Hello Kitty Wedding Video
Basically the worst of my Hello Kitty Hell nightmares – the full on Hello Kitty wedding:
If anyone sees me in a situation like this, take out the Hello Kitty shotgun and put me out of my misery.
Sent in by a disturbing number of people — far more than should ever want to watch a Hello Kitty video, let alone a Hello Kitty wedding video.
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Posted: August 20th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video, Hello Kitty Wedding.
Comments: 83
That poor poor man. Only Darlene and maybe a 5 year old would want that wedding and if you didn’t then “your not comfortable with your sexuality” XD
More disturbing then it being a HK wedding, they got married in a bus depot or something… WTF?
Wow that was quick!
I sent this in yesterday since I found it highly disturbing.
@Catherine: I agree, wtf?
The wedding isn’t as scary as the song… and I am confused about their location. Maybe a promo or contest?
..and he didn’t even get a kiss on the lips. Just a lingering creepy kiss on the cheek. I’m freaked out by this video.
the bride looks so adorable! but the wedding is tacky! and whats with the paper work after the nuptials?
i think i’m going to send this to my sister and tell her i want her to dress up as hello kitty for my wedding. lol.
Woah! That is sweet of the guy… Maybe you and your wife can celebrate a major anniversary in that way — I think she would LOVE that! (=^_^=)
This looks like an MTV styled wedding. Maybe it’s how they do the video/filming.
Strangely enough the bride looks rather styled, despite many HK-shaped baubles ’round her delicate neck.
Oh yes, the sign too. Svarovski (sp) is quite getting overplayed.
This is old news I get conflicting information that the couple had won this wedding in in a contest. It dose look like promotional piece. Now before you snicker the the person is a sucker, having some knowledge in a cost for an Asian wedding, I too would take what is given if it free.
Poor groom, I bet he now lives in his own personal Hello Kitty Hell.
That poor Boy/man/child…
Why do I think of ManBearPig?
*shivers*
Its amazing what people can do to get consentual and legal sex these days…
She is really pretty… but she is missing the bow on her veil XD
and,… is this vid korean or chinese? I can’t tell…
I know weddings are for the girls… but I’d definitely kill my fiancee and hide the body if she ever wanted anything as retarded like this. I don’t care if she was some really hot asian chick or not.
I feel sorry for guys that have have lost their manhood like this. I mean… what sane guy would ever stay with a girl like this?
More info
This getting more interesting or twisted depending on your view as I look deeper into this.
From Various sources:
“Also, while Hello Kitty does have stereotypically English attributes like a love for hosting tea parties, it would be unimaginable for the London Underground to play host to an officially sanctioned, legally valid Hello Kitty wedding like that held at the MTR Hong Kong station on Valentine’s Day this year. Almost unbelievably, Hello Kitty and her tuff-haired boyfriend, Dear Daniel, served as bridesmaid and best man, for good measure!”
@andophiroxia:
ROFL!!!
My dog’s name is bear so I may not want to lump him in with this guy.
@Lucy:
That has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard today!
(laughing at my desk getting looks from coworkers)
@Jason:
May the force be with you now and always! This is why I keep my HK stuff in the proverbial closet
Jesus. I am in such shock. This tops anything you have ever out on here. I even like hello kitty…but this isn’t just a piece of hello kitty merchandise that you could throw away or something. This is taking what is supposed to be the most beautiful day of your life and turning it into some creepy freak show. What kind of a man would put up with that?! I would hope my boyfriend would slap me before he’d let me do something like this, free or not.
Hmmmm… I wonder who did the flowers? ‘Cause ya gotta figure someone with that kinda talent does more than HK boquets.
Oooo! And remember this: everytime there’s a HK wedding, there’s two people in hot, sweaty HK suits vowing to hate HK forever.
@Catherine
The whole thing was creepy from location to song to HK/HD attendants. I don’t know if I would do this kind of wedding even if it was free!
Wait, what’s with the two his-and-hers mascots? Is Hello Kitty simultaneously acting as the best man and the maid of honor? Or is it a double wedding with Hello Kitty marrying…Hello Kitty?
Help me understand. Or maybe it’s best that I don’t.
Lucy — I’m almost positive it’s Chinese.
It’s Cantonese.
@ A
It’s HK’s male counterpart, Dear Daniel. He has the same head shape as HK, but- you’ll notice?- Fuzzier hair and no bow.
i wish i could have this wedding.
they got married at the MTR in Hong Kong. this actually came out a couple of years ago. I heard they won this wedding in a contest or something like that…. kind of surprised you just got wind of this. It is hellish.
something no one has commented on….the dude’s name is HORLICK. HOR-LICK. he’s already got issues.
WOW. Not much to say. x_x
But I’m glad they had a happy wedding. Good luck to them. =D
Is there a “Hello Kitty Sniper Rifle”?
WATCHED THIS FOR GAZILLION TIMES IN YOUTUBE!
Did I read that right? Horlick? As in, ??
http://www.bloom-design.com/images/horlicks01.jpg
The bride was beautiful. Quite possibly insane, but beautiful.
Can we see darlene’s HK funeral next?
WTF!? It looks like it’s held at a train station. I’m guessing it’s Hong Kong (hence the Cantonese). What’s up w/the song? Yes, she’s pretty but they’re insane. OMG, the Hello Kitty’s as boutineers and part of the bouquet!! What’s up with Horlick? As in the hot, milky drink? Bizarre!!
Thanks, Liz.
In that case, I actually find it even creepier. Hello Kitty is romantically involved with a clone of herself?
Strange, strange. I don’t remember this guy being around when I was actually at the appropriate age to like Hello Kitty.
Oh, and the reason for all the paperwork is that it was all on Hello Kitty paper… it was just the marriage certificate, which you see the guy notarize but it was HK so most likely part of the deal for the stunt.
Dear Daniel…wtf? Why does there have to be a male counterpart? I like HK, but I am learning waaaay too much that I really didn’t need, nor want to know.
That makes as much sense as HK being sold to men as a fashion statement. They seriously are selling images of HK targeted towards guys. At least Dear Daniel would SLIGHTLY make more sense.
No, and I’m not kidding about that.
@andophiroxia
Is Dear Daniel really the guy version of HK?
oh, sad.. someone else has the same name as me on here. :[ i guess it is time to be a tad more creative.
anyhow, staying on topic.. if this wedding was won and payed for i guess thats understandable.
but either way, they both look like they couldn't be any happier.
:] i guess i’ll have to show this vid to my fiance. he knows i love HK but not THIS much!.
I only made it through 40 seconds of that video – it was creeping me out too much.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought ‘Horlick’ was an odd name.
Dear Daniel is her “boyfriend”. So, I guess in order to not appear quite so obviously emasculating, it seems to make more sense to sell HK with her boyfriend’s image, instead of HK.
Ah, in some weird way that makes sense. Those Sanrio peeps think of everything…..
Dear Daniel seems to be the feminine ideal of a man (ie. prince charming)
Badtz-Maru comes of more male like.
Badtz-Maru also has a bike!
But he scowls a lot…that is if a crow CAN scowl…
Sheesh. I know weddings are expensive, and asian weddings more so, but isn’t it the responsibility of the bride’s family to pay for it? In which case the man really doesn’t have much of a choice in the matter anyway.
I’d say that I hoped this guy’s girl had her fill of Hello Kitty post wedding, but Since HK is like Crack Cocaine I’d doubt it.
Poor guy. Poor girl for that matter. Having a pair of anthropomorphic silent cats following you down the aisle on your wedding day is enough to creep the hell out of anyone.
so, i’ve decided upon noel.
@Acton
And notice, Dear Daniel never does anything or says anything, so I suppose that’s another “feminized” ideal.
@britty
What about “Noelle”?
@ mhkitty06
I think Badtz-Maru is officially a penguin. But I am with you, he is more crow like.
Either way, this wedding is still officially creepy.
Hmmm… a penguin… ah okay then… I guess that would explain the white tummy then, wouldn’t it?
(duh, me…he he he)
binks & mhkitty, i thought ahiru no pekkle was the penguin…