Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Indiana
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:48 am

Wow. Just when you think Hello kitty doesn’t give pain. Now it does….In a new sorta way. What’s next…Hello kitty casts or x-rays of broken bones with hello kitty? -__-

Comment from Suzanne
Time: July 31, 2008, 1:34 am

Its when I knew we were made for each other. He noticed it before I did… and proceeded to draw it. YAY!

Comment from Suzanne
Time: July 31, 2008, 3:57 am

Oh ya. I guess I’ll post this picture since its related to my other submission. My cat wearing the same Hello Kitty PJ top that my boyfriend did:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/GremlinGirl/IMG_0273.jpg

Comment from marlene
Time: July 31, 2008, 4:47 am

He is drawing Hello Kitty himself because he has nothing to be ashamed of. he is secure in his manhood and not even HK tattoos all over his body couldn’t harm him.

Drawing Hello Kitty around his bruise will make people smile every time they see it - that’s how Hello Kitty makes each day brighter and more beautiful for everyone. His girlfriend was really nice to give him this brilliant idea.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: July 31, 2008, 5:26 am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/GremlinGirl/IMG_0273.jpg

Lasers running up to power…

Comment from mhkitty
Time: July 31, 2008, 5:48 am

OMG… I think this takes the cake….
So, wait, he got the bruise, THEN drew HK around it… Okay that’s not SO bad… I thought that pic was him bruising HIMSELF so he could sport HK’s bow… I was going to call that insane… now not so much.

So this is the one you took the picture of on the couch in your HK stuff… glad to know you two are still together

I won’t mention the brain washing going on here… (j/k Suzanne- all in good humor)

Comment from Emma
Time: July 31, 2008, 6:15 am

@marlene

Darlene has a sister, too?

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 6:46 am

People… at least tidy up before you take a picture of something; esp/ if you are going to post it!

Comment from britty
Time: July 31, 2008, 7:08 am

marlene? what is this? darlenes robotic army of hello kitty fanatics??

anyhow, the bruise is a little wacky. its hard to believe anyone could look at that and think *Hello Kitty!*
but i guess it happens..

Comment from Binks
Time: July 31, 2008, 7:32 am

Obviously this guy has not left the closet. It has nothing to do with brainwashing and everything to do with the fact that he LOVES HK.

@Catherine
I agree, clean or crop before posting.

Comment from daughter of darlene
Time: July 31, 2008, 8:09 am

Aunt Marlene! <3

Comment from moriyah
Time: July 31, 2008, 8:33 am

Huh. Well that’s just… stupid. What’s worse are the comments it garners. Wait… I’ve got one:

You’re weird for drawing hello kitty on your bruise. Enough said.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 9:00 am

@Binks
Your right….HK lover!

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 31, 2008, 9:14 am

Suzanne, the man loves you and the cat doesn’t mind. You got a good thing going.

Comment from Jason
Time: July 31, 2008, 9:16 am

Him drawing the hello kitty on the bruise was a bad idea, he’s encouraging his crazy girlfriend’s behavior.
Any guy that is a hello kitty lover needs to have his manhood removed… slowly and painfully.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: July 31, 2008, 9:52 am

Wow, Jason, a little angry are we?

I even cringed…

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 9:57 am

I call thee Male Kittyler

I just going to come out and say

“We accept you! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble”
For me part furry lifestyler part I know I am touching forbidden fruit. Sleep tight MR. HKH

Comment from Sara Dane
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:27 am

First Mary as a grilled cheese sandwhich and now HK as a bruise??? I think is may be a little too drink the koolaid for me lol

@ Catherine
I agree at least fold the towel!

Comment from Sara Dane
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:29 am

@ Acton
did you drink your koolaid arleady??

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:36 am

@Acton
or forget to take your medication?

Comment from Sharlene
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:38 am

@marlene
You are so right. A true man would be happy to do whatever his wife or girlfriend would like, and know that Hello Kitty is loved and adored by so many. I would make them happy to see such a happy face in connection with such a sad event, like a bruise.

Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:57 am

You know what? I’d do that. I’d draw HK on myself/my significant other–but I wouldn’t be at all offended if said significant other washed it off. It’d be for laughs, not for an undying love of HK.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 31, 2008, 11:00 am

Well I will say it is somewhat questionable for a man to draw HK on his bruise, it’s not the wierdest thing I’ve seen.

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 11:20 am

Nether; read my journal and you know why.

If not, the short story is, I role play as a 6′ 4″ very sarcastic black bear who passion is politics and skewing liberals (i am a budding artist athro, and traditional) and hope with heath issues taken care of, future fursuiter. Yes I an a furry. Hello Kitty just got added to the mix and growing plushie collection I am looking for George White plush. I am known to wear my tail out in public now and then

I am not psychotic or part of a cult, I do not like Koolaid. Even through I thought of starting the secret society of Male Kittylers with code word and secret hand shake. did I say have a weird sense of humor. So If I am out there I have to say I plead no contest and deal with it.

ps. in no way I am associated with [insert name]lene.

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 11:42 am

My eyes! My eyes! I read your “journal”and I hope to God you don’t live near my children….

Comment from Binks
Time: July 31, 2008, 11:48 am

@Acton ““We accept you! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble” For me part furry lifestyler part I know I am touching forbidden fruit. ”

I don’t know what that means, but I am afraid. Hide the children

Comment from Jason
Time: July 31, 2008, 11:59 am

Lol how did this ever get to to being about furry? Pretty messed up lol.

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:05 pm

Catherine @

Ah yes the old myth that furries are Sex fiends a la Charlie Sierra India. I say we are no more or no less sexual that other segments of society and our conventions are rather tame but definitely does not tolerate pedophilia . Your children are safe, I also a bible believing christian.

Binks@
I do have a habit of using quotes from obscure movies to make my point. It come from Freaks a 1932 controversial “horror’ movie concerning side show preforms.

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:06 pm

Yes let get back to the kitty

Comment from Binks
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:13 pm

@Acton
Sorry, I am not an obscure, mid 20th century movie watcher.
The quote was lost on me. Still, it is a bit strange.
However, being a bible believing or a bible thumping christian does not exclude one from the pedophilia group. I am glad that your group does not tolerate it. (breathing a sigh of relief)

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:16 pm

@Binks
I call BS on you. Your still freaked out by him, c’mon.

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:19 pm

I guess I should be more clear too bad we can not edit out own comments.

I think the guy is a secret Hello Kitty fan or know what girl friend buttons to press. I think the scar thing a bit odd perhaps like me he has a sense of humor

That I amused my Mrs. HKH obsession and Mr. obsession to find the latest Hello Kitty item to be offended. To me the big cosmic joke is MR. HKH is obsessed as much as his wife and a good writer to boot. The two are the perfect pair.

Comment from Lucy
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:36 pm

why do we always end talking of anything else but the entry itself???

but… in the end… i understand why someone would see his IV bruise like a HK bow….

he WAS in the hospital… with dehydration….. so…. im guessing you still need some more of that IV no?

Comment from Sara Dane
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:40 pm

gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble… sounds more like a brown turkey then a black bear to me

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:43 pm

@Sara Dane
lol

Comment from Binks
Time: July 31, 2008, 12:52 pm

@Catherine
yes, I guess I still am a little creeped out
@Lucy
where is your sense of fun and adventure?
@Sara
ROFL

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 1:05 pm

@Lucy
It’s called a “conversation”

Comment from Sara Dane
Time: July 31, 2008, 1:20 pm

@ Catherine
I think she’s upset that she lost the lime light…

Comment from R.K.
Time: July 31, 2008, 1:29 pm

Can’t we all just get along? It seems the kitty brings out the claws in many of us. Bring it…

Comment from Lucy
Time: July 31, 2008, 1:42 pm

I still like the idea of a HKH forum.

For all those little things we want to chat about XD

…. and what’s a lime light?

Comment from Chayo
Time: July 31, 2008, 2:11 pm

@catherine
at least theres no HK underwear on the bed

Comment from Catherine
Time: July 31, 2008, 2:28 pm

Get the guy some HK self tanner, for goodness sakes!

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 2:38 pm

@Suzanne

I read you post about dressing him up. I stand corrected but a very good sport living about in hello kitty hell.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: July 31, 2008, 2:42 pm

Meh…
Lime light… 15 Minutes of Fame…they’re pretty much the same to me…
I have not seen the other pictures if there are some(my work wont’ let me connet to photobucket), but I don’t see any clutter… am I missing something here?

Comment from Jaime
Time: July 31, 2008, 4:31 pm

the bruise isn’t so impressive, but now i know what to do when my fiance goes to the hospital. he always gets bruises from IVs.

secondly, i don’t find Acton’s being a furry nearly as creepy as him being a republican.

Comment from Acton
Time: July 31, 2008, 4:41 pm

oooh! Below the belt shot Jaime. That’s Mr Republican Precinct Committee Person for you.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 31, 2008, 4:50 pm

I wonder if the pen hurt on the bruise. But was it a good pain?

Comment from Suzanne
Time: July 31, 2008, 6:09 pm

You guys make me laugh. “At least fold the towel.” There’s usually a pile-up of dishes in the sink! This was a *clean* day for us.
My boyfriend did this for fun. I was grossed out by his big gross IV site, and he tried to make it less gross by pointing out that it was actually cute. He’s not gay, he’s not a secret Hello Kitty lover, just trying to make light of a very bad situation. (It was quite scary seeing him passed out on the floor bleeding from the head.) So… uh… ya… I tried to get him to do it in permenant marker, but he wouldn’t go that far.

Comment from Tamichiko
Time: July 31, 2008, 6:09 pm

Hello Kitty is creeping me out more and more each day!!!!!

I think it’s about time I shoot a video of myself taking a pin and sticking it in the butt of my biggest Hello Kitty plush………it’s time Hello Kitty gets to feel the pain she inflicts on Mr. HKH

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 31, 2008, 6:58 pm

@Suzanne

What happened to him? Sounded real bad!

Comment from Suzanne
Time: July 31, 2008, 7:39 pm

We were at the movies and while we were at the concession stand, he whispered to me that he didn’t feel good. I didn’t think anything of it because I knew he was hung over. I walked away from him to get a straw and the next thing I know, he’s on the floor, seizing with a pool of blood coming from his head. He was taken to the hospital in an ambulance and had staples put in his head and was put on an IV for dehydration. Let this be a lesson to you all: drinking alcohol is dangerous even if you DON’T drive!

Comment from Violet
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:30 pm

has anybody noticed “marlene?”
or “sharlene?”
hmmm… are they just other personalities or “darlene?”
me thinks so!

Comment from Violet
Time: July 31, 2008, 10:30 pm

“…personalities of darlene, that is”

Comment from Indiana
Time: July 31, 2008, 11:05 pm

Which reminds me….Where is darlene? O.o strange.

Oh well. PARTAY ON THE BRUISE!! xD

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 1, 2008, 1:03 am

Lucy and MHK, “the limelight” is an old theatrical term, referring to a very powerful spotlight used to follow the principal action (or star) in a crowd scene.

Comment from Sara Dane
Time: August 1, 2008, 4:47 am

@Suzanne
way to find the fun in a bad situation… Hopefully, you’re as intelligent as I’m assuming and you know most of the stuff on here is out of jest… Sounds like you and your BF have a good balance. Hopefully he has learned a valuable lesson about the horrifying effects of alcohol.. If not, I say next time you draw HK with permanent marker all over his whole body!

Comment from Catherine
Time: August 1, 2008, 6:14 am

@Kitteh
“Limelight” was also a dance club in Manhattan, from the early 80’s into late 90’s.
It was an old church turned into a night club, it was pretty cool.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: August 1, 2008, 6:40 am

@Kitteh!!
I knew what it was, but thanks
I was being a bit facetious, considering the tone of the remark

@Suzanne:
God Lord hon, how much did he drink???? He seems a little on the skinny side (no offence meant) so maybe he shoudl cut down a bit… or next time you go drinking you make him drink a glass of water after every 2nd beer…

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 1, 2008, 7:47 am

Thanks Catherine. I think my reference is a hundred years or so older than that in the original use, and actually pre-dates electricity!

MKH, etymology is one of my many minor hobbies, and I took Lucy’s query seriously. If anyone’s interested, I can probably dig out a link to the original photochemistry.

Suzanne, MHK has a point. If you pass out as a result, you have drunk too much for you! Fortunately for me, I get to the “throwing up” stage before I get to the passing out one!

Comment from R.K.
Time: August 1, 2008, 8:04 am

Constant kitty drives people to drink excessively…you are lucky he is alive

Comment from daughter of darlene
Time: August 1, 2008, 8:42 am

@Indiana: My mommy took a vow of silence against you people.D:<

Comment from Bea
Time: August 1, 2008, 9:07 am

Oh man. No way.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: August 1, 2008, 11:15 am

@Indianan:
In other words: There IS a God!!!!!

Comment from Suzanne
Time: August 1, 2008, 5:17 pm

I have no idea how much he drank. He just said he was just drinking from like 10pm to 8am, and then didn’t drink any water after. Then we woke up the next day and went to Family Fun Center and then the movies and then it happened…. so… ya. He’s re-thinking his lifestyle.

Comment from Indiana
Time: August 2, 2008, 3:02 am

@mhkitty:

There IS a god….. *sniffles* THANK YOU! *cries*

*hugs everyone* A dream come true!!! *cries harder*

P.S = does Darlene really HAVE a daughter? O.o

@Suzanne:
Ouch…Wow. I feel sorry for you guys. I mean…wow. O_O

Comment from sanriobaby
Time: August 2, 2008, 12:52 pm

Wow…. I guess that’s how they entertain themselves when there’s nothing better to do.

Comment from Ashley
Time: August 3, 2008, 8:51 am

I knew it! Darelene does have multiple personalities =p

Comment from SeraNyaNya
Time: August 3, 2008, 10:56 am

Ah, so she DOES have split personality disorder…
Anyhoo… Doesn’t just about everyone get bruises like that all the time?

Comment from Puppy
Time: August 3, 2008, 2:30 pm

you know you have no life when…

Comment from Jason
Time: August 4, 2008, 12:19 am

“Ah, so she DOES have split personality disorder…
Anyhoo… Doesn’t just about everyone get bruises like that all the time?”

I like barely ever bruise. You have to hit me pretty hard to get one on me. No that is not an invitation to try. ^_^

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 4, 2008, 3:14 am

Suzanne, as it happens I have done something similar, but I didn’t faint. I went to see a film, and went to sleep about 10 mins in. Maybe he didn’t actually faint, but just go to sleep and fold up as a result?

Comment from Suzanne
Time: August 4, 2008, 6:53 am

He seizured though… and the hospital was really concerned about how dehydrated he was.

Comment from Alina
Time: October 23, 2008, 3:51 am

as a child i wasn’t a hello kitty person, more of a my little pony girl..but now reaching the age of 17, i’ve seen enough hello kitty creepiness to last me the rest of my life. and darlene, marlene, parlene whoever you are today…you are, a truly obsessive person O.O