topic was the first on darlene posted in? and alfred? xD I gotta see the first AMAZING post of those two.
Those boobs are TOTALLY fake. O_o
this is disgusting i think im just gonna go for the surgeory likeu suggested
“BTW, what topic was the first on darlene posted in?”
I think the one in Hello Kitty Whiners on july 8th.
As for the pasties … i’m sorry, but i can’t say anything about it without doing more damage to my brain then the pics already did …
Meaning Darlene would be able to appreciate a man wearing that HK corset with a similar sticker adorning his bits. Seriously Darlene! Can’t you just focus on the incredibly cute HK corset!
Btw, those boobs are fake and ridiculous.
Has she had enough Botox yet?
Thanks! ^_^
Comment from darlene
Time: July 8, 2007, 9:33 pm
This is one of the most brilliant blogs ever. I’m a Hello Kitty fan and I know that every post you write is going to insult me because I like Hello Kitty, but deep down I know that me liking Hello Kitty is exactly like you say. I have to say, “yes, he’s right” and at the same time say, “I want that damn Kitty” and I feel sorry for your torture and I’m completely jealous of your wife all in the same instant. And because of all this, I just want more because every time I visit, I have to laugh at it all.
O__O Now look at her. Shocking turn out from liking the blog to being an arse.
…wow.
Sorry if this is off topic. xD
The pasties are cute, the girls are hags.
These must be strippers or porn chicks.
The corset is cute, but there’s only so much you can do to the human body before you ruin it, and I think those girls got to that point.
@indiana
I KNEW Darlene had a split personality that way. Maybe she’s just mad because she doesn’t have a man like Mr. HKH that will put up with his wife’s foibles. All the men have run from her life screaming bloody murder.
Oh yeah, well HK would FIT in this situation, as their boobies and faces ARE plastic and looks like they were made in molds. Just like Hello Kitty.
3 points there:-
1) I actually looked at their faces before their chests.
2) I do know some women who are genuinely naturally that well endowed.
3) It’s blatently obvious from the watermark that these shots are from some sort of, ah, gentlemen’s club!
Okay, I also think the one in the striped corset is the prettier, since she appears to be the only one whose NOT had plastic surgery on her face… (we will not mention the bubbies…yes, I call them bubbies)… she also has the nicest smile.
The one in the middle is ubber-scary with the plastic face… I think she’s trying a ‘bit’ too hard to remain in with the younger crowd.
@darlene – wow, you are crazy and stretching for a reason to hate his posts. I’m a woman and I dislike this image. Is it because I am objectifying the women? No, it is because I don’t like objectifying women, which is what this image is doing.
I do know some women who are genuinely naturally that well endowed.
It’s not the endowment of the woman in pasties that indicates she’s had work done, it’s the fact that you could put a pencil under them and it wouldn’t stay there. No natural breast is spherical.
Kitteh, though you may know girls who are “naturally endowed” as you say, those boobs in the pictures are FAKE! Reals boobs are not that round. Real boobs do not look hard and gross. And real boobs do not stay that perky with NOTHING supporting them.
I love your blog, but I often browse it from work. Any chance you can put pictures like that under a cut and give a little warning in the future? I’m kind of lucky my boss wasn’t walking by when I opened your front page today. (He doesn’t mind me surfing, particularly while my computer is running other stuff in the background anyway, but would mind pictures of women with nothing but pasties of any kind, even if they are Hello Kitty.)
Ok Anon and Indigo, I think your probably right about the girl in the pasties: I was thinking more of the one in the candy stripe bustier though. Ok?
“Edward”, with one exception (who’s actually better looking than any of the women in these photos), everyone else I know who complains about “the objectification of women” is a stereotype “dungaree-wearing, man0hating dyke”. Yes really. Oh and, without judging you or your income, you do realise that these women, if employed at that club, are probably pulling down several hundred k a year for a 36 hour week?
mr.HKH i understand why you fear your email. those girls scare me. hello kitty was not supposed to be used that way!!!
I can’t see anything past the ginomous basooms! Are you sure those aren’t pasties but her actual nipples? It’s amazing what plastic surgeons can do these days.
Although I love the bunny suit and the corsets. And fact that we all know that none of those women will sink if thrown from a boat.
BTW, is that an oompaloompa in the foreground of the second pic?!
Things I noticed upon seeing this image:
1) These women are clearly delighted with themselves
2) One does not wear this type of apparel if one does not intend to objectify oneself – mission achieved
3) The woman in the middle is about 45 and has had a huge amount of ‘work’ done.
4) She’s got alarmingly buoyant swollen looking perpendicular growths on her rib-cage- close to where a normal woman’s boobs would be.
5) They’ve got Hello Kitty ‘modesty stickers’ on them (the irony)
After a scrolldown and scrollback I noticed the ‘incredibly cute’ / horrific HK corset.
It’s very sad that this is how our senior citizens try to get attention, no?
Bah! I knew that girl in the bunny outfit looked familiar… this pic is from the Playboy mansion. Now it all makes sense.
hahaha…Yes it is an oompaloompa… What a party!?!
@ Emma
45 is senior citizen age? Yikes!
Well, if you’re at the Playboy mansion and you’re not Hugh Heffner then I reckon it is!
@moriyah and Emma
AUGHGHHGGHHGHH! It is an oompaloompa!!!!! AUGHGHGHGH!
I will never look at Willy Wonka the same.
*crys
@ Emma
HAHA!!! Ok, now THAT makes TOTAL sense!!
@Andophiroxia
It may scar for a little while but at least you can erase it over time.
@moriyah
Heh. “Willy” Wonka.
This was taken at the Playboy Mansion and the pasties freaken scare me.
Now I’M scared! Oompaloompas have no place in the playboy mansion, unless played by the guy from Austin Powers… name totally escaped me right now.
(Verne Troyer) Mini-Me
I have been reading this blog and it is too funny. Although I doubt HK actually make pasties, they are kinda cute. I agree with Catherine – those girls are skanks or in her words “hags”. No matter how much they make, money cannot buy class, which these girls have none.
moriyah & andophiroxia:
I swear to GOD I’m going to pee my pants here at work!
I guess the good thing about being an Oompaloompa at Playboy party is that you’re short enough to see up the incredibly short ‘skirts’ of those girls!!!
Ha!!!! ‘Willy’ Wonka….HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
And the pasties are probably just stickers from Target that she put there with toupe glue!
@mhkitty
At least she used toupe glue!!!
@Darlene – no man is simply “objectifying” this girl because something’s wrong with them. If you walk around with a tiny corset with tiny underwear and pasties, you’re GOING to be objectified. You keep talking about what HK likes to do and how she helps people. SHE’S NOT REAL!! She’s a cartoon character! You’re the one who needs brain surgery.
I wonder if it would suck once she ripped those pasties off and then have red-colored HK skin patches. XD
I know that sounds bad, but the sight of that would be really amusing!
I’m surprised no one said it already….
Hello Titty
Geez, what’s next… oh, i know, the Hello Kitty Merkin!
Eww. Also on the HK corset.
The only thing I can think of that would put the frosting on the HK cake of this would be if she had HK garter belts also.
Excuse me while I’m nauseated now.
@monkutare:
GREAT ONE!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Would it be plural like Hello Titties?
@monkutare:
Hear titty titty titty
I almost fell of my chair.
What next
Hello kitty pole dance.
What ever the girl was obviously wearing that so that the guys can look at her boobs. Who is going to be like “Everyone will see what cute hello kitty faces I have on”? When you show boobs you get attention even those who are dumb know that. Men aren’t sexist, they’re just annoyed with hello kitty and don’t have lives so they have to make a website out of it.
I only saw this site recently and from the posts I read I’ve come to these conclusions:
#1. You secretly like Hello Kitty. You love to hate it. Otherwise, why the hell do you blog about something you claim to absolutely despise?
#2. Darlene is fake!!! You made up the character didn’t you? Her comments and your posts are written in a similar style.
#3. Write a book. Seriously. Because if you are faking (as in the “character” you are pretending to be when you write your blog), it’s pretty good for fiction and you are hilarious.
….
Of course, if it’s all true then (which I highly doubt) then carry on!
Thanks for the entertainment