Main menu:

Categories

Archive

More Blog Fun

Bad Parenting
Damn Onions

Site search

Subscribe

RSS
Facebook
Twitter

Follow Us

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Popular Entries

Extras

Get your own free Blogoversary button!

Hello Kitty KKK


It is well known that Hello Kitty feels the need to be a part of any and every group out there even when she is not welcome. It appears that sometimes she doesn’t realize that there are probably groups that she really doesn’t want to associate with as evidence of the Hello Kitty Klu Klux Klan:

Hello Kitty KKK

Hmmm, maybe the evil feline is just showing her true colors — underneath all that love and cuteness is raging hate against everything that isn’t just like her. It would certainly serve her right to be in a Hello Kitty Hell which worse than mine…

Sent in by Ryan who I’m not sure whether he should be punished for sending me something that is sure to result in me sleeping on the couch in the Hello kitty sleeping bag or rewarded for showing the evil feline for what she truly is…

Popularity: 17%

If you enjoyed this post and want to see more, please sign up for our rss feed, twitter posts or become a fan on Facebook

Comments

  • yet another anonymous says:

    > maybe the evil feline is just showing her true colors
    That’s what I was thinking of ….

  • HKhater says:

    uh oh….Darlene is going to have a stroke over this one.

  • mhkitty06 says:

    Wow, this might be the picture that puts darlene in the funny farm!
    Maybe this is why you never see HK and Chococat in the same place… hmmm

  • Acton says:

    This bad as the Heil Kitty stick. Very poor digital drawing.
    Still Mr. HKH I think you reached a new low by equating the “evilness” of Hello Kitty by using a real evil and racist character. You make Darlene sound reasonable in comparison. No sleeping bag for you mister. You should be put into the Hell Kitty tend for a week and thee days of Hello Kitty Snack and water.

  • Acton says:

    That is the Hello Kitty tent

  • Acton says:

    err Should it be Heil KKKitty?

  • Stratagemini says:

    I don’t know, is Hello Kitty white enough to be in the KKK? I Get the feeling that they wouldn’t be the most… receptive group to Hello Kitty. What with her being Female, and Asian, and a Cat. And the whole Invading America business…

    I have to Say, The KKK is the one group that probably Would get better if they accepted Hello Kitty.

  • andophiroxia says:

    I started snorting a bit with laughter. However, I was thinking of Dave Chappele’s sketch of him being the head of a KKK group—a blind black man that is.

    @mhkitty06

    That’s true, I haven’t seen Chococat and her together, unless they’re heavily segregated. ;)

  • moriyah says:

    wow… kinda disgusting and all sorts of crazy.

  • Acton says:

    @andophiroxia

    Two Words

    Blazing Saddles.

  • andophiroxia says:

    @ Acton

    That movie was rad. I loved it when Ogre (not his name in the movie, but in Revenge of the Nerds) punched the horse.

  • Me says:

    Hello Kitty is not Asian she is from London

  • darlene says:

    You have some serious issues! How dare you say bad things about Hello Kitty like that! The only raging hate that exists is in your heart.

    Hello Kitty is willing to try and put love into the heart of anyone. Who needs this more than people in the KKK? She is trying to change their hearts and make the world a more loving and peaceful place and you try to make it like this is something evil. You should be ashamed of yourself!

    That is a sign of the true love and kindness of Hello Kitty. She will try to get into the heart of anyone to make them feel good. That should be celebrated and encouraged. You are walking a thin line and people will start to leave this blog very soon.

  • Seth Bramwell says:

    @ andophiroxia

    FYI: That was not Ogre in Blazing Sladdles. Blazing Saddles character (mongo) was played by Alex Karras, while Ogre was played by Donald Gibb.

    Both awesome Movies!

    Oh, and i love the racist kitty who won’t be seen with that rotten Chococat LOL.

  • Indiana says:

    HK kitty has turned to a new low. And now prepare for Indy’s responses to darlene’s rants! =D

    TODAY’S TOPIC = Hello Klu Klux Kitty.

    “Hello Kitty is willing to try and put love into the heart of anyone. Who needs this more than people in the KKK?”

    Oh, um….We’re talking about the KKK. You say they need love for the sickening things they do to another race?

    …..WTF is wrong with you?!

    “She is trying to change their hearts and make the world a more loving and peaceful place and you try to make it like this is something evil.”

    WHAT. Do you REALLY think shoving a Hello kitty doll up their face will realise that they’re freaking douchebags and are gonna have no-one’s respect if they don’t stop? Everyone wishes that could happen, but that is not gonna happen.

    REALLY darlene, think.

    …..And that’s all the time we have for Indy’s responses to darlene! Bai bai! =D

  • Indiana says:

    Also, can we stuff darlene in that pinata now? =D Ill bring the baseball bat!

  • andophiroxia says:

    @Seth

    You’re right. I took a look back into it and yeah, he wasn’t in that movie. Donald Gibb was somewhere playing basketball I believe. :P

    But it was still a cool movie and well, I could see Ogre punching a horse still.

  • andophiroxia says:

    @Indiana

    Why a bat? Let’s use a 2X4!!!!

  • sabrina says:

    This pic warms me.

  • Magic Smoothie says:

    ………………….

    ……………………………………

    You have officially blown my mind. And I thought the HK hanpanda did that!

  • Grace says:

    Guess that’s why she’s known as kitty “white.” LOL. Just kidding…awwww man, I love hello kitty, why you turn her into a hate monger? :(

  • Grace says:

    Maybe this will prove that kitty doesn’t buy into that kkk miscegenation crap…

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/hello%20kitty%20chococat/ThisIsJustAFad/Sanrio/ChocoCat/sp2.jpg?o=15

  • Indiana says:

    @ando,

    HURRAY! =D

  • Liz says:

    This is the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen, It’s not even close to funny. Ryan should be punished.

  • Brit says:

    No!

    And this post was on my birthday. Poor Hello Kitty. She loves everyone.

  • Lucy says:

    Maybe if it was a better drawing…

    reminds me of the tramp kitty I saw on a pillow being sold on the street XD

  • Dawn says:

    I love your blog because I get a regular laugh. I do feel bad for you and the pink kitty nightmare that you live in. I also look forward to darlenes rants. They are snort inspiring.

  • Stratagemini says:

    I hate to say this… but I sorta agree with Darlene. Even if she seems to be saying that Hello Kitty joined the KKK to spread her message of peace and love.

    I do have to admit, that the people in The KKK would probably be better off if they were Hello Kitty Fanatics instead. From a Purely societal point of view.

  • Jessica says:

    umm, does everyone here think Darlene is for real? Come on…no one is that insane. She/he probably just writes all this stuff to see how people react, and throw a fit over the ridiculousness. I doubt it’s even the same person that posted the very first time. Anyone can say their name is Darlene to mess with everyone.

  • Kitteh!! says:

    [coffee on monitor moment]

    I have to agree; the KK are one body that could only be improved by becoming HK fanatics instead!!

  • Catherine says:

    Really, although the KKK is a terrible group to be associated with the photo is no different then making HK Freddie Kruger, or a Pirate or Jesus. Same dumb crap….

  • Catherine says:

    (adorable coat they are advertising on the left side for Kohls… cute fall outfit….) I’ve never been to Kohls.

  • mhkitty06 says:

    @Brit: Happy B-day to us then! Mine’s the 3rd too!

    The drawing is extremely badly done but it is *kinda* funny when you think about it. Although HK is WAYYY more accepting of others, I mean come on, she hangs out with Frogs, Dogs, Penguins, and even a Raccoon!
    I still think Darlene needs a straight jacket, but oh well, what harm is she?

    @Ando: Dave Chappele’s skit was AWESOME! That is one of my favorites! It was hilarious!

  • HKhater says:

    ‘You are walking a thin line and people will start to leave this blog very soon.’

    Kay you go first…and the rest of us will follow:)

  • Kitteh!! says:

    Darlene has been predicting the death of this blog for over a year now. I think the Urban Legend I created where if you type her name 5 times in a row she appears behind you and strangles you with the HK garotte has more chance of coming true!

  • andophiroxia says:

    @Brit

    Happy birthday!!!

    @mhkitty06
    I LOVED the two Americas gay skit. Especially the one with the gay KKK dude. I LOVE CHAPPELE for doing stuff like that.

    @Kitteh!!
    Yeah, kind of like Bloody Mary. However, I think she would just bodily violate you with an HK massager…

  • mhkitty06 says:

    @Ando: “Violate’ HA!!!!!!!!!!
    That would make a great cheesy horror flick!

  • andophiroxia says:

    @mhkitty06

    Yes, I saw that movie called, “Jack Frost” (not the one with Michael Keaton, but it was a cheesy horror flick). Anyways, the snowman “does the deed” with one girl taking a bath (disguising himself as bath water) until she does.

    No seriously.

    What’s even worse is that he did a bit of a pun with Christmas arriving early.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Frost_(1996_film)

    They say he beat her head against the wall until she dies, but um…… I doubt it having seen the movie.

  • Rolli says:

    Hello Kitty Loves Jews so this is impossible.

  • Liz says:

    @darlene

    Hey, ever consider he wasn’t the one who drew that? Go after Ryan if you have to go after someone!

  • Amelia says:

    You couldn’t even restrain yourself from posting this? Come on….

    I feel sorry for you Americans that get a laugh at this picture. Face it, its just another sad story in your country’s history. Thank god for the Underground Railroad and for the families that got out of the USA. Sorry for the ones that staid, murdered, raped, sent back to Africa with nothing but English beatened into them.

    Nice picture I always thought your web site was cute but apparently you’re a juvenile!
    Amelia

  • cierra says:

    To Darlene:

    Are you mental?!? You say that she is trying to change their hearts and make the world a more peaceful place. And yet, there is clearly a burning cross in plain view right behind her. I don’t know if you noticed this, since it seems to you that anything Hello kitty could never ever be bad. why don’t you stop being so rude to Mr. HKH and stop thinking that everyone has to like Hello kitty, because in reality a lot of people would never be caught dead with anything hello kitty!

  • Erica says:

    Bad Kitty!
    VERY BAD KITTY!!!

  • Kitteh!! says:

    Ando, I actually took it from Candyman!!

    Ando & MHK, you pair apparently know more about horror films than I do. Not surprising really, since it’s rare for the genre to scare me, so I mostly don’t bother.

    Amelia, what are you on? Most of us got a laugh out of this, and took it as ripping on the KKK as much as anything else.

    Cierra, too right. Ok, in the cases of some of the fan art I might be voluntarily “caught alive” with it given the chance :twisted: but not so with the Sanrio merchandising tat!

  • Catherine says:

    @ Amelia… Please don’t feel sorry for us “Americans”
    We happen to be the best country in the world. No worries. Every country has their idiots. Seems you can count yourself for whichever country you reside. :)

  • deidre says:

    this is wrong in soooo many ways :( :(

Pingbacks

Leave a Reply

*