Creepy Hello Kitty Lisa Loeb Video
I guess it could have gone without saying since anything that involves Hello Kitty is “creepy” to some extent, but it seems to take on horror film dimensions when a Hello Kitty plush comes to life in the back of a music video. I just sat there watching — waiting for Hello Kitty to produce Alien fangs and suck the life out of Lisa Loeb. Either that or have Hello Kitty begin whacking Lisa Loeb over the head with the guitar until she was slumped in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor. The more I live in Hello Kitty Hell, the more convinced I become that Hello Kitty could be a huge horror movie franchise. Doubt me? Watch the video:
The only thing that surprises me is that both Lisa Loeb and Hello Kitty aren’t using Hello Kitty acoustic guitars in the video to promote themselves even more, but that in no way takes away from the creepiness of having Hello Kitty pretending to sing over your shoulder. It would have simply been the icing on the cake.
Of course, my wife thinks that it is wonderful and that Hello Kitty should sing with all famous musicians (you laugh, but don’t underestimate the evil feline). I suppose this would be every Hello Kitty fanatic’s fantasy – to have Hello Kitty magically come to life, but when you really know what Hello Kitty is like, this may not be such a good thing.
Sent in by Sandra who should be forced to watch only the Hello Kitty portions of this video over and over and over again as punishment for ever thinking that sending me this video could result in anything positive…
Posted: January 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 58
Comments
Comment from Bacondelicious
Time: January 17, 2009, 12:57 am
I keep thinking it’ll jump out the screen any moment and
Comment from Klarissa
Time: January 17, 2009, 1:35 am
It is kinda creepy, but cute at the same time!! :] And I’ve never heard of that singer, she is actually good!!
Comment from darlene
Time: January 17, 2009, 1:35 am
You have some serious problems that you need to seek help for. This post just went too far and I refuse to keep silent any longer. If you are going to continue to describe Hello Kitty with false terms and in a bad light, then someone has to call you on it.
There is nothing that makes it look like Hello Kitty is going to do anything bad in this video. She is the cutest plush ever and brings happiness to the song. Only someone completely demented could imagine her as something in a horror movie. It’s just sick, sick, sick and you should be sued for all the false things you say.
Don’t you think it’s time that you grew up and showed the world that you aren’t a immature man trying to win fame by belittling Hello Kitty. That’s a pretty sad way to live your life, especially when everyone else in the world loves and adores her. Just admit that you have lost and accept Hello Kitty for the true love she has for all.
Comment from Malik
Time: January 17, 2009, 3:07 am
How can Hello Kitty sing, when she has no mouth? Truly sign she is alien, and you are indeed in Hello Kitty Hell.
Full sympathies.
Comment from Min
Time: January 17, 2009, 4:39 am
Ahahaha! That is cute! I guess that is the famed Hello Kitty toaster she took toast out of at the end as well.
Comment from sansicarus
Time: January 17, 2009, 5:34 am
I feel sorry for Lisa Loeb – she must be really hard up for cash.
Comment from Jaime
Time: January 17, 2009, 7:15 am
dude, this video is soooo old! i can’t believe you just now got this! i was in love with this song…like 7 years ago.
i have the same toaster. it’s the best toaster EVER! i won’t eat toast from any other!
Comment from Lulu
Time: January 17, 2009, 8:11 am
Woo hoo, darlene is back! Stupidity will once again reign.
I’ll bet she was one of the pillocks who emailed Mrs. HKH…
Comment from Mollie
Time: January 17, 2009, 9:56 am
Haha…the creepy hello kitty only adds to the terribleness of that song.
Comment from Acton
Time: January 17, 2009, 11:10 am
I do not care much for her singing but again paranoia will destroy ya Mr HKH. Its just video or your are feel guilty i attacking the cute one.
Comment from Kitty (no relation)
Time: January 17, 2009, 1:48 pm
Dear God in heaven, i feel dirty. That thing scares the crap outta me, and thats not an easy thing to do.
Dude, can you not get your Wife interested in the Collected Curios of Jolly Jack instead?
Comment from ShortWoman
Time: January 17, 2009, 1:49 pm
The “Hello Lisa” album came out some years before the HK Guitar became available. Rest assured, Lisa probably has one now. Dweezil escaped Hello Kitty Hell.
Comment from HeroDingo
Time: January 17, 2009, 1:55 pm
Actually, Lisa Loeb crossed over to the HK side somewhere around 2002…note the title of the album this comes from, “Hello Lisa” (I refused to buy this one because the evil feline clearly had influenced her)…so much so that in the album art poor Lisa only sees herself as her own HK likeness…that’s SCARY. The fact that she & Dweezil Zappa were a couple could explain it, but I’m not really sure why. I understand they’ve got her on antibiotics now and her recovery as an HK minion has been going well…and the whiskers are gone.
Comment from jennster
Time: January 17, 2009, 3:57 pm
whoohoo darlene the mean machine is back! time to start reading this blog again.
Comment from edjusted
Time: January 17, 2009, 6:44 pm
Hmm, that *is* kind’a creepy, especially around the 2:55 mark. Is HK mocking LL? Is HK just biding her time until LL least expects it? Shiver…
Comment from hksucksnotrocks
Time: January 18, 2009, 2:20 am
You have some serious problems that you need to seek help for. This post just went too far and I refuse to keep silent any longer. If you are going to continue to describe Hello Kitty with false terms and in a bad light, then someone has to call you on it.
There is nothing that makes it look like Hello Kitty is going to do anything bad in this video. She is the cutest plush ever and brings happiness to the song. Only someone completely demented could imagine her as something in a horror movie. It’s just sick, sick, sick and you should be sued for all the false things you say.
Don’t you think it’s time that you grew up and showed the world that you aren’t a immature man trying to win fame by belittling Hello Kitty. That’s a pretty sad way to live your life, especially when everyone else in the world loves and adores her. Just admit that you have lost and accept Hello Kitty for the true love she has for all.
Yes, darlene’s comment is more like world domination type, i know you want everybody to go your way but i am also like you sometimes darlene, the fact is that you can’t make people bow down to you, its not good anyway dear, just like what you said Just admit that you have lost and accept Hello Kitty for the true love she has for all, it means since this is a hate blog, just admit you also lost and accepted the fact for Hello Kitty’s mean side(yes, everybody has a mean side dear, also including you, me and everyone), you should fit in because some hate her and some love her, so you should fit in, i even like Hello Kitty for some reasons, but i also have my hates side, so lets just be equal, fair and most of all, to fit in with other’s opinions. So, i guess you should just fit in with the blog owner’s opinions on Hello Kitty if that is you don’t wanna be called a mean machine.
Comment from sansicarus
Time: January 18, 2009, 5:04 am
@ hksucksnotrocks, darlene, etc.
Maybe I’m flogging a dead horse (or other four-legged animal) here, but you do realise that Hello Kitty isn’t real, don’t you? She’s a fictional character, created by a person (Ikuko Shimizu), developed into a brand by a company (Sanrio) – a bit like Santa, the Easter Bunny or Ronald McDonald.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but if your parents aren’t going to tell you, someone has to.
Comment from Tammy
Time: January 18, 2009, 8:15 am
Was HK just staring at Lisa’s butt and shaking her head? xD I so want a creepy doll like that to play guitar with me when I’m not looking.
Comment from Alison
Time: January 18, 2009, 9:09 am
I couldn’t get past the lady’s giant bleached streak in her hair. I think that was creepier than the animatronic Hello Kitty. & Malik, everyone knows that HK sings/talks from her heart. That’s why she doesn’t need a mouth…duh
Comment from Mi99
Time: January 18, 2009, 9:14 am
Dude I cannot believe some people take your blog so seriously. Your a brilliant blogger ^_^
Indeed weird video. The first line of that song is kinda… lame. Obvious she talks about the enmy behind her or something like that…. and it’s obvious HK wants to steal the spotlight of singers as well.lol.
Comment from Aimee
Time: January 18, 2009, 9:25 am
I’m sorry, but does HK check her ass out at the end or is that just me?
Comment from wierdsquirrelgirl
Time: January 18, 2009, 10:43 am
Darlene Darlene Darlene *Shakes head*. You take things far too seriosly dear. You must learn from the phrase “TO each his own.” Mr. HKH has as much right to hate Hello Kitty as you do to love her. There is no law that says you must Love/Hate HK. (At least not yet.)
Besides, if you look at Mr. HKH plite then his emotions would be understandable. Look at it this way; HK is like chocolate cake, its wonderful to have every once in a while , but after a week or so of eating nothing but chocolate cake then you would loose your apetite very fast. Now maby there are people out there who can eat chocolate cake every day and still love it. OK, good for them. But most people can’t. Those people who can have no right to “Call Out” on the people who can’t, because they don’t have the same limitations or feelings. You, Darlene are one of the people who can “Eat chocolate cake”, Mr. HKH is one of the ones “Who can’t”. Get my drift
Pluse we must not discount the fact Mr. HKH is a man (hence the Mr.) chalk full of testosterone. Most straite men can only handle so much cuteness before they explode (one way or another.) Us women need to respect the men for their “can & can’ts” if we expect them to do the same with us.
OK I’m done with my rant. This is geting too close to the battle of the sexes.
Peace out =)
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: January 18, 2009, 11:12 am
I think Lisa Loeb admitted to having a guitar with an HK on it. I wouldn’t mind one either since I do like her in a Warhol-style irony.
Loeb’s songs are cute overall, I had her album “Tails”, but it wasn’t anything close to “Stay”. I wish she’d write a song like that again.
Comment from edjusted
Time: January 18, 2009, 11:58 am
humor: noun. “The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd” e.g. HK in a horror movie. e.g. HK sprouting fangs and going vampire on Lisa Loeb.
sigh.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: January 18, 2009, 12:15 pm
AHHHHHHHH!!!! 0:50 AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Seriously though, I think darlene is an idealogue. That’s why I never really interact with her. She’s probably one of those dumb spam-bots.
Comment from Anna
Time: January 18, 2009, 7:32 pm
Mariah Carey loves Hello Kitty, btw
Comment from Dreshard
Time: January 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
@Darlene Please don’t speak for me or anyone, ever. I hate hello kitty…btw you are one of the most dedicated trolls i have ever seen, 1 free internet for you!
Comment from MJ
Time: January 19, 2009, 12:17 am
This is why I LOVE this blog! I can’t believe there is an actual video of a real HK playing the guitar and singing a song! If it wasn’t for this blog, I never would have see it. Thank you so much! I can’t wait to trick my husband into watching this video, I’ll have to tell him I got vid of flight 1549 flashing down or something, he’ll only watch it for like 2 seconds, so I’ll have to pick a good spot, maybe 2:55….anyway, this is awesome, thanks again. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Hello Kitty!
Comment from Allen
Time: January 19, 2009, 12:43 am
I have this CD (i admit i’m a Lisa Loeb fan) and the title of the CD is called “Hello Lisa”. The cover of the CD even has hello kitty!
Comment from Catherine
Time: January 19, 2009, 7:42 am
I have to agree with Alison, that bleached streak is a definate DONT!
Comment from Denise
Time: January 19, 2009, 7:58 am
I love Hello Kitty! And I love your website, it cracks me up. But this time, HK is SUPER creepy!! I think you should create your own music videos because I like the idea of having HK hack someone to bits. But make sure the setting is cute and pretty like in this video.
Comment from moriyah
Time: January 19, 2009, 3:57 pm
Ugh.
No thanks.
Comment from Corinne
Time: January 19, 2009, 5:32 pm
Ha! I loved the Kitty’s movements (ver’ creepy!) but what got me more was the shameful lyrics of that song…
“I like things that are so good / you are so so good” and “Don’t be the enemy / Don’t stand in back of me” really set me giggling… clearly this is an American artist (no offense
Comment from Stephanie
Time: January 19, 2009, 10:41 pm
I really like Hello Kitty, but that video was creepy as hell.
btw, if you don’t like what’s on this blog, then why are reading it?
Comment from Sharon
Time: January 20, 2009, 6:16 am
Dear D-nut, NOT everyone loves Hello Kitty. If they did, this blog would not be here!
Comment from MEG
Time: January 20, 2009, 11:38 am
Darlene is about as real as Hello Kitty’s soul. Whoever is actually writing her posts is a delightful prankster.
The HK plush puppet is about due for a music video comeback of epic proportions. Kanye, are you listening?
Comment from melora
Time: January 20, 2009, 12:18 pm
YAY!!!!!!!! I need me a gui-tar playing kitty:)!
Comment from Mi99
Time: January 21, 2009, 4:13 am
Oh and I forgot to mention, most importantly she reminds me of Palin,lol!
Comment from drscanlon
Time: January 21, 2009, 11:26 pm
I was too busy looking at how botoxed her face is to let the cat get to me.
Then again she may have used hello kitty botox….
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 22, 2009, 5:07 am
@ Sansicarus, flogging a dead plush toy maybe? 
Comment from Liz S.
Time: January 22, 2009, 8:29 pm
I was too scared to watch…
Comment from HKPepper
Time: January 25, 2009, 8:40 pm
WOW CUTEST!!! Wish I could have that singing Hello Kitty…
Comment from Stephanie
Time: January 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
Today, my husband and I were at Big Lots and this song started playing throughout the store. All I could picture was HK playing a guitar. We didn’t stay there long….lol.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 27, 2009, 2:08 am
Oh great, I how have a mental image of HK playing “All Along the Watchtower”. I’d not mind, but it does go totally pear-shaped at one point!
Comment from chaos
Time: January 28, 2009, 7:37 am
That would be funny if HK started whacking Lisa…
Comment from zee
Time: January 30, 2009, 9:17 am
ok. that is so creepy. i will never look at a hello kitty doll the same way again. and…darlene is back! more entertainment. and p.s darlene, just because some of us aren’t head over heels in luv with a bobble headed cat doesn’t mean we’re squishing all the love out of the world. geez.
Comment from Bre-Bre
Time: February 8, 2009, 3:48 pm
wow……… HK is sorta cute in this. i dont like the song, though.
Comment from Annie
Time: February 12, 2009, 9:19 am
This video is both cute and creepy! HK looks all sweet and innoccent, but she COULD turn into a Vampire! But I love Vampires, especially Edward Cullen!
Comment from Pandaki
Time: February 14, 2009, 12:53 pm
…I have that same plush.
Is it going to come to life when I play piano in the morning waiting for my bread to toast?
Comment from melora
Time: March 6, 2009, 10:13 am
Comment from lilypop
Time: March 13, 2009, 3:00 pm
That reminded me of Chucky the killer doll *shudders* Thanks for the nightmares, I love hello kitty but…not alive!
Comment from lilypop
Time: March 13, 2009, 3:01 pm
@ Annie: Me too! The twilight books rock!
Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 4:14 am
Oh God that was atrocious. Well…best start burning someof my plushies.
Oh and God, pleasedon’t start on Edward Cullen. Unless you want someone to write a giant hate blog for him. That’d be sweet.
Who’d love a guy who’s described to be a bathroom floor? XD
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Comment from Heather
Time: April 9, 2009, 12:05 am
THANK YOU DARLENE!
You have just READ MY MIND.
And if liking hello kitty is being in “hello kitty hell”….
THEN I LIKE IT!! 
to all of the pillocks who hate hello kitty!
Comment from K
Time: May 22, 2009, 8:15 pm
I actually find Lisa Loeb to be a tad more creepy then kitty in this video. I usually like her some too. *shrugs*
Comment from roxxi
Time: September 1, 2009, 6:04 am
that is just too wierd! its like its going to get its knife out and kill her!!!
Comment from Audrie
Time: November 18, 2009, 10:53 am
I love Lisa..but why..oh well
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