Hello Kitty Canned Ramen
When it comes to Hello Kitty food, one would logically conclude that it really couldn’t get much worse than Hello Kitty instant ramen, but of course this assumption would be coming from someone that doesn’t really know the evil feline. Not satisfied with only the freeze dry ramen noodle market, Hello Kitty has branched off in an attempt to corner the canned ramen noodle market as well:
The thought of canned ramen in itself is a pretty disgusting concept, but add Hello Kitty to the mixture and you pretty much guarantee that you’re going to spend the time after eating it over a toilet bowl somewhere.
Of course, my wife thinks this is an excellent idea since it fits in well with her belief that if it says “ramen” on the can and that I like ramen, then I will surely like Hello Kitty ramen. So when situations like this come to pass in Hello Kitty Hell, I have an important decision to make: would I rather make good friends with the toilet bowl or the Hello Kitty sleeping bag and couch…
Sent in by Aaron who should have to eat this for every meal for the rest of the year for thinking that showing this to me could ever result in anything positive…
Posted: June 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 37
Comments
#1 Comment from HelloWookie
Time: June 4, 2009, 8:44 am
love it!! I want to eat some!
#2 Comment from Niroshinie
Time: June 4, 2009, 9:41 am
aww you dont like hello kitty? I’ve been a fan since i was 9 
#3 Comment from Kitty
Time: June 4, 2009, 10:03 am
It looks foul, even worse than Pot Noodles and that takes some beating.
And HK looks like Anne Robinson from the Weakest Link in those glasses, which just makes matters worse.
How the hell do you heat it up? I assume its a metal can so microwave is out of the equation. Actually, I don’t wanna know. Its just wrong.
And Darlene, learn some new words honey.
#4 Comment from danigirl
Time: June 4, 2009, 10:24 am
oh no. I too am wondering how you heat this stuff, or eat this stuff. As a HK fan I would keep the can as collectible if it were a gift to me but I would not go looking for it.
And everyone brace yourselves for the ramblings of Darlene because we know its going to happen. Probably something along the lines of: blah blah blah HK blah blah disrespect your wife blah blah you should be happy with whatever ramen she gives you blah blah blah
#5 Comment from Acton
Time: June 4, 2009, 11:09 am
Eat it and the Kitty will be in you for ever.
Personally I have my doubts this product will work, how do they keep the noodles from becoming mush?
Hello Kitty on the can is just ink, perhaps a ploy to hide canned noodles soup = FAIL.
#6 Comment from darlene
Time: June 4, 2009, 11:36 am
This looks delicious! Why do you have to be soooo negative about anything that has Hello Kitty on it? I bet if this were just a can of ramen, you would be singing its praises and the only reason you are saying it must taste bad is because Hello Kitty is on it.
Hello Kitty provides a nutritious meal for those in a hurry and all you do is complain. Hello Kitty can brighten up any meal and that is what makes her food so popular. I think you’re just jealous because no matter how much you try to bad mouth her, she is only gaining in popularity.
#7 Comment from msyendor
Time: June 4, 2009, 1:38 pm
Weeell, heck. Lil Kitty looks like she’s fiddlin’ with her glasses in embarrassment as she’s saying, ‘Sorry. Just barfed over here. Don’t mind me. Enjoy your meal.’
#8 Comment from melora
Time: June 4, 2009, 4:07 pm
They also have Hello Kitty head shaped nori sprinkles to put on your rice or noodles. I saw them at Marukai! Truly genius.=(^.^)=
#9 Comment from GJeff
Time: June 4, 2009, 7:01 pm
When you mentioned making friends with the toilet (i.e. talking to Ralph on the great white telephone), I thought “That wouldn’t be a Hello Kitty toilet. They couldn’t have made something like that.” Sure enough, your post of June 10th 2007 confirmed my worst fears. Stop the Insanity!
#10 Comment from Little Miss Cupcake
Time: June 4, 2009, 7:03 pm
Yes, darlene, because Ramen is the epitome of healthy eating. Along with almost your daily intake of sodium. Yumyum.
#11 Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: June 4, 2009, 8:27 pm
I think the previous HK instant ramen is more HK fanatic than this.
They should put those HK face something found in the HK instant ramen.
Then it will be complete.
Otherwise, it is just a can decorated with a HK maid.
#12 Comment from edward
Time: June 4, 2009, 9:13 pm
I like Ramen, but there’s no way in hell that it is a nutritious meal. And I’m agreeing with whoever said it up there – how the hell do you heat it up? I would never eat it cold, HK or no.
#13 Comment from panda.eyes
Time: June 4, 2009, 10:25 pm
not all that fussed about the hello kitty, but CANNED RAMEN??! that’s just gross…
#14 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 5, 2009, 12:46 am
Darlene is more dilusional than usual!! No way is ramen a nutricious meal (although dried ramen can be made reasonably so with the addition of some stir-fried veg and tinned tuna).
As for this product I’m with Kitty; it makes Not Poodle 
look like haute cuisine! (other, better brands of noodle cups are available).
#15 Comment from GJeff
Time: June 5, 2009, 4:15 am
I just realised the answer to “How do you heat it up?” It must come out of the Japanese vending machine already hot. You can also buy cans of hot coffee from machines there.
#16 Comment from Gail
Time: June 5, 2009, 7:12 am
How Ghetto.
#17 Comment from Kitty
Time: June 5, 2009, 10:21 am
Not Poodle! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! actually, that’d taste better.
Out of the machine hot, so I’m guessing it nukes it with a shot of radiation to heat it up?
Hey kids! Eat Ramen and GLOW!
Seriously though, I knew Darlene was a screwed up individual, but how the hell are noodles nutritious? They’re packed full of salt and fats and calories. This stuff makes chocolate look helahtier than apples!
Actually got some chocolate in the friedge. That or noodles? Hmm tough choice.
#18 Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: June 5, 2009, 12:57 pm
They should change the name of it from Ramen to barf in a can.
#19 Comment from Sharon
Time: June 6, 2009, 4:06 am
This must be part of some larger marketing experiment to find what if anything people WON’T buy as long as it has that vapid white image on it.
As for you know who: Every hell must have a devil. We know who the devil is here, so darlene has to be the devil’s advocate.
#20 Comment from Kitty
Time: June 6, 2009, 12:31 pm
And I’m the referee. Referee finds in favour of Humanity, Darlene loses.
#21 Comment from filipasian
Time: June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I am greatly satisifed with your picture of HK ramen. Thanks for the snackin’!
#22 Comment from Lee
Time: June 6, 2009, 7:25 pm
ugh I didn’t even know canned ramen existed till now but it sounds/looks pretty disgusting.
why put something so cute on something so gross?
#23 Comment from ama
Time: June 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
uh oh…
why does some part of me want to try that…?
#24 Comment from stephanie
Time: June 7, 2009, 12:56 am
first of all hello kitty rocks anywhere and everywhere on anything and everything!!! and by the way ramens are 10 for $10! secondly collectors will have the haters eating hk noodles in a can forever in hell!!! thirdly noodles are good!!
#25 Comment from Kitty
Time: June 7, 2009, 10:25 am
Hello Stephanie, I seem to have a new moving target for my Dragons Breath shotgun. RUN! >:D
#26 Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: June 7, 2009, 8:02 pm
Eat it. Think about it.
Don’t eat it–you have to see that HK product, THEN the sleeping bag, 2 HK products total.
Eat it–yeah, you’ll be hugging the toilet, but I don’t think you have the HK toilet. So 1 HK product total.
#27 Comment from Jaime
Time: June 10, 2009, 11:59 am
i think the can is cute, but there is no way i’d eat ramen from a can. i didn’t even know it came that way!
#28 Comment from roachc420
Time: June 11, 2009, 2:53 pm
I kinda want a can because it lacks the disgusting amount of pink found on most HK things. I would never dream of eating it though. It looks like it would be gummy. (and I <3 me some ghetto chow)
#29 Comment from me
Time: June 11, 2009, 5:34 pm
is anyone else convinced that darlene is really the guy who runs this website, just trying to cause drama and keep us interested?
#30 Comment from Cassie
Time: June 17, 2009, 8:16 am
hahaha cute
#31 Comment from Aaron
Time: June 18, 2009, 4:26 pm
Greetings Aaron here!
I sent this in for the follewing reasons.
1. Big fan of kittyhell.com
2. Love your comments when people email you!
3. Would eat this only for the one I love my wife, but a whole year LMAO! nawww
Have fun you guys, and Darlene shutup! 
#32 Comment from mabbii
Time: June 24, 2009, 7:44 pm
@ darlene
We don’t need your precious Kitty to get decent ramen…
Earth to darlene, earth to darlene, it’s time to grow up..!
#33 Comment from Liz
Time: June 25, 2009, 10:12 pm
I didn’t even know they made that stuff!
#34 Comment from Kelsey Radke
Time: July 5, 2009, 11:53 am
ooooooohhhhh it looks tasty!
#35 Comment from Chocobo
Time: July 16, 2009, 9:51 am
Bleggggh! Canned Ramen? The dry stuff is bad enough.
So gross.
Hello Kitty has a small soft spot in my heart because a Japanese woman who lived with us gave me a HK wallet when I was a kid direct from Japan (before America had ever really heard of HK).
I just stumbled upon this website and I am shocked at how insane all this marketing is. It’s ruining my childhood!
#36 Comment from Babsiegirl
Time: July 17, 2009, 9:39 am
The very thought of canned ramen makes me want to barf. Hopefully, my five year old daughter will never learn of this product’s existence.
#37 Comment from Andeedee
Time: July 17, 2009, 11:30 pm
Good god that sounds foul.
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