Hello Kitty Eye Mask
You have the Hello Kitty face mask, the Hello Kitty Mexican wrestling mask and even the Hello Kitty welding helmet mask to scare the Hello Kitty Hell out of you, but the evil feline doesn’t like to stop when she is on a roll. That is the only conceivable reason that the people at Sanrio would think that the Hello Kitty eye mask could be a good idea:
See, it’s things like this that make me scared to go to sleep at night. Step back and think about it for a second. You are sleeping soundly, the alarm goes off and you rub your eyes to wake yourself up. As you take your hands away from your eyes, the first thing you see is this staring back at you. If you managed not to have an instant heart attack out of fear and die on the spot, you’d have to do a thorough cleaning of the Hello Kitty futon and sheets due to the mess that would undoubtedly be left. Even worse, your Hello Kitty fanatic significant other could put the damn thing on you and take a photo like this and you’d have to live with it for the rest of your life like this poor guy. Either way, it certainly adds up to Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by maryjane who should have to walk around day and night with one of these on for thinking it could ever be a positive thing for me to see something like this…
Posted: September 10th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 51
Comments
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 10, 2008, 6:48 am
What is giving the the screaming abdabs is the male model, not the mask itself! The mask might look good on the right woman, particularly combined with the HK earmuffs and the HK handcuffs!
Comment from cierra
Time: September 10, 2008, 7:37 am
If you wore that on Halloween, you wouldn’t need anything else, that right there would easily be the scariest mask in the whole neighborhood!
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 10, 2008, 7:48 am
I’ve gotta have one…..
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 10, 2008, 7:50 am
PS:Looks like is in front of a cement wall of a mental hospital or perhaps he’s been arrested. Who has a cement wall like that?
Comment from Lucy
Time: September 10, 2008, 8:51 am
is it really sanrio?
it looks bootleggy….
I dont like sleeping with stuff over my face… I hate those masks… even if they are HK or not.
And it would be much more creepier if HK eyes were “open”
Comment from Jason
Time: September 10, 2008, 9:12 am
@Cathrine
Its probably a basement wall.
Hmm yep. Another dumb useless HK product.
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 10, 2008, 9:26 am
@ Lucy
true it does look bootleggy, K-mart-ish if you will.
I thought the same thing about the open eyes.
@Jason
Do basement walls look like that? How awful that would be.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 10, 2008, 9:30 am
This is what they put over your eyes before you face the Hello Kitty Firing Squad!
And yes, they’ll use the Hello Kitty AK47’s!
Comment from wakikaki
Time: September 10, 2008, 11:40 am
@Catherine
it looks like a dorm room wall to me. which means he might have been drunk when this picture was taken (we can only hope).
Comment from Acton
Time: September 10, 2008, 12:19 pm
Puts some eye holes in it and you have the Hello Kitty Fetish Mask. Great for the certain hotel room. (nudge nudge wink wink) The mask is cheesy (not well made) but harmless. The guy is another story, even as a male hello kitty fan this guy grates me. Its like”look at me I did a funny and post it on the internet” look. The guy needs to get out of his mama’s basement and get a life.
Comment from Jaime
Time: September 10, 2008, 12:27 pm
ooooh! my eye mask just broke the other day! now i can justify getting this!
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 10, 2008, 1:57 pm
@Acton
from one basement dweller to another?
Comment from Adriane
Time: September 10, 2008, 2:01 pm
@Cathrine
Actually it looks more like a wall in a college dorm.
@Kitteh!!
I seriously doubt this is a Male Model, lol. Looks more like a tormented HK Fanatics Boyfriend to me.
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 10, 2008, 2:09 pm
I guess he could be a college boy? Doubtful he is anyone’s boyfriend.
Comment from Sara Dane
Time: September 10, 2008, 3:00 pm
I think this looks like Mr. HKH with the mask on!!
Comment from Acton
Time: September 10, 2008, 3:32 pm
@Cathrine
OOh below the belt shot.
I got out of my mama’s basement in 1980 thank you I been doing my own thing for that long before most of you were born.
I do have a problem with Idontgivea****whatothersthink-itis and being dark and sarcastic in my humor.
Comment from hkFairWeatherFriend
Time: September 10, 2008, 7:03 pm
that is pretty cute in my book, but definately not for males!
Comment from Jason
Time: September 10, 2008, 8:24 pm
@Cathrine
Looks like you hit a nerve with Acton lol.
Comment from Indiana
Time: September 11, 2008, 12:14 am
That eye mask looks really fake. o_o
And Catherine, get your facts right before your insult someone. That insult was unneccessary and very….
…..Well, to put it nicely, Preschoolish. Act your age, Missy! 
Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: September 11, 2008, 1:25 am
What you wear when you are caught defiling Hello Kitty before they sent you to the Hello Kitty camps..
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 11, 2008, 1:29 am
Adriane, I meant “model” in the sense of someone who’s posing for a picture, not in the sense of someone who’s paid for modelling clothing (or in this case meaningless marketting tat!) 
Comment from Cyn
Time: September 11, 2008, 1:33 am
The only place I wear eye masks are in airplnes or over night trains to catch a few zzz, and I would rather be dead than having to wear this thing in public!
As for the wall, it looks like one of those textures that comes with photoshop or paintshop pro, and if you look at it, there is no shadow on the wall, and the face of the guy appear to have been cut out of another picture as there is a small black edge all around it.
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 11, 2008, 6:08 am
@ Acton
I was teasing…don’t get your panties in a wad….
You left the door wide open for that one, you have to admit.
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 11, 2008, 6:11 am
@ Acton
and PS: I was alive in 1980 probably the prime age…
oops I won’t go there either. hahahaha
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 11, 2008, 6:15 am
@ Sara Dane
I think your right!!!!!!!!
Comment from Miss Ashley
Time: September 11, 2008, 7:25 am
this is HILARIOUS! BUHAHAHAHAHA! NICE!
Comment from Acton
Time: September 11, 2008, 7:28 am
@Cathrine
I know I just being a drama lama
I am bit hight on the geek scale.
But most of the time I fail to see what the outrage is all about.
Comment from Adriane
Time: September 11, 2008, 7:58 am
@Cyn,
The black line you speak of is the shadow. It was obviously taken in a bright room with direct flash, which would give you that odd black line-ish shadow. As for the wall, it could be a texture, but I’m pretty sure it’s a wall.
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 11, 2008, 8:38 am
@ Acton
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 11, 2008, 8:47 am
I’m thinking this is a dorm hallway or something and that guys is $hitfaced!
Thus the tongue sticking out and face looking a bit flushed from too much beer!
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 11, 2008, 11:56 am
I think his flushed face is b/c he shaved for the first time, then had too much beer.
Comment from m
Time: September 11, 2008, 2:52 pm
LoL, I would own this… only if that accursed pink bow were destroyed.
Comment from Indiana
Time: September 11, 2008, 5:42 pm
@Catherine,
He does look a bit drunk, doesn’t he? O.o
Comment from Catherine
Time: September 12, 2008, 6:43 am
@Indiana
When do you go to school, young lady? lol
Comment from Liz
Time: September 12, 2008, 3:32 pm
As much as I hate to say it, this is actually pretty cute. Just, y’know, not on that guy, like maybe a little girl or something.
Comment from Indiana
Time: September 12, 2008, 11:00 pm
@Catherine
I have 3 weeks off. Secondary school Term 3 holidays before term 4.
So…yeah, I pretty much don’t until 3 weeks. xD
Yep, it’s good being a kid.
Comment from Acton
Time: September 13, 2008, 8:40 pm
Picture Caption Time
Do you have any last request.
Last act of defiance.
MR. Hello Yuck
Comment from sanriobaby
Time: September 13, 2008, 11:49 pm
I know for a fact that this is indeed a real Sanrio product, not some fake bootleg item. I actually own one of these eyemasks. It was part of a pj set I purchased about 3yrs ago at a Sanrio store. The bow is actually red, not pink like in the pic above. My husband laughed at me whenever I wore it and took pictures to boot! Whenever I want to scare him out of his sleep I put it on, then wake him up like he’s gonna get some… The look, as well as the disappointment on his face is priceless. It’s a little mean, but it’s a small payback for the times he teases me about my love for HK. I now have it put away as part of my collection.
Comment from mandie
Time: September 15, 2008, 3:53 pm
Those are handy when you live in a bright area or your bedroom window is right where the sun rises :3
It looks pretty cute because her eyes are closed 
And look at it this way, with it over your eyes you can’t see other hello kitty products, so is it REALLY all that bad?
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 16, 2008, 8:37 am
@mandie:
Good point!
@sanriobaby: You’ve achieved a new level of mean… you’re my hero!!!!! Can I be like you when I grow up!
Comment from sanriobaby
Time: September 16, 2008, 9:50 pm
@mhkitty06: lol… too funny!
Comment from Kira
Time: September 18, 2008, 6:44 pm
it looks like something to torture someone with…………
Comment from jade
Time: September 18, 2008, 9:30 pm
he looks like he is constipated….
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: September 21, 2008, 10:36 am
This is the next level beyond sleeping bag with Mr. HKH, you just watch.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 22, 2008, 10:52 am
@Ando: shhhhh! Don’t give her any ideas!
Comment from LovetheKitty
Time: September 24, 2008, 7:26 am
@Jaime:
I think my eye mask may “break” as well.
Comment from Whoever
Time: October 9, 2008, 4:41 am
Just nifty. Your lover will fall in love with you again and again every morning when she wakes up and sees you besides her in that looks.
Comment from DjHinata
Time: October 12, 2008, 12:13 pm
ok, i’ll admit that i think this is adorable….just not on guys XD
Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 1:36 am
That is probably THE CUTEST Hello Kitty item I have ever seen… Her sleepy eyes!!!!!!!!! (I’m swooning!)
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 16, 2009, 5:31 am
looks like something the kids in my skool would wearO_O
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