Hello Kitty Machine Gun
Because there has never been a gun that Hello Kitty could keep her face off, here is yet another Hello Kitty machine gun:
There are now so many different Hello Kitty guns, it’s no longer even surprising to see one sporting the evil feline (a very worrying sign in Hello Kitty Hell…). In fact, the only surprise with this Hello Kitty machine gun is that the camouflage isn’t done in shades of pink. While this would obviously make the camouflage a lot less effective since the gun would stick out like a sore thumb, it would at the same time put infinitely more fear into the enemy upon seeing what was being aimed at them. I certainly would run for my life if I ever saw something like this…
Sent in by Pierre-Emmanuel who should have to sport this at the next NRA convention in his area as punishment for ever thinking it would be a good idea to send me a photo like this…
Posted: August 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
I just want to see she-who-shall-not-be-named defend this.
Hell, I don’t think you’d even need to shoot this to kill someone. You could just show it to them and their heart would stop. I had to scroll past the picture just because this made me start sobbing.
oh ffs really? so wrong. I am not a defendant of the kitty name I have the HK tattoos to prove my love for what she once stood for, for me but really, really, really, REALLY??????? the evil feline must be destroyed not for what she once was but for what she is today a horrible commercialized picture it almost pains me to bear my tattoos anymore but then I remember why they are there and how much I love them. I no longer purchase the HK propaganda as which we all now know as the current ongoing gestapo campaign. Hello Kitty for Life Hello kitty must DIE!!!!
ew.
You’re right.
It just never.
Ever.
EVER.
Stops getting worse.
Hello Firepower
I am not sure this is real
I shoot of a belt of ammo in your direction, don’t worry I am high and not directly at you.
Well, at least it’ll never get lost…
Oh poor gun! What did it ever do to deserve such treatment. Somebody rescue it please! Strip it back to base metal and give it a proper khaki colouring, not this hideous paint job.
Poor poor thing.
The evil feline shows her true colours……
In a world dominated by Hello Kitty Fans (like Darlene), you would convert to HK. Or be executed by one of these guns.
I prefer the gun…. living in a HK-dominated world is beyond imagination.
What the ultimate level for the evil feline?
Condoms? (already there)
Guns (already there)
Pills, like Prozac?
Porn?
Coffins?
Bombs?
There is no “ultimate level” for the evil feline. All she wants is global domination. And is not going to stop for nothing. Just watch HK fanatics. Al-Qaeda terrorists are just simple boy scouts comparing with HK fanatics….
Wow it’s not pink? xD
HOW. CAN. IT. BE. IT. IS. NOT. PINK.
I dont see why it isn’t pink, I mean, the people you are acctually killing it with would freez when they see the cuteness *cough.
Mário – If Hello Kitty Prozac or any pill that could potentially affect your mind existed, I think we’d have
A. A lot of psychiatrists being put out of work
B. A lot of people developing schizophrenia and drug addictions
and C. A lot of intentional as well as accidental overdosing on said pills.
And my guess is the ingredients would be sugar and speed.
have anything to say darlene?
@sj224,
I dont think she has anything to say. It’s a gun, what’s she supposed to say? The army use this for the peace of humankind and Hello kitty is helping?
….Oh God I gave her an idea.
This Looks Photoshopped to me. What does Darleen think?
A little fun as you ” lock and load ” ? And the desert camo is perfect !
Poor ppl getting shot by an innocent looking gun!
I mean one moment, ur saying aw it look so cute! and the next, ur lying in the hospital, thinking, “God damn i should have skipped to tokyo mew mew instead!”
yeah, where’s darlene? out buying that hk vibrator of her’s? andophiroxia is so funny
I don’t know what would be worse, being killed by a Hello Kitty gun, or having to use one, either way you go directly to Hello Kitty Hell.
Since Darlene hasn’t posted already I don’t think she will.
@ Kitten: How can a gun look innocent? I mean you can get arrested for having a toy gun nowadays.
oh right…
what an oximoron
that is sooooooooooo creepy…
that is soooooooooooooo creepy………
Where’s a darlene when I need her??
Guys, this is a Softair gun (asg), it’s a electric gun, not a real machinegun. (i have one of this)
Just see the “connector” from the big magazine. There are 2 bent springs where the plastic bullets run in.
Also, the real machine gun (M249 Para), instead of the “springs” has uncovered 5.56mm bullets.
…i’m too boring\picky?? XD
Oh good. Because if I am on the battle field and see this thing, I wouldn’t even care if that person is in my own camp. I would just go ahead and shoot the hell out of that direction in hope of getting rid of the horror
this gun is actually really efective! I would
shoot myself if I saw this in the battlefield