Hello Kitty Men’s Underwear Additions
It had to happen. It was bad enough that my wife thought I should be wearing the Hello Kitty low rise underwear, but you can imagine my shock when they arrived at our door in three additional patterns as well:
Unfortunately it really doesn’t matter what the Hello Kitty pattern on the underwear is — my age and beer belly guarantees that there is no way in Hello Kitty Hell that I will ever look even remotely close to what is pictured above. One would assume that this fact would shock the Hello Kitty fanatic into a sensible reality to where they politely say that maybe the whole idea of Hello Kitty men’s underwear was a bad idea. Unfortunately, the Hello Kitty fanatic seems to be able to disregard flabs of aging skin and fat that make a normal person wearing these so hideously wrong (and guarantee instant arrest if ever seen in public).
There is just something terribly wrong in the world when despite all this, my wife still wants the evil feline to provide my below-the-belt support…
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Posted: August 11th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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if i ever caught my boyfriend wearing crap like this, he’d never sleep in my bed again.
You could easily ruin the underwear so they have to be thrown away… especially if your wife won’t let you use the Hello Kitty toilet paper…
I seen them on Ebay, the seller is in China and me thinks these are not Sanrio sanctioned product.
I send my condolences in your direction.
PS. I would go with them if they are briefs and sanctioned product.
D: wow that was really disgusting
I’d wear Craftsman Tool undies if it was what my boyfriend was into.
Find something she HATES and insist you will wear this ONLY if she wears the thing she HATES. Misery loves company and all that…
OMG. I actually have all of those.
@Sharon
Thats a pretty good idea acutally lol
Your wife could possibly perhaps benefit from some evaluation from a licensed therapist. What (straight) man would wear these?
Anything to say darlene?
You poor man!
You really should be arrested for all this nonsense that you keep writing.
Whose fault is it that you don’t look good in these? Your wife’s? Hello Kitty’s? NO, it’s YOUR fault because everyone can see that these look wonderful on some men. If you had any respect for your wife, you would get in shape so they looked better on you and your wife could enjoy them even more.
Your wife wants you to look the best that you can and she knows that Hello Kitty will help. You seem to have no appreciation for this. Instead you complain how you don’t look good enough in this underwear. The underwear is cute, sexy and looks good. That means the problem lies somewhere else.
If my bf wore these, God only knows how hard I would laugh at him.
another thought: How many millions of dollars do you think that those models were paid to wear those?
A lot? Mind you the one in the black shorts has no worries in the showers has he?
My man ever wore anythign liek this, even for a joke, and I would do unspeakable things to him, especially after he has trained me up in unarmed combat. Jeez they are hideous and oh so wrogn in every respect.
Darlene, last post you called him selfish for (what you apparently read and the rest of us didn’t) not allowing his wife to be beautiful by using a HK Salon. Now you are proclaiming he should wear these things for her sole delight, Isn’t that a selfish attitude sweetheart?
I’d say you were a two faced sour old crone who has never been laid, but then I don’t think you are even aware of what a Man is are you honey? Just you and the HK ‘massager’ on a weekend is it?
Impressive package.
But hello kitty was meant for me, not my husband. XD
OH, NO !!!
A real man would not wear these under any circumstances !
…If I ever saw my boyfriend in these, he can forget about even trying to get within 5ft of me.
I’d be politely asking any man I saw in these if he was feeling okay, and maybe we should take a trip to see the nice young men in their clean white coats?
if there were boy short undies like that, i would sooooooo wear them, they r so sexy!!!
but on a guy… only if i tell him to would it be ok
Hello Kitty ate my balls, as we used to say about 8 or 9 years ago.
HA ha ha I think Ill force my boyfriend to wear those!
Where is the brown version? I think that color version would be the most adjusted to men. You konw, men farts… and a brown stain in a white underwear is not good….
One Word: Gay
Two words: horrified fascination. I can’t stop looking at them and gagging a little, and then looking at them again. That package is — These are so –
I could see a (straight) guy wearing these for a joke if his girlfriend likes them, I guess.
darlene has officially lost it.
actually, that IS cute.
gay or not.
darlene lost it 50 comments ago…
U agree with Kitten. The model is definetly rockin these, but if my boyfriend wore these I would have to point and laugh
danigirl- haha! yeah, but i would point and laugh, i would rather stare in disbelief wondering if i approve
still, the model looks HOT especially the first
Male perspective – That model should look good in more or less anything. Lots of us won’t, and if we have the realism to see that we’re not going to look good in these, women should have the sense to accept it! You’re fast enough to complain if we buy you stuff that we’d like to see you in/take off you but you don’t like!
Kitten, check your local TJ Max. I saw some there yesterday.
Straight *women* wear LOTS of ridiculous stuff we would never dream of wearing, left to our own devices, just to make our men happy. And we’re pilloried for being uncaring, unloving, selfish, less than a real woman, antisocial, or lazy if we so much as question it for a moment. I don’t see why the gander shouldn’t have a little of the same sauce.
loool, HK in the black and white one looks like she’s giving you the finger – sort of a “That’s right, I’m next to a fine cock so leave me to it bi-otch.”
for once in my life i feel sorry for a statuesque male model.
Oh my, It does look like a one finger salute!!
Hello Kitty Is a BADD girl… or cat?
I just got a pair of these today through ebay, they are AMAZING!!!!
What the gus folks. If a man was so incline to buy and wear them, it will not be like he just going to drop his pants in public so you can get a good look. You will never know.
I am a prude (if married) my wife would all ready understand who she is marrying in the first place, Hello Kitty underwear is not a big issue.
@Gail… dont disrepcet the gay community by comparing these things to them!
Mr. HKH, I say you compromise to wear these on your wife’s bday if she immediately takes them off you, and, well…
Darlene– he was not blogging about how sad he is about not looking good in these, duh! He’s not disappointed that these would not compliment the beer gut… so shush.
I have a question, where can i buy man’s briefs like in the picture ?? Oh! And how much is it??
@Karolina
to save MR HKH grief (unless you are rattle his cage) try Ebay
Nice find!! It takes a real man to sport Hello Kitty undies. I’ve gotta add this one!
A real man can wear anything and the masculine burns right through all the frillies. It’s the weak and insecure fellas that are afraid a bit of cloth can emasculate them
I’d wear them just to make my GF squeal!
Hello!
I am of Spain and I wanna to know where should to obtain the underpants:)
where can i get one of these?? i want one now
really…wow. With a pair of undies like those you just HAVE to buy the hello kitty condoms!!! when will sanrio stop with all the insanity!!!
im a HK fan myself but this is way to much little girls are supposed to love hello kitty and this is just plain weird.
Imagine you actually got forced into wearing this while you’re traveling…and the custom officer at the airport comes up to you and says, “sir, we have to strip search you…”
sexy! yikes!XD
Wowsers Elika, wowsers!;D
They’re cute, and the model wearing ‘em has got a sexy ass!!! Yum!
… Has anybody ever thought that maybe, just maybe, Darlene is actually his wife?? Haha, JK!:D
OMG! thats hot!
i hate to admit it… but i have these on right now. ignoring the fact that they have a satan cat on them… they make the meat and potatoes feel like they are floating on a cloud.