Hello Kitty Machine Gun
Because there has never been a gun that Hello Kitty could keep her face off, here is yet another Hello Kitty machine gun:
There are now so many different Hello Kitty guns, it’s no longer even surprising to see one sporting the evil feline (a very worrying sign in Hello Kitty Hell…). In fact, the only surprise with this Hello Kitty machine gun is that the camouflage isn’t done in shades of pink. While this would obviously make the camouflage a lot less effective since the gun would stick out like a sore thumb, it would at the same time put infinitely more fear into the enemy upon seeing what was being aimed at them. I certainly would run for my life if I ever saw something like this…
Sent in by Pierre-Emmanuel who should have to sport this at the next NRA convention in his area as punishment for ever thinking it would be a good idea to send me a photo like this…
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Posted: August 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
Comments
#1 Comment from Hana
Time: August 8, 2009, 12:28 am
I just want to see she-who-shall-not-be-named defend this.
Hell, I don’t think you’d even need to shoot this to kill someone. You could just show it to them and their heart would stop. I had to scroll past the picture just because this made me start sobbing.
#2 Comment from danigirl
Time: August 8, 2009, 2:58 am
oh ffs really? so wrong. I am not a defendant of the kitty name I have the HK tattoos to prove my love for what she once stood for, for me but really, really, really, REALLY??????? the evil feline must be destroyed not for what she once was but for what she is today a horrible commercialized picture it almost pains me to bear my tattoos anymore but then I remember why they are there and how much I love them. I no longer purchase the HK propaganda as which we all now know as the current ongoing gestapo campaign. Hello Kitty for Life Hello kitty must DIE!!!!
#3 Comment from Jay.
Time: August 8, 2009, 4:43 am
ew.
#4 Comment from Sharon
Time: August 8, 2009, 8:50 am
You’re right.
It just never.
Ever.
EVER.
Stops getting worse.
#5 Comment from acton
Time: August 8, 2009, 9:09 am
Hello Firepower
I am not sure this is real
I shoot of a belt of ammo in your direction, don’t worry I am high and not directly at you.
#6 Comment from Liz
Time: August 8, 2009, 10:10 am
Well, at least it’ll never get lost…
#7 Comment from Kitty
Time: August 8, 2009, 11:38 am
Oh poor gun! What did it ever do to deserve such treatment. Somebody rescue it please! Strip it back to base metal and give it a proper khaki colouring, not this hideous paint job.
Poor poor thing.
#8 Comment from Mário
Time: August 8, 2009, 2:13 pm
The evil feline shows her true colours……
#9 Comment from Mário
Time: August 8, 2009, 2:22 pm
In a world dominated by Hello Kitty Fans (like Darlene), you would convert to HK. Or be executed by one of these guns.
I prefer the gun…. living in a HK-dominated world is beyond imagination.
#10 Comment from Mário
Time: August 8, 2009, 2:31 pm
What the ultimate level for the evil feline?
Condoms? (already there)
Guns (already there)
Pills, like Prozac?
Porn?
Coffins?
Bombs?
There is no “ultimate level” for the evil feline. All she wants is global domination. And is not going to stop for nothing. Just watch HK fanatics. Al-Qaeda terrorists are just simple boy scouts comparing with HK fanatics….
#11 Comment from Maaike.
Time: August 8, 2009, 2:53 pm
Wow it’s not pink? xD
HOW. CAN. IT. BE. IT. IS. NOT. PINK.
#12 Comment from Maaike.
Time: August 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
I dont see why it isn’t pink, I mean, the people you are acctually killing it with would freez when they see the cuteness *cough.
#13 Comment from Hana
Time: August 8, 2009, 8:57 pm
Mário – If Hello Kitty Prozac or any pill that could potentially affect your mind existed, I think we’d have
A. A lot of psychiatrists being put out of work
B. A lot of people developing schizophrenia and drug addictions
and C. A lot of intentional as well as accidental overdosing on said pills.
And my guess is the ingredients would be sugar and speed.
#14 Comment from sj224
Time: August 9, 2009, 5:45 pm
have anything to say darlene?
#15 Comment from Indiana
Time: August 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
@sj224,
I dont think she has anything to say. It’s a gun, what’s she supposed to say? The army use this for the peace of humankind and Hello kitty is helping?
….Oh God I gave her an idea.
#16 Comment from Gail
Time: August 10, 2009, 6:08 am
This Looks Photoshopped to me. What does Darleen think?
#17 Comment from Lynn
Time: August 11, 2009, 11:37 am
A little fun as you ” lock and load ” ? And the desert camo is perfect !
#18 Comment from Kitten
Time: August 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
Poor ppl getting shot by an innocent looking gun!
I mean one moment, ur saying aw it look so cute! and the next, ur lying in the hospital, thinking, “God damn i should have skipped to tokyo mew mew instead!”
#19 Comment from Kitten
Time: August 11, 2009, 10:19 pm
yeah, where’s darlene? out buying that hk vibrator of her’s? andophiroxia is so funny
#20 Comment from Vida
Time: August 12, 2009, 10:37 am
I don’t know what would be worse, being killed by a Hello Kitty gun, or having to use one, either way you go directly to Hello Kitty Hell.
#21 Comment from RN
Time: August 12, 2009, 10:46 am
Since Darlene hasn’t posted already I don’t think she will.
@ Kitten: How can a gun look innocent? I mean you can get arrested for having a toy gun nowadays.
#22 Comment from Kitten
Time: August 12, 2009, 12:15 pm
oh right…
what an oximoron
#23 Comment from carol
Time: August 17, 2009, 2:01 am
that is sooooooooooo creepy…
#24 Comment from carol
Time: August 18, 2009, 7:04 am
that is soooooooooooooo creepy………
#25 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: August 23, 2009, 6:10 am
Where’s a darlene when I need her??
#26 Comment from verdammt
Time: September 20, 2009, 1:48 pm
Guys, this is a Softair gun (asg), it’s a electric gun, not a real machinegun. (i have one of this)
Just see the “connector” from the big magazine. There are 2 bent springs where the plastic bullets run in.
Also, the real machine gun (M249 Para), instead of the “springs” has uncovered 5.56mm bullets.
…i’m too boring\picky?? XD
#27 Comment from Cindi
Time: September 22, 2009, 9:36 pm
Oh good. Because if I am on the battle field and see this thing, I wouldn’t even care if that person is in my own camp. I would just go ahead and shoot the hell out of that direction in hope of getting rid of the horror
#28 Comment from pika-girl
Time: September 29, 2009, 3:26 pm
this gun is actually really efective! I would
shoot myself if I saw this in the battlefield
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