Happy Birthday Hello Kitty! Ouch…
In celebration of Hello Kitty’s 34th birthday (kind of sad I have this information in my brain – by the way, aren’t cats supposed to die after 15 years or so?) I figured I should show what the evil feline means to me…
Yes, having to live in Hello Kitty Hell is like having Hello Kitty carved into your skin with a sharp object on a daily basis. Now the difference between living in Hello Kitty Hell and being a Hello Kitty fanatic is that while anyone in their right mind would consider something like this extremely painful, the Hello Kitty fanatic thinks this pain shows some type of Hello Kitty devotion and smiles through the entire process:
So while those like me suffer the excruciating pain, the Hello Kitty fanatics move around the same world with a dull, intoxicated smile on their face. And while most people would be ashamed to have anyone know that Hello Kitty had left any type of mark on them, Hello Kitty fanatics are proud to display that they are owned by the one with no mouth.
So that pretty much sums up what it’s like to live in Hello Kitty Hell and I toast her on her birthday for giving me pain, humiliation and a lifetime of scars. And just think, next year it’s bound to be even worse…
Sent in by Stacey (via A little bit of everything…) who should have to suffer this ritual herself for thinking that sending me these photos could result in anything positive…
Popularity: 35%
Posted: November 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 102
omg… ewww…
Wow thats Hello Kitty HARDCORE
bleurgh at first I though that was fake blood
*falls over and faints*
YAY! I am forever immortalized on Kitty’s birthday!
Um. Through some freaky, scary, painful looking pictures, but still.
It’s gonna be a good day, scarification or not 
There some sick people in this world. I wonder how she feels when the scar get infected.
Hello Kitty amputation anyone.
I’m not impressed. The cut should be deeper. Why not carve hello kitty’s head into your bone? That’ll be way more painful and hardcore.
wow. i meann ouch. lol
well, it looks cool, but why do that,
instead of getting a tatoo? isnt a tatoo less
pain ful?
Oooohhhh… I just moaned out loud when I saw that. That looks so painful… It just doesn’t look right… Like what a psycho HK serial killer carves into his victims before cutting off their heads or something…
I just got the craziest idea for a murder story. Anyone else getting this?
Oh god….*throws up* THAT is hardcore sick (bad way). O.O
Yuck…. seriously. This is what fanatics do for the things they obsess over? Sad
..that’s just sick.
~K
Oh, disgusting. I hope that in 5 years she’s gonna look at that and say what the **** was I thinking. Now, not only does Hello Kitty have her face plastered on every possible product in the world, but now she has people engraving her face into their own flesh. Tattoos are removable, to an extent, but this is there forever. Oh the horror…
Reminded me of the dumb girl who carved the fliped B of obama on her cheek ….
and… arent the ears a bit funny? why arent they round?
Okay, now, even I am creeped out.
*barf!!!* I nearly tossed my Jr.Mints!!
…N.A.S.T.Y!!
i think it’s totally kickass! yay!
I’m totally going to be sick…
But it’s whatever makes you happy, Stacey!
happy birthday i luv u loads XxXXXxXx HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U HAPPY B-DAY TO U LOL XxXxXx
You, girl, have issues. Serious issues.
That will look amazing, love to see pics when healed.
Well done Stacey, hardcore Kitty, you go girl!!
Yes, I would trust that man to do that to me. Um, they make OR rooms @ the hospital sterile for a reason. Would you have a surgeon that looked like that even come two feet near you? I’d say not. Stupid girl, simply stupid. I can write my name in the dust on the floor. Gross!!! You probably don’t have health insurance and I will have to pay to heal your infection…..
Em, Huntegowk is April first, not November first.
Hello Kitty does NOT approve of self mutilation!! >.<
This girl must be the anti-kitty!!
I doubt it’s painful at all. They must numb the whole area first. pretty bizarre though.
There are no words that I can type to express the sounds of horror escaping my mouth right now :-S
@Sara
I don’t think I can even type really what’s going through the haze of white noise in my head at this.
Everytime I look at that picture, and all the blood, and the skin all…..carved and muscle….my mind isn’t functioning.
And my leg is itchy. =_o *twitch*
owowowwwwww nice tattoo i loved it HAPPY BDAYYYYY HELLO KITTY 4 eveeeeer in our hearts and minds and legs!!!1!
@lila,
That’s not a tattoo. That’s a carving of a picture in a woman’s leg. O.o
You mean it’s not a late April Fool trick using a prosthetic overlay? uuggh!!
This is the first thing I have seen on here that made me want to scream.
I think it was the rivulets of blood that did it…
some of us pay to get our scars removed, others think it’s fantastic to have a hello kitty shapped scar… uh baby baby it’s a wild woooorld….
Comment from Kittycolin
Time: November 3, 2008, 5:56 am
‘That will look amazing, love to see pics when healed.
Well done Stacey, hardcore Kitty, you go girl!!’
This from (I’m guessing) the guy with the HKs tattooed on his ASS?!?!?!?!? I think the ‘you go girl’ says it all… >:)
Hello? Where am I? and how did I get this big bump on my head.
Oh, from hitting my head on my desk after passing out.
The horror! The horror!
She may have a physical scar, but now I am mentally scarred after seeing THAT!
Ok you know what?
I’m going to raise the bar here.
Carve open your leg right down to the muscle and BRAND that onto your leg!
Then I will call you awesome.
Any takers?
I have to say, this really has taken the
and 
@Binks: LOL!
@Andophiroxia: Don’t count me in on that…
@Ando
I’m sure she is trying to figure out how to do that right now…
@ Cat & Ando
And you can bet your last dollar that they’ll be having someone take pictures so we can all make lovely comments about how brilliant they are
I am surprise there s no blood dripping around the edge. Urrrgggggghhhh!
Wait a minute…wasn’t HK created in ’76?
And not ’74?
Doesn’t everything say the trademark date is 1976? Wouldn’t that make her only 32?
Because I was born in ’79 and I’m now 29… or am I missing something here?
how strange….
This is really gross and no one should hate Hello kItty this seriously I mean even though they hate it, Hello Kitty isn’t even real or alive so i think all Hello kitty haters should STFU. Cuz it’s really pissing off.
If HK lovers would be content to love HK as an Anime, rather than as a highly pointless and sometimes utterly inappropriate marketting theme, then there’d be no need for this blog.
@kitteh!!
Exactly what I was gonna say.
There is too many pointless HK stuff that you might as well call Paperweight.
Make stuff useful or entertaining, or don’t make stuff at all.
YOU FREAK
That’s the thing; something like HK paperweights I could live with. They’d be no more pointless than any other ornamental paperweight.
) massager, the HK bikini model, several different under-specced HK laptop computers, HK lady’s intimate apparral…
I was thinking of the HK shoulder (yeah right, with that shape
honestly, i dont think hello kitty’s creators would be to happy to see the morbid display of affection, i can see tattoo being fine, as i can always be removed later, but thats bodily harm and purely nasty… heck why dont you get cat ears implanted inside your skull, or get claws surgically imbedded in your hands cause hunnie you need some serious help, ive been obsessed since i was 4, but I would never do something soooo revolting !
ouch
that’s utterly sick hello kitty is like supposed to be cute….