Hello Kitty Cheeky Tattoo 2
Sometimes I get up, open my email and realize that it would just be better to crawl back into the Hello Kitty futon and sleep for the entire week. This is the problem with Hello Kitty fanatics. They do things like get a tattoo of Hello Kitty on their ass and then send me a photo of it completely ruining my eating for the rest of the week since I can’t keep any food down. But that is not enough. They just can’t seem to leave something so horribly wrong alone. Instead, they feel the need to double the horror by taking what is already a sign that all is not right in the world and moving it to an entirely new level. Even worse, they feel compelled to send me a photo of it:
Someone, please, take a laser and burn this image out of my mind. It’s going to haunt me for years to come…
Sent in again by Colin who has obviously inflicted a lifetime of pain and humiliation upon himself — much more than I could ever wish upon another person…
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Posted: November 4th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 74
At least he didn’t strip naked this time.
In the immortal words of Hank Hill, “The boy’s not right!”
I’m speechless! I have to agree with Kitteh, It’s not right on any level!
Oh for the love of gods…
Can you put a link next time? why put the photo in plain ass sight???
the only thing near to something positive of this is that the tattoos are well made… but poor tattooer… im guessing he or she is getting an early retirement after this.
And to think I liked the one on the left as a sticker… I WILL be burning them tonight…
That is just wrong on SO many levels…
i would’ve been more amused if he strategically placed a small hello kitty figure in his coinslot.
While the tattoos are nice this picture should go where the sun don’t shine.
Huh… well both are ugly-arse and tattoos!
Tell me why you guys are thinking that this is a guy’s butt not a chick’s butt.
I need to be educated ( so that I won’t make a mistake in the future encounters).
@yet another anonymous:
I’m going out on a limb here but I’m saying that’s a guy because of:
a) the butt fur (and pimples)
b) the muscular build and no female like waist/lower torso
and c) look at the arms- those are man arms/hands…
a lady’s ass is a little fuller, rounder on the sides, and this guy is obviously tensing to make his ass seem a little nicer. i wonder if they’re just fake ones… i wonder if he’s every gonna get laid after getting those tattoos, gay or not… sad…
WTF is wrong with this guy? He obviously has A$$ issues, among other mental problems.
@yet another anonymous
I think you need to go back and look at this. Make sure you click on the photo for a clarifying view and make your own assumptions.
Sorry – here is the link from a few days ago
http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/10/24/hello-kitty-cheeky-tattoo/
whoever has the laser to burn the the haunting images from our head, please do mine as well. that is disgusting.
How many girls butts have you seen that look like that?
Your hanging out @ the wrong place if that is the case.
There is no “va-jay jay” attached to that.
I see the point.
Yes, his hands are definitely guy’s hands.
I just couldn’t understand why a guy wanted to have such tatoos in his butt.
I think I just hoped that this was not a guy’s butt.
I guess I was in the denial stage …
No worries anonymous. I’m calling BS on the entire thing anyway. Can’t be real.
WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? I LOVE HELLO KITTY, BUT NOT THAT MUCH!!!
There’s just nothing manly about a man that tattoos or decals his butt with HK.
And in pastel pink colors too.
@Catherine: I agree, BS on the whole thing!
It,s no BS, that is my butt!!!
Glad you like it dude…
Wow.
@mhkitty06
Don’t call him dude, there is NOTHING dude about him! Gross…..
@Catherine: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, I’m not really a huge HK fan, and I think your website is funny. HOWEVER, can you please not put asses on your page. An “after the jump” link would be nice, so that when I pull up your page at work, no one will be able to see an ass. Thank you.
Right, he’s an idiot real or not!
I am wonder this guy was not showing the tattoos but shooting MR. HKH the Hello Kitty Moon.
Maybe this guy really wishes he had his own “kitty” which is why he tattoos them on his butt… To fool the entering subjects lol
ew, ew, EWW! >.< WHY IS THAT GUY PROUD OF THIS SO MUCH ITS ON THE INTERNET?!
You know what, I don’t even want to call him a Guy. o.o
Congratulations must go to Acton, a wise and astute man!
I love my HK tattoos and i am extremly proud of them, and yes pulling a moon to any Kitty haters was kind of an amusing offshoot from that, well observed.
As to the ‘ Hello Kitty…guy…butt…gay’ thing, well i have other tattoos including celtic knotwork, an ankh and a devil as depicted during the middle ages… so by that logic am i an ancient briton, egyptian christian 500 hundred year old devil worshiper????
‘The world is big and we are small’
Enjoy life, be kind and bake cookies!!!
Fruit loop.
And in the words of Happy Bunny:
‘We should not run off all the stupid people. Who would we have to laugh at then?’
Well, after reading Colin’s wonderful explanation our hypothesis is true, he is gay and an ass. Case closed.
Dear Catherine, thank you for your ‘hypothesis’ for which i would love to reply, and when i find it, i shall!
Please clarify, hypothesis, case closed…at odds surely?!
Keep smiling
@ mhkitty06
I’d have to say this guy is the Tucan Sam of fruit loops
@Kittycolin67
I never referred to you as gay and after your reply i lift my threat of moving you picture. I think send you but in the last post was poor taste. This one I will let slide. I do warn you about send insults like that to MR. HKH, he has a knack of twisting them around to serve his own purpose.
Do not mind Catherine you should read what she thinks about me as a furry lifestyler.
If we really want to undermined Mr. HKH I say we guys send pictures of us and our hello kitty collection to his wife and to a buycott on her store.
At least colin was kind enough to wax the crack in his ass…
Hi Acton,
i apologise if you thought i had a problem with you because i really don’t and i am sorry if my post offended you, that was not my intension.
My post was to wrap up some comments from other posts.
I bear no hard feelings and i wish you well.
Actin + Kittycolin67 = BFF
Maybe HK does spread love and joy!
……
NAHHHHHHH!
I wish I could un-see that.
Perhaps, it is a guy because his name is colin?
In Any case, to the dude who started this blog. I feel for you I really do. I have some friends who are Hk fans and being around them while they pull out their sticker books is bad enough. If you are insured i suggest burning down your house. then once you have the Insurance money divorce your wife and run for the hills with the money to start constructing a device that destroys all things hello kitty.
@Sara Dane
LOL!!!!
@Kittycolin67
No need for a rebuttle Case Closed.
@mhkitty06
tattoo boy is the guy from previous page who used the term “you go girl” regarding the dumb a@@ who cut HK into her leg. Now it makes sense why he has HK tattooed on his cheeks!!!!
that is the most ugliest whitest, and demented ass I have EVER seen..
I’m really starting to think that people do this just to piss you off.
The real question is how one can find a tattoo artist willing to do this on a man less it truly just about the Benjamins.
There some aspects of one Hello Kitty Fandom that should be kept private.
@Acton: For once, I agree with you.
@Catherine: Yeah I pointed that out in one of the other threads… scary ain’t it?