Hello Kitty Fanatic Song
I found this in my email box today – an original Hello Kitty fanatic song by Anna Joy. The song pretty much sums up what it’s like living with a Hello Kitty fanatic…
You can listen to the song at The Ugly Trannies Myspace Page (click the “Hello Kitty” on the player – warning: words NSFW)
You will probably have to read the lyrics to be able to understand it all, so here they are:
I can’t stop buying all that Hello Kitty s***
I cannot close my closet door, my drawers just overflow with it
And I will not take it back
I need it more than crack
If I can’t have that pillowcase then I will have a heart attackI can’t stop buying all that Hello Kitty crap
I go to the Sanrio store and I know full well it’s a trap
‘Cuz it’s just so f****** cute
It’s just so f****** cute
I think that I have pooped my pants
I thought that it was just a tootPosters coasters toasters rugs and mugs and keychains
(I want it all!)
Curtains tampons purses shirts and toys and storm drains
(I want it all!)
Panties bras and guitars, socks and shoes and t-shirts
(I want it all!)
Sanrio will make sure every last dollar hurts
(I want it all!)I can’t stop buying all that Hello Kitty junk
It put it all in my backseat because I cannot close my trunk
‘Cuz it’s never enough
No it’s never enough
I’ll tattoo it on my labia
I have to have all of this stuffRazors tazers lasers lite-brites dildos statues
(I want it all!)
Guns and ammo, crack and smokes and s***** tattoos
(I want it all!)
Posters coasters toasters rugs and mugs and keychains
(I want it all!)
Curtains tampons purses shirts and toys and storm drains
(I want it all!)I couldn’t quit me all that Hello Kitty crap
So when I sleep outside the kitty store, I sleep in Hello Kitty wrap
‘Cuz I blew all my loot
My landlord gave me the boot
…but don’t you think this garbage can is hella f****** cute??Posters coasters toasters rugs and mugs and keychains
(I want it all!)
Curtains tampons purses shirts and toys and storm drains
(I want it all!)
Panties bras and guitars, socks and shoes and t-shirts
(I want it all!)
Sanrio will make sure every last dollar hurts
(I want it all!)
It’s never good to start a new week with a Hello Kitty fanatic song, but at least it’s not the original Hello Kitty theme song…(warning, listen at your own risk – I’m telling you right now that you don’t want to click on it…)
I told you…
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Posted: August 25th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 84
That youtube video scared me… With t-that evil song. O__O
The first two words were sung, “Hellooo Kitty….” And I stopped the video. xD
geeez thats way too creeepy
i dnt no if ill be able to look at hello kitty the same way ahhh seriously if i was gonna brain wash someone thats the song i would use
but i dnt no why glancing back at hello kitty ….i just dont no if i can stop loving it…shes just so damn cute
sorry wish i could not like her ahaha at least im not obsessed
xo
Now that’s ugly! No I am not taking about the Hello Kitty theme.
Given the choice between Ugly Trannies and the Hello kitty theme song I take the theme song any day. The Ugly Trannies gives new meaning parody gone horribly wrong. I notice you forgot your customary curse. Let me this time, to you Mr. HKH may you spend the next 30 days listening to only the Hello Kitty Theme song for inflicting my ears with this crap pretending to be music and to the Ugly Trannies my they be forced to use only Hello Kitty Instruments and a few pointers by Weird Al” Yankovic how to play and do parody. No I need to listen to some Mozart to get this crap out of my mind.
OMG! I had to turn it off.
That is the Sanrio Cult Brainwashing song.
I’ve just been seriously song fu#$ed. Thanks, Mr HK Hell!
Oh F&$@ing A !!!!!!!!
What the HELL was that????
What WERE they smoking when they came up with that?!?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
This is what you play someone when they are tied to a chair, gagged, their eyeballed taped open to watch… and then once they are comotose they are then fitted with concrete shoes…..you get the rest …. bwahahahaha!
MR. HKH… that was NOT nice to do this too us… though you did warn us… I really wasn’t expecting it to be *that* bad… until I opened it…. then all hell broke loose!
I refuse to listen to the song as the lyrics were enough to make my eyes bleed. I would rather start my day off with a lovely sonata or some Imogen Heap… something that won’t make the ears bleed.
I feel sorry to those of you who lost their brain to this song… if it could even be called a song. Crap those are terrible lyrics….
didn’t listen to the song… didn’t watch the video…. i’ll be okay in an hour or so…
but one thing… there’s hk TAMPONS?!?!?! YUCk!!!!!!!!
@moriyah
Oh, c’mon…. You must experience the lyrics if only just for a second. Just listen for a tiny moment. It’s really funny…..(everyone’s doing it hahahahaha)
I couldnt listen to it… my PC refuses to play the vid nor the song!!!!
Not even the computers tolerate this BS!
“…and to the Ugly Trannies my they be forced to use only Hello Kitty Instruments and a few pointers by Weird Al” Yankovic how to play and do parody.”
I would love some Hello Kitty instruments! Care to buy and send them to me??
Thanks to Mr. HKH guy for linking me! I love Hello Kitty, but you people are crazy (and kind of dense for constantly pissing and moaning on an anti-kitty blog)!! Kisses!!
xoxo
AnnaJoy
One part of the original song was “Your smile is prettty…”
How can it’s smile be pretty? IT DOESN’T HAVE A MOUTH!
@Jason
lol
MY EARS!!! THEY BUUURRRNNN!!!!
Seriously, though…what’s with the little sax riff at the end? How does that go with the infernal hellishness passing for “cute” that characterizes the rest of the song?
I thought it was hilarious! I just added it to my Myspace page!!
This must be Mrs. HKH’s theme song! lol
I had been quite happy not having heard the Hello Kitty song.
Now my face is all http://www.theraider.net/films/raiders/gallery/makingof/mo_77.jpg
yeaaah i didnt wanna listen to that hk song.
solid gold
Now we know what was really in the Ark of the Covenant. Ok, we are not going looking for Tanis inwhere in the next 2 millenia!!
@AnnaJoy:
I’d say ‘it takes one to know one’, but that would be beneath me
The song was funny in a crazy-angry-at-the-world sort of way but a funny song nonetheless. You do realize that most of the time we are joking and just being silly, right?
Oh, and P.S. I’m very scared about the tattooing of the labia part….(cringes) OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!
Okay last time posting…
Has anyone seen the new HK stuff at Target lately????
They have the latest installment of stuff in the $1 section, there are the cutest memo pads
(I know~ I fell off the wagon in a big way…)
@mhkitty06
I’m going to Target today!
@mhkitty06
Yes i noticed the same in the Target In Portland. It look like Target is getting out of the Hello Kitty buisness.
I saw a HK ice pack. It’s in the pharmacy for $4.99.
I am not joking.
I couldn’t hear the song, but at the same time, I sort of don’t miss it considering the reaction here.
I think I’m glad that my computer hates Myspace sometimes.
@mhkitty06:
I’m sure most of you are no crazier than I am! Har! I was mainly just referring to the people in the converse thread. That was something to behold!
But thanks to everyone for liking (or disliking) the song!!
–AJ
Ha, I have a bunch of the icepacks from you guessed it, Target, that were in the $1 section from 2 years ago…
@Acton: They carry $1 HK items once or twice a year…which excites me to no end… I buy all the little hair clips and stuff for my friend’s daughter who also love HK (thanks to me!).
@mhkitty06
I have to remember that next year, our church supports a school supply drive.
I have boys…waaaaaaa
@ mhkitty
I think I bought everything in that Target dollar section!!!
@ Catherine
We can buy HK stuff for each other 
Be happy your boys are boys and not like this guy!! Or Stylist D
I think the HK Tranny needs to take his HK tampons and stick them in his mouth!!! I’m with Moriyah on this one, I’m not even going to listen…
Somewhere, some marketing guru at Sanrio is thinking….
“Storm drains!! I can’t believe we didn’t think of it sooner. Now Hello Kitty will direct the overflow water with love so that it can return to the earth.”
@Sara Dane
I’m not shopping with you your a complete stranger…..
@ Catherine
I didn’t say shop together, I said for each other.. Geez!! I don’t even know you!!! lol
@Sara Dane
I suppose a cleaver chosen tasteful gift is acceptable…
@Sara Dane
(I’m a size sub zero!)lol
@ Catherine
Great! I’ll buy you a bracelet and you can wear it as belt!!
@Sara Dane
Puuuurfect!
@mhkitty06:
Don’t be scared, just use your Hello Kitty ice pack afterwards.
@FaerieLaedie:
Crap. I knew I should have copyrighted that one.
Although some people are not grasping that this song is supposed to be teh funneez…and sending me messages asking if Hello Kitty tampons really exist. Um, no. Sanrio has not gone there…yet.
But if they did, I would totally be first in line for some HK-themed feminine hygiene products. ForEVERS.
@Catherine: Mine is a boy, too.
I thank the Divine Powers that Be devoutly and often. It’s lovely to have a Bratz, Hannah Montana and Kitty-free home!
I’m too speechless to comment
@A
I suppose you have a valid point. I am the special girl in the house
@AnnaJoy:
There are already HK Maxipads… I saw some on Ebay once… new in package, thank the Gods!
I’m waiting for the tampons… I figure since they already have the pads, condoms, and tp, so why not more? I betcha somewhere in Korea there is bootleg HK gracing a ‘Summer’s Eve’ box! LOL!
@Catherine: I thought we were going to drop comments from the last ‘issue’? Not going there, but just wanted to put that out there…
@mhkitty06
I was just kidding hence the (lol)
@mhkitty06
(ps: I’m suspecting AnnaJoy wouldn’t know much about feminine protection….)
@ AnnaJoy
Not trying to pick a fight here, but I find it very rude of you to be calling us crazy and dense.. It case you didn’t know this site is about HK and people loving or hating her… What the hell did you think we’d be talking about??? I mean did you even listen to your own “song”, and I’m definitely using that term VERY loosely??? The only thing that is crazy and dense is you for making a comment like that…
@Sara Dane,
I know I don’t like you that much, and even though you make a valid point, please calm down.
AnnaJoy seems nice, and was only probably joking.
So….Do you want some pepsi? I have some in the fridge if you want. *Gets virtual pepsi*
A peace offering.
@ Catherine
Cute. But this half-empty box of Tampax Pearl Super-plus would beg to differ with you.
@ Sara Dane
I’m pretty sure this site is just about hating her, it’s just been co-opted by people who love her. Which is kinda rad in it’s own special way.
Anyway, I don’t know, I just feel kinda stabby inside when people threaten serious hellfire and death to someone because they won’t tell them where to get a pair of shoes. Actually, I alternate between stabby and lulz at their helpless frustration. But that’s just me.
And of course I listened to my own song, I listened to it in my brain a whole bunch before I wrote and recorded it. Basically, I like Hello Kitty a little too much, and I just happen to have a sense of humor about it. I would hope you guys do too (although some of us obvs take our Sanrio WAY more serious than others). Kitty would want it that way, you know. She’s all about love.
@ Indiana
Only if you’ve got diet.
@AnnaJoy
Hello Kitty Fender Stratocaster Guitar, Pink and Badtz-Maru Fender Bronco Bass Guitar, Black
Mr. HKH has a strict police about linking try googleing it.
Ok, I just read the lyrics, but I think the song works as a satire for the HK sceptics, and as life statement for the HK fanatics.