Hello Kitty Coffee
Mornings are never a good time of the day in Hello Kitty Hell since I never know what Hello Kitty themed food might show up in front of me. To combat this, I usually get a cup of coffee and sip it while reading the newspaper to prepare myself for what Hello Kitty food may appear before me. Until this week I always assumed that my coffee would be evil feline free. That is no longer the case since my wife has seen this photo and has set her sight on perfecting Hello Kitty coffee:
There is something very wrong in the world when a guy can’t have a cup of black coffee in peace in the morning. I don’t know what is worse. That my wife is going to try and get me to drink a frothy, sugar filled coffee when all I need is caffeine in my system or that Hello Kitty will be staring at me before I’m fully awake. I have a feeling that mornings are going to be quite frightening in Hello Kitty Hell in the weeks to come…
Sent in by Linda who should be forced to drink nothing but these from now on for thinking it could in any way be a positive thing to let my wife see this and help her get the idea that Hello Kitty coffee is something that would be fun to make…
Update: Apparently one way to ruin a cup of coffee is not enough…
Sent in by jinny
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Posted: July 29th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Strange.
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[...] had to happen. If they make Hello Kitty coffee, it was only a matter of time before they started to make Hello Kitty green [...]
I know how to do that, but I’m a gentleman so I’ll not say.
What I will say is that no even half-considerate person would try and inflict cappacino (sp) on someone who has a genuine preference for black filter or espresso.
That may not be so bad, but I’m a girl.
And after a while, maybe you could have fun with it by sucking off half her face to ruin the symmetry.
Eh, who am I kidding? If you want your coffee black, it should be well enough left alone.
Ahh, I actually like the thought of drinking hello kitty, and peeing it out hours later, to then flush the toilet. xD
if this was taken at a store or restaurant I never want to go there. First the coffee, then the hello kitty in the plate behind it. I kind of puked just now. >_<
Oh, come on guys, it’s just a stencil with what looks like cinnamon… you can easily swish your spoon in it about once and lo-and -behold it’s gone!
And the plate, just use your eggs or whatever that is on the plate and wipe her out…
And yes Capuccino is a nasty and vile drink… unless you put like 3 oz of sugar into it
I hate to say this, but I have grown addicted to looking at the store shown to the right of the screen… there are a few things I really want (and have asked for a gift certificate for my b-day or x-mas). The image where they show the little bento molds like Kitty, Bunny and Teddy are too cute…okay really someone hold me back…smack me around a little….HELP!?!?!?!?
I was specifically not saying how to do it! Partly because if I wanted strong black filter (like any time I want coffee) and you gave me capuccino, you’d be risking ending up wearing it!
I know I’m not the only one who publicised the “Help get rid of 200 items” entry on other sites!
“Ahh, I actually like the thought of drinking hello kitty, and peeing it out hours later, to then flush the toilet. xD”
@Indiana
You are indeed a warped little child…. That’s absolutely brilliant. >
The force is strong in this one….
I know, I just couldn’t help it
(Smiles evilly)
I had it once at a Italian place for a business dinner… I almost spat it out, but could not without insulting the customers…so down it went…
I cleaned the entire 1st floor of my house that night and didn’t get to bed until sometime around 4am!
Lummie! That sounds like the result of feeding my usual (in good Italian places) double ristrettii to someone as light and slim (relatively speaking) as you MHK!
@Mhkitty
I totally know what you’re talking about!! Some things… just too cute!!! Pull youreself together, you’ll be okay.
oh it gets worse every day, doesn’t it..
You are so unappreciative. Why don’t you make your own damn coffee instead of complaining about the coffee that your wife makes for you. It seems to me that if you aren’t willing to get up and make your own, you should keep your mouth shut. Your wife takes the time to make you breakfast and all you can do is complain. Typical man. Maybe if you learned to show some appreciation to your wife and the readers of this blog, you wouldn’t have to complain so much.
The coffee is the least of my issues. Just give it a swirl or chuck it end of problem. I would have more of an issue going to that cafe (on my own). The just so much Hello Kitty I can take at one time.
she is getting more agressive by the minute….
Quick! the straightjacket!
Hello Kitty Coffee is insane!! Coffee is sacred and should be HK-free!
“coffe is sacred” WTF?
The morning coffee ritual is sacred and to screw with that is to screw with the fabric of reality, even time itself! If anyone so much as put HK near, in or on my coffee I would throw it in their lap. Lesson learned for HK’ing my beautiful (and don’t forget sacred) morning coffee.
speaking of which…
/walks to espresso machine
@Lucy
I think darlene got dumped again.
@Mhkitty
I wouldn’t mind it so much, because I get to distort and make evil something so cute.
@ Catherine
I agree, coffee is far from something to be considered sacred… Well, I guess maybe if your one of those recovering addict types who now have weird OCDish behavioral patterns… Which I guess in that case would be the fabric of a pretty pathetic reality. Oh right, and don’t forget sacred!
Okay, so did anyone actaully see in the above article where Mr. HKH makes his wife make him coffee?????
I didn’t see it ANYWHERE is the article!
I did see the phrase: ‘I usually get a cup of coffee’. Which sounds to me like he can get his own ‘damn’ coffee!
Darlene- you are a $@#&ing liar, you keep bitching that Mr. HKH says all this sexist stuff when YOUR the one interjecting all that crap… you know I really think you need help… I’m not teasing anymore… you seriously need help… like a Phsyciatrist who knows how to deal with split personalities because it sounds like you are a VERY confused woman with a inner man lurking just below the surface….
Seriously. GET. HELP.
@SaraDane
So Eloquently put… R U reading my mind?
@SaraDane
@Catherine
Hahahahahahahahaha – so true, so true
I think the coffe is seriously cute.
I think I agree with Darlene today. HKH get your own damn coffee and you would not have to worry about the vile HK coffee problem.
Mr. HKH, don’t wind up like this guy:
http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=11955
@MHK
If you are truly in HKH as you say then the first thing you see HK in the am wouldn’t be your coffee it would be your sheets, or your boxers, or toothbrush, etc.. I call BS on your HKH…….
(sorry forgot the “H” at the end @MHKH)
@Catherine
good point
Yeah, Binks…. I’m calling BS!
@moriyah – “to screw with that is to screw with the fabric of reality, even time itself”
If your morning ritual is tainted the fabric or reality and time is somehow changed? I think you must have a screw missing somewhere. And, my, my such hostility over a cup of coffee.
And you people say Darlene needs a strait jacket.
@Binks
It’s call being facetious.
Didn’t sound “facetious” when you stated….
“If anyone so much as put HK near, in or on my coffee I would throw it in their lap. Lesson learned for HK’ing my beautiful (and don’t forget sacred) morning coffee.”
I like a good cuppa joe.
I like quality coffee and I have preferences with the coffee.
If you guys are thinking the morning ritual is OCD and weird within itself, you should look at this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
Civet cat coffee is where I draw the line. Maybe HK should market that as her coffee so fanatics and uber conisseurs themselves can spend about 100USD+ to have not only a pound of poo coffee, but one with a cute, mouthless, pink cat branded onto the packaging.
Yummmy….
@ moriyah
from what I’ve seen of your previous postings you weren’t joking and your wit has much to be desired…
@ Mr. HKH
Possibly maybe tea would calm you down? Also, I found out there’s no HK -shaped teabags, nor has she bioengineered any other types of tea leaves to turn it into the HK pink.
Also, tea gives you more of a steady lift. Not as rough.
Better yet, HK hasn’t really infected the tea biz yet…
How can you be frightened by the sight of Hello Kitty? You know she loves you and wants you to begin the day in a good mood. She has no bad intentions whatsoever.
You should be immensely grateful to your wife for giving you the opportunity to start your day with Hello Kitty.
@andophiroxia “Kopi_Luwak”
that is just GROSS
@moriyah
it did not appear to be “facetious” but rather hostile; ergo the comment that I made. Haven’t you ever heard the expression “there is truth in jest”. I am sorry if you are offended.
Besides, why can YOU be “facetious” and not I ??
@andophiroxia & moriyah:
Ladies, looks like we got another live one here
Anyway, I swear the poo link was enough to kill my appetite for weeks to come…
And I have to say, I hate coffee in any other form but a Vanilla Frapachino (sp) so I can’t relate, but I DO get mighty testy if someone were to take away my chocolate….
@ Mhkitty
Why is it that Binks would be considered a “live one” but those two are not?
Thank you Sara Dane.
Besides, I DID apologize.
Careful… God forbid you say anything wrong….
The troll comments should start rolling anytime now.
(take it from me)
i see all of those pictures of ‘coffee art’. how do they do that?! some of them are easier to guess, but this one i have no idea.
@ andophiroxia
Why on this great green earth would anyone want to drink that?! Ok, so the wiki entry was detailed, but I couldn’t get past the roasting paragraph.
@ mhkitty
Off topic: A friend of mine loves chocolate so much that she can smell it from across the house. If she finds it, she claims it. Taking it away is dangerous to our health!
seems like darlene has called in her troops to defend HK LMAO
@Chayo: Right the first time!
@moriyah:
Yeah thats like me, I have stashes all over the place.. people liken me to a crack addict with my chocolate
I revise my comment- make that TWO live ones
@Jaime: in my first comment I stated it was done using a stencil held over the drink then having a powder (ie cinnamon) sprinkled over top.
Stencil kits (normally used for cakes) are commonly sold at craft stores but just about any washable stencil can be used…
I have a memopad cover that would be about the size of this ‘art’.
@ Binks and moriyah
Yeah it is. The worst part is that seriously people pay about $100 for that sh!t!!! They claim the stomach acids digest the tannins and whatever that makes coffee harsh.
I seriously don’t give a crap about how it is gentler and more aromatic or whatever. It comes out of the other end of an animal.
Case closed!
@Indiana
Btw, the little child comment was not meant to be deragatory, it was just to illustrate that someone of your age has already displayed great skill and must become a padawan in evility…
Join the dark side…
OMG! *fan girl squeal* I love coffee and Hello Kitty!
All I have to say is ‘geweweeeee’ as I shiver with revolt.
Yuuuucckky!
Not what i would want to see as soon as i wake up either, but then again beside the face of the evil feline it looks good lol
Also, for all that is holy Darlene get some help or a life OR SOMETHING
what a waste of coffee. I enjoy stuff with creamer true enough but it is wasteful to put stuff in just for looks plus makes making it the perfect flavor more tricky. Just means that if HKH gets his coffee out of a coffee pot like most people then he should keep getting it out straight.