Hello Kitty Cheeky Tattoo 2
Sometimes I get up, open my email and realize that it would just be better to crawl back into the Hello Kitty futon and sleep for the entire week. This is the problem with Hello Kitty fanatics. They do things like get a tattoo of Hello Kitty on their ass and then send me a photo of it completely ruining my eating for the rest of the week since I can’t keep any food down. But that is not enough. They just can’t seem to leave something so horribly wrong alone. Instead, they feel the need to double the horror by taking what is already a sign that all is not right in the world and moving it to an entirely new level. Even worse, they feel compelled to send me a photo of it:
Someone, please, take a laser and burn this image out of my mind. It’s going to haunt me for years to come…
Sent in again by Colin who has obviously inflicted a lifetime of pain and humiliation upon himself — much more than I could ever wish upon another person…
Posted: November 4th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 72
Comments
#1 Comment from Lulu
Time: November 4, 2008, 5:49 am
At least he didn’t strip naked this time.
#2 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 4, 2008, 6:36 am
In the immortal words of Hank Hill, “The boy’s not right!”
#3 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 4, 2008, 6:53 am
I’m speechless! I have to agree with Kitteh, It’s not right on any level! 
#4 Comment from Lucy
Time: November 4, 2008, 7:20 am
Oh for the love of gods…
Can you put a link next time? why put the photo in plain ass sight???
the only thing near to something positive of this is that the tattoos are well made… but poor tattooer… im guessing he or she is getting an early retirement after this.
#5 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 4, 2008, 8:55 am
And to think I liked the one on the left as a sticker… I WILL be burning them tonight…
That is just wrong on SO many levels…
#6 Comment from wring
Time: November 4, 2008, 8:58 am
i would’ve been more amused if he strategically placed a small hello kitty figure in his coinslot.
#7 Comment from Acton
Time: November 4, 2008, 9:48 am
While the tattoos are nice this picture should go where the sun don’t shine.
#8 Comment from Moriyah
Time: November 4, 2008, 10:15 am
Huh… well both are ugly-arse and tattoos!
#9 Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: November 4, 2008, 10:15 am
Tell me why you guys are thinking that this is a guy’s butt not a chick’s butt.
I need to be educated ( so that I won’t make a mistake in the future encounters).
#10 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 4, 2008, 10:44 am
@yet another anonymous:
I’m going out on a limb here but I’m saying that’s a guy because of:
a) the butt fur (and pimples)
b) the muscular build and no female like waist/lower torso
and c) look at the arms- those are man arms/hands…
#11 Comment from TrixnDix
Time: November 4, 2008, 10:52 am
a lady’s ass is a little fuller, rounder on the sides, and this guy is obviously tensing to make his ass seem a little nicer. i wonder if they’re just fake ones… i wonder if he’s every gonna get laid after getting those tattoos, gay or not… sad…
#12 Comment from Binks
Time: November 4, 2008, 11:12 am
WTF is wrong with this guy? He obviously has A$$ issues, among other mental problems.
@yet another anonymous
I think you need to go back and look at this. Make sure you click on the photo for a clarifying view and make your own assumptions.
#13 Comment from Binks
Time: November 4, 2008, 11:13 am
Sorry – here is the link from a few days ago
http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/10/24/hello-kitty-cheeky-tattoo/
#14 Comment from Kira =]
Time: November 4, 2008, 11:42 am
whoever has the laser to burn the the haunting images from our head, please do mine as well. that is disgusting.
#15 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 4, 2008, 12:37 pm
How many girls butts have you seen that look like that?
Your hanging out @ the wrong place if that is the case.
There is no “va-jay jay” attached to that.
#16 Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: November 4, 2008, 1:23 pm
I see the point.
Yes, his hands are definitely guy’s hands.
I just couldn’t understand why a guy wanted to have such tatoos in his butt.
I think I just hoped that this was not a guy’s butt.
I guess I was in the denial stage …
#17 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
No worries anonymous. I’m calling BS on the entire thing anyway. Can’t be real.
#18 Comment from Crys
Time: November 4, 2008, 3:55 pm
WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? I LOVE HELLO KITTY, BUT NOT THAT MUCH!!!
#19 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: November 5, 2008, 1:07 am
There’s just nothing manly about a man that tattoos or decals his butt with HK.
And in pastel pink colors too.
#20 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 5, 2008, 7:02 am
@Catherine: I agree, BS on the whole thing!
#21 Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: November 5, 2008, 7:32 am
It,s no BS, that is my butt!!!
#22 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 5, 2008, 9:26 am
Glad you like it dude…
#23 Comment from Rachel
Time: November 5, 2008, 4:18 pm
Wow.
#24 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 6, 2008, 8:31 am
@mhkitty06
Don’t call him dude, there is NOTHING dude about him! Gross…..
#25 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 6, 2008, 11:09 am
@Catherine: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
#26 Comment from C-ko
Time: November 6, 2008, 2:32 pm
Hi, I’m not really a huge HK fan, and I think your website is funny. HOWEVER, can you please not put asses on your page. An “after the jump” link would be nice, so that when I pull up your page at work, no one will be able to see an ass. Thank you.
#27 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 6, 2008, 2:33 pm
Right, he’s an idiot real or not!
#28 Comment from Acton
Time: November 6, 2008, 6:48 pm
I am wonder this guy was not showing the tattoos but shooting MR. HKH the Hello Kitty Moon.
#29 Comment from Sara Dane
Time: November 6, 2008, 6:49 pm
Maybe this guy really wishes he had his own “kitty” which is why he tattoos them on his butt… To fool the entering subjects lol
#30 Comment from Indiana
Time: November 6, 2008, 9:47 pm
ew, ew, EWW! >.< WHY IS THAT GUY PROUD OF THIS SO MUCH ITS ON THE INTERNET?!
You know what, I don’t even want to call him a Guy. o.o
#31 Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: November 7, 2008, 4:11 am
Congratulations must go to Acton, a wise and astute man!
I love my HK tattoos and i am extremly proud of them, and yes pulling a moon to any Kitty haters was kind of an amusing offshoot from that, well observed.
As to the ‘ Hello Kitty…guy…butt…gay’ thing, well i have other tattoos including celtic knotwork, an ankh and a devil as depicted during the middle ages… so by that logic am i an ancient briton, egyptian christian 500 hundred year old devil worshiper????
‘The world is big and we are small’
Enjoy life, be kind and bake cookies!!!
#32 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 7, 2008, 7:12 am
Fruit loop.
#33 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 7, 2008, 7:14 am
And in the words of Happy Bunny:
‘We should not run off all the stupid people. Who would we have to laugh at then?’
#34 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 7, 2008, 7:18 am
Well, after reading Colin’s wonderful explanation our hypothesis is true, he is gay and an ass. Case closed.
#35 Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: November 7, 2008, 9:40 am
Dear Catherine, thank you for your ‘hypothesis’ for which i would love to reply, and when i find it, i shall!
Please clarify, hypothesis, case closed…at odds surely?!
Keep smiling 
#36 Comment from Sara Dane
Time: November 7, 2008, 10:08 am
@ mhkitty06
I’d have to say this guy is the Tucan Sam of fruit loops 
#37 Comment from Acton
Time: November 7, 2008, 7:01 pm
@Kittycolin67
I never referred to you as gay and after your reply i lift my threat of moving you picture. I think send you but in the last post was poor taste. This one I will let slide. I do warn you about send insults like that to MR. HKH, he has a knack of twisting them around to serve his own purpose.
Do not mind Catherine you should read what she thinks about me as a furry lifestyler.
If we really want to undermined Mr. HKH I say we guys send pictures of us and our hello kitty collection to his wife and to a buycott on her store.
#38 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: November 7, 2008, 9:42 pm
At least colin was kind enough to wax the crack in his ass…
#39 Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: November 8, 2008, 7:22 am
Hi Acton,
i apologise if you thought i had a problem with you because i really don’t and i am sorry if my post offended you, that was not my intension.
My post was to wrap up some comments from other posts.
I bear no hard feelings and i wish you well.
#40 Comment from Sara Dane
Time: November 8, 2008, 12:34 pm
Actin + Kittycolin67 = BFF
#41 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: November 8, 2008, 7:29 pm
Maybe HK does spread love and joy!
……
NAHHHHHHH!
#42 Comment from WendyB
Time: November 8, 2008, 9:59 pm
I wish I could un-see that.
#43 Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 9, 2008, 9:39 am
Perhaps, it is a guy because his name is colin?
In Any case, to the dude who started this blog. I feel for you I really do. I have some friends who are Hk fans and being around them while they pull out their sticker books is bad enough. If you are insured i suggest burning down your house. then once you have the Insurance money divorce your wife and run for the hills with the money to start constructing a device that destroys all things hello kitty.
#44 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 10, 2008, 7:27 am
@Sara Dane
LOL!!!!
#45 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 10, 2008, 7:32 am
@Kittycolin67
No need for a rebuttle Case Closed.
#46 Comment from Catherine
Time: November 10, 2008, 12:13 pm
@mhkitty06
tattoo boy is the guy from previous page who used the term “you go girl” regarding the dumb a@@ who cut HK into her leg. Now it makes sense why he has HK tattooed on his cheeks!!!!
#47 Comment from Anoymous
Time: November 11, 2008, 8:34 am
that is the most ugliest whitest, and demented ass I have EVER seen..
#48 Comment from Angel H.
Time: November 11, 2008, 10:21 pm
I’m really starting to think that people do this just to piss you off.
#49 Comment from Acton
Time: November 12, 2008, 1:14 pm
The real question is how one can find a tattoo artist willing to do this on a man less it truly just about the Benjamins.
There some aspects of one Hello Kitty Fandom that should be kept private.
#50 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: November 13, 2008, 3:19 pm
@Acton: For once, I agree with you.
@Catherine: Yeah I pointed that out in one of the other threads… scary ain’t it?
#51 Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 17, 2008, 11:33 am
gross
#52 Comment from AK27
Time: November 17, 2008, 5:09 pm
disgusting arse. cute tats. id suggest….forearms instead? hello kitty is supposed to be cute…. not on a rear and covered in pimples. ick.
#53 Comment from Kari Rose
Time: November 18, 2008, 10:26 am
Bwahaha! That is actually the nicest shaped male bum I’ve seen in quite a while, that’s why I felt the need to comment on this blog entry. It’s a really nice shape, ahaha. Am I the only one who thinks that? o_0!
#54 Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: November 19, 2008, 3:58 am
@Kari Rose
Thank you
#55 Comment from Elle
Time: December 1, 2008, 7:54 am
@Kari- Nope, but the tattoos totally undermine it completely.
…that or I’ve been single WAY too long.
#56 Comment from Kimiko
Time: December 3, 2008, 6:34 am
Oh dear Jebas he got the matching one >.<
Why…WHY would a man brand himself TWICE with this like he’s sanrio’s prized bull!? D:
#57 Comment from Amazed
Time: December 3, 2008, 5:21 pm
I think it is a cunning lure to bed the HK fanatics. If they really feel the all-consuming need to possess anything with HK’s image emblazened on it he’s going to have the crazies lined up for his ass. But the guy must really be feeling the sexual drought if he aspires to sleep with anyone with *that* much of a HK obsession.
#58 Comment from Elle
Time: December 5, 2008, 4:40 am
Amazed, you may be right, but I’d take one look at that and point and laugh and not in a good way and that would be the end of that.
Not to mention, there’s no way I’d ever want a guy who’s less masculine then I am, and if I won’t get HK on my tooshie, he certainly should be HK free. (Talk about a new question to have to ask on top of the STDs. “Do you have HK Tattooed on you anywhere? Yeah? Oh…you know what? Uh uh. NEXT!”)
#59 Comment from AEther
Time: December 8, 2008, 8:54 pm
I would love to have a Hello Kitty tattoo but that is just… No… just no…
#60 Comment from Isabelle
Time: December 12, 2008, 10:55 pm
That’s really gross. I kinda barfed a little
#61 Comment from Emily
Time: February 3, 2009, 3:48 pm
Well i wouldn’t say no..
#62 Comment from angelina-katheryne
Time: February 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
well i think all those comments r rude n stupid haven’t ya eva heard if ya got nothin nice to say then shut ya gob …. i actually think it takes mega balls for a guy to get not just one but 2 hello kitty tats on his butt and put it on the net for everyone to see so way 2 go brotha !!!! even if it is a bit gay mate good job man !!! 
xox
#63 Comment from natea
Time: February 21, 2009, 2:54 pm
i just got mooned…..:(
#64 Comment from Toria Meows
Time: February 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
There are no words.
I simply can’t stop grinning and laughing.
Maybe i should send you pics of my hello kitty jewelry, or my hello kitty 360 face plates or the hello kitty phone i just ordered.
<3
#65 Comment from carlos
Time: March 3, 2009, 6:34 am
Oh, nice butt!
#66 Comment from Haley
Time: March 5, 2009, 4:10 pm
SICK
#67 Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 5:59 pm
thats smokinxD
id tap that definatelyxD
#68 Comment from goober
Time: March 15, 2009, 2:47 pm
poor hello kitty,she doesn’t belong there*tears*i’m disturbed
#69 Comment from Cicie
Time: April 22, 2009, 3:29 pm
Did Collin lose a bet or something?
#70 Comment from maria
Time: July 18, 2009, 6:05 pm
omg omg omg ewww that is gross who in the right mind would do that and then take a pic and show it to people that is sick sick sick
#71 Comment from Erin
Time: November 8, 2009, 11:04 pm
I see darlene has nothing to say about the love and happiness here. Ha.
#72 Comment from suzana
Time: November 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Cute tushy
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