Hello Kitty Eye Mask

You have the Hello Kitty face mask, the Hello Kitty Mexican wrestling mask and even the Hello Kitty welding helmet mask to scare the Hello Kitty Hell out of you, but the evil feline doesn’t like to stop when she is on a roll. That is the only conceivable reason that the people at Sanrio would think that the Hello Kitty eye mask could be a good idea:

Hello Kitty night mask

See, it’s things like this that make me scared to go to sleep at night. Step back and think about it for a second. You are sleeping soundly, the alarm goes off and you rub your eyes to wake yourself up. As you take your hands away from your eyes, the first thing you see is this staring back at you. If you managed not to have an instant heart attack out of fear and die on the spot, you’d have to do a thorough cleaning of the Hello Kitty futon and sheets due to the mess that would undoubtedly be left. Even worse, your Hello Kitty fanatic significant other could put the damn thing on you and take a photo like this and you’d have to live with it for the rest of your life like this poor guy. Either way, it certainly adds up to Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by maryjane who should have to walk around day and night with one of these on for thinking it could ever be a positive thing for me to see something like this…

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