Hello Kitty Hell Pen

Hmmmmmm. I’m not sure if Hello Kitty finally revealed her true self to the world and I was correct or if Sanrio has seen fit to develop a new Hello Kitty line about my blog in their never ending quest to Hello Kittify everything:

Hello Kitty Hell pen

This is what came in my email:

I have always believed that you were a poor sufferer in Hello Kitty Hell. When others accused you of being a pawn of Sanrio, I used to laugh this off. I now know the truth. While you pretend to hate Hello Kitty, you are really advertising her stuff so people go and buy it.

I bought a Hello Kitty pen the other day. It has the words “Hello Kitty” written on the barrel, or so I thought. Then I noticed what was really written there. You are part of the conspiracy!

This is not a good way to begin the week in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Min who should have to suffer unthinkable torture for raising the Hello Kitty paranoia threat level to Stage 5 Red in my mind by sending this photo to me…

27 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Hell Pen

  1. I think they were just printing (multicolored)HELLOKITTYvapidface(pink)HELLOKITTYvapidface(multicolored)HELLOKITTYvapidface(pink)HELLOKITTY
    and it just got cut off like that.

    Or maybe THEY’RE advertising YOU? I know if I HAD to choose one Hello Kitty item or be sent to literal hell, it would be this pen. At least it’s got the name of a cool blog on it!

  2. i think sharon is right …. (^_^)… i love hello kitty and i think you are more hello kitty adicted than me…. ( hahaha….. are you surprised… ) hahaha… how can you gathered so many hello kitty file … lots of they are cute and the other are wierd… hahaha… i think maybe my father feel like this because my mom and me lovesss hello kitty…. hehehe… but i never see soo many hello kitty before… hahaha

  3. The only way it could have been better would be if they’d typo’d it in such a way as to spell out “Ohell Kitty”, which is how I usually think of her. :-)

  4. HMM , it all FITS the LACK of pictures of Mr HKH, the Assault rifles, the never mentioning exactly what it is that he does, and the blurry photo of him, from 1963, in Dallas at the fence on the grassy Knoll firing his hello kitty rifle!!!!
    It also does open up a whole new world of crackpot conspiracy theories……………….
    Sadly too many crackpots already buy this stuff……..

  5. Min I’ll help your husband to inflict the pain. :D

    Jeez lets just say the frickin feline has shown her true colours, and its a ghastly pink.

  6. Cool…you’re on the radar Dude…watch out for lawyers looking to sue you for something…anything…there is no end to how money grubbing Sanrio is ! ( they may actually get a court to declare HK a person and sue for defamation of character and Darlene would run willingly to testify against you )

    I have a few Hello Kitty pens and pencils but I detest those little dangling decorations…they are so annoying to write with so I refuse to buy them !

  7. seems like the point was hellokittyhellokitty over and over again. But there are so many people who read your blog that one might be able to go out and get a simple pen done.

  8. maybe a bunch of sanrio workers got so damn fed up with working behind the scenes of HKH, and then they just churned out THAT.

    I’m stumped.

  9. I own a pen like that!
    I bought it a few weeks ago but I didn’t notice the writing until just now.
    Lol its a big coincidence, or is it. . . .? -creepy music-

  10. HEHE…maybe Sanrio is trying to mess with you! They should be happy – your blog probably drives MORE people to buy HK stuff. LOL!

  11. I have three different kinds of pen like with. All of which cut off at “Hell” At some point on the pen.
    I scribble out the o’s for fun.

  12. “Min” is an imbecile. As are half the commentors. You are commendable for plunging forward with this blog despite continual verbal abuse.

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