Hello Kitty Suicide Art Series
While I would much rather not have anything Hello Kitty end up in my email, that is an impossibility when you live in Hello Kitty Hell. Part of the daily torture is waking up each day to see Hello Kitty in all her evilness sent in by too many people with far too much extra time on their hands.
That being said, not all Hello Kitty emails are equal. If I had to choose the Hello Kitty crap sent to me (and let’s face it, if Hello Kitty is on it, is should be considered crap), I would much prefer emails such as the Hello Kitty suicide art series:
I mean, if I have to look at the evil feline, seeing her burn herself to death or cutting her wrist is a much more pleasant experience than having to watch her mock me with her sugary sweetness and reading in detail how some Hello Kitty fanatic is totally in love with her.
Of course, my wife doesn’t quite see eye to eye with me on this artistic interpretation. It’s still far beyond her comprehension that anyone would ever want to do any harm to Hello Kitty (a sure sign that you are living with a Hello Kitty fanatic) which forces one to exhibit a huge amount of Hello Kitty restraint.
One of the worst parts of living in Hello Kitty Hell is having to realistically show sympathy and sorrow to the Hello Kitty fanatic when something like this is shown to her while secretly grinning from ear to ear inside. Either that or showing your true feelings as you succumb to the fact that you will be spending the rest of the week on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag…
Sent in by Thom Foolery who really should have to only do Hello Kitty art for the rest of his life for thinking that letting me know about this art project could ever result in something good…
Posted: May 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art.
Comments: 47
Comments
Comment from Stephanie
Time: May 12, 2009, 2:02 am
It’s hard to say I like it or dislike it. Maybe it do can help people to become relex.
Comment from Lulu
Time: May 12, 2009, 3:23 am
AHAHAHAHA!!!
(cue Darlene’s rant…)
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 12, 2009, 4:06 am
How about HK throwing herself under the HK lawnmower (qv)?
Comment from Indiana
Time: May 12, 2009, 4:30 am
Before Darlene can answer, I have one thing to say…
Shut the hell up and leave us alone.
Thank you for listening.
Also, THESE ARE AWESOME! I want the one where she cuts her wrists. 
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 12, 2009, 6:26 am
Em, I want to raise a serious comment about the Google ads I’ve got at the moment. 2 of them are for sales of HK merchandise, which is fine (well not really, but you can’t say they’re unsuitable or inappropriate), but the 3rd is for Dignity in Dying (British campaign group for voluntary assisted suicide) which doesn’t strike me as particularly suitable for this site, or sensitive in the context of the artwork.
Comment from deidre
Time: May 12, 2009, 8:15 am
ha ha ha ha ha ha tis is wrong on soooo many levels but i have to admit its really creative!!!!
Comment from darlene
Time: May 12, 2009, 9:59 am
What is wrong with you?! The fact that you get enjoyment out of seeing Hello Kitty – the universal model of love and sweetness – get hurt goes to show your true self crystal clear. Hello Kitty is a universal test of what you have on your inside and this proves that you are not a good person. Besides, Hello Kitty is smart, intelligent and loves life. She would never do something like this.
Your heart must be ice cold. Only someone with no heart could make positive comments about something as dreadful as this.
Comment from ama
Time: May 12, 2009, 10:21 am
*hits Darlene on the head with a shovel.. goes to bury her in back yard*
I just did the world a great service.
Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: May 12, 2009, 10:35 am
Kawaii — in a twisted sense! Good idea for a series… Definitely reminds me of Luke Chueh’s work: http://www.lukechueh.com/ ^_^
Comment from Kitty
Time: May 12, 2009, 10:53 am
WOOHOO!!!!!!! May not be real but finally the bitch is dead. 
Darlene, say hello to the fire poker. Please bow your head as @ let the rage flow. >:D
Comment from Acton
Time: May 12, 2009, 11:02 am
Kitteh There is no control on ads displayed by Google, you should see my live journal, I was getting ads for gay dating sites, ad for a debunking Jesus show and ads for democrats even though I am a straight, Christian, Republican.
MR. HKH,
I am shocked that you dissed this guy, He is as anti kitty obsessed as you are, and he just on number four of nine. The narrative reads like a celebrity ridden pulp fiction story, full of sex, drugs, lesbian adultery and more. (Sounds like the blues or an updated country song)
PS how to deal with wife: say two word, “Yes Dear” while nodding head. Repeat as necessary.
Comment from leslie
Time: May 12, 2009, 12:52 pm
two words for every body, lighten up! its a friggin cartoon for crying out loud! shes not real. she doesnt realy exist. its freakin paint.
Comment from Nicole
Time: May 12, 2009, 1:55 pm
This is seriously the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I can’t believe there is anyone who doesn’t find this to be great.
Google ads, shmoogle ads. I wasn’t under the impression this blog was rated G.
I think this is bloody brilliant.
It seems people are totally missing the point all the funds raised at this art show go to helping kitties in shelters, which is definitely worth 9 deaths of Hello Kitty. She becomes Hello Kitty Jesus for the other kitties in the world. Ever stop to think about that?
Comment from Magic Smoothie
Time: May 12, 2009, 4:13 pm
@darlene: Yeah, someone who runs another blog that exists solely to motivate people to do good and raises donations to Kiva via the comments and RSS sign-ups must be evil.
Comment from sparkie x
Time: May 12, 2009, 4:50 pm
I thought I saw everything when I saw the Hello Kitty “nude” and the Hello Kitty beer. I don’t want Hello Kitty to die or to plant suicidal thoughts in the head of young people or anything else.
This reminds me of the “Barney Bashing” of the 1990’s only worse.
Comment from Gail
Time: May 12, 2009, 6:39 pm
Hilarious, I wish there were more!!
Comment from Thom Foolery
Time: May 12, 2009, 7:55 pm
Thanks Everyone! Big thanks to you, Mr HKH for posting these. Hope you don’t end up in too much trouble with the little lady.
Kitteh!! – That’s a good idea, but I already have all 9 painted already.
Indiana – Thanks! Glad you like it. Prints of all 9 will be available soon. Check back on my blog in a few weeks after all 9 have been posted. I’ll be releasing purchase details.
deidre – Thanks! I made most of these at 3am after my weekly Satan Worshiping / Sewing Circle meetings.
darlene – Wow! I had no idea Hello Kitty transcended the material world in such a way as to be some sort of physical manifestation/representation of our very souls! I feel so foolish now. I thought IT was just a simply drawn icon for a character based franchise to be cut and pasted on to virtually every utilitarian object conceivable to apply to the wide range of demographics possible including those with Aspergers syndrome that don’t get out of the house much (if at all) that seem to think this profitable puss is real. I’m still confused though as to how she is “smart, intelligent and loves life”. She doesn’t seem to love life as far as I can tell since she’s repeatedly committing suicide. I’ll tell you what, once Hello Kitty starts feeding children in Africa and begins finding cures for cancer, and begins funding for public arts, I’ll lay off and stick to paintings of Tony The Tiger and Toucan Sam prison r*pe. I will admit though, that you are right that only someone with no heart could make positive comments about something as dreadful as this. But what they lack in hart, they make up for in a sense of humor.
ama – Thank you! Save that shovel. in case her zombie comes back.
Hello Kitty Junkie – Just looked at Luke’s work. Very cool stuff. Thanks for sharing!
Kitty – She’s not dead yet. Remember, cat’s have 9 lives. She’s on #5 right now. I’ll have all 9 up by Saturday. THEN we can wave or pistols in teh air in celebration.
Acton – Glad you like the stories and actually GET it! I don’t think he’s really dissing me, so I wouldn’t worrk about it too much. Besides, I don’t think I’d be too upset if I had to make HK paintings like THIS for the rest of my life.
leslie – Wha–? What do you mean she’s not real?? Nooooo!
sparkie x – Hello Kitty isn’t actually advocating or advertising suicide (although she might as well be since she’s been merchandised on to everything imaginable, amirite?). If you read the stories that accompany each painting on my blog, you’ll see that she’s just made some very bad choices in life.
Gail – Glad you like em. There are many more. 4 up right now. 1 more later tonight. And 4 more throughout the week. One everyday, each with it’s own tragic story. You can see them all on my blog.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 13, 2009, 12:37 am
Guys, ref the Google ads: If site owners don’t know about inappropriate Google ads, they can’t do anything about them. If they don’t do anything about them, it’s a racing cert that Google won’t either!
@ Thom, if you want to use the idea some time in the future you have my permission. Ref darlene, don’t hold your breath: No really, don’t. I asked her for some independant evidence of “all the good HK does” over 2 years ago, and we’re still waiting for the first reference from her.
Comment from sansicarus
Time: May 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
Great idea. Interesting style.
Comment from Kitty
Time: May 14, 2009, 10:45 am
Thom: SKIN THE CAT!
Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: May 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
I love the paintings Thom. Keep painting 
Comment from Britt
Time: May 14, 2009, 12:58 pm
this is just awful!!!
Comment from jadefirefly
Time: May 14, 2009, 3:22 pm
Google does what Google does. End of story.
That said, I’m officially in love with this blog.
Comment from Isabelle
Time: May 14, 2009, 6:30 pm
im not saying i like this but thoms artwork rocks! It’s really good. Watch, im gonna pull a darlene:
Darlene, i cant believe you don’t see the artistic talent this guy has. It really shows your true personality, i guess you can’t appreciate art.
Now you’ve had a taste of you r own medicine darlene!!!!!!
Comment from Acton
Time: May 14, 2009, 7:28 pm
Thom no worries
I was surprise he cursed you, If you look at this site there is a pattern to Mr HRH madness, I thought he would praise, your work. Beside I was giving MR. HKH a little ribbing.
Darlene don’t mind her; you might say she is our unofficial Hello Kitty Hell agitator / troll / adversary.
Comment from Long Story Longer
Time: May 14, 2009, 10:48 pm
Thanks for the huge laugh. Love the blog.
Comment from Ali-Cat
Time: May 14, 2009, 11:39 pm
i<3hk, but i could understand you’re frustration with hk dominating your life. that would be frigging annoying. but personally i’m disturbed that you find such a graphic image amusing. i mean, all hk aside, that’s a little sickening. i’ll forgive you, though, for if i had to sleep in a GI JOE sleeping bag everytime I laughed at GI JOE ridicule, i’d be a little more than miffed.
Comment from Sharon
Time: May 15, 2009, 11:07 am
I WANNA SEE MORE!
Comment from Sharon
Time: May 15, 2009, 11:12 am
Found ‘em! Really clever puns too! Someone suggested she off herself with HELLO KITTY merchandise!
Comment from danigirl
Time: May 17, 2009, 6:11 pm
these are awesome!!!!!!
Comment from pcess
Time: May 18, 2009, 12:04 am
THATS EVIL!
Comment from Liz
Time: May 23, 2009, 7:27 am
I wonder how violent this series is going to get?
Comment from ichigo
Time: May 23, 2009, 4:10 pm
ok NO OFFENSE but that is really mean. i’m just afraid some little kid will see that and be permanantly scared or worse. that is REALY violent and offensive and a little overboard on the whole anti-Hk thing. i suggest you delete these photos because you could get into some serious legal trouble my friend. it’s just sickening what people have in their minds to do something like that. again NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!!!!
Comment from ABW
Time: May 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
It’s really disturbing. You have to be really sick to draw something like this without puking
Comment from Kate
Time: May 27, 2009, 10:25 am
Hahaha, I got to see these in person! They were displayed at a Hello Kitty themed art show that I also participated in. I painted Hello Kitty and Mimmy as catgirls with nosebleeds: http://violatekate.deviantart.com/art/Mimmy-Kitty-122247035
Comment from kel
Time: May 27, 2009, 12:20 pm
it’s pretty disturbing ><’
Comment from moriyah
Time: May 27, 2009, 11:38 pm
Freaking awesome. HK knows that it’s up the river not across the stream…. LOL
Comment from moriyah
Time: May 27, 2009, 11:45 pm
P.S. These pale in comparison to the shitty goretastic movies that have been released to the public as of late. To the artist I say, keep em coming!!!
Comment from flery
Time: May 29, 2009, 3:32 am
why do we all hate Darlene? she has a right to her opinion as the rest of us do. remember…peace, love, and hello kitty! =P
Comment from hkluver
Time: June 12, 2009, 11:05 am
i hate those drawings they r horrible and u shouldnt draw anything like that.u r a disgrace to hk luver.
Comment from Carlie
Time: June 18, 2009, 1:06 am
I am highly curious as to how on earth Darlene gets away with being so horribly idiotic. Not only are her comments painfully redundant, but if she hates what you write so much, why does she spend so much time reading up on your site. Darlene; please get a life.
Comment from shannon
Time: June 21, 2009, 9:58 pm
You guys, isn’t it obvious that ‘Darlene’ isn’t reading your replies? LOL, and thats probably not even her actual name.
Comment from darlene 4
Time: June 26, 2009, 6:07 am
Hello kitty is the most cutest character in earth and whoever you dumbasses are, you better stop calling her a devil ‘coz i’m going to kill you all with a hello kitty garrote when you are tucked in bed!
Comment from Liz
Time: June 27, 2009, 7:19 pm
Whoa, darlene 4, chill girl! What happened to freedom of speech, or whatever stupid rule that allows darlene to call the HKH guy awful names and you to threaten the other readers?
Think about it; don’t all these “dumbasses” have as much of a right to call Kitty a devil as you do to say otherwise?
Comment from hello kitty terrorist
Time: July 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
first, *shoots darlene with a HK XM8 that darlene loves so much.* now, about the pictures. really funny. they should make one where hello kitty drowns herself in a HK crapper p.s. yay, a review!!!!!!!
Comment from hello kitty terrorist
Time: July 8, 2009, 11:36 pm
p.s.s. only the flaming head one is funny. the extremely bloody one is creepy and should be in a HKHM hello kitty horror movie!!!
Comment from Annissa Lian
Time: September 27, 2009, 11:16 pm
GASP*
I have just lost all faith in humanity… sigh*
lol jmjm
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