Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from becky
Time: September 19, 2008, 8:22 pm

If you hate Hello Kitty so much, why did you marry someone that you knew loved Hello Kitty?

Comment from gina
Time: September 19, 2008, 8:23 pm

I think that this whole blog is fake. Prove that it isn’t.

Comment from hk mystery
Time: September 19, 2008, 8:28 pm

I have some questions that I have wondered about for a long time. Is Darlene your wife? Does your wife read this blog?

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: September 19, 2008, 8:39 pm

becky wrote:
> … why did you marry someone that you knew loved Hello Kitty?

That is not what he wrote.
His wife was not a HK fanatic (to today’s degree) when they got married.
You should read the first episode:
Hello Kitty Hell – The Beginning

BTW, this is a real evidence that women will evolve to something “evil” once they got married

Comment from gina
Time: September 19, 2008, 8:44 pm

You could have gotten those photos of the bathroom anywhere. You probably gor them from another website. There is nothing in them that even shows that it was a bathroom where they were taken. Show more photos or you’re a liar.

Comment from Mandy
Time: September 19, 2008, 9:06 pm

Is this blog just a way of venting, or are you hoping to achieve something else with it?

Comment from Adriane
Time: September 19, 2008, 9:20 pm

Do you remember the thing your wife bought that finally set you off the deep end?

I often wonder what my husband’s limit is, but I haven’t hit it… yet.

Comment from Kari Vader
Time: September 19, 2008, 10:12 pm

Did you Get Rid of 200 the Hello Kitty Items?

When we can see the pics?

Do you fit in the HK sleeping bag? Is not so small for you?

Comment from Rin
Time: September 19, 2008, 10:13 pm

What’s the weirdest HK thing (not necessarily something you’ve posted on this blog) that your wife has bought that she has absolutely no use for?

Comment from Acton
Time: September 19, 2008, 10:27 pm

Can say one good thing about Hello Kitty.

Comment from Acton
Time: September 19, 2008, 10:30 pm

Here is another challenge, If she is willing would you allow her to post somewhere to tell her side of the story.

Comment from gina
Time: September 19, 2008, 11:16 pm

Why don’t you take original photos for you blogs so that we know that your blogs are real?

Comment from darlene
Time: September 19, 2008, 11:24 pm

Don’t you think you are immature to insult the people who send photos that help make your site interesting? What would you do if they stopped sending you photos and you had nothing to blog about? Why do you lie about Hello Kitty so much? Don’t you think it’s disrespectful to your wife to constantly put down something she loves? Why are you so insecure of your masculininity to not be able to wear anything Hello Kitty?

Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: September 20, 2008, 12:02 am

Lol! I think you are awesome and I always crack up while reading your posts! ^_^

Comment from Acton
Time: September 20, 2008, 12:12 am

@darlene
Can you one stop attacking one masculinity. MR. HKH masculinity is the lest of his issues. I think he very secured in his masculinity.

Comment from Lee
Time: September 20, 2008, 3:12 am

How often does it occur to you that you’re promoting Hello Kitty by keeping this blog? (-:

Comment from Sora
Time: September 20, 2008, 5:02 am

who is darlene?

Comment from Miss Malevolent
Time: September 20, 2008, 5:09 am

LOL, this blog is hilarious.

Comment from Dr. Rob
Time: September 20, 2008, 6:43 am

As a physician, I say that what you are doing is quite healthy – not just for you, but for many of us. Obviously your mocking is heartfelt but (since your wife likes it) not mean-spirited. My children and I love your blog and you definitely lower my blood pressure. To let out your emotions really does help your health.

Now, those uptight HK lovers who can’t take some criticism – they are the ones who probably need to see a doctor (preferably a psychiatrist). I wonder if they have a “Hello Kitty Home Shock Therapy Kit”. Hmmm….. I hear the cash registers ringing already…..

Comment from Anna
Time: September 20, 2008, 6:55 am

What do your friends think of your wife’s Hello Kitty obsession?

Comment from Shar
Time: September 20, 2008, 11:04 am

I’ve been a reader for quite awhile, and one thing that’s always struck me is that you and your wife must really love each other to put up with your respective quirks (her loving Hello Kitty enough to plaster your lives with it, and you loathing it enough to keep this somewhat spiteful but never to the point of being hateful blog about it). Can you tell us how you and your wife met?

Comment from Independent
Time: September 20, 2008, 11:46 am

it was necessary someone who said what he thinks… in a cruel and ironic way, better

nice blog, really

Comment from wring
Time: September 20, 2008, 5:14 pm

i want that pancake maker

Comment from minny
Time: September 20, 2008, 5:29 pm

You are the biggest pussy whipped guy I have ever seen. Why don’t you grow some balls and just divorce your wife?

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: September 20, 2008, 6:13 pm

Sora wrote:
> who is darlene?

She must be very new to this blog.

darlene is a messenger from the evil feline.
Do I need to say anything more?

Comment from Acton
Time: September 20, 2008, 6:30 pm

Was there a time you seen a hello Kitty product and thought it was not worth the time to blog on it.

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 20, 2008, 7:20 pm

Ahhh… I KNEW those comments were from Darlene before I even read her comment later on!!!!
Wow, some people just can’t take a joke or constructive critizism…
Everyone not in the loop: get a clue.
Everyone who loves hello kitty in a NORMAL, not insane way (i.e. Darlene): good for you
Everyone who is on Mr. HKH’s side, and doesn’t ask stupid questions they could have found answers to within 5 minutes of looking on this site and not wasting Mr. HKHs time: You get a cookie/pop/whatever!

Mr. HKH- you da man! Keep up the great work!

Comment from Acton
Time: September 20, 2008, 8:10 pm

OK let get right to the point why this site. Your not going to change anybodies mind, pro or against. Is this one time of therapy for you. What has this site done for you.
Think about this before replying.

Comment from ariel
Time: September 20, 2008, 8:12 pm

I’m fascinated by those bathroom pictures. Can you take some more? Is there actually enough room in the bathroom to use the toilet? Or do you knock HK stuff off the shelves a lot?

Comment from gretchen
Time: September 20, 2008, 8:19 pm

If you hate Hello Kitty so much, why do you spend so much time blogging about her?

Comment from gina
Time: September 20, 2008, 8:27 pm

Your refusal to take more photos of the bathroom to prove that it is really yours proves that it isn’t. Caught in your own lie. hahaha

Comment from Acton
Time: September 20, 2008, 8:53 pm

@gina
Mr. HKH is not Lying. They are articles on the web.

Still Mr HKH what are you acomplishing by ranting.

Comment from Acton
Time: September 20, 2008, 9:19 pm

ps you have answerer my question disregard last question.

Comment from Estelle
Time: September 21, 2008, 12:05 am

I am French, I like very much your blog and I collect Hello Kitty for years, as who it is not incompatible ^^ Good continuation in this blog which to laugh me:) even if I collect I share your point of view on many subjects and I am not a bad for all that ^ _ ^

Comment from becky
Time: September 21, 2008, 12:40 am

If you’re so anti Hello Kitty, then why do you have advertisements on your website selling Hello Kitty stuff? Isn’t that a bit hypocritical?

Comment from Lucy
Time: September 21, 2008, 1:56 am

Did you ever think that your blog could reach so many people of so many parts of the world and so many different interests?

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: September 21, 2008, 10:20 am

I love this blog. I love the ranting. Give me more.

Comment from AznSouris
Time: September 21, 2008, 10:53 am

Do you think your wife will ever grow out of her Hello Kitty obsession? I will pray for you in hopes that she does.

Comment from hkFairWeatherFriend
Time: September 21, 2008, 12:36 pm

You are so funny! I <3 this blog!

Comment from Jason
Time: September 21, 2008, 1:51 pm

Can you list any redeeming qualities that your wife has? I can’t really remember you ever saying anything good about her, so I am very confused here.
Constantly saying you are in a living hell is a pretty bad marriage environment, so there must be something amazing about her to counteract her craziness.

Comment from Alyssa
Time: September 21, 2008, 4:17 pm

How long have you been living in Hello Kitty Hell?

Comment from FutureCat
Time: September 21, 2008, 7:51 pm

Are there any items left in your house that haven’t been kittified yet?

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 22, 2008, 1:04 am

I know this isn’t an FAQ, but I’d like to say thanks Mr HKH, because I’ve met some very nice and very interesting people through this blog.

You know who you all are guys!

Comment from Suzanne
Time: September 22, 2008, 4:18 am

I liked this blog entry a lot. It didn’t totally answer a lot of my questions, but your vague “I don’t give a crap” attitute is kind of proof in itself. Plus Acton showed me the articles, so I’m a believer

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 22, 2008, 5:53 am

Okay guys, why can’t you just take this site a face value?
It’s entertainment!

Why do you need to question it so much?
The man loves his wife and he intends to make good on the ‘for better or worse’ part. At least he’s not a flaming alcoholic and doesn’t beat his wife so what’s the big deal with a little ol’ blog?

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 22, 2008, 6:26 am

I agree MHK; it’s entertainment, and should be treated as such. In fact, anyone who’s so much in love as to put up with a glaring flaw like an HK tat obcession is clearly one of the good guys, and I think that complaining about Mr HKH venting is a Freudian cover for your jealousy of Mrs HKH!

Comment from Catherine
Time: September 22, 2008, 6:29 am

mhkitty06, your right. It’s a blog site, get over it. Who really cares about his personal life anyway. Take the site for what it is, his way of relieving his tension and maybe selling some HK stuff. No harm done.

Comment from Catherine
Time: September 22, 2008, 6:40 am

MHKH: How do you keep your home clean if you have so much HK stuff? I’m worried for you.

Comment from Catherine
Time: September 22, 2008, 6:41 am

I can’t get over that bathroom picture…..

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 22, 2008, 6:48 am

Also, the advertisements pay for his blog so I don’t see a problem.
It’s called Irony.

Comment from Acton
Time: September 22, 2008, 9:56 am

The thing with ad sites is they are keyword driven.
I think the bathroom picayune is due to the high cost of land in Japan, one would probably need to take out a second mortgage to afford storage space. As for clutter and EBay I know the feeling, I had to dump 60% of my inventory because it was cluttering my apartment. I do estate items and network equipment. I have sold Hello Kitty items in the past as part of doing some Vulture capitalism, reselling close store inventory. This how I eventually fell for the cute one.

Out of curiosity where do you live.

in addition have you ever thought trying to create for yourself a Hello Kitty free man room with sleeping bag.
Perhaps we can take up a collection and by one from REI.

[drama class=" sarcastic humor" ]
Finally I am going to “fall on my sword” and ask do I scare you becasue I am your future. You will embrace the kitty
Resistance (of the cute one) is futile .
[/drama]

Comment from Sierradragon
Time: September 22, 2008, 10:11 am

How did you avoid getting signed up for the Hello Kitty online beta? I am glad for your sake that you squeaked past but still curious.

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 22, 2008, 10:26 am

Do you ever want to just put a bullet in your head from all the dumb questions and dumber HK items that are made?

I think if I was in your shoes I may need serious medication to make it through the day…

Comment from Catherine
Time: September 22, 2008, 10:43 am

MHKH..That is just the answer I was looking for

Comment from Catherine
Time: September 22, 2008, 10:44 am

@ Acton
You need to get out more…………..

Comment from Catherine
Time: September 22, 2008, 10:45 am

no, I’m sorry I retract that Acton. Stay in don’t come out!
lol

Comment from Acton The Tormentor
Time: September 22, 2008, 12:34 pm

@Catherine
No I am everywhere. I might be next to you wearing Hello Kitty boxers and you never know it. LOL

don’t sweat it, I just playing with you and Mr. HKH minds.
I keed I Keed its a joke.

One thing about me is I hate to be normal. Still I do have my limits that is I planning to Kitty/plushie/fu-ize my apartment * but what happens in my apartment stays in my apartment office cube, and truck. I not going to think any less of you all because you think I am eccentric and dislike HK unlike darline. Just remember I am not asking for anybodies acceptance.

*plushie count now at 20 including and growing, soon to add 3ft Hello Kitty (I hope) and a visit to Sanrio store in Bellevue, Washington this week.

Comment from Christy
Time: September 23, 2008, 2:26 am

Is there any HK thing on earth that you may possibly like? I mean those really produced by Sanrio.

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 23, 2008, 12:45 pm

Gods I hope not!

Comment from JJ P
Time: September 23, 2008, 2:54 pm

Does your wife have a blog?
Is it like, “HELLOKITTYHEAVEN!” blog?

Comment from Duckwax
Time: September 24, 2008, 8:37 pm

time to come here….and meet … Hello Doggy.

part Rott, Part German Pinscher, all Mutt, and tired as hell of stupid pink KITTYS!!!!!

Get yours today

Comment from Cyn
Time: September 24, 2008, 8:57 pm

I won’t ask questions, but just say that the “bright side” in your HK Hell is that this blog was born, and you have a style of writting that is awsome and full of nicely sarcastic humor.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face with each of your entries, and for exposing once and for all how ridiculously insane HK has turned out to be…you rock!

Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: September 25, 2008, 3:24 am

ACH! I love this, all you need is a Hello Kitty Advice columnist..may I enlist?

Comment from mhkitty06
Time: September 25, 2008, 7:02 am

Sorry Mr. HK, Mine was a totally rhetorical question, you didn’t really need to answer.
But, it is probably true your evil wife may just get her final revenge by dressing you in the HK Tux, getting an HK Flower arrangement placed on your Coffin, drape you in your HK sleeping bag, and then get an HK tombstone.
I am so sorry to have to tell you this, but you DO realize you are going to have knock her off first to keep that from happening, right?
We’ll all go together and get you a real nice criminal attorney

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 25, 2008, 7:42 am

The real question is whether to go with “justifiable homicide” or “temporary insanity” as the defence!

Comment from Minda
Time: September 25, 2008, 12:48 pm

you’re freakin hilarious. made my day. into ze favourites you go…

(sorry to hear your life isn’t so hilarious)

Comment from Indiana
Time: September 25, 2008, 7:02 pm

Im surprised your blog went on for this long Mr.HKH. o_o

I got a question.
How do you feel when darlene attacks your masculinity and puts all this rediculous stuff into your blog even when your only trying to vent?

Comment from ashley
Time: September 25, 2008, 9:20 pm

your hell would be my heaven.

continue to vent cause i love reading your blogs. it puts a smile on my face all the time.

Comment from Madely
Time: September 26, 2008, 2:15 pm

where can i purchase me a hello kitty exhaust pipe for my car???

Comment from Liz
Time: October 4, 2008, 7:17 pm

How useful! I think this is a great idea, Mr. HK. Oh, I have a few questions: 1) You said that you take very little time on this blog. Does that mean you write what you’re thinking, like jokes and things, at the time when you make these posts? 2)You said in your Beginning post that your wife chose a hobby to make money off of. Do you do something similar?(I’ve always wondered) 3) What HK product have you most been insulted by? and 4) I saw the pics of your bathroom. They look like a freaking toystore! How do you even move through your house??

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: October 6, 2008, 4:08 am

Liz, ref your (1), I can’t actually speak for Mr HKH (nor would I), but I know several other people who can produce this sort of quantity of humour on this sort of notice in a few minutes.

Comment from Liz
Time: October 6, 2008, 6:43 pm

@Kitteh!

Oh, okay. I just was wondering because I’m awful at jokes.

Comment from glenda
Time: November 3, 2008, 7:32 pm

why do you hate hello kitty so bad i know howyou feel cuz when i was 7 i HATED hello kitty so bad, i drew pics of her farting on sanrios face but now i like the nice cat

Comment from Who cares?
Time: December 13, 2008, 5:47 pm

I have something to say: I think that the reason why poeple send you so many hk related e-mails is because
1. Hello?! You created a website called hellokitty hell.com which is completely based on hello kitty.
2. Because you are purposely showing poeple that you get annoyed off of it and your trying to make a joke out of it so they must think it’s pretty funny to send you e-mails about it.
3. You blog about nothing but hellokitty and you live with someone that loves it so ofcourse you’re the one giving poeple something to talk about – not them. Another thing that I have to say is that I get annoyed off the crap that you have to say. Oh!.. And that I just proved your really weird blogging about something you hate poeple mentioning to you.

Comment from jen
Time: March 12, 2009, 8:14 pm

you and my hubby should do lunch. he allowed me the kitchen with my hk stuff but it is slowly showing up around the house. *evil laugh* how did your wife start? with one room or a few?

Comment from April
Time: August 27, 2009, 5:01 am

You are funny !I like the Hello Kitty, I think it is cute.But why do you let Hello Kitty to be a bad things?